~The Reborn Quotebook~

[Rosesong]

Reborn Showdown mate! Look at the right hand column, second link from the top (I think). Join us on the server, we're crazy fun!

[Joker]

That still isn't funny at all .-.

Not even when Rupe is the victim?

[DashingStorm]

Midday chat fun. Hail Chatot.

[16:57] Prasiolite: Hmm i don't know why all the abuse im just trying to chatter here

[16:57] DashingStorm: Your voice might just be really hyper.

[16:57] Captain Kyoyo: Wow chatot puns

[16:57] Captain Kyoyo: what even

[16:57] Bazaro: wp

[16:57] DashingStorm: It's bursting around the chat with a bang and a boom. c:

[16:58] Bazaro: It seems like petty chatter to me

[16:59] DashingStorm: Or is it another nasty plot in the making..?

[16:59] • Captain Kyoyo cuts off Dash's tail

[16:59] Prasiolite: But its something we can all sing to

[16:59] • Captain Kyoyo throws Ice in a furnace

[16:59] Smits: all these voice puns

[17:00] Smits: and no-one with voice

[17:00] DashingStorm: A furnace? Why would you want Ice to suffer in such a heat wave?

[17:00] Prasiolite: Is it normal to be sent flying like that

[17:00] Bazaro: Some of these puns are hard to see

[17:00] Bazaro: You'd need a keen eye to see them

[17:01] DashingStorm: Just don't get your feet tangled up.

[17:01] • Captain Kyoyo committed suicide.

[17:01] WendelM: D:

[17:01] • Captain Kyoyo ded

[17:01] Bazaro: My work here is done.

[17:01] DashingStorm: I think Kyo couldn't handle our big pecks :c

[17:02] Prasiolite: One of us one of us

Edited May 19, 2015 by RainbowDash

[Shamitako]

Go! Tyranitar!

RBRN Azery sent out Lopunny!

A sandstorm kicked up!

Turn 32

★Prince Alexus: Presumably with Fake Out

The opposing Lopunny used Fake Out!

It's not very effective... Tyranitar lost 6.2% of its health!

Tyranitar flinched and couldn't move!

The sandstorm is raging.

The opposing Lopunny is buffeted by the sandstorm!

Turn 33

★RBRN Azery: ..

★RBRN Azery: I clicked mega

The opposing Lopunny's Lopunnite is reacting to RBRN Azery's Mega Bracelet!

The opposing Lopunny has Mega Evolved into Mega Lopunny!

Tyranitar used Superpower!

It's super effective! The opposing Lopunny lost 95% of its health!

Tyranitar's Attack fell!

Tyranitar's Defense fell!

The opposing Lopunny fainted!

The sandstorm is raging.

★RBRN Azery: GAME FUCK YOU

★Prince Alexus: XD

★RBRN Azery: THIS SHIT

★RBRN Azery: AINT RIGHT

[Pixl]

tfw

[Shamitako]

[16:07:00] +Prince Alexus: Wendel

[16:07:02] WendelM: Tho for me it's TFK>3DG

[16:07:02] +Prince Alexus: You're stuck

[16:07:06] +Prince Alexus: Pls get out

[16:07:06] WendelM: Stuck in what?

[16:07:10] WendelM: Limbo?

[16:07:12] +Prince Alexus: No

[16:07:17] +Prince Alexus: Kinkier

[16:07:18] +Mikzal: In a hole

[16:07:20] +Mikzal:

[16:07:21] WendelM:

[16:07:24] WendelM: Whose?

[16:07:29] +Prince Alexus: Pinelope's

[16:07:30] +Mikzal: Bibs'

[16:07:31] WendelM: Ew

[16:07:40] +Mikzal: Great minds think alike

[16:08:14] Forever Pineapple: wait what

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[16:08:45] +Mikzal: http://prntscr.com/77hc56

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[16:08:55] +Mikzal: Look at me. I'm the ninja now

[16:09:03] 2tousent: pfft

(This is the screenshot he posted)

[Shadow Tack]

Not even when Rupe is the victim?

