rejuvenation The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3 Finale: Remember, I Wuv You (05/12/23)

[Z..]

Quote

And as the new kid I have to beat up the biggest guy here to establish dominance.

I did it on Blacksteeple and I'll do it again here god dammit

Didn't you lose to Madame X though.

 

Quote

You guys are like my nameless cronies who laugh cruelly in the background while I bully these NPCs.

Congrats

Wow what an honor

 

Quote

I just don't trust women that go by only one letter.

I'm sure you can guess why.
 

Good thing im male, otherwise you would probably be trying to strangle me through the computer.

Cyrus only fucked off to another universe in the anime I think. In the games he is just Giratina prisoner although he probably likes it so idk if that would even be a punishment.

You know wouldn't that "art piece" be grey since thats the color that represents loneliness according to a quick google search anyways.

[Dragon Emperor]

On 2/23/2022 at 5:24 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

But in game...I'd still say I'd win.

I've got my own hax after all.

Oh yeah.Adrest exists.But awaken him first.Only then will the legendary battle be on equal grounds.The battle will be on an even larger scale than 

Thinking noises

Goku vs Jiren?

Also,the Underground Mafia is... I dunno,trash?Like,they take trash to add to the pile.I think they are responsible for all the Garbodors of the world.They are trying to make the world a stinkhole and give Melia a gas mask so that nobody can stand against her

Edited February 24, 2022 by Dragon Emperor

[Dragon Emperor]

On 2/23/2022 at 5:24 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

I thought we were talking about irl. I'm pretty sure I could beat six 18 year old girls irl.

You can probably beat 3 Jans in real life.But Melia does not exist

[Dragon Emperor]

On 2/23/2022 at 5:24 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

No, just bad at her job.

Btw,what do you think of reborn's police force,specifically the ones till the factory.

And where would Saphira be on the Best Girl list

[Dragon Emperor]

On 2/23/2022 at 5:24 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

And I missed that?

...

FUCK.

Probably.I dunno if he is still around.He's at Oceana Pier,if you wanna check.

[No name]

20 hours ago, Z.. said:

Didn't you lose to Madame X though.

No. Dero beat Yveltal but had to flee due to Madame X being Madame X

[Z..]

1 hour ago, No name said:

No. Dero beat Yveltal but had to flee due to Madame X being Madame X

Oh right I forgot she was actually beatable. To bad she is like a super human and won anyways.

[J-Awesome_One]

Ahh. Well I work at Chewy so... too late for me I suppose.

Hmmm... I never considered Dylan either of those things. I would say more Secret Elite 8 member out of those options though because of... reasons.

Why haven't you spent 20 minutes running around to build up Buckethead's friendship to evolve him?

Make that "sop's" cashier's hair a little more darker & by god! That'd be you in the game!

Umm... 66.6 is still failing.

[YinYang9705]

you know nature changing being illegal is a funny joke now that we got mints

just makes the psychology fuckers look stupid

 

most modern artists live off porn or gatcha commissions anyways so maybe he just thought his dignity was worth more then drawn lewds

unfortunately for him it wasnt

 

I cant believe jan added left for dead monsters into his pokemon fanfiction does he have no shame

 

[Dex]

Spoiler

On 2/23/2022 at 8:24 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Must be from how often this game kicks your butt.

There'd be no pain if that was the case.

I kick the game's butt. Sure I lose Pokemon but I STILL win.

It's more spirit breaking than buttkicking.

 

God at this point I imagine your spirit is held together by duct tape and spite.

 

On 2/23/2022 at 8:24 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

I think only Facebook is doing a better job.

Sorry I mean only "Meta" is doing a better job at shooting themselves in the foot than youtube.

Metaverse, aka a worse and more expensive VR chat. Good goin' Zucky.

 

On 2/23/2022 at 8:24 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

I chose not to read it. I'm sorry but I've done so well so far that I just can't.

Hopefully I'm wrong though because god damn do we not need anymore fucking angst from that girl.

That's fair, this stuff is kinda best experienced first hand. Some of the stuff going on is wild.

 

On 2/23/2022 at 8:24 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

In comparison to Dylan, definitely. I'm the more grounded one out of the main cast even with my jokes.

I think it was the health recovery that REALLY spooked me. It was an absolute SLOG of a battle.

