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I know this is generally frowned upon, but this was just too funny.

Start of turn 17
Godot's Virgil used Dragon Dance!
Godot's Virgil's Attack rose!
Godot's Virgil's Speed rose!

Kirito's Ren used Spore!
Godot's Virgil fell asleep!

Start of turn 18
Kirito called Ren back!
Kirito sent out Mira! (Dragonite)
Pointed stones dug into Kirito's Mira!

Godot's Virgil is fast asleep.

Start of turn 19
Godot's Virgil is fast asleep.

Kirito's Mira used Dragon Dance!
Kirito's Mira's Attack rose!
Kirito's Mira's Speed rose!

Huggy: AWAKEN

Start of turn 20
Godot's Virgil woke up!
Godot's Virgil used Dragon Claw!
It's super effective!
Kirito's Mira lost 75% of its health!
Kirito's Mira fainted!

Yuriko Suzushina: ...Durr
Huggy: :3
Yuriko Suzushina: :c
Godot: XD
Kirito sent out Gear! (Bronzong)
Pointed stones dug into Kirito's Gear!

Huggy: got yo back godot
Godot: really
Godot: did that really just work
Kirito: <<

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Following in Huggy's footsteps. This was amazing.

Start of turn 32
Team Plasma Grunt called Excadrill back!
Team Plasma Grunt sent out Skarmory!
Pointed stones dug into Team Plasma Grunt's Skarmory!

Chibi Rin's Crook used Mach Punch!
Team Plasma Grunt's Skarmory lost 17% of its health!

The sandstorm rages.
Chibi Rin's Crook is buffeted by the sandstorm!
Chibi Rin's Crook restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

[星] Ryan C: FALCON

Start of turn 33
Chibi Rin's Crook used Drain Punch!
A critical hit!

[星] Ryan C: PUNCH!
Team Plasma Grunt's Skarmory lost 70% of its health!
Team Plasma Grunt's Skarmory fainted!
Chibi Rin: PUNCH
Team Plasma Grunt: O_O
Team Plasma Grunt's Skarmory had its energy drained!

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(14:43:49) +Kirito: What's that? :o
(14:45:19) Amaya Kamui: Google
(14:45:43) +Kirito: I did. I can't decipher the descriptions.
(14:46:06) +Kirito: Oh hey look, pictures...
(14:46:14) +Kirito: ... Ooooh, meat~

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... To add CONTEXT to the above, she mentioned a brazilian cuisine which so happened to be smoked sausage, but when I googled the word, all the descriptions were unreadable. So I went to images and well. Glorious, glorious meat.

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... To add CONTEXT to the above, she mentioned a brazilian cuisine which so happened to be smoked sausage, but when I googled the word, all the descriptions were unreadable. So I went to images and well. Glorious, glorious meat.

Longuista?

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(21:24:09) Nikki Sixx: >Tfw when your 3 year old bro says "Surprise Buttsecks"
(21:24:19) [sF™]Will: >that feel when you're Santa
(21:24:28) Roo The Baka: ...
(21:24:30) Pinoy Jdm left the channel.


(21:24:47) Blast left the channel.


(21:24:47) Isaac Clarke: >That feel when you find out santa is a overweight old man that comes down your chiney
(21:24:58) Damnation joined the channel.


(21:25:02) Damnation left the channel.


(21:25:14) [Digital] Nao: >that feel when santa isn't real
(21:25:14) Nikki Sixx: > That feel when Santa watches you sleep
(21:25:21) Skeleton: I HAVE NO CHIMNEY.
(21:25:21) {X}Travis won against Golden Rod.


