Notus Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 *Dives from the sky at mach speed holding an oven, and smashes Zephyr with it* Here, so you can use that frying pan right. King of the hill! Ooops, I broke the master ball... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyrus the Priestess Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 *pushes Notus into the oven and sets it to cook for an entire day at the highest temperature* THIS IS SPARTA! *kicks into a bottomless pit* I'm boss. C: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosesong Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 *pokes Zephyr with a syringe* That's my strongest poison blend. You should be dead.... Now. *watches as the convulsions stop, kicks Zephyr's body into the pit* I need to cover this up... *places steel cover over pit* I'm queen. Now, what to do about the Master Ball remains... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutoratosu Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 (edited) *Phased into the sunlight just as the piano impacted, saving me from death.* (What, thought I lost those Abilities? ) I watch as the fighting continues, then decide to make my move. *Rides the sunlight a thousand miles to the south, then rockets right back to the hill at the literal speed of light.* Hello rose, here's something Chuck Norris taught me! *Delivers a flying round house to the side of Roses head as I fly at the speed of light, the force of which decapitates her and sends her flying thousands of miles away.* Well, I'm king now. But there remains one thing to do... *Sweeps up whats left of the masterball, opens the steel cover on the pit, dumps it in, then closes the cover and bolts it down* Much better, I like to keep my seat of power clean Edited April 14, 2014 by Legendaries tamer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notus Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 * A wild Chuck Norris appeared!* "Hey, you don't use my stuff against my friends!" *Tamer gets the punching of a lifetime* *Notus appears* Thanks Chuck, I'll call again if I need you! King of the Hill! (What? Thought I would stay in that oven waiting to get baked?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosesong Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 *Bruce Lee kicks Chuck Norris' ass, then goes after Notus on the hill* Thanks Bruce! I'm queen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 You didn't actually expect to hold me forever right? A broken masterball is broken... And now Rose... I KEEL YOU! *stab* *Absol-Norris kicks Bruce* I think it's about time i got a pokeball resistant ballistic shield... *internetz* Wow, it'll be here in 3 days... I have to wait that long... I've discovered a new fear... M-M-M-MASTER BALLS! *hides in bomb shelter* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notus Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 *buries Absol's bomb shelter* Well, he'll take a while to get out of there. Until than... I'm king on this hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Well... This is a bomb shelter... Meaning it has anti-air, nuke, and ICBM capabilities... *fires a rocket straight into the ceiling* LOL, they never shelter these from the inside... *climbs out* NOTUS!!! NOTICE ME!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyrus the Priestess Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 *glomps* *the earth trembles and shakes violently, causing fissures to spread, touching even the immortal hill* I'M GOING TO BURY YOU ALL ALIVE WITH ME *the entire hill collapses into a sinkhole, and all of you get crushed by heavy stones* *climbs onto the crumbled hill* I'm top dog again. C: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 *respawns* HEY! FISSURE IS INACURRATE! You got lucky this time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notus Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 ... I was flying, ground moves can't hit. *Notus used Hurricane!* *The foe Zephyr fainted!* *Masterball at Absol again* Absol, if anyone tries to attack... Sucker Punch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Ohhhhh myyyy GAWWWDDD!!! I got caught... Again... Fffffffiiiinnnnneeee... *least effort sucker punch at a wall ever* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutoratosu Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 (edited) *Still cloaked in the invisibility of the sun light, I sneak up behind Notus.* "Why, Hello, my old rival." *I take out an old tool of mine- Excalliber (found it in a field far from the hill, Finally!! I was looking for that thing forever!)* "Why don't you accept a little gift from me?" *literally Stabs the unwitting Notus in the back, Then Blast him with hollowed light as he hangs from the sword, disintegrating him.* "How'd this thing get back?" *Picks up Absol's masterball, ans tosses it into the ocean* "that's better." King :Kappa: Edited April 15, 2014 by Legendaries tamer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosesong Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 GAH! *snags Excalibur and tosses it back to the Lady of the Lake again* Now... *drives Ethic out of town with a pitchfork, eventually piercing his heart with it* I'm queen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyrus the Priestess Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 *a huge 50 M Titan gobbles up Rose, and I swing by and cut out its nape with two specialized swords. Then I stand on its evaporating carcass, which lies on the hill* Queen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notus Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 *Pulls rope* *Trapdoor opens under Zephyr* *Zephyr flies out of the trapdoor* *A huge rock falls on her* The good old trap door trick... King of the Hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutoratosu Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 (edited) *Goes to rome, gathers up a bunch of pissed off Patricians, comes to the hill.* "Yo Notus!!" *Me and the patricians stab Notus 23 times, then watch as he bleeds out into the grass.* "Very good, but I have something for you, my highborn freinds..." *Unleashes a burst of utter darkness, opening a vortex from which the souls of the lost and the lonely reach out and start grabbing the Patricians, one by one. Leading them is... Julius Ceaser * One of the patricians cries out as he is dragged into the void "Et tu, Ethic? Et tu...?" "Yes, even me. Now shut up and die." *Void closes, I forge a bastard sword out of light, and decapitate Notus for good measure, kicking his head down the hill* Well, it appears I'm king. :Kappa: Edited April 15, 2014 by Legendaries tamer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosesong Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 *conjures dark energy inside of Ethic's sword, which explodes due to corruption* Ethic, you here? *spots Ethic's hand holding the hilt of the former light sword* Oh. I'm queen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyrus the Priestess Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 *a force envelops and crushes the whole hill, and everyone on it like a black hole* *the world is recreated, and I land triumphantly on the hill* Derp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 (edited) With the new world recreation I used gameshark and made my army ALL NONONS BATTLE POSITION xalot xmore xalotmore *zephyr gets pummeled cheerfully, jauntily, and utterly one-sidedly I am nani sore king now. Edited April 16, 2014 by personwithbanana9870 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutoratosu Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 (edited) Well, I had one thing up my sleeve rose.... You killed me after I had Cast Chronoshift on myself!!! :Kappa: After dancing in my outsmarting of Rose, I appear back on the hill. Guess the spell malfunctioned, because there is someone new fighting for this hill... oh well, I'ma kill you now, stranger. *Stabs banana in the back, Assassin's creed style, then disbands his pitiful army and exiles them to the northen wall.* And once more, I am king. Edited April 17, 2014 by Legendaries tamer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyrus the Priestess Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 *fangirl glomps Ethic cause Assassin's Creed that's why* Sorry, mate. *an army of Uruks storms the hill, taking Ethic down brutally... Then I come down on the hill riding a Fell Beast* I've the One Ring as well, so... World Domination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Can you survive a sword strike? *slices Zephyr clean in half* Didn't think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutoratosu Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 "Friend, Teleport!!" *My Gardevoir teleports Tempest to the bottom of the sea, where he is crushed by the pressure.* That was easy King, once more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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