And boy is that saying something.

Just imagine the battle is probably worse in V13.

 

On 2/23/2022 at 8:24 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Jan'll probably remove it from the game entirely.

But he can't remove it from my heart.

...

Neither can he remove that Madame X in an earlier version named her sword after a Kill la Kill character.

And literally did that thing where the edgy anime character says "And now with my sword, Senketsuken, I will slay my enemy"

Nancy was killed by a weeb.

The sheer cringe killed Nancy, the sword through the heart was just a double tap.

 

On 2/23/2022 at 8:24 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Well you're automatically getting sent to the Air Mines for trying to defend him.

Hope you like the absolute drudgery of trying to mine air.

I made my choice, I stand my defense of technicalities! 

 

On 2/23/2022 at 8:24 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Reminds me of that stupid Iron Sky movie where the Nazi's in 1945 escaped to a moon base and attacked in 2018.

Only thing I remember about that movie is Angeline Jolie with an eyepatch and that's about it. 

 

 

Spoiler

The Underground. Full of the poor, the forgotten, and plenty of whiners/posers. At least Dylan is decent enough to be around so far. 

 

This place is likely gonna burn when the big Team Xen plan goes into effect, hell it's a death trap already apparently.

 

It's be boring if your team was all "Yes Master", "Right Away Master", etc.  Also you are more or less Rose's dad or big brother at the very least. Let alone all the other mons you hatched.

 

The whole Nature changing thing would be viable if you had any kind of control over it. Imagine going in and getting a worse nature for your mon. Also you know moral wrongness and all that.

 

I always just assumed there was an empty void behind that door to your room. Maybe you can leave when you finish the run in about 20 years, assuming we haven't gone into WW3 by then.

 

Melia Cubed sounds like your nightmare and Venam's dream come true. Sad part is that it is kinda possible all things considered.

 

You and Rose sitting awkwardly in the dark sums up this adventure more or less. 

 

 

 

 

[Hakimblue99]

Man. Getting infected sucks. Thanks a lot, vaccine. 

 

Cue Doctor types ready to use Outrage

 

Ah well, could be worse. I could be dead.  

 

You know, from the first impressions, Dylan sounds like a damn serial killer. Thankfully, we later learn out that isn't the case. But sheesh, the vibes he gives early on are freaky.

 

Unless v14 drops a bombshell where Dylan is some sort of serial killer with his alternate persona and stores their corpse under his house.

 

What? This is Rejuvenation. Weirder/Edgier things have happened.

 

Man, I hate those overanalyzing art/fiction types. The type of people who probably think every art is political. The kind of people who think the horny Shakespeare is  a masterpiece(A fact that I just learned recently). Like, not everything has some grand meaning or crap. 

 

Analyzer: Oooh look! The sunset indicates bla bla bla emotion bla bla bla tragedy bla bla bla end of-

 

Author: Err...no. The sunset is....just sunset.

 

This is why I don't really buy into that "death of author" whatever. That everyone can interpret art in any way. That's just...wrong.

 

Because by that logic, people can interpret Thomas the Kids Show as a facist/dystopian/whatever nightmare. Which is an incredibly re******************m*d*r*t*r*re***************  thing to do. Like, so stupid. Like, if you unironically say that you need to get your brain checked.

 

Like, I meet someone who, unironically, in 2022, on Twatter, said that Thomas the freaking Tank Engine is fascist! You wish I was kidding!

"Oh noes, those trains are forced to work endlessly! And they get threatened by scrap if they don't perform well! Oh how cruel!"

 

Gee, I wonder why. Maybe because they are literal metal machines? That's what they are build for? What else do you expect a locomotive to do? Be Chugginton?

 

Like, am I weird for not being sacred of Thomas when I was a kid? I watch the classic episodes just fine, no hiding under the blankets....okay, maybe the episode where Number Green 3 thought a ghost haunted a lonely station and opened some gates did spooked me. And there is the canonical fact in the original books that thousands of steam locomotives got scrapped...

 

Okay, so Thomas and Friends is kinda grim at times....especially since there's several canonical characters that barely avoided the cutter's flamethrower. And since they are steel types, fire is well, duh. But these rather dark stuff has nothing to do with facism/authoritarian/dystopian crap. Thomas and his machine pals is still an innocent kids show by the end of the day.