(21:25:26) Roo The Baka: >That feel when cliché Santa debate
(21:25:32) Skeleton: >>This is green.
(21:25:38) Nikki Sixx: > That feel when Roo ruins a debate
(21:25:41) Isaac Clarke: > This is blue
(21:25:44) Roo The Baka: >>This is magic
(21:25:48) Skeleton: >This is red.
(21:25:50) Nikki Sixx: > no, this is sparta.
(21:25:55) [Digital] Nao: >>no this is patrick
(21:25:59) Roo The Baka: >This is Rin being duhrp
(21:26:01) Skeleton: >NO THIS IS REBORN
(21:26:03) Isaac Clarke: >this is *SPARTA!!!!*
(21:26:05) [sF™]Will: >that feel when metric measurements
(21:26:07) Skeleton: >this is fail
(21:26:12) Pocky the Duck: >cake
(21:26:23) Nikki Sixx: > this is what your man could be like if he used old spice
(21:26:24) Isaac Clarke: >> aLien color right here
(21:26:28) Skeleton: >that feel when if I wanna go to america and live there like a amurican i have to learn all your shitty measuring shit
(21:26:30) [Digital] Nao: >aliens
(21:26:38) Skeleton: >amurica y u no centimeters
(21:26:45) Pocky the Duck: >poopnuggets
(21:26:46) Nikki Sixx: I'm quotebooking this
(21:26:47) [Digital] Nao: >restoftheworld y u no inches
(21:26:47) Pocky the Duck: >Fart
(21:26:50) [sF™]Will: Sometimes I wonder why we haven't converted
(21:26:51) Pocky the Duck: >luv
(21:26:52) Roo The Baka: >that feel when I take a pill that results into me morphing into a dodo-beaver-yak-rat-rabbit-donkey
(21:26:53) +Kirito: *Ahem*

Damn Kirito killing it.

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Context leading up to this.

Ame posted a HUGE spoiler which covers the initial text in a solid black line

Brave did a funny afterwards.

(18:31:12) +Nirvash: JESUS CHRIST
(18:31:15) Light: Buttface. :x
(18:31:22) +Nirvash: I haven't seen that much black since my last family reunion.
(18:31:44) Light: ...
(18:31:46) Demyx: LOL
(18:31:47) Light: Lol'd.

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Another one of those "wtf was going on there, but hell, I still laughed" moments

