~The Reborn Quotebook~

[Zumi]

[16:19:22] Bobs the Boldore: based zumi

i'm documenting this for future reference

[Aishi]

[22:27] Bobs the Boldore: Wendel of Avalon:http://prntscr.com/beb3q0

[22:27] Bobs the Boldore: im laughing

[22:27] Spineblade: Does that mean the most recent alts have been autoconfirmed

[22:27] Dhanush of Avalon: HAHAHA

[22:28] Dhanush of Avalon: Rip Wendel

Babybabybaby ooh was locked from talking by Amazonian Zuмi.

[22:28] Spineblade: Wendel why

[22:28] Bobs the Boldore: im

[22:28] Bobs the Boldore: laughign

[22:28] Spineblade: im

[22:28] Spineblade: procrastinatign

Hackmons Cup battle started between N0ble Alpha and pyrromanis.

[22:28] @Amazonian Zuмi: wendel what the fuck LOL

[22:28] Bobs the Boldore: Wеndеl: THIS ONE DOESNT EVEN WORK (dont attack clarice)

[22:28] Dhanush of Avalon: Yea, don't attack Clarice, she's a really nice Bot

[22:28] Bobs the Boldore: Wеndеl: I TRIED ALL MY FUCKING ALTS - dont fuck the alts

[22:29] +Sir Tempest: Sweet

[22:29] Bobs the Boldore: Wеndеl: fukku Zumi :C - dont fuck zumi either

[22:29] Spineblade: Why is Wendel not working

[22:29] @Amazonian Zuмi: wendel pls

[Ojama Yellow]

http://prntscr.com/beb5ze

fuck

[Spineblade]

http://prntscr.com/beb5ze

fuck

It's your fault for having a birthday

[Ironbound]

Actually it's his parents' 'fault', if fault it was. Poor Bibs had no say in being brought into this world.

Also:

[21:58] +Sir Tempest: Tit rations were the worst

[Void]

rural joined.

Void: .

Void: rural

Void: u ditched the call

Void: and now u dare

Void: show up

+rural: i was having a bpd episode

+rural: sry man

+rural: it's better now

rupe: whats bpd

+rural: i might join in a min

rupe: bad play disorder

[Alex]

[15:46:09] Based Goddish: I do not suck

[15:46:10] Based Goddish: pls

[15:46:12] reborn as Hitler: http://galactic.psim.us

reborn as Hitler was muted by BreloomBot for 7 minutes. (Automated response: your message contained a banned phrase)

[15:46:19] RBRN Alice: are you sure

[15:46:26] Based Goddish: 10%

[Ojama Yellow]

HELLO I MEANT 100%

[Alex]

[15:55] Based Goddish: no I suck

[15:55] Based Goddish: no I suck

[Ironbound]

Clarice beats all.

[10:05] +Bazaro: rock paper scissors n00b

[10:06] +Senator Pyrrhon: On 3

[10:06] +Viridescent: Spock!

[10:06] +Senator Pyrrhon: 1

[10:06] +Senator Pyrrhon: 2

[10:06] +Senator Pyrrhon: 3

[10:06] +Senator Pyrrhon: Rock

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[10:06] +Bazaro: rock

[10:06] +Captain Breakfast: .

[10:06] +Viridescent: Ha

[10:06] +Bazaro: I win by default

[Rosesong]

When random people PM you...

[01:00] wsdfghjk: You dont smell like a rose

[01:01] @LidаRоsе: Damnit, I specifically used my rose scented body wash when I showered today

[Ironbound]

A sample of 100% genuine Viri:

[08:18] %King Murdoc: man i'm so annoyed

[08:19] %King Murdoc: they're making me not use my phone at work

[08:19] +Viridescent: Oh?

[08:19] %King Murdoc: even though they fuckin sit in their air conditioned office on facebook all day

[08:19] Inno: Were you phoning it in, Murdoc?

[08:19] +Viridescent: Well, that sounds...

[08:19] %King Murdoc: Inno i swear to all that is holy and unholy

[08:19] %King Murdoc: You too, Viri

[08:19] +Viridescent sunglasses over glasses

[08:19] Inno pats.

[08:19] +Viridescent: That sounds phony

[08:19] +Viridescent: :]

[08:19] %King Murdoc uses Earthquake

[08:20] +Viridescent: XD

[08:20] +Viridescent: Sorry, couldn't resist.

[08:21] +Viridescent: After all, it was such a perfect opportunity, it just called for a pun!

[08:21] +Viridescent: Oh, but I'm sure it'll be fine, murdoc...

