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is the MC a orphan or something?

What type of batteries does the flobot take?

Are both of Fern/Florina's parents alive?

Why doesn't Shelly have a bug pokemon named after the protag, but has one for all of your other friends, and yet has one without a nickname (maybe 2 idr), wtf.

Did we send those Crustles to an early grave by sticking them in holes they couldn't get out of?

Roughly how long has the in universe journey been?

Can Sirius detect power levels with that doodad on his eye?

Why did El first appear as a blind bum, but then later turn into a rock n roll super star?

Do Hardy and his sister have accents?

If you hadn't beaten that avalugg, how long do you think it would have taken for the people in ametrine to resort to cannibalism? (That's honestly what I was expecting to find, tbh.)

Why do the scientists let these bouffalant and Tauros kill each other for a couple minutes in cow poon, instead of just getting more cows?

Where the hell is the pikachu house?

Why did lesbian steel and lesbian water put a couch on their roof?

Did Cain ever show Hardy the right way to get beat?

Who thought it was a good idea to super heat the floors of the gym to the point that stepping on the same tile twice would cause you to be launched all the way back to the start?

How do Cain and Victoria know each other?

When did Fern decide that a Dragon and Ground type would be good choices for a Ice gym?

Why is Bennet so fking weird?

Is the agate circus host to one of the oddest gym leader orgies ever? I mean position 52 doe?

What's the extent of Samson/Seel-chan's relationship?

How come the black protag has shades on his person, but not on his sprite? Whereas Fern has glasses, with green shades on his sprite?

How come you never wonder why all of your friends except like Noel, Cain, and Victoria; are crazy or wannabe murderers?

If you saved all the officers, will the police pay you because you've been doing all of their work for them over the region?

Was Adrienn born with it? Or was it Maybelline?

Am I the only person who dislikes G. Gardevoir?

Is Charlotte best girl? (She is.)

Does Taka do drugs?

Does his dad do drugs?

Did Arceus do drugs?

Is there a pill called "Common Candy" to help you sober down from the effects of "Rare Candy?"

Why is Titania trying so hard to be Erza?

How come Amaria can take a superpower from Tyrannitar, but it 1 shots my Arcanine?

Who is this mysterious 'Booty' that created Terra?

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is the MC a orphan or something?

What type of batteries does the flobot take?

Are both of Fern/Florina's parents alive?

Why doesn't Shelly have a bug pokemon named after the protag, but has one for all of your other friends, and yet has one without a nickname (maybe 2 idr), wtf.

Did we send those Crustles to an early grave by sticking them in holes they couldn't get out of?

Roughly how long has the in universe journey been?

Can Sirius detect power levels with that doodad on his eye?

Why did El first appear as a blind bum, but then later turn into a rock n roll super star?

Do Hardy and his sister have accents?

If you hadn't beaten that avalugg, how long do you think it would have taken for the people in ametrine to resort to cannibalism? (That's honestly what I was expecting to find, tbh.)

Why do the scientists let these bouffalant and Tauros kill each other for a couple minutes in cow poon, instead of just getting more cows?

Where the hell is the pikachu house?

Why did lesbian steel and lesbian water put a couch on their roof?

Did Cain ever show Hardy the right way to get beat?

Who thought it was a good idea to super heat the floors of the gym to the point that stepping on the same tile twice would cause you to be launched all the way back to the start?

How do Cain and Victoria know each other?

When did Fern decide that a Dragon and Ground type would be good choices for a Ice gym?

Why is Bennet so fking weird?

Is the agate circus host to one of the oddest gym leader orgies ever? I mean position 52 doe?

What's the extent of Samson/Seel-chan's relationship?

How come the black protag has shades on his person, but not on his sprite? Whereas Fern has glasses, with green shades on his sprite?

How come you never wonder why all of your friends except like Noel, Cain, and Victoria; are crazy or wannabe murderers?

If you saved all the officers, will the police pay you because you've been doing all of their work for them over the region?

Was Adrienn born with it? Or was it Maybelline?

Am I the only person who dislikes G. Gardevoir?

Is Charlotte best girl? (She is.)

Does Taka do drugs?

