TRHStatement Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted, but the next week you will get sick and throw up on said laptop. Sickness now lasts for 3 months due to unexpected depression. I wish I wasn't socially awkward Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted but society grows wary of you because of your sudden change in behaviour. I wish to be skilled in competitive play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted, but you are so skilled, other people are convinced you're hacking and don't want to play with you anymore. I wish for a million wishes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted but you can only pick one wish out of all of them and it can't be more than one wish EVER AGAIN :c. I wish to smack a dragon irl and become a celebrity for doing so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted, McDonalds is now also on fire. I wish for me to get revived again and my Deoxys to come back, and not murder me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted but it takes you to outer space along with it...forever...how lonely and forsaken is your fate... I wish to get Witcher 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted, but you get a pirated copy and end up in prison for 57 years and have to pay a trillion whatever-your-currency-is fine on top of that. I wish for a shiny Rayquaza code. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted but before you use it, your friend sees it and uses it for himself. I wish for a lion which will not eat me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted! It is the Taco Bell right next door to the McDonalds that is burning down. The fire spreads there and you die. I wish I could read Chinese. I have this vase in my room that says a bunch of stuff in Chinese (I think... I'm not an expert on languages, at all. >.<") and I forgot the name of the blog of the person that can identifies the meanings of things. i hope that wasn't racist aaaaaah I'm sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRHStatement Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted, but due to the ignorance of the people around you, everyone does think you're a racist. I wish my room wasn't so hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 (edited) Granted but the cold room now freezes you to death. I wish Mumbai's temperature was lower and it would rain more. Edited August 14, 2015 by BlackMage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted, you can now be killed with water splashing onto you instead. I wish I was a supreme deity that ruled over all of creation and reality itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 (edited) Granted but even one droplet of water will boil you completely and your organs will start evaporating . I wish that I good get marks in my recently finished exams EDIT : Ninja'd again (second time happening directly after the prev one)! Not granted because I do not have the capability to grant such a wish and it is beyond me how creation and reality work. Edited August 14, 2015 by BlackMage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted, you get good marks, just to realize that you're in a tropical island with hostile natives. I wish for a pineapple, under the sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted, but the annoying creature which resides in that pineapple cause all marine wildlife to flee the area, no doubt causing irreparable damage to other ecosystems in the process. I wish for wasps to go extinct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted but as a last resort, every single wasp in existence sting you. I wish for a 1-year holiday from school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 You get a burger, the burger had a kitten in it. You, as a newly fresh Satanist, ate the kitten with the burger as everyone in the diner looked at you with disgust and started screaming/vomiting, as you start yelling, "I WILL CONSUME YOU VERY BODY AND SOUL AND GIVE IT TO THE ONE TRUE LORD, STAN!" as you proceed to consume everyone in the diner and quickly sneak out from said diner as reality suddenly snaps back and you begin to vomit over the meat and flesh+fur from the victims while you hear opera music in the background. Suddenly a TV appears before you while you're vomiting as the TV start playing a soap opera, a really shitty soap opera, in fact. It's a crudely done American Drama as you start killing yourself from it's shit story and actors, but you cannot, since you're in Heaven's torture chamber, immortal, and still trying to kill yourself. I wish for a cat girl with stockings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlaceon Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Dear God what even... Granted, but unfortunately the cat girl is afraid of you and DAMN does she have some claws. GG mate, you had a nice run. I wish I had a PS4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted, but when you turn it on a million cockroaches crawl out of it. I wish for pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 (edited) Granted, time reverses as you instead, throw the kitten out the window of the diner, you grow horns and bloody fairy wings that you ripped off recently. You, as a Gray Knight who serves both Heaven and Hell, in this case, you're doing a favor for Satan. You proceed to summon innocent puppies and start ripping them to shreds and added onto your burger. While the people in the diner try to run away, you prevent them by obliterating their legs and force feeding them their fingers. Suddenly, opera music plays, as you find a person vomiting, you summoned a TV that played a shit American Drama as you send him off to Heaven, using up one of your favors from God, sadly, you don't have anything to give him back so you were sent to Heaven's torture chamber as you were forced to watch Kim Kardashian Sex Tapes and Miley Cyrus twerk in front of your face. Whilst shitting all over you for the next 50 years. I wish for a burger too. EDIT: I'm on a power roll, can you feel THE MONADO'S POWER!? Edited August 15, 2015 by Upbeatshadowchain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 (edited) You get a burger, the burger had a kitten in it. You, as a newly fresh Satanist, ate the kitten with the burger as everyone in the diner looked at you with disgust and started screaming/vomiting, as you start yelling, "I WILL CONSUME YOU VERY BODY AND SOUL AND GIVE IT TO THE ONE TRUE LORD, STAN!" ALL HAIL STAN, THE PRINCE OF TYPOS On another note... Granted! You get the burger, but you learn that you are allergic to ground beef. You die. A cat sneaks into your old house, now cobweb-ridden and dusty from age and abandonment, and tears up your Hata no Kokoro doll. I wish for pizza. :3 Edited August 15, 2015 by BreezyPonie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 What in the hell. WHYYYYY, plus it wasn't a typo. Granted, you realized that you were fatally allergic to everything in the pizza, as you slowly die, everyone just points and laughs at your slow and painful death, as you start turning into dust, you were reborn as a Gray Knight who serves both Hell and Heaven, and the outcome was what I had before. I wish for a clean house, I hate cobwebs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darvan Korematsu Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Granted, but you'll gain OCD for cleanliness. I wish for real, edible pepperoni pizza that I eat whenever I want, and will have moderation over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 What in the hell. WHYYYYY, plus it wasn't a typo. Oh. Oops. Granted, there are no live cats in your sandwich, rather, the meat itself is made of cats. > I wanna wish you a merry Christmas, from the bottom of my heart! <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Granted. People no longer are feeding you cats against your will. Instead, you realize how tasty that burger was and actively seek out stray cats to eat. I wish Catsaur would let me go from eternal torture. :'( P.S. That gif is adorable <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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