[08:22] +Viridescent: You'll have cord-dial relations with your bosses soon!

[08:22] @Captain Kyoyo looks

[08:22] @Captain Kyoyo sees puns

[08:22] @Captain Kyoyo: why

[Ojama Yellow]

[20:07:42] #Kuro­tsune: What we'll be doing instead is basically sharing life stories - I want to use this hour as a way for us to get to know each other. So if you have anything that you want to share, any silly and stupid tales, feel free to participate.

[20:07:42] Pineapple the Blue: smh

[20:07:42] MarcolyteSoul: you are wrog

[20:07:48] Pineapple the Blue: wrog

+Amazonian Sparky left

[20:07:54] MarcolyteSoul: sorry wrong place

[20:08:08] pyrromanis: >silly stupid tales

[20:08:09] +Quіnn: I have something i want to share

[20:08:13] pyrromanis: sound like my whole life!

[20:08:16] #Kuro­tsune: Go for it, Quinn.

[20:08:18] Pineapple the Blue: tell us your life

[20:08:20] +Quіnn: Ok

[20:08:24] +Quіnn: DEEZ NUTS

[20:08:28] Pineapple the Blue: GOTTEM

Quіnn was muted by Kuro­tsune for 7 minutes.

[20:08:29] #Kuro­tsune: Carrying on

[Marcello]

[20:52:14] #Kuro­tsune: Marcello of Gaia my dear student, my pupil, my team member please tell the chat

[20:52:16] &Jеriсhо: ``

[20:52:17] Marcello of Gaia: OH LORD I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO ASK

[20:52:18] @Zuмi - Ⓟⓗⓞⓝⓔ: .

[20:52:19] &Jеriсhо: is better IMO

[20:52:20] #Kuro­tsune: What's the nickname that I gave you?

[20:52:25] Pbood2 of Gaia: LMAO

[20:52:25] +RBRN Azery: .

[20:52:25] Pineapple the Blue: oh

[20:52:25] @Zuмi - Ⓟⓗⓞⓝⓔ: o

[20:52:27] Smits: oh

[20:52:27] +RBRN Azery: oh god

[20:52:27] entreflores: rekt

[20:52:28] • Dhanush of Avalon is curious

[20:52:29] Juu-Zourei: ROMANCE

[20:52:29] Marcello of Gaia: GODDAMMIT KURO

[20:52:30] RudeStyle: oh no

[20:52:30] entreflores: REKT

[20:52:33] Swampellow: ooooo bb

[20:52:34] • +RBRN Azery pats Marcello

[20:52:34] @Zuмi - Ⓟⓗⓞⓝⓔ: oh my god

[20:52:34] Pineapple the Blue: well.

[20:52:35] Marcello of Gaia: ''test''

[20:52:35] #Kuro­tsune: TELL THEM

[20:52:36] +RBRN Azery: rip my man

[20:52:37] #Kuro­tsune: DO IT MARCELLO

[20:52:38] • &Jеriсhо waits expectantly

[20:52:40] Pineapple the Blue: well

[20:52:40] @Zuмi - Ⓟⓗⓞⓝⓔ: rip marcello

[20:52:40] Smits: `

[20:52:41] Pоcky: oh...

[20:52:42] Marcello of Gaia: test

[20:52:44] Pbood2 of Gaia: 'test'

[20:52:44] Smits: is what

[20:52:45] • RudeStyle is curious

[20:52:45] +Quіnn: Juicy

[20:52:47] &Jеriсhо: Kuro that is not a question

[20:52:48] Smits: yeah hat

[20:52:49] Pbood2 of Gaia: nope not that

[20:52:52] Dhanush of Avalon: Test is your nickname?

[20:52:54] • Pineapple the Blue wiggles eyebrows

[20:53:00] RudeStyle: nice nickname test

[20:53:03] +Quіnn: Yes it is mike

[20:53:03] Juu-Zourei: I think he meant "What is the nickname I gave you"

[20:53:04] &Jеriсhо: What IS the nickname I gave you?

[20:53:07] &Jеriсhо: same thing

[20:53:08] +Quіnn: Do you english

[20:53:09] Marcello of Gaia: Everyone let it be known that Kuro has given me the nickname Willy Wanker

[20:53:13] Pineapple the Blue: LOL

[20:53:13] Smits: ...ouch

[20:53:14] @Zuмi - Ⓟⓗⓞⓝⓔ: .

[20:53:14] +RBRN Azery: .

[20:53:15] Meteor Admin Ama: lmao

[20:53:15] RudeStyle: ...

