~The Reborn Quotebook~

[Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT WAS A MOMENTARY LAPSE. I MAKE MISTAKES SOMETIMES!

[Brockze]

(22:52:41) Skeleton: STOP GOING DEEP.
(22:52:44) Skeleton: WE ARE MAKING JOKES HERE.

Edited June 4, 2014 by Jacze

[The Fush]

Stop

no

that is nothing to JOKE about

[Shamitako]

(18:55:53) Chuckles: Kyra is Jesus, Amethyst is god, and Ikaru is the holy ghost

So now I am equivalent to Amie and, Ikarew... I'm half pleased

[Tempest]

Chuckles must be drunk.

[Shanco]

Abbey Street: Nope, doesn't look like they have any genuine steak...
+Kaito: ;~;
Ebony: Then why are they called Steak N Shake
Ebony: ????????????
+Kaito: ^
+Kaito: I agree.
+Kaito: That's false advertising.
*** Abbey Street watches Kaito die a little inside ***
+Kaito: Steak-widthholding bastards...
Ebony: They don't know what's at steak by doing that...
Ebony: HA
Ebony: HA
+Kaito: ...
Abbey Street: I lol'd
+Kaito: ... Yeah, I chuckled a little. ^^; I love wordplay.
Ebony: That joke was well done.
Abbey Street: oh my.
+Kaito: Quite rare to see you make a pun.
Ebony: I admit, it's still a l-
Ebony: I hate you.
+Kaito: Aww c'mon, that was a good one.

[Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo]

(21:47:05) Kyoyo: (21:45:41) Islanzadí: I'll insert something, but it ain't no line.
(21:47:12) Kyoyo: What happened to being sub
(21:47:52) Bluewolf: The other.......grrrrr must resist.
(21:48:11) Bluewolf: He had a change in heart
(21:48:34) Kyoyo: I kinda wanna know what you were gonna say now.
(21:49:12) Bluewolf: New Years finally came and the other ball dropped.

GET YOUR RAWST BERRIES FREE RAWST BERRIES CURES ALL BURNS

[Shamitako]

(15:36:37) B. Guardian: ... I forgot what I was gonna ask you
(15:36:40) B. Guardian: gg
(15:36:41) ~~~ B. Guardian lived long enough to see themselves become the villain. ~~~
(15:36:41) B. Guardian left the channel.
(15:36:45) B. Guardian joined the channel.

(15:36:46) Kyra: Nice bra
(15:36:47) Kyoyo: there were like 10 seconds
(15:36:52) Kyoyo: >Bra
(15:36:59) Kyoyo: Danny, you have a bra?
(15:37:04) B. Guardian: uhm
(15:37:05) B. Guardian: no?
(15:37:07) Kyra: LOL
(15:37:12) Kyoyo: Are you asking me or telling me?
(15:37:14) Kyra: He had to think about it
(15:37:16) Kyoyo: ^

And not much later, like two minutes in fact...

(15:39:35) B. Guardian: though now that I think more on it
(15:39:42) Kyoyo: Kyra, you just QB everything. No one is safe anymore.
(15:39:44) B. Guardian: I did get mail from victoria's secret once
(15:39:48) Kyoyo: Wut
(15:39:56) B. Guardian: for a free pair of panties or something
(15:39:59) Zetaark: lol
(15:40:01) Kyoyo: Wut
(15:40:02) B. Guardian: sent to a "Danielle"
(15:40:08) Kyoyo: WUT
(15:40:09) Zetaark: gg

[Maelstrom]

Chuckles must be drunk.

As the Lucifer of Reborn... that's my job.

