Joke Factory

[IntSys]

Special thanks to Pocky for starting the idea in the chat!

Welcome to the grandiose Joke Factory, where people put up sets that are absolutely NUTS. Bulky Dugtrio, Perish Song Azumarill, you name it!

To start things off, here are my sets:

Fire Spin to "trap" things, Toxic + Hex for massive damage, and Substitute for opposing Toxic stalls.

This set is so horrible but alas it is here. Perhaps if I change Flame Charge to Flare Blitz, it will become "viable"

Edited September 9, 2016 by IntSys

[YinYang9705]

have said dugtrio, and the expected alakazam

http://pastebin.com/8fUA2qcR

http://pastebin.com/Ksimwz4P

[Ironbound]

Here's my nominee:

Bibarel.

That's it. Any Bibarel set will qualify as a joke, and a flat one at that.

But the best one?

http://pastebin.com/rY9McVNS

[Caradius]

Drunk Colin Classic : ^ )

Seafood + Ice cream :

Crayfish (Crawdaunt) @ Focus Sash

Ability: Adaptability

EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe

Adamant Nature

- Aqua Jet

- Knock Off

- Waterfall

- Dragon Dance

Shrimp (Clawitzer) @ Choice Specs

Ability: Mega Launcher

EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD

Modest Nature

- Aura Sphere

- Dragon Pulse

- Scald

- Dark Pulse

Shark Fin Soup (Sharpedo) @ Sharpedonite

Ability: Speed Boost

EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe

Hasty Nature

- Hidden Power [Fire]

- Ice Beam

- Waterfall

- Crunch

Oyster (Cloyster) @ King's Rock

Ability: Skill Link

EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe

Adamant Nature

- Shell Smash

- Icicle Crash

- Rock Blast

- Ice Shard

Jellyfish (Tentacruel) @ Black Sludge

Ability: Liquid Ooze

EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe

Timid Nature

- Sludge Bomb

- Scald

- Rapid Spin

- Toxic Spikes

Vanilla Ice Cream (Vanilluxe) @ Focus Sash

Ability: Weak Armor

EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe

Timid Nature

- Ice Beam

- Freeze-Dry

- Flash Cannon

- Mirror Coat

[pyrromanis]

OK time to fill this thread with OP sets!

Mega Ray Quay Quay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy-5Lk8IhYM

U Don't Mess With God (Rayquaza-Mega) @ Leftovers
Ability: Delta Stream
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Whirlpool
- Toxic
- Dragon Ascent
- Sky Drop

Ofc we can't forget youtubes most well known set!

Verlisify (Wailord) @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Impish Nature
- Heavy Slam
- Amnesia
- Curse
- Rest

Bibs should be proud with this

bibs (Bibarel) @ Leftovers
Ability: Simple
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Double Team
- Curse
- Amnesia
- Waterfall

Best 1st route bug

Buzz Ironyear (Dustox) @ Leftovers
Ability: Shield Dust
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Quiver Dance
- Iron Defense
- Roost
- Giga Drain

Edited September 9, 2016 by pyrromanis

[Ojama Yellow]

[NickCrash]

@Caradius, the sets you posted are actually viable. Here we take the pokemon and act as if it could fill other roles, like bulky Dugtrio or physical Slowbro

You can't top this one. Cro-Ninja

Shedinja @ Leftovers

Ability: Wonder Guard

EVs: 252 HP / 248 Def / 8 SpD

Serious Nature

IVs: 0 Atk

- Substitute

- Final Gambit

- Rest

- Sleep Talk

[Hycrox]

The best team ever:

http://hastebin.com/venoqewipe.md

[Ojama Yellow]

[Cobalt996]

Mixed bulky Zoroark. Only good at doing nothing. Might get a hit out, might deal damage?

Zoroark @ Assault Vest

Ability: Illusion

EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpD

Nature: Gentle

- Night Daze

- Knock Off

- Flamethrower

- Sucker Punch

[pyrromanis]

Time for the all powerful team: "Water you waiting for"
http://pastebin.com/qKMK1RZL

Alien invasion!

Hard like a Glass (Deoxys-Attack) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Iron Defense
- Amnesia
- Recover
- Zen Headbutt

No Misses Today (Deoxys) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Telekinesis
- Zap Cannon
- Focus Blast
- Thunder

Boooooooom (Deoxys-Defense) @ Power Herb
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Nasty Plot
- Psycho Boost
- Solar Beam
- Ice Beam

Flinch-Time (Deoxys-Speed) @ King's Rock
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Lonely Nature
- Agility
- Cosmic Power
- Dark Pulse
- Zen Headbutt

[Cyanna Cyril]

In memory of gen 3:

Slaking @ Choice Band

Ability: Truant

EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe

Adamant Nature

- Focus Punch

- Giga Impact

- Tickle

- Snore

And for all those who need sleep:

Musharna @ Leftovers

Ability: Synchronize

EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD

Modest Nature

IVs: 0 Atk

- Psywave

- Hypnosis

- Nightmare

- Dream Eater

[Pocky]

oh wow you finally made a thread for it! im surprised <:
anyway, i've actually been trying to work on the format and maybe pass it towards swimming, but i have no success and lol i dont know what im doing
here's a shit load of sets that ive been + put of intsys's joke sets so it's a mixed bag of his and mine
http://pastebin.com/iWdwAJAK
maybe swim could make the factory when we have enough?

