Terrible puns, put 'em here~

[Elizabeth]

...K so about those bad puns!!!! We ALLLL know Ame and them have the worst puns imaginable! I figure, alright, this is way too good for the Reborn quote book, because those are just funny quotes. Instead, I've dedicated a thread for bad puns, find logs? Post them here! Have one of your own? Post here! Enjoy~

Edited April 5, 2012 by Elizabeth

[Yuki]

WHEN WILL IT END

[Ninja-kun]

Even I can ask that....never =w=

[Elizabeth]

HEY ;; Hark! You don't need to bark at me, just leaf me alone...because I think you're getting a little too... hot under the collar -bolts- ~

[Elizabeth]

We need to change the name of this topic...hey Hark, with your awesome auth powers..can you change the topic to uh..."Terrible puns put here~"

[Yuki]

SURECANDO

...

DONE.

[anethia]

TREE PUNS!

(11:48:23) +Setsuna: According to my picture from 2008.

(11:48:24) +Setsuna: Ame is a tree.

(11:51:25) +Amethyst: So what if I'm a tree? You don't have to bark about it. Just leaf me alone. T_T

(11:51:38) +Setsuna: ...

(11:51:41) *** Setsuna kills Ame. ***

(11:51:59) +Amethyst: Why are you so mean to me? D:

(11:52:05) +Setsuna: BECAUSE.

(11:52:09) +Setsuna: YOU MAKE HORRIBLE PUNS.

(11:52:40) +Amethyst: Ashley.

(11:52:48) +Amethyst: I think you might have some issues.

(11:52:54) +Setsuna: ?

(11:52:54) +Amethyst: Talk with me, let's get to the root of the problem.

(11:53:01) +Setsuna: ................................................

(11:53:04) +Setsuna: WELL.

(11:53:06) +Amethyst: I think all of this other anger is just branching out from that.

(11:53:11) +Setsuna: I'm going to go kill myself from all these puns.

(11:53:15) +Amethyst: Tell me, wood you be willing to discuss this?

(11:53:20) ~~~ Setsuna was mysteriously struck by lightning. ~~~

(11:53:34) +Amethyst: ...Victree

[Elizabeth]

