TRHStatement Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Granted but you find nothing funny ever again. I wish I get my soul back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Granted but you poke it and all the pizzas fall on you and your face is perma-stained. I wish for a chocolate cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Granted. You get diabetes and die. I wish my sister would go away forever. (;P) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Granted, but the local law enforcement at "the place where you are at" suspect you killed her and you are convicted. I wish for a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Granted but it turns out to be public laundry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 No wish? Cri. I wish for a flaming burning apron to wear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorekeeper Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 (edited) Done, but one ear bud breaks immediately after you get them. I wish my sisters would stop watching bad "Reality" TV shows. Edited August 21, 2015 by Lorekeeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiroen Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Mankind suddenly becomes intelligent enough for Reality TV shows not being profitable anymore - however your sister is displeased, and now dedicates her free time to spy you, in order to satisfy her need of gossips. I wish I liked lemonade again so these lemonade bottles don't go to waste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted August 21, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted August 21, 2015 Granted. You like it, but you're allergic to it. I wish there was a band made of frogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Granted, next thing you know you find the frogs mutilated on your car. The ones you saw were impostors. I wish for a Ice Cream Sand Sand which. I'm actually curious about that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlaceon Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Granted, but you should probably have specified the flavor. Let's just say it tastes like puke cuz it is. I wish I knew the meaning of life, the universe, and all of it's secrets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Granted, the answer was so horrifying that your brain refused to process even a word of it. I wish I had a PS3 or PS4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRHStatement Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Granted but it's only compatible to play PS2 games I wish I could this song out of my head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Granted but wish was incomplete as the granter did not understand the statement. I wish for...NECROMANCY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Granted but it costs you $10000000000000 * 10^12 I wish for a personal jet plane, which has a swimming pool, deluxe rooms, personal cafes and restaurants etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamona Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Granted, but it ran out of energy pretty quickly. I wish I can stop jiggling my belly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Granted but now it has so much mass that the gravity acting on it is too much and you fall down to the ground and can't move an inch. I wish to have a cute, little pet dragon with black skin color and red eyes and a small fiery breath that can only puff out small flames and smoke . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamona Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Granted, it was a dinosaur and as it grows up, it devours you. I wish everyone witnesses my superb melee skill in FPS games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Granted but it turns out to be superb in the worst possible way (i.e your superb melee skills in losing every fight) I wish I could get that Whimsicott in your pic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexagoen Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 granted, but its a LEGO rubber ducky and you end up stepping on the pieces and wailing in agony on the floor >:] i wish for a burger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Granted, it makes you fat and you die. I wish for ultimate smartness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamona Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 (M-my melee skill i-isn't a joke! I-I'll show you a genuine killing spree with it. :'c) Granted, your brain explodes due to the excessive smartness. I wish I can refrain from the misdeed I've done yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamona Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Granted, but you accidentally severed your computer due to carelessness. (I've seen enough gore. :c) I wish for an ability to levitate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Granted, but it runs Windows XP and has extremely limited Internet capabilities, even for its kind. I wish to be able to write essays better. My teacher's going to think I'm an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRHStatement Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Granted, but your teacher thinks you cheated and you get expelled. I wish I could produce good music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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