[Swampellow]

Sexy Fish

Gyarados

Ability: Moxie

EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA

Bold Nature

IVs: 0 Atk

- Captivate

- Attract

- Whirlpool

- Rest

[Ojama Yellow]

[IntSys]

good shits

RAW POWER (Medicham) @ Life Orb

Ability: Pure Power

EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe

Timid Nature

IVs: 0 Atk

- Psyshock

- Focus Blast

- Calm Mind

- Shadow Ball

Crossdressing Gallade (Gardevoir) @ Gardevoirite

Ability: Trace

Shiny: Yes

EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe

Adamant Nature

- Double-Edge

- Thunder Punch

- Fire Punch

- Ice Punch

Hoopa-Rebound (Hoopa-Unbound)

Ability: Magician

EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD

Calm Nature

IVs: 0 Atk

- Foul Play

- Toxic

- Rest

- Sleep Talk

Edited September 10, 2016 by IntSys

[Hycrox]

Revival?

PowerfulGlitch (Porygon-Z)
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Sharpen
- Aerial Ace
- Foul Play
- Double-Edge

MuscleBlob (Blissey) (F) @ Choice Band
Ability: Serene Grace
- Fire Punch
- Power-Up Punch
- Earthquake
- Body Slam

[pyrromanis]

Revival?

PowerfulGlitch (Porygon-Z)

Ability: Adaptability

EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe

Adamant Nature

- Sharpen

- Aerial Ace

- Foul Play

- Double-Edge

MuscleBlob (Blissey) (F) @ Choice Band

Ability: Serene Grace

- Fire Punch

- Power-Up Punch

- Earthquake

- Body Slam

Replace Double Edge with Last Resort and that set is LIT!!!

[Shad_]

I fell in love with this thread, and i'm quite surprised no one thought about these already

Magikarp @ Eviolite

Ability: Rattled

EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe

Jolly Nature

- Celebrate

- Happy Hour

- Splash

- Tackle

New OU material here

Shedinja @ Assault Vest

Ability: Wonder Guard

EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe

Jolly Nature

- Rest

- Bide

- Sandstorm

- Harden

AV Sandstorm Shedinja because yes

[Pocky]

o i forgot about this thread lol

DANCE WATER DANCE (Tentacruel) @ Damp Rock

Ability: Rain Dish

EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe

Jolly Nature

- Rain Dance

- Swords Dance

- Waterfall

- Poison Jab

"Clefable" (Chimecho) @ Leftovers

Ability: Levitate

Shiny: Yes

EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD

Bold Nature

IVs: 0 Atk

- Recover

- Thunder Wave

- Calm Mind

- Dazzling Gleam

[Drymus]

Powerhouse (Dugtrio) @ Life Orb

Ability: Sand Force

EVs: 252 Sp Atk / 252 Spe

Modest Nature

- Earth Power

- Ancient Power

- Sandstorm

- Final Gambit

Sure, we all know Dugtrio's role. Trap the thing, kill the thing with Earthquake, switch out. Which is why this Dugtrio aims to do exactly the opposite of that Dugtrio. Your opponent will U-turn out, thinking they can get around Dugtrio by bringing in a physical wall, only to find out you were running special Sand Force Dugtrio! And when Dugtrio gets worn down, you can give it one last hurrah to finish off that one Sturdy user's last HP. Your opponents won't know what hit them! If you really hate your opponent, you can opt for Sand Veil with Brightpowder and run Sand Attack instead of Final Gambit instead!

[Lugruf]

I heard people like baton pass

Mew @ Life Orb

Ability: Synchronize

EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe

Naive Nature

- Baton Pass

- Superpower

- Overheat

- Last Resort

This set is probably god tier in PU

Coilperior (Serperior) @ Leftovers

Ability: Overgrow

EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe

Jolly Nature

- Coil

- Leaf Blade

- Knock Off

- Iron Tail / Aqua Tail

I still can't believe this isn't a thing

Dancing unicorn (Keldeo) @ Life Orb

Ability: Justified

EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe

Jolly Nature

- Swords Dance

- Close Combat

- Aqua Jet / Aqua Tail

- Stone Edge / Aqua Tail

Edited September 25, 2016 by Lugruf

[pyrromanis]

The ultimate disgusting tank!

Clefairy @ Eviolite

Ability: Magic Guard

EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spd

Calm Nature

- Minimize

- Cosmic Power

- Lucky Chant

- Softboiled

Watch your opponent struggling to hit you through evasion and defencive boosts without even be able to crit you! Yes you are Taunt bait, but who cares? Taunt is a useless move no one should use in Joke Factory

[IntSys]

Let's get to some EXTREME STALLING!

Lazybones (Kyurem-Black) @ Light Clay

Ability: Teravolt

EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD

Bold Nature

IVs: 0 Atk

- Toxic

- Roost

- Light Screen

- Reflect

That's not all! Here's the REAL deal.

LEGENDARY (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash

Ability: Moody

EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe

Jolly Nature

- Belly Drum

- Bolt Strike

- Dragon Ascent

- Close Combat

This Malamar REALLY wants to die, how about giving it a hand?

KILL ME (Malamar) @ Custap Berry

Ability: Contrary

EVs: 252 Spe

Timid Nature

IVs: 0 Atk

- Calm Mind

- Destiny Bond

- Taunt

- Double Team

And for the lulz, here's an Alakazam that would've been decent if it was in the right generation.

IF ONLY (Alakazam) @ Leftovers

Ability: Inner Focus

EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe

Jolly Nature

- Thunder Punch

- Fire Punch

- Ice Punch

- Recover

Edited September 25, 2016 by IntSys

[pyrromanis]

When your physical movepool is way better than your special!

Typhlosion @ Choice Band

Ability: Flash Fire

EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe / 4 Def

Adamant Nature

- Flare Blitz

- Wild Charge

- Earthquake

- Rock Slide / Shadow Claw / Brick Break