Turning Sinnoh Upside Down

[Neo]

Got bored decided to do this, and add snarky commentary.

Rowan- My name is Rowan. However, everyone just calls me "the Pokemon Professor"

???- Isn't that longer than your name?

Rowan- Before I go any further, is this your first adventure?

???- I was 10 years old before this too???

Rowan- If you need advice, I'm certainly capable of giving it.

???- Cool Story Bro.

Rowan- This world is widely inhabited by creatures known as "Pokemon"

???- Alright. The author of this is getting bored, I'm going to fast forward through your ramblings.

Rowan- *Continues meaningless ramblings*

Rowan- Now, why don't you tell me a little but about yourself?

???- I will if you tell me where the hell we are.

Rowan- Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?

???- You can't tell....I'm not Amethyst you know.

Rowan- All right, so you're a boy?

???- Hooray for pointing out he obvious.

Rowan- Tell me, what is your name?

???-..... So you invite me here, and didn't bother to ask me my name. Nate btw. Just call me N8.

Rowan- Your name is N8?

N8- =_= Sure.

Rowan- OK... So, you're N8?

N8- How many times do we need to go over this?

Rowan- A fine name that is! Now, this boy here... I believe he's your friend.

N8- So you got two of us O_O

Rowan- What might his name be?

N8- Penis. Vagina. Bitch. Something Vulgar.

Rowan- Okay, so his name is Andy.

Rowan- All right, N8, the time has come.

N8- Oh god. I knew you were gonna rape me.

Rowan- Your very own tale of a ground adventure is about to unfold. /me used ramble

*shrink machine*

N8- WTF!!! I'M LIKE TWO PIXELS TALL!

Andy- There you are!

N8- =_= How did you escape the rapists lair?

Andy- *Random talking about meaningless TV show* /me used ADHD /me ran outside

N8-.....

I walked outside wary of any kidnappers. I didn't want a repeat of 10 minutes ago. As I'm walking around the town I call home, I'm reminded of how fast I want to get the hell away from this place.

N8- I like how there are four houses, but easily more than 10 people here.

As I walked up to Andy's front door I am smacked in the face by something.

N8- OH NO NOT AGAIN Dx

Andy- What was that about? Oh HEY N8! *Goes off topic* /me used run /me forgot something

I walked into Andy's house, and felt a sudden wave of pleasure. My house looked waay better than his piece of crap
Upon entering Andy's room I feel as if I had just caught him fapping.

Andy- Oh hey N8! I'll be waiting on the road! It's a P10 million fine if you're late!

N8- Da fuck?

Apparently it is physically impossible to run right now, so I'm stuck walking.

Andy- All right! Let's get moving on to the lab. .... ... /me used run into the grass All you have to do is scoot. Surely there isn't more than one Pokemon per patch of grass.

???- HOLD IT!

N8- It's you! You're the one who abducted us!

Rowan- You two don't have any Pokemon;)

Andy- ... ...

Rowan- /me used walk away, and talk to self.

Rowan- Lovey-dovey sappy Pokemon junk

Andy- Right N8?

N8- *lalalala* Oh-...Yeah sure whatever.

???- Professor Rowan. You left your briefcase at the lake!

Rowan- Hai Dawn;) I'mma give these two some pokemon.

Dawn- :T Why?

Rowan- *Preachy ramblings* Go on! Open the briefcase, and choose a Pokemon!

Andy- /me used omg spaz attack

Knowing that I'd have to get a Pokemon sooner or later, I did some research on the starter Pokemon for my region. I already knew what I wanted. Turtwig, since it will evolve into a ground type.

Andy- Lol grass? I'll choose fire! /me used unfair advantage

Rowan- *Preaching* Kbai

Dawn- Let me pass. (Move bitch get out the way♪ Get out the way bitch get out the way♪)

Andy- *Oogling the Prof* I challenge you N8!!!

N8- Sure w/e. I could use some exp fodder.

Chimchar used leer!
Turtwig used withdraw! (Trololololo)
Chimchar used leer!
Turtwig used tackle

Andy- WHAT? My Pokemon actually got hurt from being tackled?

N8- No shit sherlock.

Chimchar- /me continues leer routine
Turtwig used tackle!
Chimchar fainted!

Turtwig gained 69 exp (lolol)

Andy- *Being a good sport*

So ends chapter 1.

[quote]Current Team

Turtwig- Level 6.[/quote]