 

 

Then again, that "thomas is fascist" person also unironically said that kid shows that teaches morals is propaganda/political or some crap. So that should give you an insight into his IQ. 

 

 

 

Ominous fortune telling is ominous...Hmm? Wait a second. I seem to see another prophecy? Hmm...this says...you're gonna go balistics on Team Bladestar? Because they stole someone's eyes? What's that all about?

 

So have you seen the new Gen 9 trailer? Thoughts about the starters? How many Pokemon do you think will get Dexited? How dated will the graphics look? And most importantly,

 

How much lazier do you think GameFreak can get? Even lazier than "Hur dur, les mek Pokeman bIg"

 

[DerogatoryTrainer]

https://nuzlockeforums.com/forum/threads/the-terribly-titled-nuzlocke-of-pokemon-rejuvenation-part-3-chapter-131-eye-spy.1076/page-70#post-866712

 

It's finally here. Uploaded for you.

Won't be any more for now, as I've got the flu!

...

Well it's just a cold but I still feel shitty.

And when I'm sick, I don't feel pretty.

...

Okay I'm going to stop now because I don't I never will.

...

Wonder if this is a side-effect, of me being ill?

FUCK.

 

Replies:

Spoiler

On 2/23/2022 at 8:45 PM, Gaunt said:

Oh hey it's the 7th street ripoff i wondered when we'll see something like it...not enough drugs imo

You really should grind a little or we'll see many more deaths in the near future

Hmm Macross has a point didn't like every ship/train/car you've been on crash or got damaged somehow? Except the fast travel dude....yeah maybe stay away from complex machinery?

....after seeing what's outside your room i'm beginning to think you're trapped in the Silent Hill nightmare world and i'm not very familiar with the games so good luck?

Modern art is fine (if we consider videogames to be part of it) but i agree abstract "art" is utter garbage (figuratively and in some cases literally) 

You won't be satisfied unless there's a least twenty people lying in the gutter injecting Heracrossoin or snorting Methapods, will you?

Naaaaahhhhhh...NAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH...Be fiiiiiine.

Reginald the Truck Guy never crashed while he was carting me around the first island! So I guess cars are okay but buses, trains and ships aren't. Maybe it's part of my curse? I can't leave Aevium by any means.

I've never played those games myself so it's not a reference to that...but it IS plot relevant.

Modern art nowadays tends to BE the abstract shit or graffiti. God do I hate the art world.

On 2/23/2022 at 10:52 PM, Z.. said:

On 2/23/2022 at 10:52 PM, Z.. said:

Quote

And as the new kid I have to beat up the biggest guy here to establish dominance.

I did it on Blacksteeple and I'll do it again here god dammit

Didn't you lose to Madame X though.
I categorically did NOT lose. I had to retreat because of a cutscene again.

I wouldn't be shouting about how I've never lost to anyone in this game if I did lose to her.
 

Quote

You guys are like my nameless cronies who laugh cruelly in the background while I bully these NPCs.

Congrats

Wow what an honor
That it is.

Now when I'm not around make sure to stuff any nerds you see into lockers.

Call them Poindexter too. It never fails to break their spirits for DARING to come from a better family than us.
 

Quote

I just don't trust women that go by only one letter.
I'm sure you can guess why.

Good thing im male, otherwise you would probably be trying to strangle me through the computer.

Cyrus only fucked off to another universe in the anime I think. In the games he is just Giratina prisoner although he probably likes it so idk if that would even be a punishment.

You know wouldn't that "art piece" be grey since thats the color that represents loneliness according to a quick google search anyways.

YOU'RE PART OF IT AREN'T YOU, Z!?!? ALONG WITH V, DUKE W, MADAME X AND LADY Y! I TRUSTED YOOOOUUUU! 

Cyrus's fate and motivations will always confuse and befuddle the mentally sane. Best not think about it anymore.

I literally don't know. I'm just basing the blue thing off the crap I had to learn in 6th Year English Class for Poetry.

God I fucking hate poetry.

 

On 2/24/2022 at 9:25 AM, Dragon Emperor said:

 

On 2/24/2022 at 9:25 AM, Dragon Emperor said:

On 2/23/2022 at 1:24 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

But in game...I'd still say I'd win.

