spark95 Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 The pride and arrogance of his must be broken, and his sharp, unleashed tongue removed: First, strip him of his pokemon and all his possesions. Dig a pit right in front of Reborn's Hall, and throw him in there, along with Pokemon like Muk, Garbador, and an Exploud. The crowd will witness Fern for 7 years, living in filth. The Exploud will deprive Fern of sleep, driving him into madness. Once the 7 years are up, bring him out, and give him to Dr. Sigmund. Sigmund will use his shock therapy until Fern's sanity is brought back. Then, a heated iron rod will be used to brand Fern on his back and his forehead with a symbol of shame, If Fern has not bitten off his own tongue during this process, then it shall be decapitated with a blade. Then, rip out his eyelids, and banish him to the Byxbyzion wasteland, where the corrosive air will inflict everlasting pain upon his eyes. Fern will wander in pain and hunger until Shade comes to relieve him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlameMasterInfernape Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Burn Fern to the Ground Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony810 Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Fern:Can you let me beat you?Me:No. Fern:Will I have better Pokemon?Me:Fuck No.Fern:Than we think we're in trouble. Me:Guys can you have this naysayer assassinated? Voice1 in my head:Please say yes. Voice2 in my head:Not when you say it publicly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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