Still a crappy joke

[Shamitako]

[18:27:28] +Chubb the Pig: Um, for Vinny: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WOOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ"

Chubb the Pig was muted by BreloomBot for 7 minutes. (Automated response: your message contained a banned phrase)

!Chubb the Pig left

[18:27:40] Amadun: probably could, but >no car

[18:27:41] Amadun: and train is expensive

[18:27:44] WendelM: Ah

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[18:27:54] Zeno_magatama: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WOOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

Zeno_magatama was muted by BreloomBot for 7 minutes. (Automated response: your message contained a banned phrase)

[18:28:15] Amadun: then again, it's been a while since i last visited the netherlands via bicycle

[18:28:22] WendelM:

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[18:30:45] +Prince Alexus - Ⓦⓞⓡⓚⓘⓝⓖ: Lol

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[18:31:42] Vinny PR: hue

Vinny PR left

[18:31:43] • Vinny PR divided by zero.

Welp, they did it

[Vinny]

I just wanted to see they gettting muted, to be honest.

My command worked. lord confurm

[Shing]

Vinny for master weavile confirmed. Hail him.

[Joker]

Still a crappy joke

I'm sorry, I never realized I was in the midst of the comedy master. Please forgive me for my insolence.

[Reignited'Light]

[14:44:38] +finkeltinklewinkle: ★DestructiveSkitty: go look at your teams
[14:44:39] +finkeltinklewinkle: ★DestructiveSkitty: and reevaluate your life
[14:44:40] +finkeltinklewinkle: ★DestructiveSkitty: all of them
[14:44:44] +finkeltinklewinkle: harshest words
[14:44:45] +finkeltinklewinkle: 2015
[14:44:53] +Kamīnα: -
[14:45:04] +Kamīnα: who even uses cotten gaurd altaria anymore
[14:45:22] +Kamīnα: ofc it 6-0 like all my non mega scizor teams
[14:45:23] @DestructiveSkitty: no one uses cotten gaurd altaria
[14:45:25] @DestructiveSkitty: n_n
[14:45:49] +Kamīnα: o

[14:48:55] @Moony: holy shit DestructiveSkitty's a savage

[Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo]

[17:56:16] • Conqueror Kyo slaps Wendel

[17:56:18] Conqueror Kyo: Oops

[17:56:20] WendelM: QAQ

WendelM left

[17:56:21] • WendelM started to bleed heavily and passed out.

WendelM joined

[17:56:25] Conqueror Kyo: Damn

[17:56:28] WendelM: wow

[17:56:28] Conqueror Kyo: I slapped him hard

[17:56:32] WendelM: That was a hard slap

Let that be a lesson to all who oppose me. My slaps are the slaps of death.

[Shamitako]

Vinny for master weavile confirmed. Hail him.

Um, no. I am Master Weavile. MasterWeavile898 to be exact owo

[Arkenciel Zeno]

Um, no. I am Master Weavile. MasterWeavile898 to be exact owo

First how dare you.

on second note:

im very tired.

Edited May 24, 2015 by Arkenciel Zeno

[Arkhi]

[8:22:51 PM] Vinny: All right, just need to...
[8:22:55 PM] Vinny: that's not na AtokNiiro drawing
[8:23:08 PM] Vinny: yeah i know it's from mael
[8:23:09 PM] Arkhidon: Mael changed my avi
[8:23:13 PM] Arkhidon: .
[8:23:17 PM] Arkhidon: Sharp as a tack
[8:23:25 PM] Arkhidon: A tack sharpened by a grindstone.
[8:23:34 PM] Arkhidon: Further sharpened by The Real Edge of Glory.
[8:23:39 PM] Vinny: Oh shit
[8:23:43 PM] Vinny: Not the real edge of glory
[8:23:48 PM] Vinny: holy sh--
[8:24:04 PM] Vinny: "With the edge of glory, you can cut through the perception of time"
[8:24:09 PM] Arkhidon: "But with an Edge of Glory-enhanced weapon, you could cut through the perception of time"

We bros now.

