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  On 9/24/2021 at 4:42 PM, No name said:

I don't think I quite follow this apotheosis plan you have for Smearagle.

 

Yveltal uses Decimation, Smeargle survives with Sash, Use Sketch then what? If you click it Yveltal still outspeeds and kills you.

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Switch in to another Pokemon, let it die, then switch into a Pokemon with Focus Sash and use Mirror Coat.

Either that or another Focus Sash mon with Destiny Bond.

 

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  On 9/24/2021 at 5:25 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Switch in to another Pokemon, let it die, then switch into a Pokemon with Focus Sash and use Mirror Coat.

Either that or another Focus Sash mon with Destiny Bond.

 

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Ah. So your plan involves at least 1 sacrifice. Somehow I'm not surprised that you are the type of person to sacrifice lives for apotheosis.

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  On 9/24/2021 at 8:19 PM, No name said:

I'm fairly sure Mirror Coat doesn't work against the new way Decimation functions

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No it doesn't work because I forgot Yveltal is a dark type and Mirror Coat is a psychic move.

SO. The new plan will be:

1) Send Smeargle (Focus Sash) to Sketch the move.

2) Swap for Pathetic the Unown or whoever else so they can die and save the next Pokemon taking a hit

3) Send in a Pokemon with a very high Special Defense that's holding a Ring Target and have it use Trick or Switcheroo so the Yveltal is now vulnerable to Psychic types moves.

4) THEN let THAT Pokemon die, so Chiller or whoever I have with Mirror Coat can reflect the damage back and kill Yveltal.

 

EDIT: This plan works but now I've realised that the whole thing is fucking pointless since Decimation has a Power Level of 100 now and isn't an insta-kill move anymore. Which is scary from a Yveltal...but not a Smeargle.

So I'm changing the title of the chapter.

FUCK.

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  On 9/24/2021 at 11:44 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

No it doesn't work because I forgot Yveltal is a dark type and Mirror Coat is a psychic move.

SO. The new plan will be:

1) Send Smeargle (Focus Sash) to Sketch the move.

2) Swap for Pathetic the Unown or whoever else so they can die and save the next Pokemon taking a hit

3) Send in a Pokemon with a very high Special Defense that's holding a Ring Target and have it use Trick or Switcheroo so the Yveltal is now vulnerable to Psychic types moves.

4) THEN let THAT Pokemon die, so Chiller or whoever I have with Mirror Coat can reflect the damage back and kill Yveltal.

 

EDIT: This plan works but now I've realised that the whole thing is fucking pointless since Decimation has a Power Level of 100 now and isn't an insta-kill move anymore. Which is scary from a Yveltal...but not a Smeargle.

So I'm changing the title of the chapter.

FUCK.

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Hahaaahahahahahahahah....!

 

 

Seriously though, If I can see through your plans then they are probably trash in the first place.

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  On 9/25/2021 at 9:55 AM, No name said:

 

Seriously though, If I can see through your plans then they are probably trash in the first place.

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The 2019 plan was SOUND before V13, you little shit. And this one works too.

But there's just no fucking point doing them anymore. It's not worth the trouble.

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Jan: (Sitting on a throne of dead skeletons, with black devil horns and hellfire burning in the ground)

 

Jan: Nyeheheh! You think you're safe? Just you'll wait. In version 30, you won't be facing an ordinary Yveltal oh no, no, no. You'll be facing Yveltal...as a rift boss. With 10 shields! And buff stats! And items aren't usable, so you're focus sashes are USELESS!!! Nobody would be safe from my BS, the BS that will outBS all the other BSs. 

 

Nyeheheh.

NYEHEHEH.

NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

 

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...What do you mean that's not what Jan sounds like? In-game Jan already(or will be) commit physhology torture. Then again, that's against a Team Xen scum so....

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who uses their first name for their professor title

have they learned nothing from professor oak

 

wow all that effort for nothing

rip past sean

at least theres always the spore option?

 

poor madelis she keeps getting molested by her bosses

not even she deserves that

 

 

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  On 9/24/2021 at 2:45 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Well whatever. I don't think I get much new viewers anyway. You all know what this shit is about.

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Yep it's been about the same 10 people or so for the last couple of years at this point. I think the sheer length (heh) might scare people off, I was lucky enough to latch on during the hiatus between Part 1 and Part 2, gave me plenty of time to read through.

 

  On 9/24/2021 at 2:45 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

I've seen that image so many times but I never knew that the Arbok fucking SURVIVED!

How the hell did it do that?

Did someone just slap a ditto between the two halves and fuse it back together?

 

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I legit have no idea. It shows up several chapters later perfectly whole, though it may just have been a different one.

 

  On 9/24/2021 at 2:45 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

This chapter is basically her big day out.

Hahaha what the fuck? I had no idea that's what happened to it in the end. I kinda drifted off the anime when they went through Kanto again for the Battle Frontier.

