heloo5t5 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Yo mamas so UGLY, she made one direction go the OTHER direction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamLady Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Yo mama is so fat, a trainer threw a pokeball at her thinking she was a Snorlax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heloo5t5 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Yo mamas so hairy, she got approached by URSARING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Yo momma is so fat, when she dived into the ocean we lost Atlantis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiri Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Yo Momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmoredGuardian Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Yo momma so smart she ignores Yo momma jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Yo momma is so fat, when she dived into the ocean we lost Atlantis I hope you didn't think that the kryptonite island Lex Luthor created in that superman movie was actually an island... Anyway, your momma is so horrible, that even Delibirds don't want to give her presents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 I hope you didn't think that the kryptonite island Lex Luthor created in that superman movie was actually an island... Anyway, your momma is so horrible, that even Delibirds don't want to give her presents. It had nothing to do with that island Yo momma is so crazy she enslaves wildlife, forces little children to fight with their pets, beats them, steals their money, and declares herself a champion. As if that were not enough, she forces them to "pork" each other. Did I mention she keeps them captive in tiny prison balls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiri Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Yo Mama is so fat that she got on the scales and it said 'I need your weight not your phone number' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ojama Yellow Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Yo mama is so stupid she keeps checking out The Wasteland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrono-Explo Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Yo mamma so fat her blood type is Cadbury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Yo momma is so gullible, she worships Goomy Shots fired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omega_Ra1der Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Yo mamma is so fat that her steps increase chances of California detaching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Yo momma's so nuts, she's constantly chased by hordes of squirrels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Yo momma is so bad at cooking, yo dad left you for the neighborhood's butcher, Tom the baldman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Yo momma smells so bad, one drop of her sweat clears the area around her within range of a mile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oris Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Yo momma is so fat, last time she tried to make a wailord use surf, it used dive instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Yo momma's so massive, scientists don't have a clue how you could ever have come out of her...(It's a black hole joke...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Yo momma's so weak, she needs Hodor to lift her spoon and open her mouth in order to eat soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Yo momma's so fat that her center facilitates nuclear fusion at body temperature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Yo momma's so ugly, the only man that saw her naked was the doctor's retarded cousin who helped when she was born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Yo momma's so fat, she makes the solar system implode on her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Yo momma's so fat, her Heavy Slam hits Groudon for max damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Yo momma's so fat, she's the reason scientists think there's dark matter in the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Yo momma's so ugly, the Boogeyman tells stories of her to his children to convince them to eat their lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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