I've got my own hax after all.

Oh yeah.Adrest exists.But awaken him first.Only then will the legendary battle be on equal grounds.The battle will be on an even larger scale than 

Thinking noises

Goku vs Jiren?

Also,the Underground Mafia is... I dunno,trash?Like,they take trash to add to the pile.I think they are responsible for all the Garbodors of the world.They are trying to make the world a stinkhole and give Melia a gas mask so that nobody can stand against her

 

Well I don't know if Adrest is hax or not, I was referring to my immortality more than anything else.

That...is a large leap in logic to make it all Melia's fault but I won't deny the possibility.

On 2/24/2022 at 9:33 AM, Dragon Emperor said:

On 2/23/2022 at 1:24 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

No, just bad at her job.

Btw,what do you think of reborn's police force,specifically the ones till the factory.

And where would Saphira be on the Best Girl list

They're not very involved with all the shit going on in the region but I guess they're somewhat competent? They caught the train bomber almost immediately and you can't really be expected to expect Beryl Ward to explode into vines...they're better than most Pokemon cops at least.

Honestly? The Best Girl list doesn't even fucking exist in that game. They're ALL either terrible or an actual child.

Saphira is closest to being okay but I'd say the Best Girl is a Female Taka. 

 

On 2/24/2022 at 7:17 PM, No name said:

No. Dero beat Yveltal but had to flee due to Madame X being Madame X

STRATEGIC RETREAT.

 

On 2/24/2022 at 10:33 PM, J-Awesome_One said:

Ahh. Well I work at Chewy so... too late for me I suppose.

Hmmm... I never considered Dylan either of those things. I would say more Secret Elite 8 member out of those options though because of... reasons.

Why haven't you spent 20 minutes running around to build up Buckethead's friendship to evolve him?

Make that "sop's" cashier's hair a little more darker & by god! That'd be you in the game!

Umm... 66.6 is still failing.

Don't know that company but I guess you make chewing gum?

Are those reasons because that's absolutely what he is? I was spoiled about that when I went to download his character art off the wiki so I could make memes.

Why walk, when you have ice-cream? As for why I didn't do that yet...ehhhh...

In what world is 66.6% a fail? You know more than half of the material if you get that. On this side of the planet a fail grade is below 40%

On 2/25/2022 at 12:04 AM, YinYang9705 said:

you know nature changing being illegal is a funny joke now that we got mints

just makes the psychology fuckers look stupid

 

most modern artists live off porn or gatcha commissions anyways so maybe he just thought his dignity was worth more then drawn lewds

unfortunately for him it wasnt

 

I cant believe jan added left for dead monsters into his pokemon fanfiction does he have no shame

 

There are MINTS that change nature now? Fucking hell. I can't keep up with this Pokeymon world anymore.

Gatcha commissions? Like those pay-to-win games? I'll be honest I don't have any idea what Gacha actually is other than a waste of money.

Madame X's sword used to be named after a Kill la Kill character. Since it was changed I guess he DOES have some semblence of shame now.

On 2/26/2022 at 6:33 AM, Dex said:

 

Spoiler

On 2/26/2022 at 6:33 AM, Dex said:

On 2/23/2022 at 1:24 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Must be from how often this game kicks your butt.

There'd be no pain if that was the case.

I kick the game's butt. Sure I lose Pokemon but I STILL win.

It's more spirit breaking than buttkicking.

 

God at this point I imagine your spirit is held together by duct tape and spite.

Gorrila glue, spite and just a dash of stubbornness.

 

On 2/23/2022 at 1:24 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

I think only Facebook is doing a better job.

Sorry I mean only "Meta" is doing a better job at shooting themselves in the foot than youtube.

Metaverse, aka a worse and more expensive VR chat. Good goin' Zucky.

I already only use Facebook for the Messenger. If they start messing with that I'm just going to go back to texting.

God it's such a shit idea.

On 2/23/2022 at 1:24 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

I chose not to read it. I'm sorry but I've done so well so far that I just can't.

Hopefully I'm wrong though because god damn do we not need anymore fucking angst from that girl.

That's fair, this stuff is kinda best experienced first hand. Some of the stuff going on is wild.

