Numbers, numbers, math, math, math...

[Felicity]

Hi! I recently found out about a branch of astrology called Numerology!

It's like Star signs and how they draw certain conclusions about you from such signs, in this case Numbers and whatnot. I got myself a numerology report and it was surprisingly indepth, even if it isn't credible.

http://cafeastrology.com/numerology2/number2.php

Funny thing is, it kept talking about a lot of lofty expectations which made me giggle.

If you wanna take it, here's what I used,

http://cafeastrology.com/numerology2/

[Omega_Ra1der]

I can't lie about karmatic numbers.

http://cafeastrology.com/numerology2/number2.php

[Chim]

I can only see 0's when I click both your results.

Anyway I got Soul Number 11. Master Number! Bow down to me bitches

[Felicity]

I can only see 0's when I click both your results.

Anyway I got Soul Number 11. Master Number! Bow down to me bitches

I got a 22 for soul number

Scratch that, it was 22 for personality number lol. I got 1 for soul number

[Shamitako]

Your Life Path Number is 2
Your Life Path Number represents the path you should take through life and the talents and skills you have to make your journey a rewarding one.

Those with a Life Path Number of 2 will always seek out balance in all they do. Often you will take the role as peacemaker, which comes natural to you since you are patient, cooperative and not above compromise. Those around you will also benefit from your ability to see all sides of an issue.

This actually pegs me pretty well, outside the whole "peacemaker" thing

Your Life Destiny Number is 9
Your Destiny Number sheds light on those things you must accomplish in your life in order to be fulfilled.

Your destiny is to learn how to love all of mankind without condition. You do truly want "peace on earth and good will toward man;" and will work to make those conditions a reality. Whether through some art form or your touch, you are destined to heal those who come into contact with you. For you, life's horizon is limitless.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Me, want world peace, lolz. ...Though I suppose if we'rer worried about "learning" then these probably are things I should learn... And I won't lie, I do have a knack for helping "heal" people

Your Soul Number is 5
Your Soul Number describes your deepest desires and dreams, revealing your inner, private self, your underlying motivations, and your most ingrained attitudes.

Your passion is to be free of limitations. You have a lust for change and the variety of experience which comes with it. You are rebellious and sensual by nature. Routine bores you and you loath having any limitations put on you.

K, so yeah, I don't like limitations on who I am. But the rest is like the exact opposite of me. I like routine, I'm honestly not all that rebellious (though I do have my moments), and "sensual" is iffy at best >_>

Your Personality Number is 4
Your Personality Number reveals the "external you"--the personality traits others will know you by. It can also signify your appearance and the image you present, as well as your personal appeal and the environments you feel most comfortable in.

You are an ideal citizen: honest and willing to contribute to your community. 4s are conservative, responsible and industrious. They can be counted on to complete any task they take on. 4s do not like surprises or conflict and may flee from either. They make for great builders and managers. The foundations of many good communities have been built by 4s.

...So outside being honest and willing to contribute, this is the exact opposite of me

Your Maturity Number is 11
Your Maturity Number reveals the person you will come to be--your true self.

You have the Master Number 11 as your Maturity Number. Master Numbers indicate nearly complete or complete development of the traits associated with the number they would reduce to. This relation is usually expressed by writing the Master Number and the number it reduces to together. Master Number 11 is often written 11/2.
Freedom and responsibility come with having a Master Number. You have the freedom to choose whether to allow your Master Number traits to express themselves or not. If you opt to act responsibly and use your lofty powers, you will find your reward is in the choice itself. If you choose to ignore your talents, you may find yourself taking more than one step back. You may incur a Karmic Debt.
Even in your early years you will exhibit knowledge and wisdom far beyond the normal. As you mature, your knowledge of all things spiritual will continue to grow. In your later years you will enjoy pursuing even more knowledge of the mystical and divine. Your intuition and psychic abilities will have reached their zenith. You will inspire and bring joy to those around you and possibly all of humankind.

