Time to rhyme!! Everything is fine! !Just do It!

[MrLGFD]

I like rhyming I do not know why

I guess its a way to communicate when your shy

O my

Anyway I do not care what it is about let your wildest imagination run loose

If you can't come up with something then your subject can be a goose

If you want you can even brag how good you are at whatever you do

Or just do it about your Life or whatever you want to I will read every single one of them.

Here is just a lil something something

Aight Hey yall Its MrLGFD

Bringing you some random stuf for free!

Yall know im the best when i play basketbal

Been murdering scrubs since last years fall

I Shoot 3-Pointers like no one can

they always be complaining "Come on man!"

Sometime people think im a monster

I take that as a compliment

Well since im a monster i might as wel be on the hunt

O lookie there another chump

might as well jump over him DUNK! and take dump

I love it when people call me the legend

They treat me like im reverend

Running through the field shooting all over the place

Don't believe well check my showcase!

Awww look at them ready to scream

Truth be told im Everybody's dream

[wytch_doctr]

I really really don't know what to do

But I guess that everything I say will be true

My bars be like fire in the night

There's no need to fight, you know that I'm right

Shofu be jelly my rhymes are so heavy

Heavin' on yo belly my ho call me Nelly

Nelly ain't my name and this ain't a game

Just look at a Trubbish you two look the same

Just gimme some time to end off this damn rhyme

Hot bars on this track, like a Staryu I shine

Now just lemme stop, it's the next chapter

turn a Pidove to a Powerful Staraptor!!

[Hexagoen]

See, i Look into your eyes

All i see is your shit rhymes

I dont even know

How you even flow

Imma stop dissing

while you keep pissing,

your pants that is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

in awe of my sick burns

that turn you into a muthafucking worm!

#killinit

[wytch_doctr]

You're hurting my feelings

Inside I'm just reeling

Your bars are so cheesy

Dissing you? Too easy.

I'm going harder

Sheer Force like a Kingler

This rhythm's a belter

you'd better find shelter

Your bars are just Slaking

I'm catching you napping

I'm just here Sap Sipping

Fire like a Fletchling

Diggersby got nothing on me

I go Mega like Diancie

Try to win with your Toxic rhymes

Bars like those should really be a crime

You think I gave a Wormadamn?

Nah I'm just here going ham.

Got Guts like a Flareon

19 bars but still going strong

My rap's a Barrage, Exeggutor

Fingers getting Bulbasore

You're just there, spitting shite

Dragonair now Dra-goodnight.

this is fun

Edited November 27, 2015 by wytch_doctr

[Zumi]

Silently is how the wind blows.

As the sun hides behind clouds and rooftops,

The rain starts falling in drops,

It's time to stop these faux shows.

Usually loud and proud,

It's put up like a mask,

But it's a pretty hard task,

When it's your true self you shroud.

It's difficult to show how one truly is,

When it's different how people see you,

When you act differently to boot too,

It's just a mere charade, this.

I'm just me.

I've got my ups and downs,

There's my occasional laughs and frowns,

There's no one else I would want to be.

But having to pretend I'm someone who I'm not,

Is not something I can keep up for long.

I'm definitely not that strong.

...So please give the actual me a shot.

don't worry i'm perfectly fine r/n but this is sort of something that happened in my past and i kinda wanted to write about it oops

bonus

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot you fry an egg

[Grizzlybrand]

Bees, bees, they're really the knees

But never let them touch deez

nuts.

-bows-

[MrLGFD]

Hey yall came back for my second attack

Stand back, Fallback

Cuz i am a maniac

Blowing of some steam

yeah call me mean

call me bitch

but t i aint a snitch

Sorry, I know this is obscene

But i simply don't give a shit

This dude called Mitch

Think its cool to bully lil kids with his team

He actually thought he could stay unseen

Who knows what could happen if I didnt step in

The kid was goddamn crying

If it weren't for my best friends i would have broken his chin

Punch him so hard it would send him flying

Then he dares to judge other people who work hard

And that just cuz he has a big house with a big yard

He doesnt know shit what i have been through

Had to be a man when i was 10 years old

no one to rely on was all by myself

I never knew my father

And had a Suicidal mother

But truth be told im happy

Had to persevere 10 long years of agony

But now i got a new goal you see

I dont want anyone to go through the same shit like me

I want everyone to live their life carefree

Hell i know life aint a fairytale

But that doesnt mean I want to fail

And people like Mitch makes me mad

People like him should be dead

But I know better than that

You should not wish anybody something bad and thats a fact

Il leave it at this im done

Imma go train some of my pokemon

for real though i hate people like mitch I dont care what you been through you shouldn't make other peoples life a living hell

[MrLGFD]

You wanna challenge my team?

Well Get ready to scream!

Going guns blazing with my Hitmonchan

Break your jaw Break your face

Dude your a disgrace

Can't one shot him

Survival rate of you pokemon looking grim

Round 2

I Choose you

Machamp in the game looks like you are screwed

O thats a nice bunch

You ready for a Dynamic Punch

Get blasted and confused

Tsk You got one-shot I aint amused

Come out medicham

Watch your back he used body slam

Good job now jump in the air

High Jump Kick that stupid bear

Look what you did he now quakes in fear

Throh delete that slowbro

Knock his item off and get him to half life

You got burned your gonna get hurt yo

yeah stall some time and use dive

But that wont work against him

Cuz he will throh you in the sky and get the win

Lucha libre Hawlucha entering the ring

One shot you with sky attack

Wanna try another tact

Don't bother cuz your skills are wack

And thats a fact

Stop crying complaining and telling me that i hacked

Enough of this
Time to show you your place

So i will Blow you a kiss

And Jab you in the face

Got the toxicroak being toxic and all

Watch your ace pokemon fall

Please stop trying to stall

Flinch you with my fake out

Toxicroak is the best there is no doubt

He be punching you non stop

Better call a cop

Watch your pokemons hp drop

As their bones go POP

Better head to the pokeshop

You need them potions

cuz you aint that hot

Come again whenever you want

I will keeping winning by K.O

One-Shot!

inspired by winning way to much with them