[20:53:16] +RBRN Azery: Willy Wanker

[20:53:17] Dhanush of Avalon: LMAO

[20:53:18] &Jеriсhо: HAHAHAHAHAHH

[20:53:18] Swampellow: xD

[20:53:18] Juu-Zourei: wow

[20:53:19] RBRN Chim: nice one

[20:53:19] +RBRN Azery: LMFAO

[20:53:20] Pineapple the Blue: IM

[20:53:21] +Quіnn: Rekt

[20:53:21] +RBRN Azery: IM FUCKING DONE

[20:53:22] @Zuмi - Ⓟⓗⓞⓝⓔ: rip

[20:53:23] @Zuмi - Ⓟⓗⓞⓝⓔ: in

[20:53:24] #Kuro­tsune: !SHOWIMAGE http://image.prntscr.com/image/ce9642ab5544442194bcec069fca73a1.png, 250, 250

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[Azeria]

Willy Wanker.

[Chase]

+Kurotsune: ... wait

Juu-Zourei: I get it

Chronos501: And no I am not jelly

Kamemon Maid: Someone else will read that one for you, if you ask :>

+Kurotsune: > I've been nauseous for the past week

+Kurotsune: > mood swings

+Kurotsune: > I just bought chocolates on a whim

• Dat Bᴏi chases lost with a haystick

+Kurotsune: oh my god

+Kurotsune: i'm pregnant

Kurotsune was muted by BreloomBot for 7 minutes. (Automated response: flooding)

Kamemon Maid: .

Juu-Zourei: pregnant

Dat Bᴏi: rip kuro.

Wi-Fi Network™ left

+Chaise: LOL

Atlantean K_H: ...

Dat Bᴏi: well I guess

Dat Bᴏi: grats?

Kamemon Maid: Congratulations, Kuro?

+Chaise: Clarice, you ARE the father.

[YinYang9705]

+Captain Breakfast: Anyone know if there's a video of just Trunks from DBZA creaming internally?

+RBRN Azery: nice

Marcello of Gaia joined

+RBRN Azery: meanwhile i'm here

+RBRN Azery: and haven't even attempted serra yet

+Captain Breakfast: Because that would be a good forum weapon to have.

+Captain Breakfast: screaming*

+Captain Breakfast: Can't believe I missed that...

YinYang9705: eheheheheheheh

Juu-Zourei: hehehehehehehe

+Captain Breakfast: .

HonchToaster: he

+Amazonian Sparky: weh

Juu-Zourei: WAAAH

HonchToaster: meep

+Captain Breakfast: You all suck.

Juu-Zourei: damn straight

Edited June 20, 2016 by YinYang9705

[Lil' Baby Rupe]

[02:57:53] finkeltinklewinkle: rupe is racist

TheMinstrelKnight joined

[02:58:25] rupe: im going to draw a card

[02:58:27] rupe: its pot of greed

IntSys left

[02:58:31] rupe: lol draw cards

IntSys joined; finkeltinklewinkle left

[02:59:01] Void: the only card you draw is blue eyes white privilege

[K_H]

pInEaPpLe ThE bLuE left

[17:34:08] • pInEaPpLe ThE bLuE was transformed into a whale and a bowl of petunias.

[17:34:31] • Atlantean K_H is laughing at that "HHttG" reference

[17:35:13] Atlantean K_H: whoops, that should be a g instead of that second h.

[17:35:21] %TF Ark: I was gonna ask :v

[17:35:30] rUDeStYLe: :v

[17:35:33] %TF Ark: :v

[17:35:40] Atlantean K_H: :v

aflordepiel joined

[17:37:19] +Jing Wei <3: :/\

[17:37:23] Atlantean K_H: ...

[17:37:29] Atlantean K_H: :^

[17:37:37] +Jing Wei <3: :^)

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[17:37:54] Atlantean K_H: (-\

[17:37:58] Atlantean K_H: whoops.

[17:38:05] +Jing Wei <3: Fail

[17:38:25] Atlantean K_H: (_ \|||| _)

[17:38:27] +IDobbyI: %TF Ark: I was gonna ask :v

[17:38:33] +IDobbyI: or you could answer my friend

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[17:38:47] %TF Ark: I was uncertain

Edited June 24, 2016 by K_H

[Tempest]

[1:39:55 PM] <Morshu> rip my asymmetric boob job

[Ojama Yellow]

context

love it

[Azeria]

+RBRN Azery: can you kick azery or something

• Wendel of Avalon kicks Azery

Wendel of Avalon: yw

+RBRN Azery: ok we back

Wendel of Avalon: No

Wendel of Avalon: I front

+RBRN Azery: tbh wendel just stop

PineappletheSUCC: [20:49:16] +RBRN Azery: can you kick azery or something

Wendel of Avalon: tbh Azery no

PineappletheSUCC: [20:49:29] • Wendel of Avalon kicks Azery

PineappletheSUCC: I read kick as kiss the first time and

PineappletheSUCC: I was a little confused

Back into the quotebook you go bibs.