(23:19:58) *** AisuKiba just takes Yuki's tea and wanders off. ***
(23:20:06) [ĐŴĉ] Pink Cheetah: Erick, sinve that is your current name?
(23:20:13) [Ninja] Erick: Nope.
(23:20:14) +Ikaru: E-male?
(23:20:15) +Ikaru: *shot*
(23:20:20) elekid cudi: ^
(23:20:25) *** [Ninja] Erick reloads ***
(23:20:45) [ĐŴĉ] Pink Cheetah: ... E-cat? Since I can't call you E-dawg?
(23:20:56) [Ninja] Erick: Not no, but hell no.
(23:21:03) [ĐŴĉ] Pink Cheetah: ... E-bird?
(23:21:06) +Ikaru: E-PONY
(23:21:07) [sU]Brave Soul: Back o-o
(23:21:14) [Ninja] Erick: Nope Chuck Testa.
(23:21:15) +Ikaru: i am so not helping.
(23:21:17) elekid cudi: E-pona ika?
(23:21:20) +Ikaru: ^ better
(23:21:27) [ĐŴĉ] Pink Cheetah: .... Epic win.
(23:21:37) [ĐŴĉ] Pink Cheetah: E-horsie?
(23:21:40) +Ikaru: err but uh let's not encourage-
(23:21:42) [Ninja] Erick: No.
(23:21:47) [sU]Brave Soul: PUNS!
(23:21:50) elekid cudi: theres a lot of animals Pink
(23:22:01) [ĐŴĉ] Pink Cheetah: ... E-E-E-
(23:22:03) [ĐŴĉ] Pink Cheetah: ..
(23:22:05) [ĐŴĉ] Pink Cheetah: Effnuts.
(23:22:07) AisuKiba: ..
(23:22:08) [Ninja] Erick: Yeah, uh o animals at all.
(23:22:09) AisuKiba: -facepalms-
(23:22:17) elekid cudi: pokepuns are not amewsing
(23:22:20) [Ninja] Erick: Nope.
(23:22:23) [ĐŴĉ] Pink Cheetah: ....
(23:22:41) [ĐŴĉ] Pink Cheetah: E-Mewsing?
(23:22:45) elekid cudi: ^
(23:22:51) [Ninja] Erick: ..
(23:22:55) elekid cudi: howd you think that up
(23:22:56) [Ninja] Erick: Not no, but hell no.
(23:22:58) +Ikaru: that's not even-
(23:23:00) +Ikaru: what
(11:54:53) [sU]Anivia: Kiba...
(11:54:56) +Amethyst: Hm...
(11:54:58) [TG] Ryner: *area
(11:55:01) +Amethyst: Well
(11:55:11) AisuKiba: :[
(11:55:11) [sU]Anivia: I feel offended by the fact you're eating something related to Ice ;~;
(11:55:23) AisuKiba: ...I am not eating, I am carrying Ame to his truck.
(11:55:30) AisuKiba: but I see what you did there!
(11:55:32) +Amethyst: Okay, sorry, the first thing you should realise is that I have a severe mentail disability.
(11:55:35) +Amethyst: It's called being blonde.
(11:55:41) +Amethyst: I forget all the things.
(11:55:47) AisuKiba: -facepalms-
(11:55:59) AisuKiba: Ame: Y u no remember?!
(11:56:14) [TG] Ryner: ;-;
(15:26) Amethyst: Huh?
(15:27) Amethyst: Sorry, I didn't know that making tree puns made me into a tree. QQ
(15:27) AisuKiba: ;; no that's how yer tree puns started ;;
(15:27) Amethyst: I didn't think jokes would make me... stick out like that.
(15:27) AisuKiba: (well one of 'em)
(15:27) AisuKiba: ...I see wat you did there!
(15:27) Amethyst: But even if I'm not barking out jokes left and right, you don't have to leaf.
(15:27) AisuKiba: but really Ame, you need to branch out your interests more :<
(15:27) Amethyst: I'm sorry, I just try to stick to the root of things.
(15:28) AisuKiba: But you always leafs so suddenly! Especially in Winter :<
(15:28) Amethyst: :c
(15:28) Amethyst: What's winter got to do with it?
(15:28) Amethyst: Isn't blaming it on the seasons a little bit cold?
(15:29) Amethyst: I think you need to just cool off a bit, and look at it more rationally.
(15:29) AisuKiba: Nah it's just giving me the cold shoulder then people always blame me for springing when I grow.
(15:29) Amethyst: If you see what icy then you'll see that it has nothing to do with winter.
(15:30) AisuKiba: when your hair becomes snow and starts falling, then winter has everything to do with it :<
(15:30) AisuKiba: I mean who wants little white flakes all over the place?
(15:30) AisuKiba: and you're a tree Ame, you should know better
(15:30) Amethyst: ...Now you're bringing my hair into this? Geez, you're all over the place with your argument; I can't strand it.
(15:31) AisuKiba: QQ
(15:31) AisuKiba: (main chat)
(22:10:22) +Kiozo: I love Aisu XD Such an awesome name/part of a name :3
(22:10:32) Liz: ~
(22:10:36) Liz: I heart a Kiozo name~
(22:10:43) +Kiozo: Pretty sure I'm ignorant of the origions though D:
(22:10:48) Liz: ;;