Okay so TBH this is mostly true if you pull out most of the mysticism

Your Balance Number is 1
As long as your life is on an even or uplifting keel balance numbers are relatively dormant. However, in those times when your life is out of order your Balance Number can become central to resolving the turmoil you are experiencing. Your Balance Number reflects the traits you need to bring to the forefront in order the get through difficult periods with the least amount of damage or time wasted on negative influences.

A 1 Balance Number indicates you need to rely on your creativity and innate courage to help you through troubled times. While you may be a "go it alone" type person, during stressful periods it would be to your benefit to seek the counsel and aid of others. Do not shut yourself off from friends and family.

>courage >>Lexi :c

Well, this is good advice no matter who you are, so yeah

The 4 Pinnacles

Pinnacles represent moments in your life in which you realize current goals and learn some of life's lessons. If you are at the beginning of a Pinnacle, then they can be used as a predictive tool to assist in managing your future. Your first Pinnacle begins at birth and lasts until around the age of 27. Your Second Pinnacle lasts through the next 9 years, and the Third Pinnacle lasts for 9 years after the Second Pinnacle has passed. Your Fourth Pinnacle picks up where the Third Pinnacle ends and lasts throughout the rest of your life.

Your First Pinnacle Number is 11
While an 11 Pinnacle will be traversed by most as a 2 Pinnacle, for those exploring metaphysical and spiritual issues this will be time of profound development. Those living life on the level of an 11 will find their intuitive powers are at their apex. This will be a time when you are called to inspire, lead and bring joy to those around you and possibly all of humankind.

Please, I don't do any of these things

Your Second Pinnacle Number is 3
You are at a time in life where the door to self-expression is ready to open. This should be a very creative period for you during which you also develop strong friendships and learn to speak from your heart.

Honestly, if I had to guess, that's exactly what my life will be like at this time

Your Third Pinnacle Number is 5
A number 5 Pinnacle is a time of change. This is period in which you will cast off restraints and develop your personal freedom. You will learn to be flexible and adaptable, to hold your ground and not run from the changes which confront you. A number 5 Pinnacle is a time of change. This is period in which you will cast off restraints and develop your personal freedom. You will learn to be flexible and adaptable, to hold your ground and not run from the changes which confront you.

Um, no, I don't have to wait quite that long, sorry mystic number 5

Your Fourth Pinnacle Number is 8
An 8 Pinnacle is a time in which you will learn to apply power and authority in an effective way. In this period you should master the basic skills to become a good leader: organization, management and hopefully the application of justice for all.

This is plausible but too far off for me to say anything

The 4 Challenges

Challenges denote personal weaknesses and temptations you will have to overcome and strengths you will have to develop to fully realize your goals. The 4 Challenges have the same time frame as the 4 Pinnacles.

Your First Challenge Number is 4
Your challenge is to learn the value of practicality, discipline and organization. A 4 challenge is rarely easy. You may find yourself boxed in by boundaries. In this period you will have to learn to be patient, open-minded and flexible.

This is very open and thus impossible to pin down whether it's correct or not

Your Second Challenge Number is 6
A 6 Challenge marks a period in which you will learn to balance the needs of your family with your own. You will learn that true nurturing can only come from your heart. Your idealistic views of marriage may be shaken some, but if you learn to temper them some you will be happier and more secure on the other side of this Challenge. Your Third Challenge Number is 2
Your Challenge is to learn how to manage your natural sensitivity to others, aversion to conflict and need for harmony in a way that will not repress your own needs. In time you will learn to balance your needs with those of others.

Your Fourth Challenge Number is 1
A 1 Challenge signifies the struggle to become independent, courageous and have faith in your convictions. If the number 1 appears as your first Challenge you are learning to define your self. Should a 1 appear in your other Challenges you are learning to remain true to your self and become more confident.

