SevenDeadlySins Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 When your boss threatens to fire you because he's a retarded asshole. True event (I'm currently working at a used car lot): Boss, "Go move that white SUV." Me, pointing, "That white GMC Yukon?" Boss, "Yes, thats what I said." So I go over, get in, crank it, and start putting it in reverse. The boss comes running over yelling, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? I SAID MOVE THE GOLD SUV." I then proceed to get cussed out, because apparently, I'm a worthless worker, and if I want to keep working for him, I have to listen and do exactly what he says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 When your boss threatens to fire you because he's a retarded asshole. True event (I'm currently working at a used car lot): Boss, "Go move that white SUV." Me, pointing, "That white GMC Yukon?" Boss, "Yes, thats what I said." So I go over, get in, crank it, and start putting it in reverse. The boss comes running over yelling, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? I SAID MOVE THE GOLD SUV." I then proceed to get cussed out, because apparently, I'm a worthless worker, and if I want to keep working for him, I have to listen and do exactly what he says. Isn't that what most bosses do? ... Either that, or the two of us seem to run into retarded bosses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SevenDeadlySins Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 I don't think that it's all bosses, I've worked for some pretty cool people in my time. And here's what I have been able to deduce: Mo' money = Mo' problems All the rich bosses that I've worked for are complete retards, who get pissed at you when they make a mistake. All the not-quite-so-rich bosses tend to be more level-headed and respectable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Bring tape recorder to work and let the boss do the talking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SevenDeadlySins Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Nah, one of my coworkers is about to quit (he has some better stories than mine), so since I'm leaving for Basic training in June, I'll probably wait for him to quit and quit with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 June was when I went to basic training for the second time. I never could work at a dealership though. I don't know jack about cars and I'm not into the idea of spouting words at people to try and make them buy stuff so I could earn a commission. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrus Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 When you feel out of place with everyone, and you feel like you can make no connections with anyone anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Getting blamed for things at work that I had absolutely nothing to do with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Ikaru Posted March 23, 2012 Administrators Share Posted March 23, 2012 Getting told they might have to wipe everything on your laptop in order to fix it Tidus still laughing now, Edge? >.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developers Voctrode Posted March 23, 2012 Developers Share Posted March 23, 2012 What if we took your data.. And pushed it somewhere else! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Getting all sorts of work tossed my way a little bit before the end of my shift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developers Voctrode Posted March 26, 2012 Developers Share Posted March 26, 2012 I sent this to a friend but.. it's the best worded explanation I've made thus far so.. "Consider the following: You call me your best friend, so.. Imagine if I died, right in front of you, without any warning. In your arms even, just to make it worse.Then almost a year later, you find me alive and well, but with an entire new personality. Oh, and I don't even give the slightest fuck about your existance. That's what I feel like is happening right now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Is it bad that I thought of Bill Nye the science guy when you said "consider the following"? Does this pertain to irl or someone we know here? I kinda have a tiny idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developers Voctrode Posted March 27, 2012 Developers Share Posted March 27, 2012 It's not bad, he's where I got the habit of saying that. And you definitely know him. And the real person he pretended to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuki Posted March 27, 2012 Author Share Posted March 27, 2012 just unadded ALL of my xat friends except 1 because they're douchebags and then one "If you think you can run way from it just by unfriendimg me and never going on xat, you must have forgotten I have your phone number " and apparently I need some kind of smart plan to block numbers with AT&T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Amethyst Posted March 27, 2012 Administrators Share Posted March 27, 2012 ....Does that mean you're dropping your position at the Xat place...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 It's not bad, he's where I got the habit of saying that. And you definitely know him. And the real person he pretended to be. I started picking up the little hints in your statuses. Nothing can excuse what he did. Mainly because there were far too many emotions involved. However, you just gotta get over that hump, and realize that the "real person" he pretended to be was entirely fabricated. It sucks to admit that, but it's the best course of action. Have you talked to said person about how you feel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuki Posted March 27, 2012 Author Share Posted March 27, 2012 ....Does that mean you're dropping your position at the Xat place...? Already done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Already done Que te paso? ^= What happened? Erick wants details xd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuki Posted March 27, 2012 Author Share Posted March 27, 2012 Que te paso? ^= What happened? Erick wants details xd Check the page before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I saw. Erick needs moar tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Amethyst Posted March 27, 2012 Administrators Share Posted March 27, 2012 Already done not_sure_if_like.jpg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noivy Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Everyone knows why I hate Sand teams. And Ive been seeing more and more Copy paste Smogon Grade Sand teams. The Noobitude is strong with this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuki Posted March 27, 2012 Author Share Posted March 27, 2012 I saw. Erick needs moar tho. I'm being harassed by someone who fo rsome reason feels I owe them something, when they haven't earned the privilege to eat my shit. And they've made it clear they plan to continue harassing me. I'm just concerned that, this person being the bipolar child with some sort of superiority compelx he is, he may give my number out to others with instructions to be ButtFrustrated in my general direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I'll get my boys on them if you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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