(22:10:48) +Kiozo: Awww
(22:10:51) Liz: Kiba = fang
(22:10:57) Liz: so I'm IceFang(AisuKiba)
(22:11:07) +Kiozo: Aisu is Ice? Cool!
(22:11:14) +Kiozo: ....no pun intended ...><'
(22:12:16) Mczipo: >_<
(22:18:47) Liz: exactly, I walked right into that!
(22:18:48) Liz: ;;;;
(00:14:00) A Light Blue Dragon: (23:12:37) AisuKiba: I sometimes forget to eat man. <=== I would as well, but I'm not a cannibal, and nor am I Take.
(00:14:14) AisuKiba: ............................
(00:14:15) AisuKiba: WTF
(00:14:16) AisuKiba: ;;
(00:14:24) ミュウ: lol
(00:14:27) AisuKiba: OH
(00:14:29) A Light Blue Dragon: Hey, he said that he'd use me as the prey for... Yeah.
(00:14:30) AisuKiba: I SEE WAT YOU DID DERE
(00:15:10) A Light Blue Dragon: Steve Jobs released the plans for one last Apple product before he died, and I have the prototype for it.
(00:15:14) A Light Blue Dragon: It's called the iPro.
(00:15:30) AisuKiba: ...............
(00:15:33) *** AisuKiba faceplants ***
(00:15:40) AisuKiba: that is not
(00:15:42) AisuKiba: Emewsing
(00:15:44) AisuKiba: :<
(00:16:07) A Light Blue Dragon: ;~;
(00:16:35) [TG] Ryner: iPro < iMad
(00:16:52) A Light Blue Dragon: iPro > iMad
(00:16:58) ミュウ: iPro< Mew
(00:17:20) AisuKiba: U mad bro?
(00:17:21) AisuKiba: ``
(14:08:02) Ko-Chan.: Going to the forest. Whee. Gomna go beat up a tree.
(14:08:09) AisuKiba: what did a tree do to you?
(14:08:24) +Amethyst: Maybe it....
(14:08:26) +Amethyst: barked at her.
(14:08:38) +Amethyst: She's just trying to...
(14:08:44) +Amethyst: stick up for herself.
(14:09:06) +[sU]Kaito: ...
(14:09:10) +Amethyst: Regardless, she's got to go do that, so she needs to... leaf.
(14:09:12) +[sU]Kaito: You and your tree puns. xD
(14:09:15) Ko-Chan.: i c wat u did thar.
(14:09:33) *** Ko-Chan. threw a tree at Ame. ***
(14:09:38) Ko-Chan.: :c
(14:09:44) +Amethyst: I wood hope you see~ I'm not trying to stump you with my puns, and- ow..
(14:09:51) AisuKiba: ...
(14:09:52) +Amethyst: ...I guess that was adequate pun-ishment.
(14:09:55) ~~~ Amethyst brought Julia decaf and was never seen again. ~~~
(14:10:14) Ko-Chan.: ._. bbl
(14:10:19) ~~~ Ko-Chan. got away safely. ~~~
(14:10:22) AisuKiba: ROFL!
14:11:14) +Amethyst: I'm just glad Kiba didn't try to pun-t me for it. >>
(14:11:15) ~~~ Amethyst fell down the rabbit hole. ~~~
(14:11:23) [sU]Brave Soul: Oh, good, Ame's back.
(14:11:27) [sU]Brave Soul: And gone again
(14:11:27) The Traveler: lol
(14:12:49) AisuKiba: ..
(14:12:54) AisuKiba: ....
(14:13:08) *** AisuKiba gets out magnum and waits.. ***
(22:56:12) *** Calla looks at her sammich ***
(22:56:20) Riht: >>
(22:56:36) *** Riht points and laughs at sammich, "You are so small, it funny to me." :U ***
(22:56:46) Pink Snow Leopard: Actually
(22:56:53) Pink Snow Leopard: It's a really big sammich.
(22:56:58) Riht: Hot.
(22:57:01) Calla: rofll
(22:57:05) Pink Snow Leopard: No, it's cold.
(22:57:07) Calla: ..
(14:24:40) ~~~ Shirinui was hit by Weezing's WTF SELFDEFUCKINGDESTRUCT BOOOOM~ ~~~
(14:26:40) AisuKiba: ...Well can't say he didn't go out with -shades- a bang.
[6:36:57 PM] Bashoku Mystic: ya know..if you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges :<
[6:37:27 PM] Accelerator: No it doesn't >>
[6:38:08 PM] Bashoku Mystic: ..you tried that..didn't you
[6:38:10 PM] Bashoku Mystic: >>;
[6:40:19 PM] Accelerator: I did
[6:40:20 PM] Accelerator: T_T
[6:41:35 PM] Bashoku Mystic: .....I win
(22:14:32) Mczipo: Liz will Ame's tree puns make you better?
(22:14:33) Pink Snow Leopard: .....
(22:14:36) Liz: NO PUNS
(22:14:37) Liz: ;;
(22:14:41) [sU]Miju-kun: o.o
(22:14:50) Mczipo: COMMENCE THE PUNS
(22:15:05) Mczipo: (21:18) Mczipo: Ametree
(22:15:05) Mczipo: (21:19) Mczipo: Share with me some plant puns :I
(22:15:05) Mczipo: (21:20) Amethyst: I haven't barked them enough already?
(22:15:05) Mczipo: (21:20) Amethyst: Haven't you gotten your chloro-fill?
(22:15:16) Liz: ...
(19:52:25) AisuKiba: I can't delete an Edge
