Maelstrom Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 If you are what you eat then doesn't that make cannibals the only normal people? If you are what you eat, then I'm beefy. And look... I really am. Maybe a bit marbled at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narckarth Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 I'm having a party and your all Ignited! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 My friend thought about writing their English coursework about this weird bullet. Needless to say, it got shot down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 I tried to write a cooking book. It got panned. If you are what you eat, then I'm beefy. And look... I really am. Maybe a bit marbled at that. That would make me like white chocolate...I'm confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wytch_doctr Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 A good steak pun is a rare medium well done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 'You feel... something. You're filled with detemmienation.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avatar of Grima Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Removal of a puck. Apuckdectomy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt and says, 'A beer please, and one for the road.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narckarth Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 (edited) What do you call a capitalist memester a Kappatalist Edit: I'm bad at the this place Edited October 31, 2015 by Narckarth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a salted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honchy Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 (edited) What does a battery says when it sees an offensive comment? This comment shockingly revolts me. Edited November 1, 2015 by HonchcrowMackDaddy2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'I'll serve you, but don't start anything.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Two atoms leave the bar. Then the first says, "I gotta go back. I left my electrons at the bar." The second asks, "Are you sure?" "I'm positive." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted November 1, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted November 1, 2015 Cooking with herbs can be very thyme-consuming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Which American produced cheap cars?Henry Afford. (That was terrible.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Mourning, I entered a room with two physicists making fun of each other. I guess I added more gravity to the situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narckarth Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Expansion for my failed economic pun. Kappatalism - A system where memes are completely open and there is no or little intervention by the website regulating them. Often leading to a small group of people getting a lot of enjoyment out of a website and the majority of people being turned off it. Socialelism- A system where memes are managed by the website so that everybody can extract as much enjoyment as possible without alienating many people. Commumemeism- A system where the website completely restricts all control of meme creation so that only approved website content creators can create jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skullgasher Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Don't trust people that do acupuncture. They're back stabbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 A man woke up in the hospital after a serious accident. The man said, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!' The doctor replied, 'I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Yesterday someone told me a lot of masturbation jokes. I didn't like them, they just rub me the wrong way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 I went to a seafood disco last week. I pulled a mussel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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