So all of these are things I will probably need to overcome at some point, but I doubt it's on their timetable

The 3 Cycles

Cycles occur in 28 year periods. The First Cycle last from birth through your 28th year and is called your Formative or Seed Cycle. The Second Cycle--your Productive or Fruit Cycle--begins at age 29 and last through your 56th year. The Third Cycle, your Harvest Cycle, begins with the coming of your 57th year and last throughout the rest of your life. Your Cycle Numbers tell you the lessons you must learn and goals you must meet to stay on your Life's Path and achieve your true destiny.

Your First Cycle Number is 8
An 8 cycle marks a time that is opportune for you to succeed in attaining your goals. During this Cycle you will of course face setbacks and obstacles, but if you keep trying to move forward, your goals will be achieved.

So basically life

Your Second Cycle Number is 3
Your emphasis during this Cycle will be on unleashing your creativity. You will need to focus your energies to get all you can from this Cycle. The reward for traversing this Cycle successfully is a life full of friends and the coming to fruition of your creative talents.

Your Third Cycle Number is 9
Those in a 9 Cycle will see their compassion and tolerance for others blossom. You will find satisfaction in putting the greater good for all ahead of your own needs. This is a cycle in which you will explore the depths of your love for your fellow man.

And these are too far out for me to comment

Your Karmic Lesson Number(s) are/is 2 8
Karmic Lesson numbers reveal areas in which we need to grow. To become more complete, we need to give extra attention to these areas in this lifetime. If one of your 5 core numbers is the same as a Karmic Lesson Number the significance of the Karmic Lesson Number is reduced.

A 2 Karmic Lesson Number indicates a need to learn the arts of diplomacy and tact. Try to be more sensitive to the feelings of those around you. Make an effort to learn to work with others as a team.
The number 2 appears in your core numbers, so the importance of this number is lessened.

A 8 Karmic Lesson Number points to a talent for making money that is not properly governed. You may experience tremendous swings in your financial status. This is because while you know how to make money, you also tend to be way too speculative and impulsive when dealing with matters of finance. Try and develop a more cautious approach to money matters and it is possible these swings in fortune will diminish.

So 2 is something I've been working on but struggle with... And 8... I'm like, actually really good with money so whoops mystical numbers you got me wrong

Your Karmic Debt Number(s) are/is 13
Karmic Debt Numbers signify past abuses of your talents that you must make amends for. Like all of us, you have made many choices and taken many actions in your lives. Some of those choices and actions have been mistakes. Your past errors must be addressed, so you can use your Karmic Debt Numbers to identify exactly what type of mistakes you have made in the past and how you can atone for them.

A 13 Karmic Debt Number implies that somewhere along your being�s path you forsake your spiritual self for material gain. You may have abused others to get ahead. Because of your past behavior you may find yourself facing what appears to be one brick wall after another as you try to find success. The key to overcoming these obstacles is perseverance, hard work and the development of a spiritual awareness that keeps you from abusing the rights of others.

Right, I may not be the most altruistic person ever, but I mostly keep to myself so it's P hard for me to "abuse others to get ahead." I also have yet to see any brick walls anywhere, my road to success is P open so long as I'm willing to drive it

Your Lucky Number is 1
Your Personal Lucky Number does not change. This number will be lucky for your entire life. Your luck derived from this number will be strongest when you are addressing events and issues related to the general meaning of the number. Lucky Numbers should not be relied on to constantly produce positive results, or to make impulsive, high risk gambles. They simply mean that where they appear, you have an edge. How large an edge is impossible to determine, but seems to increase with the number of occurrences your Lucky Number is associated with for a given event or issue.

Those with a Personal Lucky Number 1 will find their luck derived from 1 strongest when they are facing new beginnings. The 1 will also bring you good fortune when you are in a leadership role. Your 1 may not serve you as well when dealing with established financial or romantic situations.