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Eyup. Ash trades Aipom to Dawn, since the little monkey likes contests so much. It evolved then got into Ping Pong so much that Dawn gave her away so she could fufill her "dreams". It's honestly the dumbest possible thing that could have happened, which is a shame because the monkey kicked ass in pretty much every battle she was in.

 

  On 9/24/2021 at 2:45 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Like...does it happen in the new content of V13 or is she better in the early game?

Because I don't really want the latter, I liked her being terrible so I could rag on her for being so terrible.

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She's better in early game and onwards (not by much, but they at least have her start to acknowledge how much of a shit she is, so there's that). They also make it so that you fight Venam before you go off on your little field trip with Melia, which makes the whole Gearen city arc flow MUCH better.


 

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How bad do you think the human trafficking scene is in the Pokemon world? Like we know Pokemon black markets exist but what else?

You think there's human Pokeballs lurking around in the darkest underworlds?

Anyway, here's the chapter.

Enjoy it and try to remember that this is a game about magical animals and real world problems don't exist here.

 

 

 

 

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Just let Zira follow her dreams without ruining her late-night snacks. Besides, I thought you'd want to be done with Veronica. At least if she was eaten you wouldn't have to deal with this stupidity from her. Only Lavender's.

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Wake up Sean! Your Pokemon, my comments, all the time and effort you spent writing this "run" none of it is real, you're currently in a hospital after experiencing what we call a Meliaout, a pretty serious condition but there is still hope, some claim that hypnotherapy works so in 3..2..1..wake up!

And my favorite NPC in this whole region is back! I almost hope for Karen to go berserk and demolish half of the city.

The Melia&friends group grows once more, at this rate by endgame you'll have like a hundred angsty teenagers following you.

Don't blame Lavender for being stupid she's actually more intelligent than the average person in this godforsaken region.

When will you finally let Zira have a snack? It's just Venam, who cares?

 

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Funny how life works

you think your enemies sent you a bomb but it turns out to be your crazy wife mailing herself from a different dimeinsion

will wonders never cease

 

everyone know enabling awful people to keep talking will never lead to anything bad happeneing

god huey its like you dont even tumblr

 

that edit reminds me

where's our cart racing spinoff TPC

you dipped into gatcha and mobas theres no depth you wont sink this IP to at this point

 

 

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And the answer for who's my Pokemon with filter is....hmm, is it a spoiler if I described the fanmade Regional form added to this game? I doubt you get this particular regional form, unless Nuzlocke allows you to revisit a previous area that has been revamped due to version changes and catch a Pokemon there. Ah, well. I just put it in spoilers:

 

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Thanks for the advice, Derogatory Trainer. I'll be sure to take it to heart.

 

Now I just need to get RNG on my side. Do you know where I can sacrifice some Wooloo?

 

Hmm, I don't recall if v13 ever mentioned Saki used to be a West Gearen gym leader. Or maybe I miss it?

 

Eagle's are awesome...I love them. Which is why Corviknight's and Skarmory's my favourite. Aside from, you know, steel types.

 

Karen might also train Psychic types as well. Because psychic powers? And Garufan LunaRock fusion?

 

 

Actually, I have a theory. What if each elite 8 member specializes in two types?

 

Tesla has a Talonflame and a Charizard. Karen maybe uses a LunaRock fusion. 

 

"Wouldn't that make Tesla weak to stealth rock?" Someone might say. Ehem, field effects?

 

As for the other Elite 8,...I'm still don't know what type they use. v13 revealed 2 more Elite 8, but their battlestyles are unknown. Hmm, I require more information...

 

You aren't really fond of remakes, are you?...That's fair. It's hard for remakes to recapture the magic of the classics. Just like the new Advance Wars remake coming up. I'm MEGA excited when I heard Advance Wars is returning this year. Because the last Advance War game...is TEN years ago! For a while, I thought the fandom would be dead! But I'm not really fond of the 3d battle animations. Looks waaay too toyish. 

 

The animation when they use their powers is awesome though. Can't wait to see what the villains' power animations look like.

 


Sean: Get a man who'll look at you like Huey looks at Lavender, ladies.

 

Me: *Chanting HueyxLavender repeatedly in the background, as a shipper would do*

 

I find it impressive, Derogatory that you managed to give Venam the medicine while wrestling Zira. You truly care for Melia, huh?

 

Burn him hotter, Zira. Wipe away any trace of sympathy for Melia.

 

Don't, uh, eat Melia though. I'm not like the other readers, who are clearly shoulders on Sean's devils, chanting how Zira should eat Melia. When Derogatory says 'no', he means 'no' guys!

 

 

Did getting beaten repeatedly by Sean made Venam smarter? She keeps making sense in this episode! Wish that would happen to other characters though...

