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*Kicks BlooMuen off of his hill, then obliterates it before rushing over to the real hill and Thunderbolting Psy to death*

I'm King!

*looks downwards*

Oh, hey, there's an object down there that can't be replicated, and it's one-of-a-kind, too!

*Digs down to it, and tries to move it, but fails*

Welp, looks like it's an immovable object... Guess that's why this Hill is the real one.

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*Revives* Okay can we establish what the real hill is okay, this one has a glowy thing surrounding it that changes to a specifically designated colour depending on the person controlling the hill while that one just has a thing in it. But since you blew this one up no one can reach the damn glowy thing and I was the last one in there alone so I guess it's mine?

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Did I mention that the Immovable Object I found under the real hill is the container for an endless supply of unlimited power? I'd say that's a whole lot more useful than a simple glow, which means that I'm king of the real hill. Something is only worth fighting for if it's useful, after all.

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Hi, I'm physics and I'm here to notify you that "immovable objects" and "unlimited power" don't exist. I'm also here to drop an anvil on your head and get my hill back.

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*Pulls out that Ocarina of Time, plays the song of time, and goes back to when the hill was first discovered, and claims it as my own*

I, for the first time, before anyone else, claim this hill in the name of the Ducky Kingdom!

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