[ZEL]

[14:10:57] +Code: PIRULUK: like I'm not trying to do the field effects thing ame has, that's prob way beyond me

[14:11:05] +Code: PIRULUK: but I'd like to include an IV checker

[14:11:28] +RBRN Azery: do you mean like an IV checker in the status screen?

[14:11:32] +Code: PIRULUK: yeh

[14:11:56] +Code: PIRULUK: I'm also trying to find a way to reset a Pokemon's IVs/EVs.

[14:12:13] Vixya: to be honest the field effects, or most of them, weren't that hard. the only reason i'm remotely comfortable with ruby now is because i was doing them.

[14:12:16] Vixya: ...oh.

[14:12:17] Vixya: i blew it.

[14:12:21] +Code: PIRULUK: gg

[14:12:22] +RBRN Azery: hmhm

[14:12:23] +RBRN Azery: Hi Ame

[14:12:27] +Code: PIRULUK: hi ame

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[14:12:35] ~AmethystBlack: hi.

[Shanco]

@Meteor Ace Hilda: what's having cannons on your arms amount to..when you can have a CANNON
@Meteor Ace Hilda: FOR AN ARM.

DashingStorm: Cannon for an arm?
DashingStorm: Samus? Megaman?
WendelM - Ⓖⓐⓜⓘⓝⓖ: ^
&Godojira - Ⓐⓦⓐⓨ: Clawtizer
+Rєnzo: well
&Godojira - Ⓐⓦⓐⓨ: Samus and Mega are fucking awesome
+Rєnzo: technically its the suit of samus that has the cannon arm
DashingStorm: Shh
DashingStorm: I know.
&Godojira - Ⓐⓦⓐⓨ: Samus is amazing
DashingStorm: Yas
Pockypants Mcgee: megamango
+Rєnzo: a sword arm would be more impressive
+Abbey Street - Ⓐⓦⓐⓨ: Samus gets my sword armed
• +Abbey Street - Ⓐⓦⓐⓨ was equalized.
DashingStorm: ...
+Rєnzo: god dammit ryan
+Rєnzo: you win
DashingStorm: Just wow

&Blιnd gυardιan: bluuuuue bomber dude

DashingStorm: Damnit Ryan.

DashingStorm: One job.

Zeno_magatama: im salty

Zeno_magatama: what can i say

• &Godojira - Ⓐⓦⓐⓨ high fives ryan

DashingStorm: What's that RockmanEXE thing again..

[Chase]

@Meteor Ace Hilda: too

@Meteor Ace Hilda: many

@Meteor Ace Hilda: fangames

@Meteor Ace Hilda: need

@Meteor Ace Hilda: help

Meteor Ace Hilda was muted by BreloomBot for 7 minutes. (Automated response: flooding)

RagesSorrow: You okay Hilda?

Forever Pineapple: did you seriously not see that coming

---

[6:43:57 AM] Ame: i love you more even
[6:43:58 AM] Ame: <3333
[6:44:05 AM] Hilda: Nooooooo
[6:44:08 AM] Hilda: I love YOU more.
[6:44:26 AM] Ame: why are you stilll awae and i love you most
[6:45:12 AM] Ame: not that im complaining but
[6:45:30 AM] Hilda: Rejuvenation AND Reborn.
[6:45:37 AM] Hilda: AT THE SAME TIME.
[6:45:43 AM] Ame: ...
[6:45:56 AM] Ame: honey youre mad with with power
[6:46:00 AM] Hilda: .....I HAVE A CONDITION. :C
[6:46:39 AM] Ame: i
[6:48:00 AM] Hilda: ..
[6:49:26 AM] Ame: you know what
[6:49:30 AM] Ame: it's a four day weekend
[6:49:33 AM] Ame: go crazy
[6:49:57 AM] *** Ame snuggles and probably falls back assleep on you ***