Does his dad do drugs?

Did Arceus do drugs?

Is there a pill called "Common Candy" to help you sober down from the effects of "Rare Candy?"

Why is Titania trying so hard to be Erza?

How come Amaria can take a superpower from Tyrannitar, but it 1 shots my Arcanine?

Who is this mysterious 'Booty' that created Terra?

We don't know, but he/she/xe is already a grown-up, don't worry;

We don't know;

We don't know. Little background is given about Rini/Fern's parents;

RMXP technical limitations?

Now that you mention it, that is indeed mean. I think they die suffocated;

All I can say is that it depends on how much time you spend on the time. Time is difficult to measure;

That is an eyepatch, it can't do anything (I guess);

That was also a WTF moment for me. His wardrobe really needs some decent content, he dresses horribly;

Hardy sounds like a redneck from the deep south to me, not sure about Aya;

They need to film it so they can air it on the TV, kinda like the stuff we see at Discovery Channel or NatGeo;

Not too long, since Heather finally got locked up and there was no one else to smuggle food to the town;

North adventurine woods;

We don't know;

I think Hardy is straight;

Ame did;

They met at various occasions, such as in Apophyll academy;

His preferences;

He's not weird. He's just... a bit antisocial, and he loves luna, in a creepy way;

Sounds kinky, but I don't think they do that at the circus' shows, unless they get desperate for money;

They don't have to use glasses all the time, I think;

I'll tell you who's the wannabe murderer, team meteor is the wannabe murderer;

Yes, they pay you with a pokémon. Apparently the little pocket monsters are now currency;

Wat?

Yes;

Depends on what you think the best girl needs to be/have/behave?

Wat? (X2)

Wat? (X3)

Wat? (X4)

Good thought, I don't know

You're starting to trip hard on those questions, mate;

Seriously, stop;

Stop nao

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How come Amaria can take a superpower from Tyrannitar, but it 1 shots my Arcanine?

Cuz Amaria, being an NPC, gets access to all dat yung Hyper Potion and Full Restore doe. She be like "owwww~, i'm going home ow~ kyaa~ im fragile~" but then as soon as she out of yo eyes you can bet she be spraying herself down wit all dat liquid gold

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is the MC a orphan or something?

Something.

What type of batteries does the flobot take?

AA's.

Are both of Fern/Florina's parents alive?

Plot twist, Fern and Florinia are actually both robots designed by Titania. Fern was designed solely to antagonize Hardy, though both are failures in Julia's eyes as Titania refused to implement "a boom button."

Why doesn't Shelly have a bug pokemon named after the protag, but has one for all of your other friends, and yet has one without a nickname (maybe 2 idr), wtf.

Because she hates you.

Did we send those Crustles to an early grave by sticking them in holes they couldn't get out of?

No, we actually sent them to popular miniaturized tourist resorts where all of them are currently enjoying separate full body massages.

Roughly how long has the in universe journey been?

I'm no expert but I'd hazard a guess at seven minutes.

Can Sirius detect power levels with that doodad on his eye?

He hasn't indicated that he can. I think the real question is whether or not it can get wifi.

Why did El first appear as a blind bum, but then later turn into a rock n roll super star?

How dare you mock the heartwarming story of a poor, blind, homeless man who was committed to his dream and climbed right to the top of Reborn's weekly top 100. This question doesn't even deserve a serious answer.

Do Hardy and his sister have accents?

In my 100% objective, unbiased, and correct opinion they do in fact speak Australian.

If you hadn't beaten that avalugg, how long do you think it would have taken for the people in ametrine to resort to cannibalism? (That's honestly what I was expecting to find, tbh.)

Roughly around the same amount of time that it takes for your average reborn player to catch a Beldum.

Why do the scientists let these bouffalant and Tauros kill each other for a couple minutes in cow poon, instead of just getting more cows?

Because clearly these scientists have been blazing the crops that they've got out the back of the research facility. That or the reborn restoration program really doesn't know how to hire competent, qualified staff. Personally I suspect both.

Where the hell is the pikachu house?

87 Rue de Silly - 92100 Boulogne Billancourt - France. Look it up.

Why did lesbian steel and lesbian water put a couch on their roof?

