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colers25

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After trying this game and loving the hell out of it; it having reinvigorated my liking for pokemon, and cure the crippling depression that took hold once i realized that my pleb compact phone couldn't handle Pokemon GO. This game gave me a new look on how to play the games and made me appreciate tactics that aren't pick-high-damage-moves-of-as-many-types-as-possible-with-a-full-sweeper-team strategy. I love it, i love that brilliant girl for making it and i love the old reborn league for inspiring it. Just like a few other folks i was notified of this games existance by a very enthousiastic chap on 9Gag advertising it as a masterpiece.

Due to my excessive need for pedantry blessing people with advice and lurking in QA sections, i cbf delayed my unnecessary inevitable introduction, but here I am, Colers, your friendly neighborhood pedant and Asperger patient.

I am a somewhat introverted chap who spends a lot of time at home because i can't be fucked simply can't afford traveling half across my country (that being belgium) to visit the few friends I have. I have an extremely strong memory and tend to adsorb any game wikia like a bloody sponge, so i am generally absurdly intelligible on whatever game I play. Whether it is a character flaw or my Asperger syndrome (in case you thought i was memeing in poor taste; guess again, i even went to a school for speshul autistic/ADD/ADHD kids) I share this brilliant knowledge with the compulsion of someone with OCD locking their doors.

I am very comfortable with my Asperger syndrome Along with the literal ledger worth of other bad personality traits and won't flip out if anyone makes a joke related to it or even mocks me directly at it, in fact, i welcome it. I was told a long time ago i wasn't a funny chap, that my jokes suck and that i couldn't do humor for shit *cue sad music, but for some reason, whenever someone made a joke about me, it was hilarious. But, yet, everyone insisted that i wasn't funny, but why was i crowned such an object of humor then? And then the brilliant thought occured to me; for henceforth, i would continue to mock the shit out of myself because god damnit, I am funny, be it as the mouth or the butt of a joke!

So, you guys will probably see me and my collection of useless facts glorious knowledge around here for a while. But don't ask me to update my forum pic because it always just defaults to that default koala picture windows 7 used to have Because i cbf to actually find something original and its only a matter of time before someone starts calling me koalarz if i do.

So far, Pokemon Reborn made my year.

Unfortunately now all kazuals other people in my life think i am a bloody moron for claiming that pokemon games can be mature, engaging and hard as hell. I guess I'm just gonna have to live with that. Dammit Amethyst.

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