M.A.S.H.

[Bullet]

Don't feel like trying to squeeze this into my sig.

[quote](16:21:07) +AmethystStorm: When Mashew first set out as a young Pokemon Clown, his first pokemon was a cute little Misdreavus. As he left from his house from the Ice Caves, he decided walking took forever, and decided to get around by riding one of the local Jynxes and had to use a Miley Cyrus as his HM Slave. In the end, he made a wife out of the gym leader, Julia. However, he wasn't quite fulfilled by this, since his true secret fettish was Goatse. Between Julia and Jynx, he had four kids, and got a stable job as a sex slave to Dorogon, living hapily ever after.[/quote]

[quote](16:53:04) +AmethystStorm: Will, an aspiring young Author first set out from home having been given Doro's Penis as his starting pokemon. He quickly discovered that Sommersaulting and Barrel Rolls were a much more effective form of transportation than say, flying on a Rayquaza. One day, Will Sommersaulted into a person named Luna Valentine, who he later caught and turned into his HM Slave. Valentine's brusque pervertedness carried over to Will, thus inspiring his new found Enema Fettish. Such a fettish terrified Amethyst, who would later become Will's Wife, after Will lived in a mansion leading from a secret passage at the back of Amethyst's closet. In order to foot the massive bills for the mansion, however, Will took a job as a Gardevoirwhore and was able to pay his debts. Over9000 children later, he and Ame happily grew old together. Well, Ame wasn't quite so happy given the fettish and lurking Doro's Penis, but... whatever.[/quote]

[quote](17:29:19) +AmethystStorm: Once upon a time, there was a trainer named N8 who travelled the world in a rolling house pulled by his wife's Dragonite. He and his wife, Herrrrrp had tried many times, but through over9000 child births only managed to push out 34% of a child. Tired of this, he stole his love's precious Ditto, who would become his very first Pokemon. To make ends meet, he took a job as a Lucario poacher, but was quickly fired, as just as soon as he got into the field, he found he loved Lucario. A lot. Instead, he took to preying on them in... Other ways. Eventually, he had his Ditto, named Assos, transform into a Lucario and just stay that way forever. That DittoLucario's cock became his greatest tool in using HMs as he wandered the land forevermore, secretly attacking various Lucario's excercising his Blood Enema fetish upon them. Herrrrrp was never heard from again, and the 34% of a child died of neglect.[/quote]

[quote](19:50:17) +AmethystStorm: The beautiful Miss Kitty one day left her home one day to seek out a new life, far, far away from the evil corporation Kroger. As she set out, she only had a single Dorogon to protect her agains the world. Fortunately, she soon captured a wild Ame who she rode often. Which got her places. Yep. She became a classy whore, and eventually earned enough money to buy herself a house inside of an afro, where she attempted to marry a Sir Derpsalot. An arranged marriage, they stayed together long enough for Kitty to inherit his fortune. Although she was forced to have one child with down syndrome, he was quickly disposed of, and after that whenever Sir Derp wanted to herp Kitty, she broke a glass and slit her own innermost thighs to pretend that she was menstr- well, unavailable. Soon, Sir Derpsalot was executed by her Amethyst, and the two ran off to live a happy life. She was very fulfilled because it so happened that her fettish was watching him with other guys, like his husband, Will, who he soon left. Then Kitty and he stayed together forever. Oh, and Lucario was her HM slave. The end.[/quote]