[Tempest]

(20:48:06) +Amethyst: repair process #53248 run, i'm going the fuck to sleep
(20:48:12) +Tempest.rawr: I heard using Rock Smash gives you more
(20:48:12) +Amethyst: but someone call me if the site crashes again
(20:48:17) Arkhidon: Take an afternoon nap
(20:48:17) Kyoyo: It's been so long since I last played Diamond, but I get the joke now.
(20:48:21) +Amethyst: like literally call me or have ikaru do it or something
(20:48:22) Arkhidon: Even if it isn't the afternoon
(20:48:23) Telos.docx: Good night, ame.
(20:48:27) +Ikaru: ._.
(20:48:27) +Tempest.rawr: Amethyst
(20:48:30) Kyoyo: Nigh, Ame.
(20:48:33) Bazaro.idgaf: >Have Ikaru do it
(20:48:34) +Amethyst: you dont have to talk to me ik
(20:48:35) Bazaro.idgaf: LOL
(20:48:40) Telos.docx: ...Ouch.
(20:48:41) +Amethyst: just call me to wake me up and ill know what to do
(20:48:41) Kyoyo: Lol, Ika.
(20:48:43) +Tempest.rawr: I don't think Ikary knows h-
(20:48:48) Kyoyo: Cause we all know he'll be here to do it.
(20:49:04) +Tempest.rawr: Hmm
(20:49:05) +Inumuta: I guess I could text you...
(20:49:06) +Tempest.rawr: I like that
(20:49:06) Kyoyo: Ika does know how to do it.
(20:49:11) +Inumuta: Although I'd feel bad doing so. ^^;
(20:49:12) Kyoyo: Don't you, Ika?
(20:49:12) +Amethyst: texts dont make a sound so that wont work
(20:49:16) +Ikaru: repair the site? no
(20:49:17) +Tempest.rawr: Ikaru, I'm calling you Ikary now
(20:49:23) Kyoyo: ._.
(20:49:28) +Ikaru: I can't
(20:49:30) +Amethyst: although i did manage to text in my sleep earlier
(20:49:35) +Tempest.rawr: Yeah. Only Amethyst and Nyu now how to fix it.
(20:49:35) Kyoyo: ...
(20:49:35) Bazaro.idgaf: lolwut
(20:49:36) Kyoyo: Wut
(20:49:38) +Amethyst: and i was able to start lucid dreaming by doing it
(20:49:42) +Tempest.rawr: ...
(20:49:43) +TheScarletSword: lol what
(20:49:43) +Inumuta: ... Good job.
(20:49:43) Bazaro.idgaf: Ame = Jesus confirmed
(20:49:45) +Tempest.rawr: Ame
(20:49:45) +Amethyst: so i might try that again
(20:49:48) +Tempest.rawr: You need more sleep
(20:49:54) +Swimming95: ^
(20:49:58) +Amethyst: yes
(20:49:59) +Amethyst: yes i do
(20:50:00) Kyoyo: I long for the day when I can sleep text.
(20:50:06) Telos.docx: ^
(20:50:13) +Tempest.rawr: Can I get sleep homework?
(20:50:15) Kyoyo: Even though I never text, but it'd be nice to know I can do it.
(20:50:16) Kyoyo: No.
(20:50:20) +Tempest.rawr: Then I'd actually get shit done
(20:50:20) Kyoyo: You can only get sleep.
(20:50:24) Bazaro.idgaf: What was the text?
(20:50:25) +Amethyst: like 3/4 of the texts i sent were gibberish but one of them was me telling someone to not be afraid of thunder because "its just the sky purring"

[Arkhi]

(19:03:49) Kyoyo: Bye, Swims.
(19:03:50) +TheScarletSword: later swims
(19:03:53) Kyoyo: ...
(19:03:54) Kyoyo: Ass
(19:04:08) Arkhidon: Simmer down, sheriff
(19:04:24) *** Kyoyo steams up and shoots his pistols everywhere ***

[Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo]

.....Why? I swear I wonder about you people sometimes....

[RubyHeart]

(15:36:37) B. Guardian: ... I forgot what I was gonna ask you

(15:36:40) B. Guardian: gg

(15:36:41) ~~~ B. Guardian lived long enough to see themselves become the villain. ~~~

(15:36:41) B. Guardian left the channel.

