JudasKiss Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything it's that you're unbeatable as long as you press F12. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that trees are really rocks and don't like water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darvan Korematsu Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 (edited) If Pokemon has taught me ANYTHING at all, it's that you can hate the player AND the game equally and get away with it. Edited August 2, 2015 by Darvan Korematsu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 ... that the classic bully routine of -beat people, take their money- is an honorable, valid method of supporting yourself in life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRHStatement Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 IPHTMA: It's that no matter how much stronger the enemy is, with endless soft resets a little bit of effort, you can defeat them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that almost everything is capable of producing a toxic substance, no matter how adorable and/or non-threatening it appears. And that you can stay underwater without oxygen tanks or anything of the sort pretty much forever. And that you can stop your pet from growing up by surprising it (that's what hitting B apparently does). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamona Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that every light snowfall weather is treated as Hail and dangerous for Pokemon. If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that your character is somewhat invincible to almost anything. (From no oxygen needed during diving, falling from the floor above, and the Mistralton City Gym doesn't get any better.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that fighting an eagle with a mouse is a good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peepeepoopoo Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, its that I can walk into people's houses and they'll give me medicine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRHStatement Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 IPHTMA: It's that I can walk into anyone's house at any time of the day and not get arrested Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that when someone snores they are trying to attack you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peepeepoopoo Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, health care is free but lemonade costs hundreds of dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that your household appliances may be a ghost in disguise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peepeepoopoo Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that ghosts exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that Nurse Joy wants your Pokémon to get hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlaceon Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything it's that people are too lazy to swim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peepeepoopoo Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that people swim next to passing boats and ships for fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that your mother sleeps in the kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peepeepoopoo Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that your dad can't stand to live with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frostilicious Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 (edited) If pokemon has taught me anything is not to judge a book by its' cover, e.g Magcargo, which is a pretty underrated pokemon when it really REALLY shouldn't l.o.l Also, if pokemon has taught me anything is that persistence and constant effort always pays off. Oh training as well xD. Edited August 3, 2015 by timbla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlaceon Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything it's that indexes can be full of BS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that you don't have to go to school unless you want to learn about status effects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frostilicious Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything you will pretty much always be bribed with Hms to fight for badges even if you don't want to or else you can't progress even if all you need to do is push a rock aside instead of smashing it e.e Also on top of that, if pokemon has taught me anything, you will most deffinitely need and have 1 or 2 HM slaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peepeepoopoo Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that if you have balls, you can even capture God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that no one explores with an axe or a flashlight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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