wytch_doctr Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Umm... Hey? Hell, I dunno how to start these things Welp, this is my 500th post and I'm only now making an intro. so good job me. A bit about me I'm OCD-ish I have a terrible attention span I'm forgetful I'm forgetful I make terrible puns I make even more terrible jokes (I'm trying to think of a pun right now but I don't wanna be mainstream) I live in China but I'm british I suck at showdown or pokemon in general I do art as a hobby and am trying to get better at it. Shameless self promotion: http://wytchdoctr.tumblr.com/ <- I'll post most of my art here, just to keep it safe or something. If you wanna take a look feel free. After all, that's why I linked it >.> I like music, and *making music* aka messing around with some tunes and stuff NYEH HEH HEH ^ sorry my inner skeleton popped out where was i I liek ghost types I work on Pokemon Darkness and more self-promotion: https://twitter.com/PokemonXDrkness good job if you aren't bored yet cause i am i like food and h o t l e g s i have a dog and shes overweight i'm easily jealous I used to play a game called Summoners War and the shit RNG makes Pokemon seem fair and I quit it cause I could not be arsed i like making rhymes here is an example below and if you get offended easily just ignore the spoiler tag Reveal hidden contents Never heard the Pokemon rapBut I heard it was pretty crapSo I thought that I’d right the wrongand turn it into a brilliant songHead’s getting Bulba-soreRhymes are poison ivy-saurNo chill like Venusaur MegaNo Rolex I wear OmegaTerminating like SchwarzeneggerDragon Rage Charmander foreverHeating it up like ChameleonI’m like Zard X a fiery demonLike Squirtle I ain’t real subtleThis ain’t a battle it’s a war-tortleRhymes Mega Launching like BlastoiseThen hit you with that Hyper VoiceYou’re a little bug, CaterpieThink you can tussle with me?Like Metapod I go harder10 Rupees please, no barterYou thought that this was Butter-Free?Please, just pay it for meLike Weedle catch this poison stingNow silence -your ears will ringBetter hide in your KakunaNo Matata of HakunaI’m adaptable like Mega BeedrillStay here and receive no chillFlying higher than a Pidgeynot Otto, but you still my GYou got No Guard and I hit you hotHurricane Mega PidgeotI’m like a top percentage RatattaSo cold I make your teeth chattaSlayed like Blue’s RaticatexxN0sc0peDxx m8Aiming my Spear-owBetter run in Fear-owLike Ekans- my bars unnervingno swervingI see you pervingIntimidated by ArbokNow we’re onto the mascotI choose you Pikachu!But I prefer this damn Raichu.My rhymes are so Sand-shrewdYou’ll never hear me booedIf you do then catch this Sand-SlashThen I’ll hit you with the Skull BashLike Nidorans we have that rivalryFor you it’s gonna be a toughieLike Nidorinos I HustleI’m the Nidoking of the castleNido-Queen Bee you wanna fuck with me?You know you don’t want no beef.Clefairy, ClefableMetronome you a Hyperspace HoleI create a drought like VulpixYou haven’t seen all my tricksNinetales I steal soulsNo beef with my real brosSing you a lullaby like JigglypuffNow Double Slap, WigglytuffYou blinded like a ZubatBars supersonic you hear that?Your ho Golbat her mouth widePicked her up on the roadsideShe looks a little Odd-ishThat’s cause she a catfishIt’s okay, don’t be Gloom-yStun Spored Vilepulme-yCouple of shrooms in the back, ParasNo chill like ISIS in Paris (IM SORRY)You Parasect, take 4x damage from my barsI’m known to leave scarsVenonat, you look wackTempted to give you a smackVenomoth, go fuck offI mean what? *cough, cough*My potential’s hidden like DiglettBut three of me would be killing itTalking shit like a MeowthComing at you from the southLike Giovanni’s PersianI’m the finest versionI may look derpy like PsyduckBut you know what? I don’t give a fuck. ask me anything if you want so go ahead -wytch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mde2001 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Hi Wytch! You've been around so much I hardly need to say welcome but you're a pretty cool guy so good work on that. Overall, hope you stick around for more Reborn madness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yours Truly Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Oh... well I had thought that you had already introduced myself, but because you have managed to catch me on a day with headache's there won't be any segments written in hebrew so.... Have a belated Welcome to Reborn; I am assuming that you know what the rules are, and so have fun eat cake and can you draw something for me, and that's how I killed the russian Pm with a spoon... why are you looking at me like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTim Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 It's a nice intro and i like your avatar ,congrats on 500th post, see you around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLGFD Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Welcome man (i guess??) Here is a lil something Reveal hidden contents Let's get straight to the point. Read ya rhyme and it sure didn't disappoint. In fact I read it one more time. Saved it. and called it Sublime. So you are a bit OCD. Meaning you keep burning people with your bars. Third Degree. A bit forgetful. But that doesn't mean that you ain't special. Anybody who denies that ain't on your level. Making Terrible puns. And even more terrible Jokes. But when ya start rhyming everyone Chokes. No one is safe cuz you be breaking Molds. Poor dude who made the pokerap. He got Rekt. Bitchslapped. he is crap. I'll leave it at that. Don't care if your intro is late. You are still our mate. You just someone we can't hate. Better later than never. You'll be staying here forever! (bit tired so it ain't that good sorry bout that) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juniper Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Hmm... That avatar... That laugh... Interesting..... Howdy, I'm Flowey :} Here, have a belated welcome to the forums! Hope you stick around longer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veterans Zumi Posted December 12, 2015 Veterans Share Posted December 12, 2015 On 12/12/2015 at 8:18 AM, wytch_doctr said: i like food and h o t l e g s now THIS is something i can get behind anyways hi! a late welcome to reborn and hope you enjoy your stay here c: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBD Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 hi:3 have fun around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkhi Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 \o Good morning. Have fun here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRHStatement Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 That rap had too many quotable lyrics, just flames. Enjoy your stay at Reborn!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueMoonIceCream Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 (edited) V●ᴥ●V Hello and welcome to reborn, I'm sure you'll enjoy your new prison paradise. V●ᴥ●V First of all..... are you kidding me? Second of all, good jokes, I had a chuckle third of all considering you don't have one on your snazzy new avatar from over a week ago It's dangerous to go alone, take this! Reveal hidden contents #THEHATTENING 2015 And finally I hope to see you 'round the forums like I've seen you already for quite some time now. Edited December 12, 2015 by micky33000000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Well met Wytch. Late-welcome to Reborn! And now after reading the spoiler, I can imagine you singing this: Reveal hidden contents Anyway, you already got your grasp around here. Just keep doing you. You can have sans jacket because it's blue, just like you. WOLOLO \o/ Be seeing you~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biboo195 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Welcome to Reborn. Please leave your sanity on the left, and your freedom on the right. You're here forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurorix Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Ahem, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Stalker Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Welcome there, wytch! I hope you are enjoying your stay at Reborn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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