(19:52:30) +Eternal Edge: You might say
(19:52:33) AisuKiba: because it's sharp
(19:52:34) *** Eternal Edge puts on sunglasses ***
(19:52:35) AisuKiba: >>;
(19:52:38) +Eternal Edge: I'm on the Edge
(19:52:40) AisuKiba: ...oh n-
(19:52:44) AisuKiba: ......
(19:52:46) Inuki: You were welcome for a time
(19:52:48) Inuki: Now get out
(19:52:50) Yuki Terumi: ^
(19:52:50) AisuKiba: rofl
(19:52:55) +Eternal Edge: >>
(19:53:01) AisuKiba: nah let him stay
(19:53:03) AisuKiba: Ame's puns are worse
(19:53:09) Inuki: Do you see Ame in here?
(19:53:10) Inuki: No.
(19:53:14) AisuKiba: ...GLAD I DON'T
(19:53:15) Inuki: /d
(19:53:15) AisuKiba: ''
(19:53:22) +Eternal Edge: Ame is the root of the problem, guys.
(19:53:31) Mczipo: He won't leaf yo alone
(19:53:32) +Eternal Edge: Do you beleaf me?
(19:53:33) AisuKiba: and Eternal: ....just because he isn't barking alot..
(19:53:34) Mczipo: you*
(19:53:39) AisuKiba: ...we're horrible
(19:53:41) Inuki: I hope it storms here soon.
(22:18:52) Mczipo: Hai
(22:19:01) [sU]Miju-kun: Vanillish...hard to raise o.o
(22:19:07) AisuKiba: ~
(22:19:09) Mczipo: It's an ice cream cone
(22:19:12) AisuKiba: I never raised it..
(22:19:15) AisuKiba: all you gotta deo
(22:19:16) Mczipo: I'm surprised your not eating it Miju
(22:19:20) AisuKiba: ..is freeze it again
(22:19:22) AisuKiba: >>;
(22:19:24) AisuKiba: that'll raise it
(22:19:26) Mczipo: or put sprinkles on it
(22:19:31) AisuKiba: ...yay
(22:41:47) +Eternal Edge: banning Liz until shw watches it all
(22:41:52) +Eternal Edge: /ban AisuKiba
(22:41:53) +Eternal Edge: >>
(22:42:22) AisuKiba: ...
(22:42:23) AisuKiba: HEY
(22:42:27) +Eternal Edge: IS FOR HORSES
(22:42:39) AisuKiba: ...rofl at Lithi
(22:42:43) AisuKiba: "Tis better for cows."
(22:42:49) +Eternal Edge: >>
(13:37:13) Power Ranger Rodaku: so ame, how does it feel to be stabed by a car
(13:37:15) *** DarklyAmethyst hugs Pixl ***
(13:37:27) +DarklyAmethyst: Well, it hurts. I feel like... I'm going to brake.
(13:38:40) Power Ranger Rodaku: problem aisu?
(13:39:05) *** PixlHeart watches Pokemon ***
(13:39:17) AisuKiba: Rodaku, Ame's pun..
(13:39:26) Power Ranger Rodaku: i know
(13:39:31) Power Ranger Rodaku: i made a pun with his pun too
(13:39:36) Power Ranger Rodaku: isn't that punny?
(13:39:43) AisuKiba: ..
(13:40:21) Light Vaporeon: Sadly you spelled it wrong so it's null and void
(13:40:24) Buster: ...the hell did I get into
(13:40:46) Power Ranger Rodaku: a chicken
(13:40:50) +DarklyAmethyst: Kiba, I think you need to pun-t him.
(13:41:01) Dark RJ: ???
(13:41:04) AisuKiba: Yes I do
(13:41:10) AisuKiba: but will Dark Edge make me faceplant is the issue
(13:41:16) Light Vaporeon: I'll certainly get a kick out of that.
(13:41:17) *** AisuKiba punts Rodaku firmly >[ ***
(14:42:55) +[sU]Hidan: We are all missing the point. Serra is a cold woman
(14:42:57) +Eternal Edge: CAUSE I DON'T LOVE
(14:43:01) Shirinui: OOOH
(14:43:05) Shirinui: That pun!
(14:43:05) Ice: << I used old sand team in 4th gen for league that was fun
(14:43:09) Shirinui: That bad bad bad pun!
(14:43:10) +Eternal Edge: Frieze is pretty cool too.
(14:43:14) +Eternal Edge: But his brother is Cooler
(14:43:17) +[sU]Hidan: wasn't a pun
(14:43:22) +[sU]Hidan: Was the truth
(14:43:31) +Eternal Edge: ICEY?
(14:43:31) Shirinui: Puns puns everywhere
(14:43:41) Szynu: lommh
(14:43:41) +Eternal Edge: IT IS
(14:43:45) Szynu: -.-
(14:43:46) Ice: lies
(14:43:51) +Eternal Edge: ICE IS THE REAL KING OF COOL
(14:43:54) Shirinui: ...
(14:43:54) +Eternal Edge: <<
(14:44:00) Szynu: biology in pokemon ;o
(14:44:01) Shirinui: I am about to explode
(14:44:03) Pixlheart: Gonna use a Weezing. <3
(14:44:06) Shirinui: from these bad puns
(14:44:11) +[sU]Hidan: bye
(14:44:11) +Eternal Edge: But it's true =c
(14:44:15) +Eternal Edge: Ice is soooo cool
(14:44:16) Ice: like hell youd all give me the cold shoulder if I wa sudner another name
(14:44:18) +Eternal Edge: you don't even know
