BlackMage Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted but when you test it, it suddenly starts working and you shoot yourself accidentally. I wish to rule over the forums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted, but everyone moved into another forum to talk to. Leaving you alone. I wish that the popular music makers would stop talking about their personal lives and suicide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted, but suddenly you find yourself in a orgy. I wish for a body pillow to cuddle while I sleep at night, with a sex doll, and a Hata no Kokoro doll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 You were given juice, but it was poisoned, and has some sperm inside of it. I wish for the world to blow up like a blow up doll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) Ooo... kaaay? You're just going to take this to strange places aren't you? Granted, but the world blows up, and you are thrown towards the sun, miraculously surviving the explosion and lack of oxygen along the way. You die a horrible death. I wish for a gallon of Pepsi. Edited August 10, 2015 by aquawaffle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 You get a gallon of Pepsi, but it was actually acid. I want a gallon of Mountain Dew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted, but there is a giant rat dissolving in it. I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 You got poison, and you proceed to poison yourself because a forced made you do it. I want a cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) Granted, instead your assassin steals the poison, and then proceeds to poison you. I wish for silk boxers so when people wonder why I didn't come to places late at night so I can say: "BUT I DID COME!" Edited August 10, 2015 by Upbeatshadowchain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 *pokes non existent Kokoro doll* Granted, but you face a Chinese curse that will last for 100 generations. I wish for PBX5's assassin to give me back my silk boxers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Granted, but it was spoken in a combination of different languages so the only thing you could make out is the word "Secret" I wish I had a new pair of silk boxers, I NEED TO COME BEFORE I GET TO THE PLACE DAMMIT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Granted, turns out it was all gibberish and was fake, except for the fact that you can no longer cum and forever stuck with the sexual pain of wanting to but cant. Did i forget to mention that it also feels like you're wearing a chastity belt. I wish for a alien waifu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamona Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Granted, now the MIB will try to hunt you instead. I wish kicking in Basketball is allowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Granted, you were immediately kicked in the balls while trying to play basketball. Suddenly Mexicans come in, and kicks the basketball right in your face, all the way into a soccer goal. I wish I was the leader of the MIB for my alien waifu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Granted, but you were the only survivor, and the attack left you infertile. RIP Human Race. I wish my alien waifu was a girl, and that I was also the overlord of all of creation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Granted, but both wishes end up destroying each other due to unforeseen unexplainable cosmic phenomena. I wish that Magical Girls exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alozan Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Granted, but the hope that they brings brings an equal amount of despair and you end up being killed by a witch I wish I wasn't so lazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Granted, but you become so hardworking that you exert all of your energy instantly, killing yourself. I wish for a new wristwatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Granted, but the edges are razor sharp and rusty, so if you bend your wrist you'll slice it open and get tetanus. Also, the clasp gets stuck when you put it on, so you can't take it off. I wish for an ak47. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 (edited) You get a burger, just to realize that there was a cat in it. Then the unstoppable force called torture starts forcing you to eat the burger, with the cat still in it, you were charged with animal curelty/abuse. The people ask why did you do it and you start yelling, "IN THE NAME OF ALLAH, I SHALL FEAST UPON ALL OF THE LIVING CREATURE'S FLESH AND MEAT." As you start pulling out ISIS flags from you jacket and yelling "ALLAHU AKBARRRR!" whilst recreating the Twin Towers, filling it with people, and proceed to smash two planes into it, making everyone relive the tragic memory as you resurrect Osama Bin Laden from the dead, and everyone from Hell back into Earth as you become the being who has surpassed Satan, sealed off to the Void by Creation, never to see the lights of the sun, or the stars ever again. I wish for pet Deoxys. EDIT: Damn it's good to be back again. Edited August 14, 2015 by Upbeatshadowchain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Grant, you are expelled and have to work at McDonalds for the rest of your life. I wish for my dog to be more well behaved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted, but he becomes so behaved that his intellect evolves into a human's and surpasses yours, and decides to just leave you. I wish for a new bottle of shampoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted August 14, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted. It's maple syrup. I wish somewhere in the world in a hidden place that requires an extremely weird, specific circumstance to come across, there's a giant nose with a smiley face and eyes. Whenever in the presence of it, Call Me Maybe plays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted, that place is your brain and the specific circumstance is you breathing. The song constantly playing in your head drives you crazy and you wind up in a mental institute. I wish for a Wii U. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Which you accidentally drop and break. I wish for a gaming laptop with all high-end components such as Intel i7, Nvidia TITAN, 16GB RAM etc. And a sleek monitor . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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