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okay but lions are actually cats???

Yes they are, really big cats with manes, but cats none the less. (Aka the felidae, the cat family). Without the help of dogs, we wouldn't have been able to create a society where we could study such interesting facts. Dogs are therefore responsible for the creation of modern science and the scientific method. All hail our Canine friends!

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Once upon a time, a dog and a cat lived together. One day they were walking on an old path and found an injured bird and a destroyed bird nest. The bird was in bad condition and couldn't remember what attacked it, but the Dog and nurtured it to good health. The dog remained by its side through-out its recovery, but in the shadows, the cat was secretly waiting for the dog to let its guard down to kill the bird and have a nice meal. One day, the cat distracted the dog, and tried to attack the bird. The dog heard the frantic chirps of the bird and rushed back to bite the cat's tail and swing it to the other side of the room. The dog kept watch on the bird till it was fully healed. When the bird was fully healed, it was released back into the wild. After a few days, it remembered who attacked it and remembered its mother was killed by the SAME cat the dog was with.

Moral of story: Cats are assholes.

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