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The Incarnation of Cognitive Dissonance


IdleThoughts

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Salutations! Thus begins my formal greeting.

I intend for this to be yet another paragon of verbal expression, so please begin your onerous strifes to construe my remarks.

Was that over the top enough, or should I keep going? Well, there is that one guy who claims "less is more" - and that person is a liar.

To talk about myself, I guess I'll begin with a few things that I consider to be cliche. I'm the kind of person who enjoys Pokemon, but in a public place whispers of it as if it were on the black-market. Yes, I'm that person. I fear judgement, excommunication, and public execution -- it could happen, it's completely fabricated and unreasonable of an assumption, but it could happen.

I consider myself some sort of combination of profuse honesty and sadistic sarcasm. No, I don I wouldn't quite consider myself as a troll, yet sometimes the more heartless of my remarks instigates turmoil between me and another. That's why I often speak cautiously around new people -- they say I'm very boring, that's how I know it works. 't plan on using them at the same time, how would that even work? Although, I occasionally hurt people's feelings, though it mostly happens without my noticing, and in advance: I apologize. I typically swing with humor a bit more tangent to darker themes, as I'm a teenager and that's how things seem to work right now... but I am still fairly dense when people get into more vulgar tones. People have often laughed at me for needing explanation of some things. I'm probably over-exaggerating, but this is my introduction to myself, I will rule this post with a trenchant hand! (as long as the mods say it's okay)

In my free-time, other than reading the dictionary, I enjoy wasting time on the internet, wasting time playing games, and panicking about due dates; they're all very fun activities, the third one seems to be my favorite, I do it so often! I typically enjoy games that are either RPGs, or involve Strategy. Some of the games I enjoy are Pokemon and the Fire Emblem Series, if I felt like wasting our time, I would construct two very long and drawn out explanation of what the two of those things are. In addition, I've also recently decided I don't hate the Final Fantasy Series, so I guess that can conclude my obsession with anime-looking characters. I want to be the best at every strategy game on the planet at the same time, I think I finally understand that that's simply not possible. I've instead settled for striving for those who are in my peer group. As long as I feel superior, I've achieved my hollow goal.

So from what I hear, this game is extremely punishing, luckily I'm not plotting a Nuzlocke, that would be as much of a disaster as Fire Emblem Awakening on Lunatic+ Mode. If you deciphered that reference, you deserve a cookie. Unfortunately, there is no one here to give you a cookie, but at least now you can live under the belief that someone out there owes you a cookie. Would anyone like to give me any threatening remarks that portend the difficulty of the game before I start? How often is it that you get to frighten an oblivious person?

I think I've established the darker side of my personality, but I promise I'm generally nice -- I've just focused on the bad things because that's more entertaining. It's true I'm a sell-out! Anyways, I'm so glad I was motivated by the incentive of posting, maybe you'll see me around at progressively expanding frequencies over the next month before I finally am silenced. After I'm gone you can think of me as a martyr of grammar and horrible metaphors.

(I just said the word martyr and now I've reminded myself of Emmeryn... :c )

Anyways, this post has gone on long enough, now that I've spent so much time on this post, I'll create a separate message for the slightly apathetic.

TL;DR Hi, I'm IdleThoughts.

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It's too damn late to read so much, so all I'll say is...

HEYO!!

So now that the formalities are done... You need to pass over any sanity to my snorlax.. I wouldn't suggest resisting, since it will steal any you have either ways..

Goodbye!!!

P.S. The snorlax is in my siggy...

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TL;DR

Don't worry 'bout being snarky-- lots of us are, here, so it's not a new thing. So long as it doesn't go over the top, break the rules, or signify disrespect, you're fine.

Never run Nuzlocke on Reborn unless you're absolutely mental... but, then again, who isn't, here? inb4 Tomas comes to deny his insanity

Anyway, I'm not really good at words or being not lazy, so... wololo \o/ welcome to Reborn

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Well 'ello thar, boyo! Ya gotz yerself sum gud times comin' 'ere, ya kno!

Seriously, though, you'll have to do better than that if you want to convince me that your diction is verbose in perpetually grandiose quantities. Otherwise, I would posit you to inquire into your wellsprings of erudition once more.

If there's anything I've learned, it's this: Mastery of English is dictated by mastery of context, not mastery of terminology.

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No, I don I wouldn't quite consider myself as a troll, yet sometimes the more heartless of my remarks instigates turmoil between me and another. That's why I often speak cautiously around new people -- they say I'm very boring, that's how I know it works. 't plan on using them at the same time, how would that even work?

you said you weren't a troll :c

Just... have a song. Enjoy your time here!

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