Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted July 16, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted July 16, 2015 Did Johto have an electric rodent? Pichu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexagoen Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 if pokemon taught me anything, its that the police are fucking useless and all the ten year olds are left to deal with the evil organizations out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 If Pokemon taught me anything it's that you can make your pets fight with other people's pets to win money off of them if you are strapped for cash and it is socially acceptable. Each region is sparsely populated, probably because ghost Pokemon snatch up most of the kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veterans Azeria Posted July 18, 2015 Veterans Share Posted July 18, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything it's that it's not safe inside either :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypa Posted July 22, 2015 Author Share Posted July 22, 2015 if pokemon has taught me anything its that if you kill your rivals pet rat he will mourn it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArthurZH Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything. it taught me that it's fine to catch endangered legendary Pokemon and use them in our everyday battles and not alarming anyone at all. "WHAT IS THAT MON?" "It's.....Kyogre" "WHOA YOU CAUGHT KYOGRE, I WANT ONE" "Erm......but there's only one" "DIE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revman Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that even Preschoolers are capable of taming the fiercest of Dragons despite them not being old enough to receive their first Pokemon. Looking at YOU B2/W2 Battle Subway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypa Posted July 22, 2015 Author Share Posted July 22, 2015 if Pokemon has taught me anything its that a 10 year old despite its weight can fly on an animal that only weighs 1kg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komodojoe Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that even the most harmless thing can bring down the most powerful being to ever exist. *Glares at Focus Sash/Endeavor Rattata* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Pichu. True, forgot about that, because I thought Maril was Johto's counterpart for the cute pokemon the protagonists have on their journey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanami's-Egg Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that the cutest Growlithe or Shinx can Intimidate the fiercest monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Fainting and sleeping are two different things. And you need. Pokeflute to start a battle with a sleeping Pokemon during which you will put back to sleep in the process of catching it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twin Judge of Gemini Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 if pokemon have taught me anything, it is that you can catch a ball with a ball(bless you Voltorb) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that critical hits are sometimes enough to judge the outcome of a battle which means they are way too critical, and other times they do not matter at all, meaning they aren't critical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, is that it weather can take place in closed spaces like indoors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mde2001 Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything it is that birds (even birds that fly in battle) need to have gym badges before they can fly around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted July 24, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted July 24, 2015 (edited) If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that you can be attacked several times and sleep through it. If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that you can start a fire underwater. If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that everyone with a specialized career or focus has a name that's a pun on their specialty. Also, it's completely normal to name your children a color. Edited July 24, 2015 by Ice Cream Sand Witch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froiky Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that it's the people you spend the longest time with that you enjoy the most. Now that the obligatory sincere answer is out of the way... If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that colored is better. (Shinies) If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that it's impossible to run without shoes. If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that it's shameful not to enslave one of every animal you come across in an apple sized sphere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twin Judge of Gemini Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 if Pokemon has taught me anything, you can only answer yes or no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypa Posted July 29, 2015 Author Share Posted July 29, 2015 what is your name ? are you a boy or a girl ^ If Pokemon has taught me anything its that there are points in life where you have the inability to speak up and say go fck yourself im not facing that massive conglomerate of people trying to kill me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peepeepoopoo Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, police aren't worth anything and the only hope is a 10 year old kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRHStatement Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that balance is key Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peepeepoopoo Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that furries exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRHStatement Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 IPHTMA: It's that it's perfectly fine to catch a quick nap in the enemy's base Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg12 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything it is that if there is a group doing evil deeds don't bother with the police. Get a ten year old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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