TheNewEnigma Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Guys, I'm f@#*$#@ sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a pineapple under the sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Doe Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 I have a feeling that these "decisive cartoon stories" are catching on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ysera Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 My royalties? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Doe Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 You started it. I embraced it. Now this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fenix Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 What was the reason for not finishing high school? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Cuz fry cook is better than going to college? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Guys, I'm f@#*$#@ sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a pineapple under the sea. Welcome to Good Burger, Home of the Good Burger may I take you order? Should I tell you I've watched the movie 3 weeks ago? Or did I get the wrong reference? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Doe Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Welcome to Good Burger, Home of the Good Burger may I take you order? Should I tell you I've watched the movie 3 weeks ago? Or did I get the wrong reference? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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