Isaac Clarke: * * * * Trevo!
~~~ Trevo burned away all his anger. ~~~
+Eternal Edge: Hey Isaac
Isaac Clarke: (19:47:16) Isaac Clarke:Have a good night Trevo!
+Eternal Edge: Erm
+Eternal Edge: nv
+Eternal Edge: nvm
Hedron is Sorry: It's the internet, you can cuss here
Hedron is Sorry: watch
Hedron is Sorry: ***
+Swimming95: no you fucking can't
Hedron is Sorry: oh guess you can't
Hedron is Sorry: i can cuss too
Hedron is Sorry: BUTT
Hedron is Sorry: hehehehehehhehe
Isaac Clarke: ...
[sF™]Will: I know I can post my soc and it comes up blurred
[sF™]Will: *--****
+Eternal Edge: Oi
+Eternal Edge: how about
+Eternal Edge: kjdfh
+Eternal Edge: /d
+Swimming95: Odd Future, tell these peeps that no fucking cursing is allowed :3
Isaac Clarke: ^ Good job on ur grammer
[sF™]Will: lolur
+Swimming95: you just wish you could bend grammar to your will
Isaac Clarke: ^ I dont wish, i do
+Swimming95: I can evan bend spelling
[sF™]Will: As per example
Odd Future: Yeah, niqqas don't fucking cuss.
*** Isaac Clarke is god of spelling wurdzzz ***
Odd Future: >>
Odd Future: <<
+Swimming95: thanks ^_^
+Swimming95: hmm... new topic now :D
Isaac Clarke: *uck
Odd Future: "Here's a give a fuck cake"
Isaac Clarke: (19:50:28) Isaac Clarke: duck
Odd Future: "Maybe I should have some"
Odd Future: "Asshole, have none."

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(23:38:02) [sF™]Will: >see NOFUNALLOWEDQQ

(23:38:04) [sF™]Will: >know it's Allan instinctively before looking at the name change

(23:38:11) +NOFUNALLOWEDQQ: Fight me
(23:38:15) Explosms: It's no fun fun because you're out.

(23:38:21) [sF™]Will: c'mon bruh
(23:38:25) *** [sF™]Will fisticuffs. ***
(23:38:31) [sF™]Will: bbbbbrughhh

(23:38:39) Roo The Fush: gg
(23:38:45) Explosms: Unless you are British I ban you from using fisticuffs.
(23:38:48) [sF™]Will: or do you need more anime in your news feed?
(23:38:48) *** Roo The Fush passes Will his blowpipe ***
NOFUNALLOWEDQQ Banned [sF™]Will

(23:38:51) [sF™]Will left the channel.

(23:38:55) Roo The Fush: ...LOL ALLAN
(23:38:57) Explosms: ...say what?
(23:39:05) +NOFUNALLOWEDQQ: lol
(23:39:15) *** Explosms stares at his hands ***
(23:39:25) Explosms: ....it's like I have magical banning powers

(23:39:34) Explosms: Now should I use it for good or evil?

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(19:18:37) Silver-kun: I like everything there
(19:18:40) Silver-kun: except
(19:18:44) Silver-kun: 30 seconds to mars
(19:19:01) Rin Kagamine: Get out.
(19:19:16) Silver-kun: only because of some jok
(19:19:18) Silver-kun: +e
(19:19:43) Rin Kagamine: Says the guy who just made such horrible puns that I died a little.
(19:20:07) Silver-kun: They were meant to be bad puns.
(19:20:09) Rin Kagamine: Also aren't we 2 years apart now >>
(19:20:17) Rin Kagamine: sounds so biiiig
(19:20:18) Rin Kagamine: ; A ;
(19:20:19) Silver-kun: Besides. You don't like ETF, I don't like them. Even.
(19:20:30) Rin Kagamine: I guess it's Evan.
(19:20:33) Silver-kun: Yeah, not for lon-
(19:20:35) Rin Kagamine: No regrets.
(19:20:38) Silver-kun: FUCK THIS LIFE
(19:20:38) ~~~ Silver-kun was swallowed whole by Shade. ~~~

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(22:34:17) Renzo: Chunkybum inpregnated 200 Dragonites.
(22:34:19) Son of Red: haha
(22:34:20) Renzo: :c
(22:34:22) You're Insane: xD
(22:34:45) Renzo: ...That's a mental image I could have went without.
(22:34:49) You're Insane: Shame, Dratini doesn't have wings...
(22:34:59) +Kirito: I TOLD HIM TO USE A CONDOM WITH MIRA DAMMIT!
(22:35:00) Son of Red: okay now i REALLY wanna find gastly, even though i already had an idea
(22:35:06) Renzo: SHUT UP FRED
(22:35:06) You're Insane: LOPL
(22:35:08) Renzo: MIRA WANTED IT
(22:35:09) You're Insane: -p
(22:35:21) +Kirito: THAT'S A DIRTY LIE AND CHUNKYBUM IS A DIRTY MANWHORENITE!
(22:35:33) +Ikaru: down boy
(22:35:36) Renzo: OR MAYBE MIRA IS THE DIRTY MANWHORENITE

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Forgive me for the secondary post:

(20:12:27) +Nirvash: Both of y'all

(20:12:30) +Nirvash: shut the fuck up.
(20:12:34) You're Insane: <3

(20:12:51) You're Insane: Brave you sound like Devin when we try to wake him up before 2 PM

(20:14:11) +Nirvash: I don't know what this "Devin" is
(20:14:26) +Nirvash: but its wrath when needlessly roused from sleep is paltry compared to mine.
(20:14:27) You're Insane: family
(20:14:41) You're Insane: first try is that
(20:14:47) You're Insane: second try he's more agressive
(20:14:56) You're Insane: the third time, he raises his vouce
(20:14:58) +Nirvash: First try, aggressive
(20:15:02) You're Insane: and after that he swings punches
(20:15:03) +Nirvash: second try, I throw things
(20:15:08) +Nirvash: third try I will kick you in the stomach
(20:15:18) You're Insane: brave wake up
(20:15:24) +Nirvash: BITCH, SHUT UP

(20:15:33) You're Insane: qq
(20:15:38) *** Renzo kicks Brave in the face ***
(20:15:42) Renzo: Get the fuck up
(20:15:52) *** Nirvash snaps Xiph's neck. ***
(20:15:53) +Nirvash: No.
(20:16:10) *** Renzo laughs and breaks Brave's arm ***

(20:16:17) You're Insane: Xiph confirmed for worst parent 2013\
(20:16:22) +Nirvash: No, that's me
(20:16:24) +Nirvash: he's my son.
(20:16:27) +Nirvash: Little prick.

Brave's tough love.

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(21:46:44) +Amethyst: because even if computer issues cause them to be dead for a while
(21:46:44) +Allan: Lazerface
(21:46:47) King Tink: Amethyst
(21:46:48) Tkaa: I remember my one time as auth here
(21:46:54) Tkaa: it was dead
(21:46:55) +Amethyst: they will be
(21:46:56) +Amethyst: Reborn!!!
(21:46:57) ~~~ Amethyst sunk into the darkness. ~~~

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also dual post sorry

(11:10:58) Loke: [11:09:21 AM] Jacob: Zeke
(11:10:58) Loke: [11:09:22 AM] Jacob: how tall
(11:10:58) Loke: [11:09:23 AM] Jacob: are you?
(11:10:58) Loke: [11:09:43 AM] Zeke: 5'6
(11:10:58) Loke: [11:10:16 AM] Jacob: Hey
(11:10:58) Loke: [11:10:19 AM] Jacob: how's your boss doing?
(11:10:58) Loke: [11:10:36 AM] Zeke: What
(11:10:58) Loke: [11:10:45 AM] Jacob: Mr Wonka
(11:10:58) Loke: [11:10:48 AM] Jacob: how's he doing?

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TRIPOST YEAHAHHH

(20:13:46) Silver: also 6.9 metres
(20:13:48) Sapphire Rose: ba dum tss
(20:13:53) Silver: can't even make 7
(20:14:08) Battle between Silver and cfitz17 started.

(20:14:09) Sapphire Rose: Wait what are you guys talking about O_O
(20:14:21) Sapphire Rose: How long...what...O_O
(20:14:32) Silver: I'M TALKING ABOUT MY DISTANCE IN QWOP
(20:14:34) Silver: xD
(20:14:39) Sapphire Rose: >_>
(20:14:50) Silver: I'd take a screenshot but I don't have Lightshot
(20:14:54) Sapphire Rose: See
(20:15:04) Sapphire Rose: My crush hasn't been around.
(20:15:10) Sapphire Rose: ;^;
(20:15:14) Loke: 6.9 meters?
(20:15:20) Silver: Electric?
(20:15:22) Loke: Mine is bigger.
(20:15:24) Silver: Yeah, 6.9
(20:15:25) Sapphire Rose: Shhhhhh
(20:15:26) Silver: ...
(20:15:29) Renzo: LOL
(20:15:30) Loke: I got 100 meters
(20:15:30) Sapphire Rose: LOKE
(20:15:30) Loke: so
(20:15:32) Sapphire Rose: xD
(20:15:33) Loke: C:
(20:15:36) Silver: I WAS TALKING
(20:15:38) Silver: ABOUT QWOP
(20:15:40) Sapphire Rose: Iloveyou xD
(20:15:43) Renzo: 100.3 son
(20:15:43) Silence: JORY RULE 7

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[Reborn]Bennett: Oh, good evening Aya.
[Reborn]Bennett: I hope you enjoyed our erm, double date last weekend, if one could call it that.
Renzo: Did you get to second base, Bennett?
Aurora: I bet he planted his seeds.
Renzo: Oh shit.
Aurora: Used that good ol'd handy megahorn.
Renzo: He skipped second and went on to home
[Reborn]Bennett: I don't belive I'm the one you should be asking that too.
Aurora: He might have quiver danced around a bit, but he got it~
Renzo: Should I ask Laura?
Aurora: He giga drained the crap out of her.
Sora.: he power whipped
Sora.: DAT ASS
~~~ Sora. was pounded into next Tuesday in one of Terra's rampages. ~~~