 

But if Venam becomes more sensible, does this mean this is the start of her redemption? But, but, but how am I supposed to make fun of her after this?

 

Venam: It seems pretty odd for someone like you to just wander the streets past midnight.

 

You know, if I never played this game, and someone showed me this scene ouf of context, I'd probably thought Lavender is up to some....naughty stuff. 

 

What? Nightime on the street is when lots of naughty stuff happen!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  On 10/2/2021 at 1:53 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

10 or so repliers anyway. I'd be very worried for your mental healths if you were reading the run two hundred times each to make up the near 2000 view increase between this chapter and the last.

Shit, really? I was hoping people would be attracted by the high views and think "well this must be good". 

I always like replying to new commenters too...such a shame.

My next question is where the hell some of the old commenters went? DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG!?

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Yeah, it's mostly the same people replying. Hey at least it means you have a consistent base! 

Also I do go back a read an old chapter for the hell of it. The whole Valor Mountain climb is still probably my favorite set of chapters in the run.

Yeah a lot of names I noticed on the old Taptalk forum flat out don't post anymore. They're probably dead. . . or just moved on/real life got in the way. Either or.

 

  On 10/2/2021 at 1:53 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Oh well THAT makes a lot more sense than wasting time when Melia's being hunted down.

Does Karrina still fucking keep the Rock Smash Tm though? That part never made sense to me.

Like who the fuck let her keep that from people?

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Nope, that bit is gone. You, Ren, and Venam get rid of the Xen grunts in Gearan then board the train to Sheridan village.  Honestly that whole section with the first 4 gyms has changed pretty radically. It honestly looks great.

 

  On 10/2/2021 at 1:53 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Hey, better than Reborn at least? Important character wise at least.

All of those people are pretty much fucked in the head.

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Honestly I wouldn't want to live in either Region, though at least Reborn is upfront about all the crazies running around.

 

  On 10/2/2021 at 1:53 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

She is literally my only source of Full Restores in this game later on.

I wish I powerleveled her to 90 before the Level Cap restriction came into place though. Then I'd have a 30% chance instead of a 10% one.

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Can you even buy Full Restores at this point, its honestly astounding if not at the levels your at now.

 

  On 10/2/2021 at 1:53 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

I did some copy-pasting of the Madame X fight in RPG Maker when I came up with it to test it out and it actually fucking worked.

Even the V13 version of the plan that I said above to No-Name worked.

But alas. Completely pointless.

I'd steal Melia's OP Gilded Arrows if I could but because it hits twice I don't think Sketchy would survive even with Focus Sash.

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Maybe if you find a way to lower the Special Attack of the mon using it ahead of time? Enough to keep Beret alive for those two hits barring crits of course.

 


 

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It is with a heavy heart that I post the link above.

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I never wanted it to come to this...*sob*

OH POOR VERONICA VASELINE!

 

 

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  On 10/7/2021 at 7:21 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

As much as I'd like too (not much really) how the fuck do we continue the Nuzlocke/story without Melia?

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Like I ask that as a genuine question.

TELL ME.

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Well, people who have played the game and know things would know how we would do that but I'll put it in spoilers for people too sensible lazy to play this game.

 

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  On 10/7/2021 at 7:21 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

At least I can get Aevium Milotic. But I think that's the only one who's capture area I haven't already used.

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That one is a gift mon, you ditz! A gift from Jan, at that!

  On 10/7/2021 at 7:21 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Marianette turns you into a bird?

The FUCK is going on in that version?

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I think you have to wear a maid outfit or something for that section of the game now. Idk, I haven't played it in v13.

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Wait, you're taking my suggestions about Zira as sincere? I need to work on my digital literacy then. This was all supposed to be sarcastic. And I don't know, just continue obliterating Team Xen, now that they're demoralized by the loss of Melia?

 

Also, about the 'Oh mah gerd she's stone!' I honestly don't really care that much? I played through this originally on v12, and she's not really a sympathetic character? She didn't change that much until after this, so it's just a 'meh' reaction, because I didn't care about Melia during a v12 run of it, either. It was just something I'd have to solve.

 

 And now, for our favorite creepy twins, Alice and Allen! They're honestly better than Melia and Veronica, IMO. Also I kind of actually want to see you try to feed them to Zira, as their plot-armor is more funny than frustrating, compared to the other two! And remember: Dream a dream so grand it becomes a nightmare!

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Into the World of Dreams! Wooooo....meh this game tried (almost) everything at this point, what's next? Hell? As for nightmares the Puppet Master is probably a Darkrai (or has one)

30? Forget obese these kids should be dead (unless they are just Unowns in disguise) still it was a funny scene

What? Venam got turned to stone?

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Was this really meant as a sad moment? After all her screwups? Honestly I'm just sad it won't last because plot armor (the stone jokes were ok)

 

I haven't cried in like 18 years (i think) "toxic masculinity" at it's best

 

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