(15:36:45) B. Guardian joined the channel.

(15:36:46) Kyra: Nice bra

(15:36:47) Kyoyo: there were like 10 seconds

(15:36:52) Kyoyo: >Bra

(15:36:59) Kyoyo: Danny, you have a bra?

(15:37:04) B. Guardian: uhm

(15:37:05) B. Guardian: no?

(15:37:07) Kyra: LOL

(15:37:12) Kyoyo: Are you asking me or telling me?

(15:37:14) Kyra: He had to think about it

(15:37:16) Kyoyo: ^

And not much later, like two minutes in fact...

(15:39:35) B. Guardian: though now that I think more on it

(15:39:42) Kyoyo: Kyra, you just QB everything. No one is safe anymore.

(15:39:44) B. Guardian: I did get mail from victoria's secret once

(15:39:48) Kyoyo: Wut

(15:39:56) B. Guardian: for a free pair of panties or something

(15:39:59) Zetaark: lol

(15:40:01) Kyoyo: Wut

(15:40:02) B. Guardian: sent to a "Danielle"

(15:40:08) Kyoyo: WUT

(15:40:09) Zetaark: gg

The truth has once been reviled to Dan, he is really a she~

And now we all know~

.....that or he was that desperate to get girl under-ware.....so he signed up under a female name....and.....DAN...you perv, you~

[Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo]

(13:35:04) Kyra.idgaf: Is there even a way to kill them?
(13:35:30) Kyra.idgaf: I haven't faced one since I was back at just having a Sword and Slingshot
(13:35:38) Kyoyo: Hmmmm
(13:35:45) Kyoyo: The Sun song freezes them
(13:35:51) Kyoyo: You could probably take them down then
(13:36:01) Kyoyo: anything outside of that is likely suicide
(13:36:08) Kyra.idgaf: Also, why can't adult Link use the Boomerang? It's not like it's too small
(13:36:13) Kyra.idgaf: Mhmm
(13:36:24) Kyra.idgaf: I wonder in I could flash them with my nuts and freeze them
(13:36:31) Kyra.idgaf: Erm
(13:36:33) Kyra.idgaf: That
(13:36:39) Kyra.idgaf: Was unintentional
(13:36:41) +Rainbow Dash: ...

Get it Kyra.

[Shamitako]

So does this make us even for that knife thong that I'm never going to let go?

[diana]

B. Guardian kicked Swag Jockey Fern!

[Shamitako]

(20:07:45) Kyra.idgaf: It's long and thing
(20:07:51) Silver: long and thong?
(20:07:52) Silver: fuck

IT WASN'T ME FOR ONCE! WOOT!

[Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo]

So does this make us even for that knife thong that I'm never going to let go?

Idk if this is intentional or not, but my point. Never let that knife thong go. And yes...yes it does....

[Shamitako]

That... I didn't... WHY?! D:

[DashingStorm]

B. Guardian kicked Swag Jockey Fern!

Lamest kick message evah. Evah.

Pranking Aaron because he hates ponies;

(20:26:55) *** Derpy Hooves simply clips dashy's wings. ***

(20:26:58) Derpy Hooves: ...

(20:27:01) +Rainbow Dash: HAHAHAHA

(20:27:01) Derpy Hooves: oh you son of a bitch

I dunno what to name this;

(10:11:59) +Amethyst: stick a cupcake in your eye?

(10:12:54) Fluttershy: Cupcake..?

(10:12:55) Fluttershy: I want one.

(10:13:04) Fluttershy: Better yet.

(10:13:07) Fluttershy: Eye want one.

(10:13:14) +B. Guardian: I think you're wearing the wrong nametag there, friend

(10:13:32) +Amethyst: Just make sure there's lots of eyecing on it.

