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Oh? thought you can arrest me?

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*Escapes and heals cyndaquil like a baws!"

"It seems that king has connections..,well Cyndaquil les do this! put on your war paint we're going in!"

*gets to the chopa!*

"Heres the plan we're gonna strap ourselves in unto this megaton bomb like a suicide bomber then drop into the hill... i know its a suicide mission but thats the risk im willing to take!"

Quil! quil! cyndaquiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil! (translation: you effin idiot! get me out of here!... why don't you just drop the bomb and not getting us killed you baka! i knew i regret the day when you pick me up at Elm's!)

"I knew you feel the same way buddy...now les ride"

*Drops megaton bomb....hill destroyed! including Kenny and his oshawott*

*people heard about the noble stupidity sacrifice...builds memorial shrine in honor of this brave maverick*

*Here lies typh, he was an idiot, but hey, atleast he became king" - written on the tombstone.

*replaces a dead king with another dead king...* the hill is mine!

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Oh you silly fools...

YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW THAT I REFUSE TO STAY DEAD FOR LONG! :Kappa:

*Riding on the back of my Soul-Bound, the Drake Thead,

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I fly to the Hill and torch the memorial and gravestone dedicated to Typhlosion.*

"USURPERS DO NOT BECOME MEMORIALIZED ON MY LAND!"

*Thead roars in agreement. The Hill is engulfed in an inferno. I send out Deluge.*

"Deluge, Surf!"

*A surge of sea water comes out of no where, forming a huge wall of water. it crashes onto the hill with explosive force and washes away whats left of Typhlo's memorial, as well as puts out the fire. Thead lands. I disembark from his back and stands at the top of my hill. I begin coronating myself again.*

"I, Ethic, of the houses Morality and Alpha, the first of my name, Hereby proclaim myself King of this Hill and all it's outlying territories, Lord of the kingdom of truth, Defender of the Realm, and Retainer of Immortality"

*I can't find a crown to place on my head this time, so I just continue. the sky is growing darker with storm clouds.*

"MAY ALL THOSE WHO WOULD THE SKY SLAYER'S CLAIM MEET THE ELITE FORCES OF THE ORDER OF TWILIGHT IN BATTLE!!"

*a portal flooded with light and darkness appears at the base of the hill, many OOT Grey Wing soldiers flood out and surround the hill*

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"Long May I Reign!"

*they echo back in a thunderous chorus*

"LONG MAY HE REIGN"

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um, Typlosion, you just killed yourself for nothing. i was on my own Mountain at the time, so those were decoys left behind by me that you dropped the bomb on. but hey, that's alright with me.

*sees Typhlosionrules drop a Megaton Bomb with him and his Cyndaquil strapped onto it*

"Is he INSANE?!"

*Warps the Cyndaquil to my side, and raises the Forcefield around the Mountain Fortress before the bomb explodes*

"Well, Otto, it was a good thing we left those Dummies back on the hill, now wasn't it?"

"Osha, wott oshawott! Osha oshawott." (Translation: Yes, it certainly was! what an idiot.)

"Cinda? Cindaquil cinda cindaquil?" (Translation: Huh? Why did you guys save me?)

"Lu io car lucar cario. Lucar car cario." (Translation: he didn't want to see you die. Kenny's like that.)

*all four of us watch as Ethic destroys the memorial and takes over the Hill*

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"Cyndaquil you traitor! i knew chikorita was better NOT! "

*Typh sends a message to god through a military radio.*

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"Smite them o mighty smiter!"

"(D)elta (E)cho (A)lpha (T)ango (H)otel is on the go... i repeat, on the go"

*Morgan freeman infects the King of Hill with the forum bugs. unable to access it.*

That means no mountains and hills for you children.

*Everything is blank. ya'll didn't exist.*

as I stand in a empty white space. cuz me and god are bros for life.

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*king of time and space i guess*

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"Typhlosion, you should know that grand master Freeman was just setting you up for the fall."

My voice echoes throughout the white space Ty is standing in, he looks around trying to locate me.

"no one, not even Grand master freeman, can bestow the forum bugs, unless they are the GATOR... and he's no longer a problem here."

*The white space shatters and typhlosion finds himself back at the hill where I and the elite OOT troops still are standing*

"I must say though, that took some serious balls, trying to use the great explainer against me. I'll give you an honor Typhlosion..."

*I send out Deluge*

"I give yo the honor of saying that you were slain by a KING!!!"

"Deluge, Surf and then Ice beam"

*A surge of sea water comes out of nowhere and strikes Ty, who is then frozen solid by Icebeam*

"You there" I say, pointing to a nearby soldier. "Lend me your sword for a moment!"

"Yes, My lord, tis an honor."

"Yes... tis an honor" I say, taking it from him and walking over to where Ty is frozen.

*I lift the blade, then bring it down over my head, smashing the Typhlosion sickle into smithereens, then toss the sword to the earth.*

"That, is what happens to those who attempt to use Morgan Freeman's authority for their own personal gains"

King, ever more :Kappa:

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Ethic Finished off Ty in this set of Dimensions, but he only managed to destroy this copy. I watch as Ty is smashed, but Ryu, Friend, and I feel him escape at the last moment, leaving a decoy in it's place. Ryu, Friend, and I decide to finish the job that Ethic started.

*Friend uses Psychic on her own command, revealing Typlosionrules*

"There you are. RYU, USE AURA SPHERE!!!"

