SilverJakler's Wacky Trip (Second Vanilla Playthrough)

[SilverJakler]

I will be making me second Vanilla trip through the Reborn region and all the wonder and horrors it has to offer. What I mean by Vanilla exactly is that I won't be using any imported Pokemon from the Request-A-Pokemon thread or any other save altering shenanigans (well except soft resetting for good natures and other shit like that). Pretty much just like the first two times I played this (the first time my save got corrupted so I don't really count that one), just get up and go.

I'll be posting updates about my adventures and the tomfoolery that me and my team get into throughout the playthrough. Who knows? This might become my actual main file. First segment should be soon!

[SilverJakler]

UPDATE #1

For my player character I went with the one I usually choose: Vero. Boring, I know, but he's my guy. Anyways after the train blew the hell up, I went on down to the Grand Hall, had a chat with Victoria and chose my starter.

Aidan, the Lightbearer.

He had a bit of a tussle with Cain and his Nidoran M (not like that you pervs gosh). We then a a fire against fire dual with Victoria and her Tepig. Both fights went pretty well, Aidan just barely clutching it out both times. Aftwards, we explored the Peridot Ward and found two new allies:

Nedila, the Trash Mother and...

Surround, the Noise Tank.

Now, with this unstoppable team of scrubs, we will dominate this Ward!

[officialarimakishou]

Good luck! This looks like the beginning of a really fun run, and I hope you enjoy and have fun!

[SilverJakler]

UPDATE #2

So after putzing around the Peridot Ward for a bit, this shit happened:

I have obtained the Kingslayer. The Maker of Widows. The Absolute Dominator until after Florina where I'll dump her in the PC for good.

SLAYENA THE F*CKING STRONG

No one could possibly match here poweru!

oh

Anyways, after getting her like 2 more levels we encountered some punk with a bitch ass Stunky.

Piece of cake, right?

Damn.

After getting vengeance for the pain she endured, she up mastered The Spin.

And became the master Swordsbuggo.

Next, we went and crushed every other trainer in ward and encountered the worst husbando:

Shrub.

Yes. And I did.

Good.

And then Aidan got well versed in The Spin. No mastered, but he knows how to use it.

Then we fought in the factory and slayed the Jabberwocky.

oh and we took on julia

Beat her pretty quick with some Dragon Rages and Fury Cutters. No biggy.

Now we find ourselves in the slums squaring off against this fREAKIN BOX

I'M ONTO YOU.

And then Surround evolved.

Same.

Then we ran into this guy. Shouldn't be too hard, right?

how

As we delved further into the real bad part of town, we chased the little scraggy into this room:

Huh, should be easy.

Oh no...

DOES THIS INVISIBLE SCRAGGY HAVE A STAND?

[SilverJakler]

UPDATE #3

After a triumphant victory over the Scraggy Gang, the crew and I made our way down to the Coral Ward and had a meet up with Amaria trying to save a precious cinnamon roll of an Oshawott who was stranded on a small concrete platform out in the polluted ass ocean. I don't know how he got there but we were gonna save it, damn it.

Then Cain showed up and had his Grimer actually do the saving. And it seemed to have grown fond of the guy.

wellimeanifyoudontwantitillgladlytakeitthanks

But, he let him join his team anyway. damn it

We then had a battle where I pretty much curbstomped him. Then as he went his own way, Amaria told me to meet her and Florinia at the park to get to the bottom of these plant shenanigans. And the two brave Gym Leaders ran briskly into the fray.

Aaaaand were immediately captured. Figures.

So I went in there myself and some guy that's actually three guys challenged me to a battle... for their LIVES.

Aw, it's just an adorable Tangr-

ooOOOH MY GOD.

After that nightmare was taken down, the three guy bailed with his weird ass "PULSE" machine and Amaria and Florinia were saved! Good for me I guess.

Now that the planty terror was over for this district, next up would be the academy and Florinia's Gym.

[SilverJakler]

UPDATE #4

On the way to the academy we had a few battles with the locals (meaning asshole teenager students). But then the biggest asshole teenager of them all decided to show up:

Shrub.

Eh, no biggy right? I can just take him down ea-

SHRUUUUUUUUUB.

Now I gotta make a detour and beat the shit outta these kids to achieve victory for the motherland.

'Cept for this kid cuz he gave me stuff and didn't attack me. Like a GOOD PERSON. Don't worry, though. I'm totally not gonna gamble.

Fuck.

I did get a Nidoran out of it though. So werf.

EVEN THE TEACHERS ARE ASSHOLES HERE. And then I kicked Shrub's ass again.

Yeah probably not.

