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  On 8/13/2021 at 9:00 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

ESPECIALLY when I ran into that FEAR strategy user with Rose.

Heheheheheh...it was like the stars aligned to punish him for being cheap.

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God Bless Mold Breaker and Rose in General. She really was the best thing to happen to you in this region. Also justice for Huey because I am 90 percent certain that it was that guy that knocked him out of the tournament.

 

  On 8/13/2021 at 9:00 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Thank you! You had a hand in increasing my powerlevel yourself so pat yourself on the back for me.

Yeah, I'm enjoying her run too. I never usually read other Nuzlockes but I saw hers and gave it a look on a whim. It's good stuff.

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If you get it high enough think you'll be strong enough to take on Melia?

It's great fun, Scout is the best Furret ever. Also man Drayano hacks almost look quaint in comparison to Reborn and Rejuvenation.
 

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  On 8/15/2021 at 6:19 PM, Dex said:

 

 

 

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[It's been some time sinced I played Insurgence(really enjoyed it), but in the end, the PC's father is still trapped inside our mind(kinda), right? That's kinda sad.... Wish we got get PC's father out of there, but I don't recall any postgame quest that allows the player to do that.]

 

Sean: Gender roles and that gender identity bs we have to deal with now was made up by a pedophile named John Money in the 50's anyway so it's incredibly stupid people still believe that shit today.

 

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...What? What the hell?

 

Just when I thought some people couldn't be stupider, they find ways to exceed that. With a bullet train. On rocket fuel.

That's like learning Pokemon-human relations with it's syllabus from freaking Ghetsis! Dear God.

 

 

 

Relax. I'm just messing around with you. There's no way I will be okay with torturing an innocent child. Not unlike nutcase. Though I will expose the horrid crimes her father have done, to make her hate her father. Because that's what Nyeh deserves. I could imagine the scenario:

 

PC: I regret to inform you, Neved's daughter but your father...he...

Neneh's Daughter: Yes?

PC: ...Into Pokephillia

Nimrod's Daughter: Gasp! No!

PC: Yes. And I have proof. Very graphic proof Which I totally didn't photoshop

Nipples's Daughter: *cries in anguish*

PC: He's also...into bondage.  With young teenage girls.

Nyaa's Daughter: Impossible!

PC: I wish so too. But how else can you explain the number of prison cells under his watch. He even reserved one specifically for my love Aelita.

I'm running out of terrible N names for the person's Daughter: cries even harder

PC: Not just that, he's also...into Yokai-Watch

 

...Eh, I'm sure you can make up reveal much more heinous crimes done by that person.

 

Sorry, I just really hate that certain admin. Because V13 reveal more insight on why he thought torturing Aelita is a good idea.

 

And my God, that's the most pettiest reasoning ever! What are you, a child?! Urgh, I wish he receives a very painful canonical comeuppance.

 

Although, speaking of petty, I wish I could strangle the stone statue culprits. Not because they are pretty evil. But because they are evil and petty! Seriously, I'm definitely sure the police are corrupt/idiots/both because if someone look a little deeper into most of the victims info, they'll see a glaringly obvious pattern. Because of why? Because the culprits are freaking petty as hell!

 

 

 

 

 

Sean: One of which being Gamefreak's disturbing Gen 4 attempt to out-do Gardevoir in the "make Pokemon sexy" category

 

I don't recall gen 8 having any oversexy Pokemon so maybe Gamefreak grew out of that weird phase?

 

That or because Galarians have dysfunctional penises.

 

I guess you could trick Ring Target onto an opposing enemy Pokemon, although that's extremely gimmicky and there's literally a bunch of other items that can do that job better. 

 

 

 

 

 

Sean: Go watch cartoons and play with the Pokemon equivalent of Barbies.

 

Oof. That's not gonna age well. Mainly because more and more kid cartoons are getting stupider and polluted with political crap. So go watch japanese cartoons, kids! Those oversized breats and tsunderes are good for your moral!

 

 

 

Chilling out in a cafe, what could go wrong?

 

I wasn't sarcastic by the way, there's really nothing going wrong.

 

...How do I say that without sounding sarcastic?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Reminder: There is now a Patrick Starfish show.

