Two above users are your parents; how do you turn out?

[Aurorix]

Anime + Cards = a yugioh character :3

[TRHStatement]

So I inherit the abilities of an amazing swordsman and I essentially have unbelievable concentration?

I can live with that!

[laggless01]

Dead. Tried to cut cheesecake with a sword...
I wonder what happens if someone double-posted in this thread?

[Yours Truly]

So i'll be completely random and have no lag? that sounds great!

[BlueMoonIceCream]

So I would be a kat with even more lightning quick reflexes due to me having no lag that is raised on a mostly harmless planet

[ThRev]

I would end up... A tasty kitty? Not sure how I feel about that.

Probably digested.

[Yours Truly]

So I would end up being a delicious Pessimistic Floating eye?

well that does not sound great

[Guest]

I'm a shadow with a single floating eye in the middle...?

Oh golly.

[Shing]

This is a nice mix.

A shadow witch in black and white.

[SkyRunner]

I am in the golden land on my own.

...

Victory.

[Omega_Ra1der]

So I am a merman with headphones? I don't mind.

[TRHStatement]

I would be the world's greatest military commander because of my strategic air tactics. I can live with that.

[mde2001]

I'm 99,004 % a Heroic Raider.

[Yours Truly]

I would be random and perpetually attached to a computer yay?

[SkyRunner]

I'm a shadow on a computer screen.

[Yours Truly]

I would be a shadow that has the ability to run around the sky

Lagless you're question has now been answered

[SkyRunner]

I'm a seriously genetically messed up fish.

[Guest]

So, I'm like a half of yin and yang. Pretty~

[dead account]

Hmm. I guess I'm a very chatty, genetically messed up spawn of a fish. And also one half of yin and yang.

[Shing]

Yoo, black and white, but with bird look huh, and with phoenix hair style lol.

[SkyRunner]

I'm a golden birb.

[Xiri]

...A goldfish I guess??

[Klemeltios]

I'll become a catfish. Well that's certainly something you won't expect to see in the morning.

[SkyRunner]

Um, I'm... a catfish inside a pumpkin.

[BreezyPonie]

So I'm a siamese fish who stores my two opposing souls in a collection of masks.

That... sounds pretty cool.