I don't doubt it.

lolno Slayena swept her with Fury Cutter spam.

Onto the Jasper Ward!

[SilverJakler]

UPDATE #5

On the way to the Jasper Ward, I went to the scrub girl's house and took her asshole Snubbull from her.

Iggy the Unenthused

alsohestartswithclosecombatyay

And we got em just in time...

TO SAVE THAT PUPPER FROM THOSE PUPPER WITH MY PUPPER LES GO

and then he mastered The Spin.

As we dipped our collective feet (or in Nedila's case, bottom part of flubber body) into the wasteland that is the Jasper Ward we got an assignment from the local police department to find the 5 missing Officer Mc'Guffins so we can slay the jabberwocky (probably another PULSE pocket monstrosity).

Sounds like a certain Gym Leader we'll be seeing soon.

Sir? SIR!? STOP RUNNING INTO THAT WALL SIR.

We then ventured further into the woods without delay and we were careful not to lose the way. We beat the shit out of some Team Meteor plebs and found the boss: Taka and his spawn of Satan...

CHATOT.

https://youtu.be/DJ-lJ06OVr4?t=3

But little did he know his Chatter would be useless against Surround's SOUNDPROOF.

YES.

Edited August 23, 2016 by SilverJakler

[SilverJakler]

UPDATE #6

After we beat the shit out of Taka and his shit bird, we ran into some shitty kid with a Salamence that gave us too much exposition.

So after she flew away, I remembered I had to save the boys in blue and found one in an alleyway.

Lazy fucker. Standing there 'n shit. I TOOK DOWN A SATAN PARROT, WHAT'VE YOU DONE TODAY?

Hey... that jittery guy in that building was looking for a Mareep. Should probably get this guy back to him.

WELP. Mine now.

Found another.

So, everything's been going good. Found some cops, got a floof, everything's starting to look up.

Or down.

I have now been captured by the ancient Nuzlocke tribe. They said they won't let me out until I start another Nuzlocke.

FUCK YOU YOU STRAIGHTFORWARD NUTFUCKS I'LL DO ONE WHEN I FINISH MY OTHER 40 PLAYTHROUGHS

Now I am alone. There's no possible way I can get out of here. These sticks and twigs are too powerful for any of my guys to destroy. Especially not Aidan. His fire can't do shit to these impervious sticks. Not a single thing.

Then to make matters worse, Shrub showed up.

Nah, I'm good, fam. Also, go hug a Ferrothorn. Hard.

And then he left after I kindly refused. Probably went off to go kick some Lillipups or something like the dog he is.

And then a familiar Chatot saved me from my makeshift prison. See, Shrub? A DEMONIC BIRD IS NICER THAN YOU.

I then went on to save more cops.

Dude, you probably could've just like... squeezed through the holes in the rope if you tried... like at all.

Hey pupper, did Shrub kick you? What'dya find, girl?

Oh. RIP. After that, the Growlithe disappeared into the night.

Aaaand the last one hath been saved. By me. SilverJakler.

andthennightmareinducingdoublebattlewithzelandtakawhatever

And it turns out one of the Gym Leaders was actually with Team Meteor all along!

edge.

What, no. He just casually strolled to the right. Damn, these cops are useless.

Welp, now I have to go find his edgelord ass.

[Caraboo]

Support for the other Reborn players who start new games they have trouble finishing. -high five-

[SilverJakler]

Support for the other Reborn players who start new games they have trouble finishing. -high five-

You know it. I've got way too many Pokémon runs going on right now. I swear I'll finish this one tho. *shifty eyes*

[SilverJakler]

UPDATE #7

Alright, so it's been a while since I updated, I know. So here's the next chapter of this Wacky Trip.

So's we chased that Cyrus looking motherfucker to his sinister looking ass gym. How the cops got there before me, I'll never know.

Not very surprising, really. Alright what's the damage?

Oh, the cops are being mind controlled by some gas or whatever? Guess they gotta catch these hands.

And they did.

Then I solved the puzzle and got into the scuffle of the century.

Trivia Guy vs Edge Lord.

Nah, fam. I'm good.

And I was good, because he went down like a helicopter with no one in it. dontaskmehowthathelicoptergotupintheairidontknowman

Then after I whooped his ass he just casually left the premises. Without the cops doing anything. Again.

Ayy man, I don't know what's going on here but that's not a very nice thing to say to yo-

Wait, what are you doing?

I mean true, but c'mon man. Get back from there. Like right now.

...Damn it.

I wish that were you, Shrub. In fact EVERYONE wished that were you.

Then, something blew up.

Oh my god.