SkyRunner Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Broken pencils are pointless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyroShadow117 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I love puns! They're punny (I'm so sorry, I'm not good at making puns) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 26, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted September 26, 2015 Do you like local puns? I do. They're right up my alley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yours Truly Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 water you doing right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssreaper99 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mage Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Mage-ya look! ♥ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Don't trust people that do acupuncture. They are back stabbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Ever heard of those vampire movies? They suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 A backwards poet writes inverse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 26, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted September 26, 2015 I went to buy a stretcher, and was asked if I wanted to try it out first. I said "No thanks, I don't want to get carried away." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnocentSerenity Posted September 26, 2015 Author Share Posted September 26, 2015 I tried to make an offer with my friend by passing them a piece of steak. It didn't meat their demands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 When I was in the supermarket, I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked them, 'Are you two an item?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 27, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted September 27, 2015 I have a group of friends that go to restaurants to sample the food. They're my taste buds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtNoobly Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 (edited) Hey guys do you know how to make a space party? You PLAN ET xD Edited September 28, 2015 by SgtNoobly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 27, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted September 27, 2015 Velcro is a rip-off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnocentSerenity Posted September 27, 2015 Author Share Posted September 27, 2015 A friend tricked me into taking a quiz, to see how I would react to it. It was a test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmoredGuardian Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Grand Theft Otter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mde2001 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Did you hear about the restaurant in space? The food is great but there is no atmosphere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Four fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Get out! I don't want your type in here!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 28, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted September 28, 2015 What website do gay guys use to keep in touch? Hotmale! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 What is a naked man carrying a lamp?A flashlight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yours Truly Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 well this is an old one: why didn't the chicken cross the street? , cause it was Chicken!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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