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What if Ash's entire journey was done by Gary?


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Gary got 10 badges even though there were 8 gyms, totes Reborn style. He has racecars and a posse. His posse consists of all the girls Brock would try to get and fail to get because GARY. Gary would officially be dating every female companion, including gym leaders and the main female characters of the games, cuz Gary never gets friendzoned. He would always get #1 in every league AND still have time to do everything else Ash did.

What else do you think he'd do? :o

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Maybe he would be better than Ash in every single aspect imaginable, but at the end of the day, watching a show about a kid who always makes the same mistakes and wins battles with impossible logic (i.e. thunderbolt a rhydon) is as boring as watching a show about a kid who always wins, always is the best at everything and brags about it. IMO.

But anyways:

-Gary would probably catch all pseudos and legendaries. Cuz he's Gary.

-He would complete the pokedex. Cuz he's Gary.

-He would become the champion of the region he's in. Cuz he's Gary.

-He would defeat Team Rocket once and for all. Cuz, you guessed it, he's Gary MOTHERFUCKIN' Oak.

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Maybe he would be better than Ash in every single aspect imaginable, but at the end of the day, watching a show about a kid who always makes the same mistakes and wins battles with impossible logic (i.e. thunderbolt a rhydon) is as boring as watching a show about a kid who always wins, always is the best at everything and brags about it. IMO.

-Gary would probably catch all pseudos and legendaries. Cuz he's Gary.

-He would complete the pokedex. Cuz he's Gary.

-He would become the champion of the region he's in. Cuz he's Gary.

-He would defeat Team Rocket once and for all. Cuz, you guessed it, he's Gary MOTHERFUCKIN' Oak.

Honestly, I would love watching a pokemon anime where the main character uses pimp logic in addition to anime logic in every way imaginable.

He'd probably punch them all too.

He'd probably re-invent the pokedex before the professors do, too.

As well as the Frontier Master, etc.

This would actually be an amazing feat seeing as the anime's Team Rocket is an international organization whereas the game version is a region-only upstart business with a weak Giovanni.

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Heh, I think you guys are forgetting a few things:

1) Ash went farther than Gary in the Indigo League

2) The cheerleaders and car were all payed for by Professor Oak, just pushing that he was spoiled

3) Ash went farther on in the Indigo Plateau Conference

4) Ash beat Gary in the Silver Conference

etc

Now, there are some BIG positives of Gary that I personally approve:

1) 10 badges. The extra 2 don't do much for him, but he got them

2) He has an Electivire (Yes, I know I'm biased, but does it really matter?)

3) He became a Professor and canon accepts without a doubt that he has matured

4) He takes a loss with grace and acceptance.

I think that's balanced enough. Don't just shun Gary's negatives.

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Well, the only reason he didn't go farther than Ash was because Ash beat him. I only said that he theoretically replaced Ash - not that Ash still exists in some form.

Where did it say Oak paid for those?

He might not've become a professor if he took the journey seriously; then again, he might not have matured if he took it seriously... So hmm.

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You know... I'd actually like to see an Anime mini-series, like Origins, about Gary and his works nowaday... journey for the sake of research and not Gym-battles.

In the first season I always thought Gary was a ... you know... but during the Indigo League I actually liked him, because he wasn't such a wimp about loosing to Ash, he accepted, that Ash surpassed him, even if it was just barely. And he tried again during the Silver Conference.

He then understood that this "being Pokemon Master" isn't his 'destiny' that he wants something different.

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I think if Gary were involved in all of those adventures, I think he would stand at the top of his mountain of pure godly swag and awesomeness and stare down at Ash like a pro. While Ash looks like a sullen, jelly hater, Gary throws on a good pair of shades and says "Fucking deal with it m8."

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