I have no idea what it's like but I can only assume it's god awful like everything made in the last five years.

Anyway here's a chapter about new friends and bonding the way friends should.

BY BREAKING AND ENTERING!

 

 

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Oh hey! You remembered the Caesar's War Veteran backstory! It only took like 70 or so chapters (I can't be bothered to remember when he was saved).

 

Oooooh that foreshadowing. I hope you do the Goomink quest, now.

 

Even as a Fairy/Steel, she will not stand up to Rose's wrath.

 

.....Now I'm interested in Chiller's backstory. I finally remembered that the 'CH' in his name is pronounced like 'K'.

 

It's a shame that the vaccination plotline was scrapped due to the whole......situation.

 

Also, I don't know if you have seen anything from V13/have a game to get an idea of what was changed, but Blacksteeple......wow. They actually changed it to something kinda decent. Though the new scene where Nancy dies is definitely better, in my opinion. Though I still have issues with it. Why Melia's Togekiss was just waiting in place and not picking up Nancy is way beyond me.

 

Also the point where you meet all the Xen admins. You're not just teleported there for like 5 seconds and popped away, which is nice.

 

Don't worry, you still have team Anti-Assist if they take Bladestar! They're about equally as competent as each other anyway.

 

Actually, what happens with Rune is quite interesting and you have a while to go to figure it out!

 

Does this mean that you'll let Zira gnaw on Melia a bit if she KO's a Carnivine?

 

Wouldn't antagonizing an assassin cause them to hate you more?

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What were you drinking anyways? I don't think they have alcohol in coffee shops... Unless you snuck in a thing of vodka & put it into some coffee.

I like the reference you're doing with the Empoleon!

Can't Rose &... whatever you called Mawile get along?!

I loved seeing a lot of your Pokemon's backstories! That was very well thought up.

Well... You beat up trainers (and the bad guys who for some reason give you money) so isn't that your salary?

Did people act like that when they found out Ren had a sister?

Is... being sane really a low?

...Why do you have pom poms? Know what, 2nd thought, you do whatever it is you wanna do. I don't judge... But I might make fun of you.

Torchic. Duh. Literally is a chicken. Uncultured swine. Look stuff up!

Bluster had psychic abilities and this is tripping you up!?

As long as they're over 18!... Err... It could be different since we're in Aevium.

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So you're calling Melia pretty? Alright Sean. Just remember you said that.

Hey hey! No making fun of Shaggy! He's like 1 of my favorite cartoon characters man! ZOINKS! No lie though, I have a tattoo have Shaggy zombified & the word ZOINKS! on my arm.

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  On 8/16/2021 at 10:57 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

And here's to those assassins I hired FINALLY tracking you down.

At this point, I'm starting to think they just took the money and ran.

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Fairly sure they took the money and moved to some remote island.

  On 8/16/2021 at 10:57 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

They might turn into a filthy waifu degenerate otherwise!

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Remember what I told you about men's insecurities? THIS was what I was talking about.

 

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Remember this bloke from Chapter 62? The guy who tried to tell Madame X's identity?

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We finally learn what happened to him in v13

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To form the new and improved Teen Titans you need not only orphans but superpowers too, where will you get those?

And another girl with superpowers (at least somewhat justified this time) how many is it now?

Some bonding time with your Pokemon is nice, Rose was especially cool (that Mawile is going to have an "accident" i feel) too bad i forgot half of them existed (not enough "screen time" i think)

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so about skitty line being useless i always loved its unique ability to give all its moves normal stab just that its stats are mediocre i find it funny that all it got as part of the pokemon in gen 7 that got base boosts only 20 speed for a whopping 400 overall 

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  On 8/18/2021 at 12:50 AM, nepeta100 said:

so about skitty line being useless i always loved its unique ability to give all its moves normal stab just that its stats are mediocre i find it funny that all it got as part of the pokemon in gen 7 that got base boosts only 20 speed for a whopping 400 overall 

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Sean: Wasn't the person behind that Nim and Crescent?

Actually that's spoilers nevermind.

 

It's...much more complicated than that. Leet's just say there are other people involved and instigated this whole stone thing. Besides, there's no way I would strangle Nim. I still care for her despite her...edgelord phase? Crescent on the other hand...

