Halloween Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Eeeya good folks Now, this is a story all about 'bout Someone who's life wasn't too well planned out So turn down your porn Just sit right there I'll tell you how I wrecked a game called Reborn Or you know, how I didn't, 'cause I've spent more lurking here and tryna write fanfic for the first time in my life while teachin my cats how to rap than actually playing but ey baby steps. [fern voice] So I'm this incredible cool person, alright? I make special effects for all kinds of shit, and other kinds of 3D design too. booyah hey on the topic of Fern voice I imagine he sounds pretty much exactly like Micheal Cera and he's all bitter 'cause Cain is all manly and shit like Sammy J or Obama. Furthermore, ya'll wanna see the real top cat? hells yeah And my other main pus (they look prtty alike) to sum it up me: nerdy white rapper in homemade christmas sweaters, great at cooking, will traumatize step parents, you: hot single female in my area, reply to catlover69 with a picture of your pet xoxo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shing Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 That's a godlike intro post there m8. Top percentage rattata ayyy. Welcome to the forum! We hope you will enjoy here and have fun! Rules are on left and server is at the top if you ever want to join. Reborn? More like Repor- *gets shot* Another lurker huh, good to see someone out of the shadow. Cool cats fam. Enjoy your reborn not lurked anymore. Seriously, hope you interact people around here and have fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spineblade Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Well hey there. Welcome to the forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Stalker Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Welcome there, Halloween! Hope you enjoy your stay at Reborn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironbound Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Welcome to Reborn! That's a very unusual introduction you've got there. I'm sure you'll enjoy your stay here. Do drop by our server for to let us know you better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Welcome to Reborn! Here are your complimentary cute animal gifs~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halloween Posted March 18, 2016 Author Share Posted March 18, 2016 @Ka-Shing hells fucking yes my rattata is like all up wallstreet and shit, eating lobster and voting for trump And, well, tbh i only lurked for two days or so before deciding that - all yes these ppl are deranged enough for me, the jury has made it's decision; bite the towel i'm going in dry. @Spineblade ey yourself gurl. Come here often, eh? @actual cannibal shia haha, dude, you should look into that cat problem of yours. Get one, then they start multiplying like cray, and soon you find yourself looking at the local animal shelters facebook pages every morning like a proper addict. And i see no cookies, are you yanking me chain here? trying to deceive new members? Are you the fucker in the beginning of the game that tried to sell me a rare Pokémon that i never saw? shit's evil @dark_stalker Something about your username makes me think you already know who i am. nice team booyah @I'm not even gonna try spelling that name out yeah totes seeya there. All that game talk thou, my gamergurrl™ street cred tops at like, neko atsume so i get all teretere from you guys. server name's makebate so if you see make hold my hand pls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halloween Posted March 18, 2016 Author Share Posted March 18, 2016 welp one more showed up @not spelling out that either nyancat 'ello English. No way you can fool me I see that .jpg file extension. but hella cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurorix Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Ahem, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmoredGuardian Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Welcome to Reborn!!!!! Dogs are better than Cats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool Girl Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Hey there! Welcome to Reborn! Hope ya enjoy your stay! (I also really like cats. I have two of my own!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkhi Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Welcome. You win on account of theming yourself. Anyway, check out the super 100% neat and Ame-approved Community Rules on your left and enjoy your time here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTim Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Hi Halloween, welcome to Reborn, beautiful cats btw, anyway enjoy your stay, check out Creative Writing section if you feel like posting fanfic, see you around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Despair Syndrome Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 thats sum gud quality intro post m8 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit Welcome to Reborn! I'll definitely remember you. And your cats. mostly your cats though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halloween Posted March 19, 2016 Author Share Posted March 19, 2016 (edited) @EXLink32 holy shit that's actually the first time I've heard Spongebobs voice. in other news, i have a new contender for fernvoice PARTY ROCKING MATE @Slimelord why would you do that to me tbh i was entirely on team dog until i accidentally got two cats. had it aaall planned out i'd have a bootyful flaffly samoeyed and we'd live happily ever after with our half-breed pupbabies, going on walks and making mixtapes to each other with songs like who let the dogs out and then i got two cats dumped in my lap like a pregnant sidebitch. bitch, geddit? anyway im still gonna live the dream with a fluffy postorder waifu someday donchu come attacking me @Cool Girl PICTURES PLEASE, i bet you do and i bet they fucking rock @Arkhi Oh my man I live by your quote there poor and miserable that is. thanks, i wrote em out and hang them above my bed gonna follow to the best of my minuscule ability to go by the rules no worries boss man i already edited out a bill cosby joke from this post @TinTin's weird cousin yeah i'll see you there if i ever finish this shit. also JESSICA JONES!! babe r u watching Daredevil yet? all my friends refuse too 'cause its a racist mess i want a watching buddy soo bad it's physically painful @senpai dude i've seen u around ur fiiinne it's ok my mom still remembers u, best night of her life thank u for keeping an old woman's bed warm xx u got me triggered btw good job Edited March 19, 2016 by Halloween Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmoredGuardian Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 @Slimelord why would you do that to me tbh i was entirely on team dog until i accidentally got two cats. had it aaall planned out i'd have a bootyful flaffly samoeyed and we'd live happily ever after with our half-breed pupbabies, going on walks and making mixtapes to each other with songs like who let the dogs out and then i got two cats dumped in my lap like a pregnant sidebitch. bitch, geddit? anyway im still gonna live the dream with a fluffy postorder waifu someday donchu come attacking me I'm...actually speechless... omg what did you do to me D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halloween Posted March 20, 2016 Author Share Posted March 20, 2016 haha, yes that metaphor slipped away from me like a soap bar in a prison shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Welcome and remember to check your sanity at the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halloween Posted March 22, 2016 Author Share Posted March 22, 2016 Sanity discarded long ago; along with my matching socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genesis Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) hay gai! Sanity is over rated, so what if you're crazy, all the best people are Edited March 22, 2016 by Genesis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwijsman Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 Greetings, your card has been recognized. Please proceed past the white picket fence and into our special insane asylum forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halloween Posted March 22, 2016 Author Share Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) @genesis i wanna buy like 7 wows. woah there mind your language, I'm not definitely crazy nuh-uh. It's called "differently normal" @what the fick is up with the unspellable names here i struggle with "restaurant" don't do this shit to me so where do i collect my $2000? Edited March 22, 2016 by Halloween Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juniper Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 I'm a bit late but I saw the title and had to ask IS IT IN THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF RATTATA?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halloween Posted March 23, 2016 Author Share Posted March 23, 2016 hells fucking yes. My Rattata took a small loan from his father and then he made himself; yachts, walls, boybands. my Rattata is dating a 21-year old Lopunny. my rattata lives in a mansion and wipes his ass with stardust. he's also a serial killer but we don't talk about that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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