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you now...

Why don't we all just go back to simpler times, when people killed folks plain and simple without flashiness?

(Random voice: "Yeah, like this guy's one to talk...")

banishes random guy to the depths of the hill's cavern

"Perhaps it's best for an example, no?"

*Shanks Rose with a ball point pen*

Hmm...oh... looks like...

I'm King :Kappa:

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Hmm, guess I'll dry up the seas and oh, while you're shriveled up from over exposure to the heat, I may as well do this. *lights on fire, roasts marshmellows* I'm queen of the hill, and I have s'mores!

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Who you callin a bitch?? *shoves a female pitbull at Jericho* She didn't like that comment. *observes as Jericho is ripped limb from limb* I'm queen of the island, though I will drain this water... soon

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Thanks for the Idea!

*Causes the Hill, which is actually a Supervolcano in disguise, to Erupt, causing a Megatsunami in the process, killing everyone and getting rid of the Ocean in the process*

*Respawns*

"oops."

(I AM KING!)

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*Reappears behind Notus because of the fact that I head the "Dead Ringer" Equipped and Active, and i promptly use my "Eyelander" to tauntkill Notus after i reappear*

"You can't beat me that way!"

*Refills and re-activates the "Dead Ringer"*

(STILL KING! Good luck getting past me. :Kappa:)

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((Welcome to the game, McMc... now, down to business...))

"Silly fool... we don't fight for the mountain... We fight for the Hill!"

*Round house kicks to the moon and inducts the Summit Sniper into my army*

We have a new king....

his name is...

ME

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*Pops up out of the ground*

*Smashes Rose into a bloody pulp by using the Hyperspace Mallet*

"So yeah... don't underestimate me!"

*Walks off to his Mountaintop Castle, leaving the Hill empty*

NO KING!

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See, I wasn't the King Of The Hill when you made that post! in other words, you killed yourself...

So Yeah. :Kappa:

*Holyknight spontaneously Implodes*

Paradoxes. you gotta love 'em. unless, of course, you're an AI.

(NO ONE IS KING!)

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