(14:44:26) +TheScarletSword: here comes
(14:44:27) +Eternal Edge: HAHAHA
(14:44:27) +[sU]Hidan: I'll have the janitor clean up your intrails
(14:44:30) +TheScarletSword: the infinite puns
(14:44:31) +TheScarletSword: oh god
(14:44:35) Shirinui: To much punssss
(14:44:41) +Eternal Edge: ohai
(14:44:42) Aperture Draconequus: ._.
(14:44:46) +Eternal Edge: TheScarletSuss
(14:45:00) +TheScarletSword: hi
(14:45:11) Shirinui: that is going in the log book :I
(14:45:16) +[sU]Hidan: Serra is coldblooded! LIKE A SNAKE
(14:45:26) +TheScarletSword: my internet is doing some real silly things
(14:45:26) Ice: you think the puns are bad now ha
(14:45:29) +[sU]Hidan: :I
(14:45:35) Shirinui: Bad puns
(14:45:46) Shirinui: Oh good
(14:45:54) Ice: sometime ago when i was the common cold around here there were so many puns
(14:45:54) Shirinui: Ame can't make some atm ^^
(14:46:08) +[sU]Hidan: No need to give the cold shoulder
(14:46:13) Shirinui: STOP
(14:46:15) Shirinui: With
(14:46:21) Shirinui: the bad punns! >:c
(14:46:28) +[sU]Hidan: Shirinui
(14:46:32) Ice: but there is so many how could I ever go below zero
(14:46:32) +Eternal Edge: Hey
(14:46:32) +[sU]Hidan: Chill bra
(14:46:36) +Eternal Edge: Don't shun the Ametree
(14:46:44) Shirinui: ...
(14:46:48) +[sU]Hidan: Let's all just cool down
(14:46:52) Shirinui: ...
(14:46:54) +Eternal Edge: It's bark is worse than it's bite you know.
(14:47:02) Shirinui: :c
(14:47:09) +TheScarletSword: yeeep my internet is being completely lame
(14:47:12) +TheScarletSword: uuuugh
(14:47:13) +TheScarletSword: not today
(14:47:14) Ice: Edge dont forget that he wont leaf you alone
(14:47:17) Shirinui: TSS
(14:47:19) Shirinui: Help
(14:47:22) +TheScarletSword: with?
(14:47:25) Shirinui: stop da bad puns
(14:47:26) +TheScarletSword: lol
(14:47:26) Shirinui: D:
Shirinui has angered BreloomBot and was put to sleep!
(14:47:28) +Eternal Edge: and by stop
(14:47:29) +TheScarletSword: ...
(14:47:31) +TheScarletSword: dat automod
(14:47:32) +Eternal Edge: he means make more puns with us
(14:48:15) +Ame|Distracted: Excuse me? Did someone say that I can't make puns? I'm going to have to stop that idea cold in its tracks.
(14:48:24) Aisu: ..
(14:48:27) +Eternal Edge: HAH
(14:48:29) +Eternal Edge: YES
(14:48:30) Aisu: Get out
(14:48:30) Aisu: :<
(14:48:31) +Eternal Edge: AMETREE TIME
(14:48:34) +Eternal Edge: NOU
(14:49:01) Ice: Like maybe the video i sent you sometime ago <<
(14:49:11) +[sU]Hidan: Don't leave us in the cold Ame
(14:49:26) +Eternal Edge: wat
(14:49:27) Ice: root yourself back in this chat now Ame D<
(14:49:34) Shirinui: ...
(14:49:34) +Eternal Edge: You think I know anything about the forums?
(14:49:36) +Eternal Edge: Silly Liz
(14:50:48) Ice: hmm I think im cracking up over here
(14:51:04) Aisu: Ice, you're terrible :<
(14:51:11) Aisu: go defrost for a bit.
(14:51:26) +Eternal Edge: Liz
(13:25:01) +Phoenix: you kids are your youth make me sick
(13:25:09) Roo The Baka: ....
(13:25:09) AisuKiba: ..
(13:25:22) AisuKiba: Phoenix, stare, I'm not a kid leaf me alone.
(13:25:31) +TheScarletSword: Icy what you did there
(13:25:33) +TheScarletSword: *shot*
(13:26:00) AisuKiba: also, Scarlet ....-reloads-
(13:26:15) +TheScarletSword: Ocean of Bad Puns: The Movie
(13:26:26) Battle between AisuKiba and Roo The Baka started.
(13:26:50) +Amethyst: Sea it in theatres now!
(13:27:00) +Phoenix: ....
(13:27:04) +Amethyst: Water you waiting for?
(13:27:08) *** Phoenix slaps Ame ***
(13:27:20) Roo The Baka: GOOD ONE AME
(13:27:20) +Amethyst: Sorry, I guess my jokes are a little washed up. :c
(13:27:22) Aperture Draconequus: >Why does this sound like an Episode of Spongebob
(13:27:28) +Phoenix: ...
(13:27:29) Roo The Baka: even better.
(13:27:34) +Phoenix: where is my ban hammer
(13:28:54) +Phoenix: /ban Amethyst's puns
(13:29:24) +Phoenix: /ban Ikaru's puns
(13:29:33) +Phoenix: now I'm happy
(13:30:03) Roo The Baka won against AisuKiba.

