Ysera Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 (edited) So you think you had a hard childhood? Well Flick you, its got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was this asshole prick next store who was always beating the crap out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth anyhting. Its not even like I had a choice, the town had something like 9 people living in it, I kid you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me. You think that’s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet. But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah they were complete creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the hell up. Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time. The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master. Edited August 13, 2012 by Stocking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelly Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vex Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Jellyman.. pretty much summed up my thoughts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyouka Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 My only question is what happened to make you want to post this? just wondering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duster Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 What is going on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ysera Posted August 14, 2012 Author Share Posted August 14, 2012 I'm waiting for people to get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 I've seen this before... its freakin awesome XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyon Pyon Kyuu!~ Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 It's Ash's life story you derps XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vex Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 You, sir, are a ruffian and a scoundrel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duster Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Derp... But still I was really confused XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renowner Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Lol, I get it. Though ash wanted the pokemon... And I would've added how you (he) was forced to pick the pokemon noone else wanted because he was late, and that it constantly shocked him. Though that would give it away easier. You could say pet, and it hurt "you". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamina Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 ohh i get it nice xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diana Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 It took me a minute. the Ash picture made me realize it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 I felt sorry for you Now I don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Doe Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Did you ever become the very best? Like no one ever was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Monpoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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