[quote](20:22:04) +AmethystStorm: Geo left home with nothing but a small fuzzy blue waffle disease to guide him. Little did he know, he would soon be riding on a Twigga in the plains of Umgambe in the wonderful lands of Swahililand. That Twigga would take him all over the world, and in his many journeys, he would become a high class Pimp, capture Cal to use as an HM Slave, develop a sexual interest in Trap Doros, and much more. Eventually, however, he met a very nice woman named N8's Foot, and settled down with her, in a house that floated ontop of sex in a cup. He got a job as a proffesional Terra-Screwer, and between N8's foot and Terra, he had 786322345678787653423668876755342354678767553234548790998776423246789-0-989753421` 133578980-896643234568796754546 kids.
(20:22:14) N8: How do you have that many kids with a foot[/quote]
[quote](21:16:29) +AmethystStorm: Dorogon lead a perfectly normal life in a house in Dorogon married to his lovely wife Dorogon. Together they had 3 deformed siamese twins, all of which were named dorogon. He got a job as a blow job space cowboy who went by the alias of Dorogon, and travelled through anal propulsion through sodomy across the galaxy with his first pokemon, Kajj's girlfriend (nickname Dorogon) and HM Slave of 10 year old children all of whom are also named Dorogon. In time, Dorogon became the most famed Your Mom in the universe. The universe which was also named Dorogon.[/quote]

[Ninpen]

I didn't get one? Sad faic.

[Maelstrom]

Okay... Ame has finally cracked and drowned himself in drugs. D=

[Amethyst]

[quote]+AmethystStorm: It all started when he said those words.
+AmethystStorm: "I do."
+AmethystStorm: Kyo's Penis rose with glee and "glee" at his new wife- AmethystStorm. It wasn't long after that they moved into their brand new apartment in the 5th dimension that Ame quickly got tired for filming porn for his lost love, Kitty, and having MissingNo kids in the process. And so, he made a break for it. Taking only his prized Ralts, he left home to face the world. Ralts would soon evolve into a Gardevoir of questionable gender, whos dick Amethyst used to travel through all the world. When Ame captured Nyu, and used his HMing powers to create Reborn City, Gardevoir underwent one final development, transfered ownership to Radomus, and became who is now currently known as Gossip Gardevoir. In the process, Amethyst was hired as her mindless sex slave. Odd since he still needed "her" dick to get around. Self-proclaimed Mysticalman of reborn, and secret admirer of Miss Kitty and fallen angels was forever lost in a hypnotic state of lust to Gossip Gardevoir, and thereby, under the control of Leader Radomus. =s[/quote]

Doc- I have your paper, we can finish whenever

[Mashew]

Omg that was so much fun lol! And Mael we just got bored since the league wasn't open but tomorrow we earn badges right??!!!?!?!? And Doc you left so we put yours on pause and I'm really ok with Julia being my wife!!<3

[NoGoodBoyo]

What the hell does this have to do with the Korean War?

[Mashew]

[quote name='NoGoodBoyo' post='4745' date='Sep 20 2010, 02:32 AM']What the hell does this have to do with the Korean War?[/quote]
Lol I get t and it's the game MASH not the show I'll fix it of u want lol. But isn't the show M*A*S*H?

[NoGoodBoyo]

[quote name='mashew' post='4746' date='Sep 20 2010, 03:44 AM']Lol I get t and it's the game MASH not the show I'll fix it of u want lol. But isn't the show M*A*S*H?[/quote]
I don't think it really matters, considering the movie it's based off of is just called MASH.

[Mashew]

Ame when do ypu plan on doing this again? lol it was very fun~

[Amethyst]

[quote]Ashley, a young W Trainer with her trusty Penis as a starter pokemon, and Miley Cyrus, her HM Slave, had many great adventures throughout her long and happy life. At the end of her journey, however, she married a manthing named Doro, who would force her to develop a fettish for pain, and inspire her to use threesomes as a method of transportation. In the end, she settled down in a cozy shack inside of Doro, where she became Amethyst's Sex Slave, and had Orange children.[/quote]

[Maelstrom]

Every time i read "doro", i can't help but imagine a new frog in [i]Sergeant Frog[/i], and his name dororo. doro, doro. Lol, that was a good series... need to watch the anime for it now.

[Miss Kitty]

[quote]where she became Amethyst's Sex Slave[/quote]

...This makes me a little jealous... >.> ...Nevermind. REALLY jealous. Mrr... Death.

[Amethyst]

Hm.... Different Amethyst? Kitty's still my top pick, and she knows that.