Oh boy...wild as in cool or wild as in "Haha, this will definitely give Sean a headache"?

On 2/23/2022 at 1:24 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

In comparison to Dylan, definitely. I'm the more grounded one out of the main cast even with my jokes.

I think it was the health recovery that REALLY spooked me. It was an absolute SLOG of a battle.

And boy is that saying something.

Just imagine the battle is probably worse in V13.

I refuse to even slightly contemplate it.

The one Raid Boss I played from V13 is that weird eye window thing and that nearly wiped out most of Damien and Alexandra's Pokemon. VERY worried about what it'll do to mine.

On 2/23/2022 at 1:24 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Jan'll probably remove it from the game entirely.

But he can't remove it from my heart.

...

Neither can he remove that Madame X in an earlier version named her sword after a Kill la Kill character.

And literally did that thing where the edgy anime character says "And now with my sword, Senketsuken, I will slay my enemy"

Nancy was killed by a weeb.

Expand  

The sheer cringe killed Nancy, the sword through the heart was just a double tap.

I like to think Nancy's last words weren't "Sean...I'm sorry" but instead she whispered into Madame X ears "That was cringe, bro."

Which is why Madame X never announces her sword's name ever again.

On 2/23/2022 at 1:24 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Well you're automatically getting sent to the Air Mines for trying to defend him.

Hope you like the absolute drudgery of trying to mine air.

I made my choice, I stand my defense of technicalities! 

Admirable. But you will not escape your punishment.

On 2/23/2022 at 1:24 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Reminds me of that stupid Iron Sky movie where the Nazi's in 1945 escaped to a moon base and attacked in 2018.

Only thing I remember about that movie is Angeline Jolie with an eyepatch and that's about it. 

Only thing I remember about that movie is that it existed.

 

Spoiler

The Underground. Full of the poor, the forgotten, and plenty of whiners/posers. At least Dylan is decent enough to be around so far. 

Basically it's your local organic tea&coffee shop.

 

This place is likely gonna burn when the big Team Xen plan goes into effect, hell it's a death trap already apparently.

Would whatever the dome's purpose affect the Underground? Because from what I can guess, the population above ground will be rescued by the underworlders by bringing them into their home and then there'll be some stupid life lesson about treating people right or some other moral hogwash involved.

 

It's be boring if your team was all "Yes Master", "Right Away Master", etc.  Also you are more or less Rose's dad or big brother at the very least. Let alone all the other mons you hatched.

I want at least ONE though!

How am I going to be a Pokemon Master if they're all calling me "Sean, meatbag, ape-face or 'Hey you'"??? 

More Dad than brother, I'd say. I fawn on her too much to be a big brother. Caesar is more of her big brother if we think like that. Zira is her big sister and Chiller is the uncle I don't let her be alone with.

 

The whole Nature changing thing would be viable if you had any kind of control over it. Imagine going in and getting a worse nature for your mon. Also you know moral wrongness and all that.

The moral wrongness is actually the most important part for me, oddly enough.

Besides, most of my main Pokemon have decent enough natures. Rose's Jolly is probably the best she could have.

 

I always just assumed there was an empty void behind that door to your room. Maybe you can leave when you finish the run in about 20 years, assuming we haven't gone into WW3 by then.

No the void is in the closet. The FRONT door to my room is an endless wall of flesh.

But there's a plot reason for that flesh so it'll make sense later on.

Nah. WW3 will never happen since nobody would profit from it at all.

 

Melia Cubed sounds like your nightmare and Venam's dream come true.

Sad part is that it is kinda possible all things considered.

I'd tolerate it more if it was Melia divided by 3.

Like we all got our own little pocket-sized version. That'd be better.

 

You and Rose sitting awkwardly in the dark sums up this adventure more or less. 

I think Me and Rose getting flashbangs thrown at our faces sums it up a bit better myself.

Jan most really hate the epileptic.

 

 

On 3/3/2022 at 3:18 PM, Hakimblue99 said:

Man. Getting infected sucks. Thanks a lot, vaccine. 

'S why I never bothered with it. Doesn't seem to actually do what it's advertised.

Cue Doctor types ready to use Outrage

HAKIMBLUE'S GOING AGAINST THE HIVEMIND! GET HIM!

Ah well, could be worse. I could be dead.  

