Gaunt Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 The story gets weirder with each episode first zombies then demons what will it be next time? Aliens? Oh that's already in vanilla Pokemon then...then mutants! Nookington in now officially a Dreadnought from Warhammer 40K (even in death he still serves) I hope you take the time to train that Magikarp, Gyarados would be handy against those weird fakemons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon116 Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Wait this is almost over? The hell kind of a game is this bullshit. Nothing makes sense and yet you have a Baltoy and a fucking corpse-sword-boat contraption. We're going to meet Dumbledore as your brother next episode aren't we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drymus Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Just out of curiosity, is this a blind run? I have seen that Faceleech ruin people. Good job not losing anyone! 2 HP though... Will we be seeing Gyarados anytime soon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 DID YOU JUST FASHION A ZIGZAGOON CORPSE INTO A SWORD? ... ...DID YOU JUST FASHION A ZIGZAGOON CORPSE-SWORD INTO A FUCKING /BOAT/?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damage Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Derogatory trainer #masterblacksmith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genesis Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Can't Magikarp learn surf? Looks up stats page Holy shit, what kind of water pokemon that swims in the goddam sea cannot learn surf?? Dat Nookington corpse-sword-boat doe.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nepeta100 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Youre creativeness with this series astounds me do you mostly improve everything the moment it happens in the game or do you do the non game pictures after you finished playing the game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemICE Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 (edited) if i DO remember well, Magicarp can learn Surf in Snakewood.Also yeh, it is a stupid hack, but i kinda liked it... dunno why exactly. Maybe cuz im a masochist. Then again that masochism brought me here. Fair trade i guess! Edited March 4, 2016 by DemICE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerogatoryTrainer Posted March 5, 2016 Author Share Posted March 5, 2016 (edited) http://s7.zetaboards.com/Nuzlocke_Forum/single/?p=9456441&t=9272815 New entry? Yeah still not used to not calling them episodes. Well come see A Dance with Dragons. And despite the title I fail to make a single Game of Thrones reference. I am ashamed. Edited March 5, 2016 by DerogatoryTrainer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drymus Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 What is a logic? Do I use it to cut apples? Death toll is starting to stack up... Also just be glad the hacker didn't give that damn ball Toxic... That would be demonic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaunt Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Ah...it was Dragons not Aliens but hey there are more episodes so we'll probably see those too. Two more deaths, well at least they're not very good Pokemon (unless some fake evolution). Giving Luxray a Dark type is the only good thing the author of this game did for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Despair Syndrome Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Oh god this is hilarious. The only thing more hilarious than the game is your reactions and writing. Salute to you, sir. I'm new to your Nuzlockes, but let's just say you go a fan hm? as a side note, kingmadio is fuckin shit thank god you have the no fakemon rule or you might end up with it :l Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 That Watchmen reference... What do you mean you don't get it? The Arm Thrust man is actually the Comedian. He is the embodiment of how this game is a joke. "Makuhita forgive me" ... still no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sejiren Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I'm really looking forward to how ridiculous the game gets and how hilarious you'll make it, nice job with those nuzlockes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrSquidge Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Still loving the Zigzagoon boat. Re-purposing corpses is totally legit in a zombie apocalypse right? Shame the death toll is rising... but I hope Hitmontree sticks around for a while Oh, and don't worry, the stupidity level in this game will continue to climb... Have fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genesis Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 ah man between this and season 4 of reborn I am having an over-exposure to awesomeness. After such a high waiting a week for episodes is slowly gonna kill me. While I don't think I will ever play this hack due to its uhhhh storyline...yeah story line. but with your narrations you seem to be able to even make a pile of feces interesing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon116 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 I think anything Sean here narrates is golden. He's like the Morgan Freedman of pokemon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaromir Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 And here we go. Now the true face of Snakewood made it's appear. This game is just a ridiculous reference bag! Try to spot as many as you can! Also, it would be best, if Hitmontree survives as long as possible. A breloom was a member of my final team in this game, and it's super useful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damage Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Wow this game gets better every episode. Zombie dragons led by meteor fighting a dragon slayer with no memory and his sattelite hacking professor... Wait. That sounded a lot better in my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerogatoryTrainer Posted March 25, 2016 Author Share Posted March 25, 2016 http://s7.zetaboards.com/Nuzlocke_Forum/single/?p=9463179&t=9272815 Hey remember this? I know my therapist does! Here's episode 5 for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damage Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Im sorry for you at this point. This is the best I could do in thirty seconds of looking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaunt Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Haaaa...this game is just...i don't even know what to say....secret underwater ocean? chef shaped hole in a person? Really? I wonder how old is the writer of this game...like 10 maybe? Too bad people didn't choose a better game (i voted Blaze Black) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genesis Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 ahahahahah the edginess is real. I can picture many of these lines being written by a 6 year old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 This is what happens when you try to do exposition with an Amnesiac character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon116 Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 "See a Pokemon without a trainer?" "Yeah?" "It's yours now buddy" "What?" "Welcome to Reborn motherfucker" This is the best inheritance policy ever. Also, this game is fucking awful. You may give up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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