[Jelly]

[17:13:26] +Kamīnα: idk why i decided to major in math too :[

[17:13:31] +Kamīnα: was fun at first now it sucks

[17:13:41] +Kamīnα: don't do major that you hate ~_~

[17:13:43] @Dark Desire: what are you trying to be

[17:13:57] +Kamīnα: uh idk if u know it

[17:14:12] +Kamīnα: actuarian

[17:14:20] @Dark Desire: yeah idk

[17:15:25] +Kamīnα: it is like risk management

[17:15:38] @Dark Desire: a statistician?

[17:15:40] @Dark Desire: ew

[17:15:47] +Kamīnα: yea kkinda LOL

[17:15:54] +Kamīnα: :[ had to make my parents proud

[17:16:20] @Dark Desire: become a math teacher instead 8)

[17:16:46] +Kamīnα: that would dishonor my ancestors :[

[17:16:50] @Dark Desire: n

[17:17:24] @Dark Desire: i would get sick

[17:17:29] @Dark Desire: of doing math everyday

[17:17:30] @Dark Desire: for a job

[17:17:34] +Kamīnα: plus i hate teaching people

[17:21:55] +rural: yea

[17:21:58] +rural: like u cant even teach urself

[17:22:01] +rural: how to be good at this game

[17:22:02] +rural: haha

gottem.

Edited May 25, 2015 by Jelly

[Chevaleresse]

[23:40:10] &Blιnd gυardιan: lemme try and start a story.

[23:40:11] Prasiolite: Boom

[23:40:18] @Jerichø: oh that's fine

[23:40:20] &Blιnd gυardιan: let's go with...

[23:40:28] &Blιnd gυardιan: In an age long past, there lived a noble knight by the name of Janice.

[23:40:38] +Haven Pyrrhon: Jan-ICE

[23:40:49] @Jerichø: /tour new kamhasnomanners, round robin

[23:41:03] Kamīnα: what

[23:41:08] +ZephyrEnyalios: shh am listen to story

[23:41:16] &Blιnd gυardιan: yes, Jan-ICE was very particular about the pronunciation of his name and was quick to lash out at those who couldn't pronounce it correctly.

[23:41:20] @Jerichø: [00:37] Kamīnα: tour _____

[23:41:38] +Haven Pyrrhon: shhh Jeri. We're listening to Dan

[23:41:40] KittehMiss: mao

[23:41:48] @Jerichø: What I can't talk?

[23:41:54] Fezzdog: shhhhhhhhhh

[23:41:55] &Blιnd gυardιan: Unfortunately for JanICE, his parents had wanted a daughter so he got shafted with a girly looking name. What a shame.

[23:41:55] +Haven Pyrrhon: >:I

[23:41:56] Dancer Kyo: No, shut your mouth

[23:42:07] • @Jerichø doesn't like any of you either.

[23:42:16] Prasiolite: Thats what i thought

[23:42:21] +Haven Pyrrhon: We love you too jeri

[23:42:23] +Haven Pyrrhon: <3

[23:42:24] Dancer Kyo: Oh pls Ice

[23:42:25] Fezzdog: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[23:42:29] +ZephyrEnyalios: shh Uncle Jer come listen I have snacks

[23:42:35] • &Blιnd gυardιan waits.

[23:42:37] Fezzdog: shushkins everyone

[23:42:39] Fezzdog: let Dan

[23:42:41] Fezzdog: do his story

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[23:43:46] &Blιnd gυardιan: Now, JanICE was a man who yearned for adventure. He wanted desperately to see the sea for himself with his own eyes and to feel the spray of the oceanic mist.

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[23:45:29] &Blιnd gυardιan: And so, one golden morning he took up his mighty blade and climbed atop his noble steed and strode out to get his squire so that they could go on this grand adventure.