[The Fush]

Bad puns aren't punny at all!

Oh, and when I battled Sigmund:

Roo The Baka: This battle is EELy difficult.

And Later...

Roo The Baka: EELektross can be EELy annoying, but it's EELementary to know that hEEL can rEELy EELsily be just EELed away at.

[Midnite]

Urgot to be kidding me! Everyone, Lee Sin to what I'm Talon you. All these puns are Sivir-ly putting me on my Wit's End.

...I was about to Ashe you guys a question, but from the Lux of things, I guess it would be in Vayne.

Edited May 26, 2012 by Midnite

[Summer]

God. I made a thread about making pokepuns and it just...ded

[Ikaru]

Urgot to be kidding me! Everyone, Lee Sin to what I'm Talon you. All these puns are Sivir-ly putting on me my Wit's End.

...I was about to Ashe you guys a question, but from the Lux of things, I guess it would be in Vayne.

LoL puns. He's got a Zilean of them.

[Ninpen]

I straightup wrote this on my AP English Language exam:

"Quantum Physics is literally defined by uncertainty (Sorry for the pun)"

I hope the rest of my exam is strong enough to gimme a 5, because...yeah.

[Ikaru]

That's actually not that bad, reminds me of the whole philosophy thing where you're given a final exam that consists of only one word: "Why?"

'A's were given for answers including "Why not?" and "Because."

[Ringabel]

there is only one way to stop this madness *loads gun* ....let's.....do..this leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroooooooooooy jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenkins!

[The Fush]

I'll bring it back... when I'm bothered. I've been Koffing and Weezing a lot, so I need some Rest. Then I'll think of something Mew!

[Summer]

S-Sorry to hit on an old thread, but

Why was the Charizard nicknamed Scissors?

Because he loses to Rocks

[The Fush]

All these puns... they're gonna cause me to take my grass breath soon enough...

[Dakkokki]

That isn't punny at all.

[The Fush]

What are you talking about? Reading the jokes on this thread have been a punforgettable experience for me!

Aren't you acting a bit punusual? I punder why...