You could also have been immune this whole time and infected yourself with the C-virus when otherwise you would have been fine.

You know, from the first impressions, Dylan sounds like a damn serial killer. Thankfully, we later learn out that isn't the case. But sheesh, the vibes he gives early on are freaky.

Nah, I'd say it's more "professional criminal" or "mob associate" than serial killer.

Serial killers sound completely demented. They wouldn't use innuendo to imply they killed someone.

They'd tell you it in gory detail.

 

Unless v14 drops a bombshell where Dylan is some sort of serial killer with his alternate persona and stores their corpse under his house.

What? This is Rejuvenation. Weirder/Edgier things have happened.

No...I don't think anything edgier than that has ever happened. I'm not even sure if serial killing can be called "edgy" either.

 

Man, I hate those overanalyzing art/fiction types. The type of people who probably think every art is political. The kind of people who think the horny Shakespeare is a masterpiece(A fact that I just learned recently). Like, not everything has some grand meaning or crap. 

They'll be the first to be eaten when the famines start.

 

Analyzer: Oooh look! The sunset indicates bla bla bla emotion bla bla bla tragedy bla bla bla end of-

Author: Err...no. The sunset is....just sunset.

This is why I don't really buy into that "death of author" whatever. That everyone can interpret art in any way. That's just...wrong.

Poet: Sunset just rhymes with upset.

 

 

Because by that logic, people can interpret Thomas the Kids Show as a facist/dystopian/whatever nightmare. Which is an incredibly re******************m*d*r*t*r*re***************  thing to do. Like, so stupid. Like, if you unironically say that you need to get your brain checked.

Like, I meet someone who, unironically, in 2022, on Twatter, said that Thomas the freaking Tank Engine is fascist! You wish I was kidding!

"Oh noes, those trains are forced to work endlessly! And they get threatened by scrap if they don't perform well! Oh how cruel!"

Gee, I wonder why. Maybe because they are literal metal machines? That's what they are build for? What else do you expect a locomotive to do? Be Chugginton?

Like, am I weird for not being sacred of Thomas when I was a kid? I watch the classic episodes just fine, no hiding under the blankets....okay, maybe the episode where Number Green 3 thought a ghost haunted a lonely station and opened some gates did spooked me. And there is the canonical fact in the original books that thousands of steam locomotives got scrapped...

Okay, so Thomas and Friends is kinda grim at times....especially since there's several canonical characters that barely avoided the cutter's flamethrower. And since they are steel types, fire is well, duh. But these rather dark stuff has nothing to do with facism/authoritarian/dystopian crap. Thomas and his machine pals is still an innocent kids show by the end of the day.

Then again, that "thomas is fascist" person also unironically said that kid shows that teaches morals is propaganda/political or some crap. So that should give you an insight into his IQ. 

Jesus fucking Christ I did not expect to get this much from the topic of "Is Thomas the Tank Engine a fascist".

I can't really reply to all of it but know that I agree with you. People read far too much into some things just so they can get views for some shitty Buzzfeed article or to make a political statement about something unpolitical as it gets.

Plus they loooove slapping the word fascist on anything bad. Probably because calling someone a Nazi isn't as popular anymore due to it make them look childish.

 

Ominous fortune telling is ominous...Hmm? Wait a second. I seem to see another prophecy? Hmm...this says...you're gonna go balistics on Team Bladestar? Because they stole someone's eyes? What's that all about?

HOW DID YOU KNOW!?!?

ARE YOU A SOOTHSAYER!?! DID YOU READ THE BONES OF A COW TO GET THIS ANSWER!?!!?

 

So have you seen the new Gen 9 trailer? Thoughts about the starters? How many Pokemon do you think will get Dexited? How dated will the graphics look? And most importantly,

How much lazier do you think GameFreak can get? Even lazier than "Hur dur, les mek Pokeman bIg"

Well I don't know enough yet to have much of an opinion yet but the starters looks pretty good. The graphics in Pokemon have nearly always been dated so I won't be surprised by it.

Haha, I'm curious to see what the gimmick for this Gen will be now. Will it be stupid? Will it be based? Will they FINALLY give Eevee another evolution? We'll have to wait and see.

 

 

 

[J-Awesome_One]

Nope. Chewy is an animal based company.

