SkyRunner Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 (edited) How to edit this post? Edited September 26, 2015 by SkyRunner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Wasn't Sonic '06 the greatest game ever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Don't you think that Unown is the best Pokémon ever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 26, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted September 26, 2015 What day is the 4th of July on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honchy Posted September 27, 2015 Author Share Posted September 27, 2015 Are the ocean and the sky the same thing, because they're both blue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honchy Posted September 27, 2015 Author Share Posted September 27, 2015 If a pimp falls in the woods and no one hears it, those that mean that pimps are in another astral plane? Also, potatoes, delicious veggie, or Ronald Mcdonald's feces?!?!??!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowStar Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 (edited) How do is be good for the image and see themselves well? Edited September 27, 2015 by ShadowStar77 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 (edited) What kind of idiot posts in the wrong thread? Edited September 28, 2015 by SkyRunner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 28, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted September 28, 2015 Not my own material, but this is still good. These are actual things that were said in court. Reveal hidden contents ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ATTORNEY: Now doctor , isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep , he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ATTORNEY: The youngest son , the 20-year-old , how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20 , much like your IQ. ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight. ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral... ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not , he was by the time I finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Are those my feet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Who's typing this question right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Autumn Rain Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Stupid question...? Like when I'm trying to date an Asian chick in a park full of birds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froiky Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 I think it has already been done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yours Truly Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Hi? Bye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Where's the question mark button? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtNoobly Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 (edited) Where's the post button Edited October 7, 2015 by SgtNoobly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I wonder what Nackarth's favorite type is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtNoobly Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 How do I type? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 How do you ask a question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 How do I sleep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtNoobly Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Whats a question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Am I awake right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narckarth Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 How do I get away with murder? ^you start asking around with that one and see what happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 On 10/18/2015 at 10:06 AM, Narckarth said: How do I get away with murder? ^you start asking around with that one and see what happens 'How do I make sure that nobody finds out that I killed this person?' Should be followed by lifting up a corpse for maximum effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSilentSerenade Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 (edited) How do I walk? * EDIT: My quote and multiquote buttons aren't working. Edited October 18, 2015 by TheSilentSerenade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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