King Of The Hill

[BlueMoonIceCream]

I changed due to reasons though I may be poisonberry I am still referred to as bluemoon because that's my name and pecha berries don't exist are scrub tier which automatically loses you right of ownership of the hill

[K_H]

Are you calling those who use their favorite 'mons and preferred Items Scrubs, BMIC? Because I think that Stratos might want to have a few words with you on that matter.

*Human Self comes into existence in the Mountain Fortress, then heads down to the hill and Recalls the Pokesona into their Dive Ball*

That's enough of that, mister. You need to calm down.

*Purchases the land deeds from Ducklan*

You were saying, Psy?

[BlueMoonIceCream]

HAH, you're funny he's going to steal it back from you no problem. And why use a pecha berry when you can use a lum berry?

[K_H]

Pechas are much cheaper than Lums, silly.

[BlueMoonIceCream]

You can grow them though

[K_H]

Pechas also grow much quicker than Lums.

[BlueMoonIceCream]

It doesn't matter because they're scrub tier and you only need one anyway

[K_H]

You'd be surprised at how different things can be when you can hold multiple Items at once.

[BlueMoonIceCream]

Either way it's worth the wait

[K_H]

Try saying that once you've gone up against someone who gets a useful Item a lot more frequently than you do! Besides, in the time it takes you to get even a single Lum Tree to full growth, you could easily have gotten three to four Pecha berries to do the same in the same plot of land!

[BlueMoonIceCream]

Makes no difference if it's scrub tier

[K_H]

Go take another look at Stratos' Signature, and apply one of the quotes in it to Items, a'ight?

[BlueMoonIceCream]

I would but that's irrelevant because items are not pokemon

[K_H]

Nothing is ever truly Irrelevant. You can always find a connection if you search long and hard enough, even if it is just "They were being compared by you in an attempt to find a connection".

[BlueMoonIceCream]

I mean it's irrelevant in the point I'm trying to make which is lum berries are superior to pecha berries because lum berries are essentially a full heal whereas a pecha berry is merely an antidote which in turn shows that since you would rather the latter over the former you are no longer a viable "king of the kill" even though regardless of what you do it will be stolen from you by the very duck you purchased it from initially

[K_H]

Actually, it shows that I haven't busted out the Superweapons.

[BlueMoonIceCream]

Such as...? 0-0

[K_H]

Oh, I don't know... Perhaps a [REDACTED ALL-STATUS-CURING ITEM].

Yeah, I just Redacted it. Don't want to show my Cards just yet.

[BlueMoonIceCream]

I'll show mine like *reveals exodia*

Oh, would you look at that

[K_H]

I don't play Yu-Gi-Oh, so your Hand is moot.

[BlueMoonIceCream]

You still know what it means though so get obliterated

[K_H]

*Uses Protect*

It's much harder to beat me than just using that scrub-level tactic.

[BlueMoonIceCream]

I mean, it's still in my hand I can just use it again :|

[K_H]

And then a random Rules Card pops onto the Table. Its rules are that all Trap Cards fail automatically, and that other cards must be Discarded once played from the Hand if they are not Monster Cards or Rule Cards.

*Successfully uses Detect*

Edited June 13, 2016 by K_H

[BlueMoonIceCream]

....Exodia's pieces are all monsters :|