would you go gay for gardevoir

[MartelloX]

cant say i would simply because thats a very weird thought i mean could you imagine walking around introducing people to it XD like yeah i totallly married a pokemon check out this ironically small pile of money......

[Dragoknight]

JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT HUH?!

I've been waiting for this question whole life. Even now, I lay here, wondering if I'm ready for what's to come. Anyway, tallyho!

If I say yes does that make me weird The real question is how you would deal with the cross-racial divide here, as you are in fact committing your life to a pokemon. I second @FairFamily here. While Gardevoir is very adept in understanding human emotions, it's never stated if it can actually learn and speak English, let alone understand complex thought. So that would definitely be a big real-life issue. While a big hurdle to face, I would still say that the benefits of having both a devoted and partner outweigh the negatives. Also, I want the 100K.

[MartelloX]

plus one other thing that kinda gets me is it not technically considered beastiality? i mean its humanoid buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Maelstrom]

So... pre-nup divorce combo is banned and cheating/open relationship isn't allowed?

 

I'm gonna pass on this limited time offer. 100k or even 1M would be enough to lock me into a celibate marriage the rest of my life. Also assuming you could prove competence and consent from the gardevoir in question in the first place.

[andracass]

this thread made me giggle just a little bit

 

I'm not much the marriage type...

or the dating type...

or, well... not really any type.

We could just sit near each other and read each other's thoughts. Does that count?