[23:46:13] Noivy57: this is getting cold already

[23:46:23] Fezzdog: shh owen

[23:46:32] %King Murdoc: then sit under a heat lamp

[23:46:38] Fezzdog: shhhh

[23:46:39] Prasiolite: Should of rode off on a camel

[23:46:50] Fezzdog: this is Dan's story, not yours Ice

[23:46:51] %King Murdoc: we didnt specify what the noble steed was

[23:46:52] Fezzdog: you had your turn

[23:47:00] %King Murdoc: it could very well be a camel

[23:47:15] &Blιnd gυardιan: ... a camel?

[23:47:18] &Blιnd gυardιan: sure, why-not.

[23:47:31] +Haven Pyrrhon: camels have humps tho

[23:47:35] &Blιnd gυardιan: that's fine.

[23:47:36] +Haven Pyrrhon: how does he sit on it?

[23:47:41] &Blιnd gυardιan: very carefully.

[23:47:44] +Haven Pyrrhon: inb4 very careful-

[23:47:45] +Haven Pyrrhon: yea

[23:47:52] +Haven Pyrrhon: continue

[23:47:54] Fezzdog: people ride camels all the time >>

[23:48:25] %King Murdoc: imagine if we set modchat so dan could tell his story

[23:48:34] Fezzdog: shhhhhh murdoc

[23:48:39] %King Murdoc: you shh

[23:48:48] Prasiolite: Also what kind of blade

[23:48:57] %King Murdoc: flamberge

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[23:49:07] Prasiolite: why-not vorpal

[23:49:10] Fezzdog: that's a bit big to be riding a camel with I feel :/

[23:49:10] +ZephyrEnyalios: guys >>

[23:49:29] &Blιnd gυardιan: So JanICE's camel galloped across the warm sands of the arid desert until he came upon the tent of his squire.

[23:49:34] %King Murdoc: it could be a vorpal flamberge

[23:49:36] &Blιnd gυardιan: ... you want to give this man

[23:49:39] &Blιnd gυardιan: a vorpal flamberge.

[23:49:48] %King Murdoc: i was js

[23:50:08] %King Murdoc: its your story

[23:50:15] &Blιnd gυardιan: sure, I'm game

[23:50:46] Prasiolite: Also what color is the sand

[23:50:52] +Haven Pyrrhon: green?

[23:51:17] &Blιnd gυardιan: JanICE brandishes his vorpal flamberge overheard, calling for his squire. The tent is quiet however, and as JanICE dismounts and approaches, he can sense that something is amiss.

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[23:51:52] Prasiolite: must be sand worms

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[23:52:04] %King Murdoc: mongolian death worms

[23:52:19] &Blιnd gυardιan: ... mongolian sand death worms.

[23:52:24] Fezzdog: because Mongolia has green sand

[23:52:25] %King Murdoc: rofl

[23:52:27] &Blιnd gυardιan: where does this stuff come from

[23:52:38] Fezzdog: Mongolia, you said it yourself....?

[23:52:43] &Blιnd gυardιan: y'know.

[23:52:47] %King Murdoc: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongolian_death_worm

[23:52:49] &Blιnd gυardιan: when you're right, you're right.

[23:52:54] Prasiolite: Dan I aint good at telling stories but I add to things instead

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[23:53:31] Prasiolite: Thats how meteor came to be just an enemy team for Will to have in +Inf

[23:54:04] &Blιnd gυardιan: Tensely, JanICE carefully approaches the tent, blade raised in a defensive stance.

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[23:55:11] Amentura: Dan

[23:55:12] &Blιnd gυardιan: A gentle breeze glides through the area and on it comes the dank stench of death, hitting JanICE square in the face, causing him to stop in his tracks.