(10:13:46) Fezzdog: I want to pun-ch both of you

Poor Kaito :c ;

(23:09:57) +Nyrias: JUST FIGHT ME AND YOU CAN GO BE A FATASS

(23:10:00) RainbowDash: ^

(23:10:00) L: If you kick me

(23:10:01) +Kaito: Oh.

(23:10:02) +Kaito: Kay. ^^

(23:10:04) L: Ikaru will kick you

(23:10:05) +Kaito: ... Hey!

(23:10:07) +Kaito: I'm not fat...

(23:10:13) L: Debatable

(23:10:13) +Nyrias: unidle fatty

(23:10:14) +Nyrias: >:I

(23:10:14) Blaze Eagle joined the channel.

(23:10:17) RainbowDash: Big-boned*

(23:10:19) Kaito is active and ready for battles.

(23:10:24) Mixed X/Y battle between L and Kaito started.

(23:10:31) L: HAH

(23:10:31) +Nyrias: wow

(23:10:31) +Nyrias: wowowow

(23:10:33) RainbowDash: Hahaha

Nyrias sentenced L to eternal damnation by Chinese water torture.

(23:10:34) L forfeited against Kaito.

(23:10:34) L left the channel.

(23:10:36) RainbowDash: LOL

(23:10:38) PerfectMafia joined the channel.

(23:10:46) L joined the channel.

(23:10:50) RainbowDash: rekt

(23:10:50) L: worth

(23:10:56) +Kaito: I JUST CLICKED THE FIRST CHALLENGE I SAW!

Ikaru confirmed I'm best pony. ilu<3 ;

(10:29:56) RainbowDash: /rename Ikaru: Squidkaru

(10:30:03) +Ikaru: better idea

(10:30:06) Soft Taco Bear: only I'm allowed to call him Ikachu XD

(10:30:08) RainbowDash: Ohgod

(10:30:10) Wendel: Uhoh

(10:30:14) RainbowDash changed names and is now known as 2698.

(10:30:14) 2698 changed names and is now known as Fluttershy.

(10:30:18) Fluttershy: WOW

(10:30:19) Wendel: lol

(10:30:19) Fluttershy: NO

(10:30:30) Fluttershy: I mean..

(10:30:35) Fluttershy: No..

(10:30:39) +Ikaru: fluttershy wouldn't- that's better.

(10:30:53) Fluttershy: ..eep~

(10:30:56) Fluttershy: ):

(10:31:01) Wendel: lel

(10:31:35) Wendel: "When standing on a crack you'll break your mother's back

(10:31:39) Wendel: WHERE IS THAT CRACK

(10:31:53) Fluttershy: If I keep this name, I insist Ame gets renamed to Nightmare Moon when she gets on. >:l

(10:31:58) +Ikaru: play Reborn there's cracks everywhere

(10:32:02) +Ikaru: and ok will do

(10:32:05) Fluttershy: ..

(10:32:11) +Ikaru: but also

(10:32:12) Fluttershy: Yay~

(10:32:18) Wendel: But are you able to stand on them?

(10:32:20) +Ikaru: ...I didn't hear that

(10:32:23) +Ikaru: louder!

(10:32:31) Fluttershy: ..

(10:32:37) Fluttershy: Yay..~

(10:32:40) Wendel: BUT ARE YOU ABLE TO STAND ON THEM?

(10:32:43) +Ikaru: louder!

(10:32:53) Moli won against 旋律.

(10:32:56) Wendel: BUT ARE YOU ABLE TO STAND ON THEM?

(10:32:57) +Ikaru: (only when ame forgets to make it not possible, wendel)

(10:33:05) Wendel: (mk)

(10:33:06) Fluttershy: Uhm. Yay...~!

(10:33:15) +Ikaru: louder!!!

(10:33:22) Wendel: Flutty just don't do it

(10:33:31) Fluttershy: Yay.~

(10:33:45) +Ikaru: okay you can be best pony again

(10:33:50) Fluttershy changed names and is now known as 2698.