I love how this basically says "you won't always be lucky but when you are it was because of this." NEways, my "lucky" number is actually 777 so clearly this is complete bogus

Your Signature Number is a 5
Signature numbers are based on how you sign your name. Your signature carries the power and the faults of one of the base 9 numbers. You may actually want to sign different documents with different signatures to reap the benefit of a particular number. For instance, if you are signing an agreement of partnership you might want to alter your signature to reflect the powers of the number 2.

The signature you entered is a 5. A 5 signature is most appropriate for using when matters of change are involved.

Huh, so apparently the tilde did matter.

Your Birthday Number is 3
This number is most influential between your 28th and 56th year. While it is not the most important number in your profile, it does have an effect on your Life's Path and Destiny.

You are creative, optimistic and have a great sense of humor. You find it easy to make others happy, put a smile their faces.

K, so, swap out the optimistic for "extremely cynical" and that's about right. Then again, who knows, maybe by the time I'm 28 I'll be an optimist

Your Personal Year Number is 1
This number tells you what is happening in your life this year. This number should be used to help you avoid setbacks and focus your energies on those areas of your life where you are most likely to achieve your goals.

This is a good year for new beginnings and projects. Your focus should be on yourself and self-improvement. This is the ideal time for you to plant the seeds which will lead to you attaining your goals in the future.

Your Personal Month Number is 1
This number tells you what is happening in your life this month. Use this number in the same way you would your Personal year number, but apply it only to the current month.

You are in a good month to begin new projects, take on the role of leader and get things rolling towards your future.

These are actually 100% true things that I need to focus on

Your Foundation Letter is A
Having an A Foundation Letter identifies a goal oriented person who intends to succeed at any task they take on.

...PFFFAHAHAHAHAHA. No, not really. I suck at being goal oriented. I may intend to finish everything, but more often than not I fail miserably

Your End Letter is S
Having an S End Letter identifies someone who is able to see a project or venture through to the end. Their ideal role would be peacemaker. They must be careful not to act without thought, or they could do harm to their endeavors.

...Dang, you really want me to achieve my goals, don't you? And I think we already went over the peacemaker bit...

Your First Vowel is A
Having an A First Vowel suggest you may be far more determined to succeed than you let on.

...So basically you just refuted my last two statements. Well played, well played. Okay, I am actually pretty determined... I also still fail a lot

[Tomas Elliot]

That's the thing with numerology and other kinds of personality tests tho. They rely on the "come to think of it" effect: if they say something vague but with a deep ring to it about you, chances are you will recall at least one episode of your life that seems to confirm it. Kinda like how mediums always see your dead grandma next to you: statistically, most people have at least one dead grandma, and the older they are, the greatest the chance...

[Felicity]

That's the thing with numerology and other kinds of personality tests tho. They rely on the "come to think of it" effect: if they say something vague but with a deep ring to it about you, chances are you will recall at least one episode of your life that seems to confirm it. Kinda like how mediums always see your dead grandma next to you: statistically, most people have at least one dead grandma, and the older they are, the greatest the chance...

And there's nothing wrong with that so long as it isn't a con and you don't stake your life on it. But that wasn't the point of the topic so I'd rather this didn't become the focus please and thank you.

[Tomas Elliot]

And there's nothing wrong with that so long as it isn't a con and you don't stake your life on it. But that wasn't the point of the topic so I'd rather this didn't become the focus please and thank you.

No no don't get me wrong, I didn't mean to criticize the whole thing or to say there is something wrong about it, sorry if it sounded that way. I was simply taking the cue from Lexi's post to make a general comment about how these things work is all

[Lits]

from this, it says I'm not suited for leadership, but instead sit in the back and am a peacemaker, a diplomat, and disarm people with witty tact and humor, shy and appear timid unless I'm around those I know. Also I strive for equality and fairness for everyone, while all of this pegs me 100%, there is one thing I dont agree with. Favorite number 3? oh nuh uh booboo, 7 master race

[Maelstrom]

wow, such numbers

much inaccuracy

this is terrible tbh.