[23:55:21] Amentura: Didnt you tell me no stories in the main chat *Cough*

[23:55:31] • JanICE Pyrrhon listens intently

[23:55:38] +ZephyrEnyalios: shh this is a special occasion

[23:55:43] Amentura: No its not

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[23:55:46] JanICE Pyrrhon: WAO

[23:55:55] &Blιnd gυardιan: As abruptly as he stopped however, JanICE is set upon by a group of bandits, two ... Mongolian sand death worms in tow.

[23:56:14] Prasiolite: What kind of bandits

[23:56:17] Fezzdog: how many bandits

[23:56:26] &Blιnd gυardιan: these are very good questions.

[23:56:26] +ZephyrEnyalios: smelly bandits

[23:56:34] +ZephyrEnyalios: five

[23:56:35] MongolianDeathWorm: >:]

[23:56:48] &Blιnd gυardιan: mongolian sand* death worms.

[23:56:51] &Blιnd gυardιan: c'mon man..

[23:56:57] Amentura: Ok I'll remember this Dan

[23:56:57] MongolianDeathWorm: can't fit more than 19 characters :[

[23:57:06] &Blιnd gυardιan: rip.

[23:57:07] +ZephyrEnyalios: MDSWorm

[23:57:08] Fezzdog: that's lame :/

[23:57:17] +Haven Pyrrhon: *MSDWorm

[23:57:20] &Blιnd gυardιan: where was I... oh yeah.

[23:57:22] +ZephyrEnyalios: oops

[23:57:25] Fezzdog: MDSWorm sounds like a trojan

[23:58:41] &Blιnd gυardιan: The five smelly bandits surround JanICE as swiftly as they appeared, one MSDWorm on each side!

[23:59:01] Prasiolite: what kind of weapons do they wield

[23:59:09] +Haven Pyrrhon: How many fast did they use to surround JanICE?

[23:59:22] &Blιnd gυardιan: ... how many fast??

[23:59:36] +Haven Pyrrhon: I bet they don't have enough mana after using 10 gallons of fast

[23:59:54] %King Murdoc: /warn Haven Pyrrhon

[00:00:02] +Haven Pyrrhon: Ab00se

[00:00:06] +Haven Pyrrhon: :[

[00:00:11] Succubus Sazane - Ⓖⓐⓜⓘⓝⓖ: http://prntscr.com/79h3fs -- Not sure how I feel about this

[00:00:40] Prasiolite: Do they fight with swords or daggers or whips or wheels

[00:00:49] %King Murdoc: one of each plus a bow

[00:01:09] +Haven Pyrrhon: how many arms do they have? 8?

[00:01:12] %King Murdoc: because there's always one fucking bandit with a bow

[00:01:14] +Haven Pyrrhon: are they octopi?

[00:01:24] Fezzdog: octopi don't smell

[00:01:27] %King Murdoc: this is a desert they would dry up and die

[00:01:34] Fezzdog: and that too I guess

[00:01:42] Prasiolite: Unless they are special sand octopi

[00:01:44] +Haven Pyrrhon: what if they are squid?

[00:01:48] %King Murdoc: SHH

[00:01:49] +Haven Pyrrhon: Sand Squid

[00:01:52] +ZephyrEnyalios: ... so what happens next?

[00:01:57] %King Murdoc: let dan do the makings of the words

[00:02:04] Fezzdog: we ruined the tense atmosphere now :/

[00:02:08] &Blιnd gυardιan: I'm just waiting for things to settle a bit.

[00:02:11] &Blιnd gυardιan: ..

[00:03:16] • %King Murdoc resists the temptation to post a link to And Then There was Silence

[00:03:23] Prasiolite: Hmm a sand kraken would be pretty badass

[00:03:31] &Blιnd gυardιan: The lead bandit brandishes a large bow but JanICE isn't having any of that nonsense and charges forward, cleaving through both the bow and the bandit in one fell swing!!

[00:03:42] Fezzdog:

[00:03:48] %King Murdoc: vorpal flamberges are op

[00:03:57] +Haven Pyrrhon:Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[00:04:01] %King Murdoc: who votes we call it a vlamberge

[00:04:37] &Blιnd gυardιan: The bandits toting MSDWorms reveal their whips and strike the worms into action! The worms then bury under the sand and head straight towards our knightly hero....