Clearly it's so that they could look out over the metropolitan paradise that is Reborn City, bounded by the stunning brilliance of the Azurine Lake, all with the majestic Pyrous Mountain belching out plumes of ash in the background.

Did Cain ever show Hardy the right way to get beat?

Depends on whether you're a fanfiction kind of person.

Who thought it was a good idea to super heat the floors of the gym to the point that stepping on the same tile twice would cause you to be launched all the way back to the start?

Well, we don't have many to choose from. Put all the dev's names on a roulette wheel and give it a good spin. Chances are you'll be wrong.

How do Cain and Victoria know each other?

Depends on which you ask.

When did Fern decide that a Dragon and Ground type would be good choices for a Ice gym?

Long before we got here. I think I remember being told that it was during a history class at the Onyx Trainers School, because obviously he's the top dog and therefore already knows more than all of the teachers combined.

Why is Bennet so fking weird?

I dare you to say that to the face of his future sprite. Yeah, I didn't think so.

Is the agate circus host to one of the oddest gym leader orgies ever? I mean position 52 doe?

No. All of the thinly veiled jokes are a misinterpretation on your part. You dirty, dirty person.

What's the extent of Samson/Seel-chan's relationship?

Well, he doesn't like to admit it but in his spare time Samson trains the circus' Seels.

How come the black protag has shades on his person, but not on his sprite? Whereas Fern has glasses, with green shades on his sprite?

Kuro likes to make a point of whipping out his shades immediately before every battle. Something about the "cool factor." As for Fern, well... we don't question the top dog.

How come you never wonder why all of your friends except like Noel, Cain, and Victoria; are crazy or wannabe murderers?

It's largely because the musings of a character stricken with the horrible disease known as no dialogue fail to make it through to anyone else, almost without exception.

If you saved all the officers, will the police pay you because you've been doing all of their work for them over the region?

No, because the police are more gangsta than the mafia in Reborn City. I mean, that guy clearly knew that you had in fact invaded a poor old lady's home and stolen her pokemon. Yet he gave you a free bike for it.

Was Adrienn born with it? Or was it Maybelline?

Unfortunately xe was born with it.

Am I the only person who dislikes G. Gardevoir?

Come on Sheep, it's a simple yes or no answer. You can do this. Uh... maybe?

Is Charlotte best girl? (She is.)

No Cordelia is best girl and nothing you can ever say will change that fact.

Does Taka do drugs?

"As I see it, yes" Helix Fossil 2015.

Does his dad do drugs?

"B" Helix Fossil 2015.

Did Arceus do drugs?

Oooh, I don't need help from Helix with this one! Clearly it's still doing drugs. Why else would it lock itself away with a giant "meteorite."

Is there a pill called "Common Candy" to help you sober down from the effects of "Rare Candy?"

What does sober down mean?

Why is Titania trying so hard to be Erza?

I think, if you check the dates, you'll find that Erza is actually trying to be Titania.

How come Amaria can take a superpower from Tyrannitar, but it 1 shots my Arcanine?

Your Arcanine is a mere pup, rather than a powerful doge.

Who is this mysterious 'Booty' that created Terra?

No-one knows, so I'd suggest asking him.

/warn user Sheep: Trolling

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is the MC a orphan or something?

No, he/she/xe ran away to Reborn

What type of batteries does the flobot take?

I assume she takes about 8 size D batteries

Are both of Fern/Florina's parents alive?

Yeah, but they live in a different region. The green hair makes me assume..... Jhoto or Sinnoh

Why doesn't Shelly have a bug pokemon named after the protag, but has one for all of your other friends, and yet has one without a nickname (maybe 2 idr), wtf.

3 guesses. 1.) Shelly honestly doesn't give af about the protag. She wants to go back and live her life in solitude. 2.) She is waiting to find the right one to name after the protag.

3.) Certain scripting problems that prevent this from happening offending everyone

Did we send those Crustles to an early grave by sticking them in holes they couldn't get out of?

What you don't know, is that all of the Crustles have an underground market where they buy and sell shells on the regular. Why do you think we couldn't enter those caves where they came out of. Security reasons

Roughly how long has the in universe journey been?