[Tempest]

[17:51:07] +Sir Tempest: ...is Godot making puns again?

[17:51:13] @Godojira - Ⓢⓜⓐⓢⓗⓘⓝⓖ: ....

[17:51:14] @Godojira - Ⓢⓜⓐⓢⓗⓘⓝⓖ: nooooooooo

2tousent left

[17:51:23] %Hukuna the Undying: why is he not Temp?

[17:51:27] %Hukuna the Undying: *when

[17:51:30] %DerpySimon: They did? Huh. I actually didn't notice that tbh.

[17:51:33] Pleasedonotbanmwah: To get to the butcher!

[17:51:46] %DerpySimon: :[

[17:51:47] +Sir Tempest: Please kill me. I can't handle Godot's puns.

[17:52:00] • @Godojira - Ⓢⓜⓐⓢⓗⓘⓝⓖ puts on his punglasses.

[17:52:01] %Hukuna the Undying: You'll be fiiiiiiiiiiine.

[17:52:05] @Godojira - Ⓢⓜⓐⓢⓗⓘⓝⓖ: My puns are to die for.

[YinYang9705]

HonchToaster: DOOT

IntSys: noot

Caradius: BOOT

+Bazaro: dootz

entreflores left

Caradius: loots

+Mаelstrom: zzz

Mage of Breath - Ⓐⓦⓐⓨ-ⓦⓐⓨⓢ joined; Mage of Breath - Ⓐⓦⓐⓨ-ⓦⓐⓨⓢ left

+Bazaro: buttz

entreflores joined; %Swimming95 left

YinYang9705: the chat seems to have lost all higher menyal functions

YinYang9705: I alone seem to be only who has not succumed to it

+Pyon Pyon Kyuu left

YinYang9705: yet I fear this may not last

entreflores left

YinYang9705: to all future readers of this journal, I warn you of the dangers this place represents to your mind

YinYang9705: flee before you succumb to the madness

YinYang9705: and become like so many before you

Atlantean K_H: You've Already Fallen, Yinyang.

[Kurotsune]

Gazelletsune: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/e6/5a/fd/e65afd774d2244c29863d540ca2f0382.jpg

%TF Ark: S

%TF Ark: T

%TF Ark: I

%TF Ark: shit

%TF Ark: S

%TF Ark: T

%TF Ark: I

%TF Ark: FUCK

%TF Ark: S

%TF Ark: T

%TF Ark: O

%TF Ark: P

Gazelletsune: Are you

Gazelletsune: even

%TF Ark: I'm fin

%TF Ark: e

Gazelletsune: serious right now

%TF Ark: you're crazy

Gazelletsune: you know this is getting quotebooked right

%TF Ark: no

%TF Ark: Because it's not

Gazelletsune: Oh you don't want it to? That's fine. I won't do it if you don't want it to.

%TF Ark: You QB this and I'll crash through your window, steal all your clothing

%TF Ark: and run off with it

Gazelletsune: I see.

Gazelletsune: Well, guess I can't do it, then.

%TF Ark: you

%TF Ark: You

Gazelletsune: It was an obvious setup

Gazelletsune: don't even play coy

%TF Ark: No, but I'll think of something sly eventually

Gazelletsune: Probably.

Gazelletsune: (not)

%TF Ark: okay, let's talk about periods

Gazelletsune: Sure.

Gazelletsune: Vaginas bleed.

%TF Ark: just

%TF Ark: fucking hell

%TF Ark: Okay, let's take a step back and try again

Gazelletsune: They actually bleed because the vaginal walls start rubbing against each other

%TF Ark: The punctuation type of period

Gazelletsune: No you're not running away from this

Gazelletsune: you're not

Gazelletsune: escaping

Gazelletsune: THEY RUB AGAINST EACH OTHER ARK

%TF Ark: YEAH

Gazelletsune: UNTIL THE FUCKING SKIN SCRAPES OFF

%TF Ark: THEY DO

Gazelletsune: THAT'S THE BLOOD

Gazelletsune: THAT'S

Gazelletsune: THE FUCKING BLOOD

%TF Ark: why do we talk like this

Gazelletsune: Because it's funny

%TF Ark: That is a rather unorthodox base of humor, but I won't judge,

%TF Ark: periods

%TF Ark: you use them well like 99% of the time

%TF Ark: buthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ

%TF Ark: (I'm hypocritical btw)

%TF Ark: ..I'm not gonna pursue this anymore

%TF Ark: lost cause OTL

Gazelletsune: I like that that video is green screened

Gazelletsune: You can like.

