BreezyPonie Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 (edited) Granted, but your cat tears it up while you're away. I WANNA BE, THE VERY BEST. LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS. Edited August 9, 2015 by BreezyPonie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 (edited) Granted, but you are the only person left alive. i also dont own cats cri cri I want a nuclear cat. Edited August 9, 2015 by Upbeatshadowchain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Granted. It tears up your Hata no Kokoro doll, and you die. I wish to be better at maintaining relationships online... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 (edited) Granted, but whoever you're maintaining relationships online is forced to do it or they'll be murdered. why do you torture me with a cat tearing up my hata no kokoro doll I wish for sweet, velvety, muppet sex. Edited August 9, 2015 by Upbeatshadowchain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlaceon Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 What? Okay, granted but it's a crime to watch so you get arrested for voyeurism or something. I wish I could unsee the previous post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Granted, but you have your eyes removed. I wish for more unique Pokemon type combinations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Granted, but only one person can obtain them (not you), and they don't use them at all. I wish for a corrupt wish pls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 (edited) Granted, but it drives all other local restaurants out of business. I wish to know who this "Eternal Nutcase" is. Not 100% sure if that's a good or a bad thing... And Eternal Nutcase made a thread about xerself (not sure if that word is correct) in the Trainers Journal. I'll try to find it, but I'm not sure if you would like it. EDIT: found it. Xer new name is Bear Lord, so you know. http://www.pokemonreborn.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=15819 Granted, but that one gets corrupted, so the genie that granted it will terrorize you with shool exams for the rest of your life. I wish for more dates. Edited August 9, 2015 by laggless01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Granted, but no one will ever answer them. I wish for a walnut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 (edited) Granted, but you suffocate under a mountain of the dates I was actually asking for. #hungryEDIT: Greninja'dGranted, but it contains the universe, in which you get sucked in due to the vacuum. You die from dehydration/suffocation/boiling...I wish to be a better and faster typer. Edited August 9, 2015 by laggless01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 You become a better and faster typer, but you don't have any hands, nor toes anymore. Forever to type with your nose bashing against the keyboard. I wish to own China for all eternity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 ^^^2metal2typeGranted, but China goes bankrupt, and so do you.I wish for a king-sized bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Granted, everything is now Sub-Zero temperatures that can even freeze people within a minute. I wish for a sex doll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 You were granted snow, but you are now on a different planet, all alone. I wish for a cardboard box like Sanke's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 You were given the best damn internet in the universe, but you don't have anything to connect it to. I wish my school to become my castle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamona Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted, but a group of hackers hijacked you. I wish "art is a bang" is real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted, all art in the world are now considered the equal to flash bangs. I wish for a pair of god damn good jeans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamona Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted, you got a platecake, which is better! But it's too stiff. I wish I can have a bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted, but the bag is actually an eyebag. And you get super giant eyebags. I wish for a giant cotton ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 which smashes you i wish for invisibility to prank people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Wish granted but a the king of the universe took it :/ Katamari sequel confirmed! Hooray! Granted, but invisibility makes you blind, so you probably accidentally kill yourself. I wish for my brain to focus on studying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted, but you are unable to stop studying and eventually die of dehydration/starvation. I wish to have ownership of the entire Moon and for every government in the world to acknowledge it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted, but the moon eventually crashes into Earth, eliminating lots of life, making you public enemy no. 1. I wish for chocolate rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted, but the Chocolate was extremely bitter, not that it matters since it's also very acidic. I wish that one girl who interrupted Bernie Sander's speech about racial equality would burn. Considering how he was fighting for the African Americans and she, as a African American, solidified on how stupid some can be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted, but the robot arm soon develops and mind of its own and start controlling you, eventually enslaving the world as the Robotic Overlord. I wish for a defective gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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