[00:05:59] &Blιnd gυardιan: .... but JanICE is a clever knight, and seeing an opening he rushes towards the nearest whip-bandit, leaping over the worm while maintaining his stride and strikes him down.

[00:08:26] %King Murdoc: totally recording this as you go btw

[00:08:47] +Haven Pyrrhon: ./quotebook

[00:08:51] &Blιnd gυardιan: The remaining not-whip-bandits draw their spear and daggers respectively and run at JanICE.

[00:08:52] • +ZephyrEnyalios sits, listening attentively

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[00:10:39] &Blιnd gυardιan: JanICE glances back at the worms to see that they still approach and then back at the incoming bandits. With a mighty battle roar he springs into action, running headlong toward the other whip-bandit.

[00:12:20] &Blιnd gυardιan: But a single swing of the vlamberge reduces the whip-bandit to a bloody heap upon the warm desert sands and JanICE turns to meet the incoming assailants.

[00:15:10] &Blιnd gυardιan: Unfortunately for JanICE, the worms are already upon him and it takes all his reflexes to barely deflect the first worms's jaws, which draw a bloody gash on JanICE's left arm.

[00:15:40] %King Murdoc: gasp!

[00:15:53] +Haven Pyrrhon: but how can he fight with an injury?

[00:16:07] +Haven Pyrrhon: Find out next week on Dragon Ball Z Kai GT

[00:16:16] %King Murdoc: because he has a vlamberge, those things are basically easy-to-use lightsabers

[00:16:25] Fezzdog: uh, Kai GT isn't actually a thing is it?

[00:16:32] %King Murdoc: i hope not

[00:16:40] %King Murdoc: GT was a clusterfuck.

[00:17:17] &Blιnd gυardιan: Adrenaline pumping, JanICE cleaves through the second worm, leaving it in a pair of even worm slices and quickly points the blade at the remaining bandits.

[00:17:46] +Haven Pyrrhon: Can you have him eat that neatly cut Worm?

[00:18:21] &Blιnd gυardιan: With his strength beginning to fade, he throws the blade through the spear-wielding bandit, causing him to fling his spear in shock and tumble to the floor.

[00:18:26] Pockypants Mcgee: remembering the first part of your spanish final is tomorrow like o u o shit

[00:18:53] +ZephyrEnyalios: ... That's not the only weapon he has though, is it?

[00:18:56] %King Murdoc: he ded

[00:19:17] Pockypants Mcgee: is dan narrating a d&d story?

[00:19:27] +Haven Pyrrhon: shhhhhhhhhh

[00:20:09] &Blιnd gυardιan: Knowing the first worm would come back for seconds, JanICE grabs for the spear with a shaking right hand, piercing the worm as it resurfaces.

[00:20:51] %King Murdoc: JanICE regrets how delicious his flesh is.

[00:21:11] Pockypants Mcgee: i think he thinks that his flesh smells like steak atm

[00:21:16] &Blιnd gυardιan: Releasing the spear inside of it, JanICE turns to his final assailant with the cold stare of death in his eyes.

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[00:22:02] &Blιnd gυardιan: Luckily for him, the dagger-wielding bandit didn't get paid enough for this shit and drops his weapons and flees, stealing the noble camel steed as he makes his exit.

[00:22:13] %King Murdoc: nooo!

[00:22:20] %King Murdoc: camelbroo!