*Ryu uses Aura Sphere, knocking Typhlosionrules into this set of dimensions, as well as stripping him of the Power to control the Spacetime Continuum, and Typhlosionrules lands in the Dungeon under my Castle. it's going to be hard for him to get out, but not impossible.*

*I contact Ethic through the Comm System i integrated into the Fortress on the Hill*

"Ethic, I believe it's time for a Celebration!"

*I switch to the Louspeakers in the Grand Hall of the Fortress*

"ALL HAIL ETHIC OF MORALITY AND ALPHA!!!"

*Ryu uses a special variation of Aura Sphere, launching the Spheres straight up, where they burst in the stratosphere like fireworks*

(ETHIC IS KING! :Kappa: )

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Suddenly the Hill and it's surroundings start to tremble. A huge shadow appears in the ground as something aproaches from above, landing right over the troops in the Hill. When the dust settles the "thing" appears before the dumbfolded soldiers.

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Weeeeell, did you guys miss me? I'm got a new toy that I borrowed from a friend. It's kinda old, but it does have some neat tricks.

*Start's the third (or forth, or fifth or whatever) Impact, oblitering everything and everyone in on the continent.*

King of Whatever is Left!

(Thanks for correcting my grammar Kenny XD)

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I hereby Abdicate in order to go stop Notus and the Angel he has summoned!

*Leaves the hill, riding on Thead as the OOT troops march away following me into battle*

Whoever arrives at the hill next may rule in my stead! that is all, children.

*Hill is open to any takers while I go and try to save mankind from Notus...*

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an Angel, huh? sounds like a part Fairy Type.

Ryu's Lucarionite is reacting to Kenny's Mega Ring!

*Ryu Mega Evolves, changing his ability from Inner Focus to Adaptability*

*Ryu uses Bullet Punch [sTAB Move, so 2x power boost from Adaptability] on Eva01*

it's super effective!

a critical hit!

Eva01 was knocked out!

Notus has Angered Deluge, K_H, Friend, and Ryu, and was Surf'd, Aura Sphere'd (X2), and Moonblast'd Away!

*Notus goes flying, landing at the foot of the OOT Troops*

Notus has Angered the OOT troops and was stomped into oblivion!

Overkill much? :Kappa:

(NO ONE IS KING!)

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He, you don't know what happens when you knock down this specific EVA do you?

Well, things tend to get nasty.

*EVA01 gets up*

*Things get nasty*

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*Kenny's forces get crushed in a rather unpleasant way*

You'll need more than that to get past this thing...

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You haven't seen anything yet! I'm just getting started.

*accesses Hammerspace, grabbing a ridiculously gigantic mallet*

Me: "You know what time it is!"

*summons Terra, giving her the hammer*

Terra: "RAAAAAAAWR!" *starts smashing heads left and right*

Me: *grabs Warhammer Of Doom from Hammerspace* "IT'S HAMMER TIME!" *Smashes in Notus' Head, flattening Eva01 and the Hill in the process*

King of the plain! :Kappa:

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"Why you keep arresting me?"

*blows whistle*

*a swarm of Yanmegas appears out of nowhere as it bust me out of prison*

*carrying Kenny and Rosesong far away from their respective place*

"Fly my minions! carry me to the throne! (insert maniacal laugh here)"

"Rebuild this hill my insect children! for your larvae will sing the day that i conquer this hill! "

*the mountain is for sale tho. accepting offers* :Kappa:

*King of the Hill(under construction)*

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Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Terra is way too OP... I'll have to call a tactical retreat now, but...

[Terminator mode]

I'll be back B).

[/Terminator mode]

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Nice try! I set up a trap unintentionally!

*EVA01 gets up again, and things get REALLY nasty*

King. :Kappa:

Also, the Mountain is not for sale anymore.

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"after i rebuild the hill this is how you repay me!?"

*sms Morgan Freeman... "Giant robot threatening the hill. get rid of it. KTHXBYE" *

*Morgan freeman extends his hand from the heavens and grabs EVA01*

"I'm just gonna put this little toy away"

*pulls out the battery of EVA01*

*banishes the humanoid robot into another realm along with Kenny*

Rides a shiny Yanmega like a baws along with its surviving yanmega flock in the background.

King.

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*Warps back from other dimension*

"Hmm... let's see..."

*Creates a "Market Gardener" made of an Alloy composed of Tungsten and Titanium, making it Hefty, Heat Resistant, and Strong, and also gives it a 'Wrench'-like aspect*

*Grabs nearby fully loaded "Liberty Launcher"*

*Grabs nearby fully loaded "Scottish Resistance"*

*Grabs nearby "Chargin' Targe" and puts it on*

*Grabs nearby "Manntreads" and puts them on*

*Grabs nearby "Construction PDA"*

*Grabs nearby "Eyelander"*

*Rocketjumps right onto Tempest's Head*

THUD!

*Tempest gets knocked down by the impact, but survives*

*I smash in Tempest's skull using the "Market Gardener" I made*

SPLAT.

"Next time, Watch your surroundings! oh, and before anyone else comes in to take the Hill..."

*Builds a Dispenser using PDA*

*Upgrades it fully using the Wrench Head of the 'Market Gardener'*

*Builds a Sentry using PDA*

*Upgrades it fully using the Wrench Head of the "Market Gardener"*

*Sets Stickybomb Traps using the "Scottish Resistance"*

"MUCH Better!"

Mine now! :Kappa:

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