(10:33:50) 2698 changed names and is now known as RainbowDash.

And renaming/kick message shenanigans..

Amethyst banned Ikaru!

[Fezzdog]

(19:25:50) FieryJoey: so i just got my first ever shiny pokemon in this reborn game
(19:26:03) Fezzdog: oh grats joey
(19:26:11) Pineapple: Which one?
(19:26:11) Astrid: wuuuut D:
(19:26:12) Fezzdog: what is it?
(19:26:18) FieryJoey: rattata
(19:26:19) Astrid: inb4 shiny ratatta
(19:26:22) Astrid: LOL
(19:26:24) Fezzdog: wow
(19:26:25) Pineapple: LOL.
(19:26:25) Astrid: I FUCKING KNEW IT
(19:26:29) Pineapple: LOOOOL.
(19:26:29) Mew: God.
(19:26:31) Fezzdog: gg
(19:26:33) FieryJoey: you did, indeed
(19:26:36) FieryJoey: lo
(19:26:40) Fezzdog: omg and he's called joey
(19:26:47) Pineapple: GFUCKING WFUCKINGP.
(19:26:48) Fezzdog: XD
(19:26:49) FieryJoey: hahaha

[DashingStorm]

After shenanigans earlier today.. This happened.

(23:33:46) Aaron: THEY CALL ME HERO, DEFENDER, AND PILTOVER'S PRIDE!

AmeBagel casually kills Aaron <3

(23:33:47) Aaron left the channel.

(23:33:57) Aaron: you ignorant slut

(23:34:30) +AmeBagel: ami an ignorant slut

Maelstrom punched Aaron in their ugly face.

(23:34:30) Aaron left the channel.

(23:35:54) +AmeBagel: now look

(23:36:00) +AmeBagel: yall is getting pretty immature

(23:36:05) +AmeBagel: so we're gonna have to remove the problem here

(23:36:05) ~~~ AmeBagel overdosed on hashtags. ~~~

(23:36:06) AmeBagel left the channel.

[Cowtao]

(00:10:22) Kyoyo: I can ship us if you want~
(00:10:27) Lord Shen: Ok
(00:10:47) Kyoyo: Wait, shit. Did Temp wanna ship us? >>
(00:10:51) Kyoyo: Idk.
(00:10:54) Kyoyo: Well, shit.
(00:11:08) Kyoyo: Eeeeeeh. Nbd. I'll ship him with someone.
(00:11:10) #TeamMoo: Temp did.
(00:11:11) #TeamMoo: >>;
(00:11:19) Kyoyo: Dammit.
(00:11:24) Kyoyo: This creates dilemnas.
(00:11:27) #TeamMoo: My ships have been long forgotten or they moved on to something else. >>;
(00:11:45) Lord Shen: DD
(00:11:54) [LPO]Yame: In other words, Cow. Your ships have... sailed
(00:11:59) Kyoyo: XD
(00:12:01) #TeamMoo: ...
(00:12:01) Lord Shen:
(00:12:02) #TeamMoo: I...
(00:12:04) Kyoyo: 10/10
(00:12:06) #TeamMoo: Yeah.
(00:12:07) #TeamMoo: 10/10
(00:12:09) Kyoyo: Well played Yame.
(00:12:15) Lord Shen: 1000/10

...Yeah, I can't argue with that.

[Shamitako]

(11:41:13) Wendel: Are you calling me dear...?
(11:41:16) Arkhidon: uh..
(11:41:18) Arkhidon: No
(11:41:18) Kyoyo: ._.
(11:41:22) Wendel: Yes you did...

(11:41:22) Kyra.idgaf: Oh dear...
(11:41:23) Arkhidon: Kyo's my dear
(11:41:37) Kyoyo: >>
(11:41:37) Kyra.idgaf: Well, he certainly has a nice Xerneass

I had to

Xerneass deserves to be used in bad punz

[Arkhi]

Damn it Kyra, people know my secret.