Gazelletsune: Re use it however you like,

Gazelletsune: .and . stuff, yeah: okay? yea!

Gazelletsune: ur ok ark

Gazelletsune: ark r u doin g8

Gazelletsune: m8

Gazelletsune: wanna sk8

%TF Ark: i

Gazelletsune: i'll give you sum of my gator8

%TF Ark: I can't skate :v

Gazelletsune: it'll be g8

%TF Ark: it's

%TF Ark: that doesn't really work..

Gazelletsune: i don't give a f8

Gazelletsune: See that was comedy gold

%TF Ark: If people laugh at that, I will eat my own foot.

%TF Ark: Imma leave before I actually do eat my foot

%TF Ark: because you'll find a way

%TF Ark: >__>

Gazelletsune: I mean

Gazelletsune: yeah

Gazelletsune: i was only afk because I was getting you some sauce really

%TF Ark: Huh?

Gazelletsune: For that delicious foot

Gazelletsune: you're gonna have

%TF Ark: i

Gazelletsune: YOu walked into that

%TF Ark: oh my GO

Gazelletsune: In such a way that I didn't even think

Gazelletsune: that was something that could be walked into

Gazelletsune: like it wasn't even intended

Gazelletsune: to be one of those

%TF Ark: I'm leaving before you can cause any more trouble

%TF Ark: for me

%TF Ark: otherwise, you seem an upstanding citizen

%TF Ark: but

Gazelletsune: ark ark i've set fire to the ramparts

Gazelletsune: send help

%TF Ark: How the fuck even

Gazelletsune: oh my god the children

%TF Ark: We don't have ramparts here

Gazelletsune: the children are in the ramparts ark

%TF Ark: Why would children be remotely close to ramparts

Gazelletsune: they're on fire

Gazelletsune: they're

Gazelletsune: fire children

Gazelletsune: save yourself ark

Gazelletsune: it's too late for me

%TF Ark: That's not a thing

%TF Ark: I'm not a child, why would I be on fire

Gazelletsune: STAY AWAY YOU FIERY DEVILS

%TF Ark: more important, just

%TF Ark: put the fire out

Gazelletsune: YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY SOUL

Gazelletsune: NO

%TF Ark: Dude, they're CHILDREN

Gazelletsune: PUT THOSE CINDERY HANDS AWAY FROM ME

Gazelletsune: NO

Gazelletsune: THEIR EYES

%TF Ark: oh god, this is getting worse

Gazelletsune: YOU CAN SEE THE HELLFIREWITHIN THEM

%TF Ark: THEY'RE FUCKING KIDS

%TF Ark: GOD

%TF Ark: calm

Gazelletsune: Wow wowowoow there dude no one is fucking kids

%TF Ark: Just spray water on them

Gazelletsune: what are you

%TF Ark: ...oh

%TF Ark: my

%TF Ark: god

Gazelletsune: we don't do that shit here

Gazelletsune: and I'd appreciate you not spreading that

%TF Ark: i

%TF Ark: you don't

Gazelletsune:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE5AUedw2pM

Gazelletsune: 15 seconds on

Gazelletsune: is where it matters

%TF Ark: im gonna just go

%TF Ark: back to my normal life

%TF Ark: without flaming children

%TF Ark: bye

Gazelletsune: Yeah

Gazelletsune: This is all getting quotebooked by the way

Gazelletsune: better get the foot sauce ready

%TF Ark: wait, what the hell

%TF Ark: DO NOT INCLUDE THE PERIOD PART

%TF Ark: IM LEAING

%TF Ark: LEAVING

%TF Ark: NO MORE OF THIS

Ayyyyyyy

Happy birthday Arkhidon!

You're one of the geniunely nice guys here, and I'm happy that I was able to befriend you after everything else that happened. I think you'll do great when you finally learn to stop obsessing about unimportant things like periods or gazelles and honestly, I knew writing this here would make you read the whole post for the birthday speech. Also you're a great straight man for my comedy.

Your move, scarf boy.