How isn't there a bag Pokemon yet? I mean an actual bag. Not a trashbag.

Instead of BBQ's, can it be burgers instead? They're better to me.

I almost forgot you were color bind. That hair is not green. It's more like... faded purple. It really doesn't look red though. At least not to me. Unless... I'm purple/red colorblind? But... red is my favorite color. Is my whole life a lie?! What will I do?! AHHHHHH!!!

Well... if anything, it'll show that you have a very small amount of that kind & loving nature.

We need a Chiller backstory!

[Dragon Emperor]

22 hours ago, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Saphira is closest to being okay but I'd say the Best Girl is a Female Taka. 

...Oh my god. You've added a horrifying picture to my mind.I can't get it out now.

[Dragon Emperor]

23 hours ago, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Well I don't know if Adrest is hax or not, I was referring to my immortality more than anything else.

Adrest is hax if you consider Melia's powers hax.Also your immortality is limited.By the end of v13,you are on your last life. 

[Dragon Emperor]

23 hours ago, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Honestly? The Best Girl list doesn't even fucking exist in that game. They're ALL either terrible or an actual child.

What about Victoria?

[YinYang9705]

man flora must have one hell of a speech writer if she can convince that many people to be canon fodder against cassandra

shame she didnt have a copy of their speeches onhand at all times

 

oh saving a young girl from an operating table!

theres no way this could go wrong and get you killed by the hack doctors morally unjustified daughter years down the line

 

oh an important fangame child named ana

real original jan

 

[Gaunt]

A.I. are cool man and sooner or later will rule the world so just accept it and join us (cue in The Master from Fallout)

Not missing Melia at all...can we finish the game without meeting her again?

Chiller is a sensible Pokemon that does everything he can to help you on your quest towards world domination and when you become a bloodthirsty dictator you'll need a reliable minion like him

 

[No name]

First off, strategic retreat my ass!

 

Seond off, is there a limit to the shitty Squirtle edits you will make?

[Bluedude]

On 3/27/2022 at 12:01 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Honestly? The Best Girl list doesn't even fucking exist in that game. They're ALL either terrible or an actual child.

Saphira is closest to being okay but I'd say the Best Girl is a Female Taka. 

Kinda surprised you don’t like Saphria. She’s one of the few people in the game who kills Meteor members. Bedsides you and Titania but she has a really bad attitude, toward everyone and everything. 
 

Glad you like Taka, there’s a reason why that character is a fan favorite.
 

 

[fellowry]

On 3/29/2022 at 9:55 PM, No name said:

First off, strategic retreat my ass!

 

Seond off, is there a limit to the shitty Squirtle edits you will make?

Hey lay off the SquitFloch i think it's pretty progressive

[DerogatoryTrainer]

 

https://nuzlockeforums.com/forum/threads/the-terribly-titled-nuzlocke-of-pokemon-rejuvenation-part-3-chapter-132-domo-arigato-little-miss-roboto.1076/page-71#post-867664

 

Ana is cute.

CUTE.

 

Replies:

Spoiler

On 3/28/2022 at 2:26 AM, J-Awesome_One said:

Nope. Chewy is an animal based company.

How isn't there a bag Pokemon yet? I mean an actual bag. Not a trashbag.

Instead of BBQ's, can it be burgers instead? They're better to me.

I almost forgot you were color bind. That hair is not green. It's more like... faded purple. It really doesn't look red though. At least not to me. Unless... I'm purple/red colorblind? But... red is my favorite color. Is my whole life a lie?! What will I do?! AHHHHHH!!!

Well... if anything, it'll show that you have a very small amount of that kind & loving nature.

We need a Chiller backstory!

What about animals that don't chew? Like snakes? I'm going to go on Twitter and complain about your speciesism!

Because I would name him Big Baggot and get cancelled for it.

Burgers are a staple of BBQ though! Can't have one without it!

Just wear sunglasses. Can't be colourblind if everything is has a dark tinge to it!

It's actually a large amount but I hide it behind an elaborate mental cave system so I don't look soft.

No you don't. You think you do...but you don't.

On 3/28/2022 at 3:31 AM, Dragon Emperor said:

...Oh my god. You've added a horrifying picture to my mind.I can't get it out now.