Renzo: LOL
[bMDFM]Zeke: TRUE
[Reborn]Bennett: Well, before any more crude sexual references come out, I shall be departing.
[星] Shanco: LOL
[Reborn]Bennett: Have a... pleasant evening Reborn.
~~~ [Reborn]Bennett was read out of their story. ~~~

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Seemed legit enough for me.

Battle between One Minute and Rainbow started!

Tier: 1v1 CC
Mode: Singles
Rule: Unrated
Rule: Challenge Cup

One Minute sent out Grimer!
Rainbow sent out Seaking!
Rainbow: !
Rainbow: you know
Rainbow: the
Rainbow: drill
Rainbow: !
One Minute: LOL
One Minute: again good one :)) you're the sea QUEEN
[G.M.U]DigitalBlizz is watching the battle.

Start of turn 1
Seaking used Drill Run!
The attack of Seaking missed!

The foe's Grimer used Giga Drain!
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Seaking lost 124 HP! (47% of its health)
Seaking had its energy drained!

Rainbow: I-
Rainbow: D:
One Minute: D:
[Astra]FruitJuice is watching the battle.
Rainbow: I sea what you did there
One Minute: hahah
One Minute: terrible puns ftw :))

Start of turn 2
Seaking used Drill Run!
It's super effective!
The foe's Grimer lost 52% of its health!
Rainbow: omg

The foe's Grimer used Giga Drain!
It's super effective!
Seaking lost 62 HP! (23% of its health)
Seaking had its energy drained!
Seaking ate its Enigma Berry!
Seaking restored a some HP
Rainbow: water you doing

[Astra]FruitJuice: ^
[G.M.U]DigitalBlizz: I hate puns
[Astra]FruitJuice: that was a good un
One Minute: omg sapph
[Astra]FruitJuice: one
One Minute: lol
Rainbow: :]
One Minute: so good at this xp
Rainbow: Wait wait
Rainbow: i fish you knew what I was planning
Rainbow: im shore youd like ot know
Rainbow: im going to wave at you
Rainbow: shell I stop now?
One Minute: OMG
Rainbow: wow, maybe I should just hurry up and krill you
[G.M.U]DigitalBlizz: So many sea puns
One Minute: you are just too good at this
Rainbow: I'll make you walk the plankton
Rainbow: I guess I should be more pacific
One Minute: LOL
[Astra]FruitJuice: :P
Rainbow: Sorry, I wont sand anymore of these
One Minute: IT JUST KEEPS COMING omg lolol
Rainbow: I bet they can get anoying after awhile
Rainbow: awhale*
Rainbow: I think I just tide a little on the inside
Rainbow: I should stop acting like a beach
Rainbow: seariously...
One Minute: i can't sand this anymore!!!!!
[G.M.U]DigitalBlizz: Sea puns
Rainbow: Sorry, they just keep flowing
[G.M.U]DigitalBlizz: SEA PUNS EVERYWHERE
One Minute: i sea what you did with the flowing
One Minute: DON'T ACT AS IF I DIDN'T
One Minute: AHHHHHH
Rainbow: something seems fishy though
Rainbow: I'm kind of hungry
Rainbow: maybe I should go to golden coral
Rainbow: Wow
Rainbow: I'm really diving into this
One Minute: hahahha

Start of turn 3
Seaking used Drill Run!
It's super effective!
The foe's Grimer lost 50% of its health!

The foe's Grimer used Giga Drain!
It's super effective!
Seaking lost 60 HP! (22% of its health)
Seaking had its energy drained!

One Minute: this has been going on for 5 mins
Rainbow: Sea
Rainbow: This is why water types are my favorite.
Rainbow: Like
Rainbow: Absolute favorite
One Minute: how do you know so many!!
One Minute: same here minus knowing the puns!!!
Rainbow: <3
One Minute: clever though P:

Start of turn 4
Seaking used Drill Run!
It's super effective!
The foe's Grimer lost 18% of its health!
The foe's Grimer fainted!

Rainbow won the battle!
One Minute: :(
Rainbow: I thought it was pretty cleaver
[Astra]FruitJuice: i like water types too
One Minute: OMG
One Minute: it never ends
[Astra]FruitJuice: because they are liquidy
[Astra]FruitJuice: like fruit juice
One Minute: ^
[G.M.U]DigitalBlizz stopped watching the battle.
Rainbow: seems fruity
Rainbow: orange you glad I didn't say something else?
[Astra]FruitJuice: AVO
[Astra]FruitJuice: 'CADO
One Minute: hahahaha
One Minute: you have puns
One Minute: for absolutely everything
[Astra]FruitJuice stopped watching the battle.

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