HakuTaku Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 I have not found another post similar to this so here i go~So basically like the tittle says post yoursHere are some that I instantly regretted or found embarrassing.-When I was in middle school I was trying out for baseball and i threw my arm out and I knocked myself out with the bat.-The toaster went up in flames because I got lazy and buttered up the bread. The wall and the table were scorched.-When I was in jrotc I fainted when I locked my knees up in my first competition march. I fell on my prop gun and ended up giving myself a bruised cheek.- I purchased a cake in one of the small bakeries to celebrate moving back to America and I walked into a poll and the cake crushed into me because I was looking at the dogs in the dog park. Worst part I was wearing a yellow sundress and the cake was blue.-“OMG guys, guys, guys! Look sheep!” They were cows.-I spent 20 minutes looking for my phone while chatting with my ex-girlfriend on my phone.-I woke up on a Saturday morning and panicked because I thought I missed the bus to school. I spent close to an hour outside half asleep waiting for the bus which never came. I thought it was Thursday.-Accidently fell asleep with my glasses on and I thought I was magically fixed until I rolled of the bed and they slipped off.-When I worked as a cashier there was a cute chick who sneezed and instead of saying bless you I said good night with a smile.-I was doing laundry and i accidently washed in a roll of toilet paper. It was not pretty since white pulp was stuck on every article of clothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jstriker Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 I panicked in 3rd grade thinking that I lost my glasses but they were on my head the whole time, and I was yelling at people and panicking like crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shing Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 (edited) Dumbest things you have said? Every time i talking to my friends in Real life. Edited March 10, 2015 by ShingSt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jstriker Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Hmm, dumbest thing I said... "It's like trying to breed a cat with a lion." -The dumbest thing that ever came out of Jstriker's mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurorix Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 "Oh no! The birds have started to attack!" -EXLink32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimvader42 Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Trust me, you really don't even wanna know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HakuTaku Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 Trust me, you really don't even wanna know...NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU tell me~ but i'll respect if you don't~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gentleman's Hat Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 "Hey Dad, can you put fried chicken in the toaster?" You'd be surprise that I wasn't the one attempting it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted User Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 'WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY DAMN CAR KEYS!?' *is holding car keys* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 ...Sigh... A long time ago, a swallow entered our house. My grandma took it in her hands and pet it. 5-year-old me wanted to pet it too. I got too excited and held it too tight... I still feel so much regret and sadness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shing Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 ...Sigh... A long time ago, a swallow entered our house. My grandma took it in her hands and pet it. 5-year-old me wanted to pet it too. I got too excited and held it too tight... I still feel so much regret and sadness. Woah man, that's deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimvader42 Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU tell me~ but i'll respect if you don't~ I actually remembered one that's more funny than dumb so it won't make me look like a complete dumbass....that much. So the thing is once when I was a kid I was in a field. There was a tree. And I think it had cherries in it? Because it was, like, a cherry tree. And me and my parents and some friends of my parents were collecting cherries, and I went full-kid mode and climbed the tree to a branch, to collect dem cherries. And then I happened to want to be "badass" and jump from that branch to the ground. It wasn't that high, and the ground was grassy terrain, so it would be cool. So I jumped, knocked my head with the branch above the one I was stepping on, did some kind of strange "flinching" thing while in mid-air and then proceeded to fall all the way down to land on my butt. And to my luck, that bastard field had those tiny plant-things with thorns that get hooked to your clothes and are hard to remove. And that's the story of how I spent the rest of that day removing thorns from my butt, shoes and body in general. And also the story of why my mom can't take me seriously anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 'WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY DAMN CAR KEYS!?' *is holding car keys* *Happens to me with all of the keys. Or with a cap I have on my head. Or with a bag I have on my back. Or... And I sometimes still manage to forget them...not helping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackefreet Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 3rd Grade, first day of school, it was raining and i didn't have an umbrella to bring, so i just put on a second shirt over my T-shirt. When i went to take it off once i got to class, my T-shirt came off with it. I was shirtless in the middle of my class on the first day. i guess i made a fine first impression Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jstriker Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 3rd Grade, first day of school, it was raining and i didn't have an umbrella to bring, so i just put on a second shirt over my T-shirt. When i went to take it off once i got to class, my T-shirt came off with it. I was shirtless in the middle of my class on the first day. i guess i made a fine first impression Dude, that must've been scary. I was locked in a closet by some chubby girl who bullied me in 3rd grade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catman9222 Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Once called a girl male in front of a group of girls. In my defense, she had a buzzcut, a cup at best, wearing a male style tank top, and had a highly androgynous face. My defenses were no match, rivers ran red that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Let's see... I once accidentally made a fireball at the oven that set the upper cupboard of the kitchen on fire whilst trying to make noodles. It took a while for mom to allow me to cook something ever again. I've also decided to randomly jump at a nearby off-limits pool in that super formal family gathering because i was naive and i thought it would liven up things. It did not. And then there was the incident with the banana... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyrus the Priestess Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 *zephy turns around and bumps into thing* *zephy proceeds to bow repeatedly in apology* OHMIGOSHI'MSORRY-- *it's an outdoor menu board* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Let's see here... -I managed to lock myself out of the house in -12 degree weather -Somehow managed to lose a five pound set of keys at work -and I've locked my keys in the car...twice. Keys are not my friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyrus the Priestess Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 looks like you need a Klefki to be your friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yash Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Pointed out a monkey on the road during a trip and told my sister, "Hey look your brother." Not a very proud moment. Told my girlfriend yes when she asked me if she looked fat.. That was really smart..Not my fault though.. I was playing on her Wii and wasn't really listening to her.. Also commander I did something similar. Locked the keys in the car. Locked my mom, sister and myself outside my house at 12 AM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Pointed out a monkey on the road during a trip and told my sister, "Hey look your brother." Not a very proud moment. Told my girlfriend yes when she asked me if she looked fat.. That was really smart..Not my fault though.. I was playing on her Wii and wasn't really listening to her.. First, she could have countered with: "Ah! You scared me, I thought you were that monkey..." or so. Second one, how did you manage to survive that? I want to know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted March 13, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted March 13, 2015 (edited) Last year I slid down a water slide probably at least 10-15 times and I had my phone and ipod on me, knowing that electronics + water = not good but for some reason not caring. Fortunately my phone was unharmed because it has the protective case. The volume buttons on my ipod don't work because of that though, so I have to adjust the volume on each individual video screen. Edited March 13, 2015 by StrawberryLoveIntervention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solarance Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 To my teacher in 1,3, and 6th grade. "I love you mom!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yash Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Second one, how did you manage to survive that? I want to know... Her mom helped save me.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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