[Miss Kitty]

...Do I really, though...? You never assure me of this yourself. You just tell everyone else. >.>

[Amethyst]

[quote]Horizon was a young couple who set off with Amethyst's Penis to seek her fortune in the great world of the inside of a Snorlax. With said penis and a hearty Zuruzukin at her side, she cut through the world and was able to settle down in a nice house as a boring Cashierwith her husband N8, whom had #$^%$^^%$6h5oujbtdh45 children with her. Meanwhile, a very naughty duck was watching her the entire-time, probably jacking off. Horizon enjoyed that duck. Yep.[/quote]

[Amethyst]

[quote]Saya Monoke, the young pants of a Zurzukin, left her home in a Snorlax's Buttcrack one day with only her Spheal at her side. She travelled across the world on a unicycle with a flat tire and with the help of a bloody tampon, until she took a job as the world's MOST BORING REPORTER EVER, and developed a fettish for Deep Anal sex, which would eventually cause her to mee the man she she would stay with... for a single night. And from that night, she would get pregnant, and give birth to a child named Blake, who would steal her Spheal, raise it into his Walrein, and later marry her. Happy End.
Oh, and she lived in a house, but that's boring.[/quote]

[quote]Once upon a time, there was a Dunsparce named Kajj, and is staying Kajj because Kajj is a noun whether it likes it or not. This Kajj travelled the world with a Duskull, and later, AmethystStorm at his side, as he took a job as a Police Officer. This, of course, meant that he had to become a Jenny, so he went through the transexual operation to become a chick-clone of Jenny. He also had to change his name. Being a girl, he naturally developed a Yaoi fettish, which strongly connected him with his husband-to-be, Saya. Saya did impregnate the JennyKajj, but because of some difficulties in the earlier operation, she wasn't entirely fertile, so instead of a child being brought into the world, as Kajj entered Labor, 10 percent of a child, somewhere, somehow disappeared. Disappointed, they settled down in a house in a magikarp's butt, and cried together for a while, before Saya left him out of a neighbooring Snorlax's butt.[/quote]
[quote]Nateh, the budding trainer of the famous Flying Genital one day crawled out from his Shack hidden under a very large Maggyo, determined to start anew in the world. No sooner had he taken one step, however, he fell off a poorly placed cliff, and landed on his head. The impact damaged his brain so badly, that from then on, the only way he knew how to get around was by falling. Nateh's brother, AmethystStorm however, found him in this state, and married him out of pity, attempting to give him a good home. Together they had a single kid, based on a wild night involving a now very dirty gardevoir cosplay suit, who they prompty forgot about when Ame divorced Nateh after finding out what his line of work was- a Sex Slave to the Fire Leader, Cal, which had, accordingly earned Nateh the title of Cal's Smex Toy.
+AmethystStorm: Oh, and his HM Slave was ExCALibur, which happened to be what Cal called his- you know.[/quote]

[Mashew]

Lol for sayas having most of my troll answer but u married my x wife! My som did?...

And kajjs is O_O

Nateh married his brother .... 2 sons getting married lol for the calsex slave part and Ame we do not need to know what he calls his ermmember....

Can't wait to do Ikarus!!!!

[Stein]

Our family is so special... so much incest..

[Amethyst]

[quote]Ikaru, the master Illusionist, AKA Ame's Penis set out from his house in the Doro Realm, after his wife, Yumi, suffered severe injury from giving birth to a Pineapple. Desperate to find a cure, he took the Pineapple and let it carry him forward, teleporting across the world! Forward he went, and found Mashew, who would be come his good friend and/or HM Slave, and who would, through his endless "help" land Ikaru a job as a professional BJ reciever cowboy in space. But that THAT WAS OKAY, because AT LEAST HE WAS IN SPACE.[/quote]

[Stein]

[attachment=70:test_copy.png]Lol look at Blakes smexy wife XD

i fail I know

[Mashew]

I LIKE IT UXIE!! I wanna make one sooo bad... >>

[Amethyst]

