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*pops up behind Typh and K_H*

Lol, this is the position I had when I first joined. Wanna know what's even more fun?

*sends a nuke strike down on the hill, watching all contenders on hill be annihilated*

Now, here's something all the more fun... I might have poisoned that tea.

*a squall sweeps away the smoke from the hill and I claim it in a radiation suit after leaving the two to perish*

Reyna.

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The joke's on you! I wasn't drinking Tea! that was my Clone!

(I was much further up the Mountain, in my Mountain Fortress.)

oh, and... There might be a Bomb in the Hill... just sayin.

BOOM

Me King. :Kappa:

*Runs down to Hill in Radiation Suit*

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*Terra sneaks up behind Rose, then whacks the Ground with her Mallet, launching Rose into the Air*

WHAM

"BATTER UP!"

*Terra knocks rose all the way around the World with just one hit*

WHACK

"HOME RAWR!"

*Rose lands in front of Terra, who promptly hits Rose away again*

WHACK

"WHAT THE F*CK IS A PHYSICS?!"

*Rose goes flying off at Escape Velocity, and Suffocates in the Vacuum of Space*

TERRA IS QUEEN! :Kappa:

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"Hey Terra, Ciel asked me to tell you that she´s waiting you in Agate."

*Terra walks away RAWRing.*

Well, this will keep her busy for some time. Bow before your king, peasants. B)

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You know what? NOPE!

I arrive from nowhere again alongside my talking horse, kill the former queen/kings or whatever and after chopping them to pieces, this guy arrive will make the rest

617px-Dead_space_3_-_moon_boss_concept_a

I am the King, and always wil be!

(Off Topic, Pokemorphs)

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"Hey, Holyknight! the Fourth Crusades have begun! aren't you going to Participate?"

*Holyknight runs off to both join the Crusade and avoid being called a Heretic, wherupon he dies from a disease*

meanwhile, in the Meta-World...

*Moves Checkers Pawn to the other side of the Board in the Meta-World*

King Me.

Back in the Hill Dimension...

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Nope. After killing thousands and thousand i travel to whatever the place you are, release a Marker, and all the dead ones raise and start killing any at his sight. And you die.

I am the King, again.

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Holyknight, while you were out there, I hid a Bomb in the Hill. and it Exploded shortly after i Died, while you were standing on the Hill. here's what it looked like from my Castle, which is where i was at the time:

so you're dead, and I'm not claiming the Hill!

(HILL IS EMPTY!)

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If i were dead, i wouldn´t be here.

Therefore you neither are dead.

And i have the crown.

But due to the thousand of necros around the hill...

Still I´m the king.

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I'm Sorry, but we've been respawning in this Thread. You Died, and you Re-claimed the Hill. by the Way, I might have turned all those Necros against you... I kind of Reminded them about the fact that you Killed them, so yeah. not many people like being Killed, and you've got a huge crowd of not-so-easy-to-defeat Angry Necros on your hands.

~~~Holyknight was ripped to shreds by zombies~~~

(HILL IS EMPTY!)

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I'm Sorry, but we've been respawning in this Thread. You Died, and you Re-claimed the Hill. by the Way, I might have turned all those Necros against you... I kind of Reminded them about the fact that you Killed them, so yeah. not many people like being Killed, and you've got a huge crowd of not-so-easy-to-defeat Angry Necros on your hands.

~~~Holyknight was ripped to shreds by zombies~~~

(HILL IS EMPTY!)

Nope, i command them thanks to the power of the Brother Moon. Still alive, and i better leave this thread alone D:

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Ah, yes, that moon. Too bad it isn't real...

*The Brother Moon Vanishes out of this Existential Plane as the Real Moon goes above the Horizon, as does Holyknight's Control over the Necros, and boy, are they PISSED!*

~~~Holyknight was slaughtered by his own Army of the Undead~~~

(Yeah, the Hill is Empty, except for the thousands of Necros...)

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