TBC

[Zephyrus the Priestess]

[13:22] +ZephyrEnyalios: lol, didn't get paid enough for this shit
[13:23] %King Murdoc: can someone else continue recording?
[13:23] %King Murdoc: i need sleep
[13:23] &Blιnd gυardιan: (where are you recording this)
[13:23] &Blιnd gυardιan: (and maybe I can stop in a few more sentences and call this a "part I")
[13:23] %King Murdoc: the quotebook of course
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[13:25] +ZephyrEnyalios: part I is okay
[13:25] +ZephyrEnyalios: is late
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[13:25] &Blιnd gυardιan: Battle-worn and tiring quickly, JanICE falls to his knees in the mess left behind from his battle as the last bandit disappears over the horizon, clutching at his wounded arm.
[13:26] &Blιnd gυardιan: Tearing off a sleeve, JanICE makes a makeshift bandage about as easily as an exhausted one-armed man could, and after doing so, collapses upon the red and green sands.
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[13:27] &Blιnd gυardιan: It is here that his world fades .. to darkness......
[13:27] &Blιnd gυardιan: end pt. I
[13:27] Succubus Sazane - Ⓖⓐⓜⓘⓝⓖ: Dan.
[13:27] &Blιnd gυardιan: TBC
[13:27] Succubus Sazane - Ⓖⓐⓜⓘⓝⓖ: What
[13:27] • +ZephyrEnyalios applause
[13:27] Fezzdog: woo clapclap o//
[13:27] Succubus Sazane - Ⓖⓐⓜⓘⓝⓖ: The Fuck was that.
[13:28] &Blιnd gυardιan: how the fuck should I know LOL
[13:28] Succubus Sazane: ......................................

stay tuned for Pt. II of "The Adventures of JanICE", only here on the Reborn Showdown server \o/

[Ojama Yellow]

[20:39:57] Zeno_magatama: azery
[20:39:58] Zeno_magatama: more like
[20:39:59] Zeno_magatama: assery
[20:40:00] Zeno_magatama: OH
[20:40:02] Zeno_magatama: win.
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[Kurotsune]

I know skype conversations are cheating, but since I want to use my particularly good mood today to do something, it might as well be this.

[19:09:57] Kurotsune: Gotta write in the diargy

[19:10:07] Kurotsune: also diargy sounds like some sort of orgy

[19:11:11] Amethyst: Maybe one involving digestive problems.

[19:11:20] Kurotsune: EW WHAT

[19:11:30] Kurotsune: That'd be a shitty night.

[19:11:43] Amethyst: Yep. But enough potty humour.

[19:12:00] Kurotsune: Sorry. You know how I like doing these shit shows.

[19:12:10] Amethyst: At least make sure your jokes aren't crappy.

[19:12:55] Kurotsune: Well, if I just keep throwing 'em out there, at some point, something's scat to give.

[19:13:34] Kurotsune: And yes, I did just move this into the realm of wordplay, and you better not give me any crap about it.

[19:14:27] Amethyst: You know, that's fine, either way someone's gotta give you the runs for your money.

[19:15:33] Kurotsune: Very elaborate. Guess we're just gonna dump all the ones we know until we're bored or all out, eh?

[19:16:32] Amethyst: It is our doodie.

[19:19:55] Kurotsune: Okay, that was brilliant. You've passed the test. Next diargy I'm going to, you're invited.

[19:20:44] Kurotsune: Also I'm quotebooking this and leaving a nice message for you there, so check it out in a few minutes.

Also there IS a pun there, it's just obscure. I hope you get it.

[19:21:32] Amethyst: I did, don't worry. I won't be dropping the ball on that one.

[19:22:06] Kurotsune: I hear dropping those is very unhealthy.

Basically, almost every conversation I have with Amethyst devolves into one of three things:

A ) Discussions about psychology, sociology, or anything in between.

B ) Emotional conversations about stuff - Though that's mostly been me dumping stuff on her recently, but she's had her moments

C ) The pun-wars above or other assorted antics.

So I've decided to use my good action for the decade to just post this here as a small statement of how much I appreciate you, lady. At times our conversations are insignificant and meaningless, and sometimes they're there when I just want to smile. So thank you for that.

[Shamitako]

[13:25] • %King Murdoc was one of the whip-bandits

This needs to be a real /d owo