[quote]Taro, the young Lance from Cerulean city was awarded his first pokemon from the Water Gym: A slowpoke. He and his valliant Slowpoke set out set out across the land to do one thing and one thing only: Become GOD. On his quest for ultimate power, Taro made use of Saya as an HM Slave, and a helpless Loli whom he rode about Kanto. Eventually, he met a young girl named Chie, whom he would marry, settle down in shack with back in his home town, and have two kids... Never fully realizing his dream of being a true God, he was reduced to hiding his secret fettish for Reborn's fire leader Cal from his family for the rest of his days.[/quote]


[quote]Terra THOUGHT she was downloading a Female Hooker file for her hentai collection, but it was actually the esteemed Gary Oak's personal pet, N8theGr8. N8 Proceded to surf the intert using Hark's cum as a browser. In conjunction with the Nattorei she paired him with, the massive amounts of Cum injested by that surfing, and his brutally raping his starter Pokemon, Lin, in angrysexmode N8 proceeded to have 56655456 kids across Terra's computer, most of which became Yaoi Stars on her harddrive. He eventually crafted his own House out of some spare pixels, with the help of his HM Slave Lady Gaga (also staring in much yaoi) and spent the rest of his days excercising his fettish of watching Ame be raped by little boys.[/quote]


[quote]Moldy Man Winter. Legends passed down for generations tell incredible tales of his journey of self discovery. Once lost and alone in the world, the young tit implanter only knew one thing truly:
Dildos were fucking hawt.
His love for dildos was so vast, it fueled his spark to find his calling- he left his mansion with only a mudkip, equipped with its sexy sext strap on, and set forth to find himself. Winter would make haste via Kim Kardishan's ass, and encounter many foes that he would overcome with the help of his HM Slave, his own vagina. Eventually, he met a beautiful trollface, whom he fell in love with and married. They settled down in Cynthia's vagina, where the sheer fucked upedness of their relationship cause 9.6 children to vanish from the world everytime trollface gave birth.[/quote]
[quote]Hark received infinite fame across the globe for being the sole individual to catch Osama Bin Laden. However instead of turning Osama into the authorities, he kept him as a starter Pokemon instead, as he travelled across the world. That was whe he met N8. Nothing else mattered anymore. He released Obama, and spent every second of the rest of his life trying to please N8, both his master and slave. The massive amounts of STDs that were -created- just by the sheer amount of sex they have sufficed to allow Hark to travel on them wherever he went. He and N8 roamed the world, as Hark tried to please him- convincing young boys to rape Ame just to fulfill N8's fettish of seeing them do just that. He convinced so many, he soon developed a fetish for doing that himself- and, well, long story short, he and N8 settled down in a house and just ended up doing it all the bloody time. Because of his great interest on the subject, Hark became a Jizz-in-N8's-pants-ologist, and eventually decided to reside within that Jizz as well. In the end, he and N8 did it so much that N8 was eternally pregnant (having been literally surfing on Hark's cum) pumping out infinite cildren for the rest of time.
Due to the maternal leave that N8 was forevermore on, however, Hark was often alone, and in his isolation took to marrying his right hand to keep him company,
Waiting...
Waiting for the day that his master and slave would return...[/quote]

[Godot]

what is all this madness XD

[Amethyst]

This.
Is MASH.

[quote]Amor never did find her original trainer- but she did find Love. Winter- the man/wannabeGallade of her dreams. Together, they settled into a mansion in Olivine City, overlooking the charming country coast. There, Amor was content to pursue her dreams of licking all of the cream off of the oreos and putting them back in the box, as she secretly tamed Walruses in the cove down the shore, along with her friends Pikachu and Smeargle. She and Winter had Edible Nipple Eraser children together, and Amor forevermore hid her secret lust for cumming on Hark's quats (much to Winter's jealousy)[/quote]

[Maelstrom]

Sparta?! This. Is. THE LOONEY BIN!!!!! D:<