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101 creative deaths to inflict on Fern


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Have him eat my special Wasteland-flavored cake!

It's like a Nasty Patty in cake form.

Or give him Mystery Food X.

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Make fern and bizzaro flame play Super smash brothers melee, make his only opponent be bizarro flame, Cut off a toe every time fern loses, gouge his eyes out when he has no more toes and make him eat his toes and eyes, then cut off each of his fingers and force feed him those, and then break his skull open with a gamecube.

(and since gamecubes are prett much indestructable keep using the gamecube)

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How about this one: In the final battle against him, your Pokemon knocks his last Pokemon into him, knocking them both into the wall, mortally wounding Fern. In a stroke of Irony, he lands right in a Potted Plant when he falls down from there, and it turns out to be a fern.

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make a rap about him that's so fire it engulfs him in flames

fern

top of his class in the trainer school, but he'll never learn

grass team, so he's susceptible to burn

trying to impress his sister cuz she's always so stern

so sour he makes your stomach churn

cheats in battle, he won't wait his turn

no one would miss him if he left, it'd be of no concern

in fact, it's what many of us yearn

he's more of an asshole than harry's uncle vern

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