Adrest is hax if you consider Melia's powers hax.Also your immortality is limited.By the end of v13,you are on your last life. 

What about Victoria?

How is female Taka horrifying!? She's your bro, but hot!

Yeah but they aren't really MY powers are they? Hell the only power I naturally have is the AMAZING smoke detection ability that's come in handy all of zero times.

What about Victoria?

 

On 3/28/2022 at 5:18 AM, YinYang9705 said:

man flora must have one hell of a speech writer if she can convince that many people to be canon fodder against cassandra

shame she didnt have a copy of their speeches onhand at all times

 

oh saving a young girl from an operating table!

theres no way this could go wrong and get you killed by the hack doctors morally unjustified daughter years down the line

 

oh an important fangame child named ana

real original jan

 

Nah she writes her own. It just helps that the Aevium population is downright retarded when it comes to looking at things critically so she can pretty much just ad-lib her way to a revolution.

I too did not care for the new Last of Us characters. I didn't care for Last of Us in general come to think of it.

What's this a reference to then, eh?

'Cause I'm not that deep into fangames so I don't get it.

On 3/28/2022 at 5:54 AM, Gaunt said:

A.I. are cool man and sooner or later will rule the world so just accept it and join us (cue in The Master from Fallout)

Not missing Melia at all...can we finish the game without meeting her again?

Chiller is a sensible Pokemon that does everything he can to help you on your quest towards world domination and when you become a bloodthirsty dictator you'll need a reliable minion like him

 

I will never accept tha-Wait...US!? You've been an AI this whole time!? NOOOOOOOOOO!

Also NOOOOOO! to the Melia thing. She's SUPER important, don't you know?

Ah yes, a great way of advocating for AI being the future by calling my psycho snowcone "sensible". I'm going to go out of my way to smash every microchip I see. Starting with this laptoasnfkadbshfb,asm

On 3/29/2022 at 3:55 PM, No name said:

First off, strategic retreat my ass!

 

Seond off, is there a limit to the shitty Squirtle edits you will make?

 

No there is not.

On 3/29/2022 at 7:09 PM, Bluedude said:

On 3/29/2022 at 7:09 PM, Bluedude said:

On 3/27/2022 at 6:01 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Honestly? The Best Girl list doesn't even fucking exist in that game. They're ALL either terrible or an actual child.

Saphira is closest to being okay but I'd say the Best Girl is a Female Taka. 

Kinda surprised you don’t like Saphria. She’s one of the few people in the game who kills Meteor members. Bedsides you and Titania but she has a really bad attitude, toward everyone and everything. 
 

Glad you like Taka, there’s a reason why that character is a fan favorite.

 

It's more like I've barely interacted her enough to form a concrete opinion. She isn't very prominent in the player's life.

I fucking hate Laura though. Instantly forgiving that shit Bennet after he just mind-controlled me?

Fuck off, he's going to die for that.

 

I used to think Taka was kind of wishy-washy but that fun desert adventure we had together really made me like him.

On 4/5/2022 at 5:37 AM, fellowry said:

On 4/5/2022 at 5:37 AM, fellowry said:

On 3/29/2022 at 3:55 PM, No name said:

First off, strategic retreat my ass!

 

Seond off, is there a limit to the shitty Squirtle edits you will make?

Hey lay off the SquitFloch i think it's pretty progressive

Hahaha I don't think I've ever heard of anything Floch does as being described as "progressive" but at least you recognise the true king of Eldia in all his glory.

 

 

[J-Awesome_One]

What about both yours sides? You gotta cover every inch!

Well... not doesn't know HOW to breathe but just doesn't NEED to breathe in general.

You're gonna be having a heart attack everytime you're in the same room as her soon then.

How would you know about that? Have you slept on 1 like that before? Actually... why am I asking? Nvm. Ignore this!

[YinYang9705]

you learning you were colorblind from the commenters on the nuzlocke forums is still the greatest development related to this game

 

its understandable that ana doesnt know about pokemon given that they basically cease to exist in the plot outside of xen cutscenes

and xen havent been important in ages!

 

based fuck the plot

 

 

[Dragon Emperor]

On 4/8/2022 at 7:39 AM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

How is female Taka horrifying!? She's your bro, but hot!

Please no.Rejuv is already a harem.Don't get started on reborn