 

 

Oh, a Wailord? Forshadowing? Although I really want to see what's your future reaction to that certain quest. I found it quite fun. Extremely weird, but fun. Wish I could say the same for most of the bizarre stuff in Rejuvenation. 

 

 

 

Speaking of Flora...I don't think it's ever explained why Flora decide to clam up.. Considering v13 revealations, Flora doesn't have anything to do with Rune's dissapearance. So what's with the tight lips?

 

Speaking of v13, without going into spoilers, my reaction to v13 story can be summed up as:

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...Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

 

Like, we all know for a long time, Rejuvenation story is straight up bonkers, and it should be no surprise. Yet somehow, v13 still manage to astound me. Despite the fact technically a lot of questions are answered, the answers are;

 

so confusing

 

so convoluted

 

and so Bizarre!

 

To the point I wonder if I'm accidentally high while going through the story. On the plus side, Angie somehow manage to look even hotter, depsite being insane and a milf

 

 

...You know, I didn't expect you to like cute things. I know you always refer to Rose as cute, but I thought you meant 'cute' as 'super strong'.

 

Not saying it's wrong though. Cuteness is the most dangerous weapon after all. 

 

 

 

Hmm...I smell love in the air. And it smells like hot lavender...

 

 

 

...I'm not sure what the heck that white thing is. The only thing I could think of is a laptop, but it looks so weird. That, and there's already a separate sprite for a laptop.

 

Sean: Or god forbid, someone who identifies themselves a "gaymer" as in a gay gamer.

Like holy shit what went wrong in your life that you needed to make that distinction?

 

Perhaps the same horrible thing that happened to people who grew up and decided to hate straights? No joke, I'd seen people on social media that despises people that make up 99% of the world's population. I'm not being homo-hating by stating that statistic, that's literal common sense! Seriously though, for these kind of people, Keep your family problems to yourself, dude!....girl...helicopter...

 

Although there's a possibilaty there are simply trolls(who are bad at trolling), but then again this is the Internet....

 

So I'm guessing you'll be third wheeling this lovely duo as they go to the threatre in next chapter? Because I'm very interested in your....reactions when you get to the theatre...

 

 

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  On 8/16/2021 at 10:57 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

This motherfucker thinks he's funny...

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Now now, no need to talk about yourself like that.

 

Also, after reading the new chapter of Pika's run . . . Fuuuuck that went downhill fast. Oh this arc isn't going to go well at all. . . . 


 

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I'm sure caeser is fine

or at least copes better then most

 

......what the fuck does jan think podcasts are

 

I assume jan wanted to reveal why she bames herself but then he forgot he wrote that scene or something

 

man I wish dc marketed the titans better, they beat satan on their first major storyline they're basically equal with the league

 

 

 

 

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No haha funny stupid nonsense here today, friends.

Kinda on a tight schedule this week so have this short little fart of a chapter to compensate.

 

 

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Was it really because of Covid?

That's fucking lame, who cares about if what happens in a game accidentally mirrors real-life long before real-life did it?

It should have been removed because it was dumb to let Melia decide for the player to get an injection when she doesn't know shit about us.

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Gotta agree with you there. Just put a sidenote in somewhere saying that it was done a couple years before Covid, and he should be fine, but w/e

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(Rant)

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Each to their own, I suppose. I didn't like that the MC was leaving behind their mother, but I understand a bit of it? We know she's a competent trainer (as shown through our battles with grunts while she's our teammate) and that we've worn out Yveltal (if you've beaten it). Though the fact that other people can fly on their pokemon makes me wonder why she doesn't hitch a ride on one of the side character's flyers while Sylveon puts up the Barrier, and returns the Barrier when it's broken, but that's a thing for not in these comments.

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Is it? Do people actually like those fuckers now?

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It flashes up their portraits and makes them more memorable, to me at least. I don't like any of 'em, but it helps me remember Neved and Nastasia (Don't care enough to check if that's the right spelling) when they become plot-relevant again. Also the mid-chapter pop-in's to them hanging out characterizes them more? I guess?

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Shut the fuck up, Lspaceship.

I will NOT be relegated to only fighting side-quest bad guys!

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It was just a suggestion, and at least you'd get wins against them.