Ehhhhhhhhhh....... 3 months

Can Sirius detect power levels with that doodad on his eye?

Yes, and I'm pretty sure that isn't breaking anytime soon

Why did El first appear as a blind bum, but then later turn into a rock n roll super star?

You dare defy the miraculous doings of Lord Arceus. The higher-ups will have your head for such heresy

Do Hardy and his sister have accents?

They better have fckn accents! But I would think Titiana got rid of hers, because, yeah. But Hardy keeps it just to annoy her and bring some ladies back to his gym for a "guitar session" depth to his character

If you hadn't beaten that avalugg, how long do you think it would have taken for the people in ametrine to resort to cannibalism? (That's honestly what I was expecting to find, tbh.)

Ehhhhhhhhhh....... 3 months

Why do the scientists let these bouffalant and Tauros kill each other for a couple minutes in cow poon, instead of just getting more cows?

FOR SCIENCE!!! Haven't you learned by now?

Where the hell is the pikachu house?

It's on route 1. Its in the upper section of the forest towards the end IIRC. There you will see the pikachu house

Why did lesbian steel and lesbian water put a couch on their roof?

I'm pretty sure that couch is placed to receive the perfect breeze for late night snuggling while gazing upon the waterfall as it reflects the moonlight throughout the lake. Watching Reborn City and all of its lights while the silence of the Agate circus leaves a relaxing tone.

Did Cain ever show Hardy the right way to get beat?

If you mean a PKMN battle, then I don't think so. Too busy trying to save Aya.

Who thought it was a good idea to super heat the floors of the gym to the point that stepping on the same tile twice would cause you to be launched all the way back to the start?

Pre-nerf Charlotte. Because her spirit overcame Ame and made that demon that I still have nightmares about. After the nerfing, didn't feel like implementing a new puzzle in so pre-nerf Charlotte can still sit back with her cigarettes and watch trainers burn as her spirit still lingers on

How do Cain and Victoria know each other?

Mutual friends through Ame I guess

When did Fern decide that a Dragon and Ground type would be good choices for a Ice gym?

Because he's a "badass" who doesn't need to follow the rules so he could prove everyone wrong

Why is Bennet so fking weird?

For reasons

Is the agate circus host to one of the oddest gym leader orgies ever? I mean position 52 doe?

It is. Word of Position 52 travels dude.

What's the extent of Samson/Seel-chan's relationship?

believe it's been like an on-off relationship due to reasons

How come the black protag has shades on his person, but not on his sprite? Whereas Fern has glasses, with green shades on his sprite?

Fern has prescription glasses, they just look green due to light reflections. I/Kuro put/s them on during battle for swag purposes.

How come you never wonder why all of your friends except like Noel, Cain, and Victoria; are crazy or wannabe murderers?

Idk, probably because I look past all of that because their pokemon are kicking my ass

If you saved all the officers, will the police pay you because you've been doing all of their work for them over the region?

They better be. I didn't see a cop at Apophyll, in Ametrine or near Labradorra. I'm like their top agent. That growlithe was amazing but I need compensation for all my other deeds and what not.

Was Adrienn born with it? Or was it Maybelline?

Nah, xe was born with it

Am I the only person who dislikes G. Gardevoir?

I like her. I wouldn't have my news come from any other reporter. #BringBackGymDudeE17

Is Charlotte best girl? (She is.)

Yeah, but whenever Saphira is available, step aside!

Does Taka do drugs?

With all the underground funding Team Meteor has, and his chill attitude, I believe so

Does his dad do drugs?

Father son bonding moments

Did Arceus do drugs?

He was the most high. He came in on a meteor

Is there a pill called "Common Candy" to help you sober down from the effects of "Rare Candy?"

Probably, for the people who still have jobs

Why is Titania trying so hard to be Erza?

Can't really answer this one. Don't know who Erza is

How come Amaria can take a superpower from Tyrannitar, but it 1 shots my Arcanine?

Because being one of the top three gym leaders, her base defense is 150

Who is this mysterious 'Booty' that created Terra?

It is the almighty b00ty that only Terra knows of and possesses.

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