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Far too many of you are okay with letting a young woman be mauled by a lion and that worries me.

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Does it make you feel better to know that it's only one specific young woman?

 

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Ah, so you have a job if this whole 'ruling Aevium with an iron fist' thing doesn't work out. Good, everyone needs a good heckler.

 

It's OK, Lord Sean, crying is not just for the weak.

 

There must only be one.

 

Huey, never change. Ever.

 

To this day, I have no clue who these people are! It's quite irritating.

 

I do love that they call you 'muteopath'. It's quite nice to be recognized for our tendencies.

 

And now there's this pain in the ass. Forgot his name, sorry if that's against his rules.

 

I so wish at so many points that we could disrespect the rules of this game. Doing a V13 full playthrough with a Feraligatr makes me want to unleash the murder-croc at so many points. I'm sure you feel the same way with Rose.

 

You're right! She did take the guy from the quiz quest!

 

And answers won't come for a LONG while! Welcome back to Rejuvenation, viewers!

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  On 8/22/2021 at 3:59 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

The fuck? I only gave them twenty bucks each!

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Maybe that's why they ran?


 

 

  On 8/22/2021 at 3:59 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Gotta annoy some nameless people with huge amounts of filler after all.

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Doesn't matter how much filler you throw at me, I (and the plot) will still linger.

 

 

 

I will never get people trying to enable Zira's taste for human flesh.

 

 

 

Anyway, Spoilers for v13 below

 

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So many questions but very few answers this chapter...well most of the game is like this

I wonder if you'll get your revenge this time or if they'll get away

What? A normal love story? in this game? The world is going mad i tell you

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How fast can tickets sell if the show is literally performing the same day you found the tickets?

Well actually, whenever the person goes over to the chair to sit down, it magically disappears. Everyone else is standing up as well.

I'm gonna hide behind a table before you destroy everything else around me.

Ummm... You want them to get high? Why would you want them to do that?

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  On 8/22/2021 at 3:59 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

But Desolation doesn't sound too bad.

Shame my attempted Nuzlocke failed because of that fucking Skill Link Aipom.

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It's got some of the same writing issues Reborn and Rejuvenation has. But at the very least there's only 12 gym leaders instead of 18. Plus none of them have died and invalidated their badges, so that's good. Also it actually let's you catch a legendary Pokemon. Granted its just Articuno but that's a step up from the other games.

 

  On 8/22/2021 at 3:59 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

And all that fucker can win are tropical island leagues too. Disgraceful.

Au contraire, it's a lot better. A 21 year old dating say a 17 year old is a bit odd but nothing too bad.

When we started there was only a 4 year age gap between me and say, Veronica but now in under two months it's going to be a ten year age gap. But I defy you to find me a 27 year old that wouldn't sleep with an 18 year old. I DEFY YOU DEX.

 

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Yeah 21 on 17 isn't too bad, but 27 on 18 is more than likely gonna get some odd glances. As long as there's consent among both parties, I don't think I'd go for it myself.

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Enjoy a nice cup of "coffee" as we settle down and talk to our friends about last chapter.

And then sleep.

Precious sleep.

The last 7 chapters took place in the same fucking day, the player REALLY needs it.

 

 

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  On 8/27/2021 at 12:21 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

You just can't trust assassins to murder a guy they have absolutely no information on anymore.

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Mostly because there IS no information. I doubt anyone would recognize me out of a crowd.

  On 8/27/2021 at 12:21 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

I'm sure it's some stupid nonsense bullshit like "Humans spliced with Ditto Dna or Zoroarks that learned to speak"

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  On 8/27/2021 at 12:21 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

I'm going to be stuck with KAREN for the rest of my life!

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Why would you want to leave your darling wife, Little Dove?

 

 

BTW the link to Chapter 53 in the Table of Contents still links to Tapatalk.

 

SNAKEWOOD WHEN

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-gasp!- Trouble!? Can we make it double!?

But... You can't die? At least, not now.

It's time for you to start liking Veronica!

Goodra... is best... Dragon... EVER!

Hmmm... I guess that would work. You'd just come back to life afterwards.

I feel like you've told future events in the past anyways. So it doesn't affect anything in the present... See what I did there? Ehh? Ehh? ;)

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