NickCrash Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 (edited) I will find a tank And i will smash it in your face if you end that sentence! Will that be... a fish tank? With Lobsters!?! At the size of Godzilla? With Lazers on their heads?!?!? Oh wait... (note to myself: not that tough) Edited December 24, 2014 by nickcrash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy3579 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I'm so tough that I push on doors that say pull... and they open Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I'm so tough I made a 3rd choice: Drag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NezzieSeraphim Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I'm so tough, that not only can I push a car up a hill in a foot of snow or deeper while in a dead sprint... but I can destroy just about anything metal with my bare hands and lift dragons like paper weights... also... I eat Skuntanks for breakfast. Come at me bros and sistahs. >=) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I'm so tough I swept Charlotte on my first attempt and I also biked 100 miles using only one leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 ^you really did those things... I'm so tough that I don't have to avoid bullets. I collect them and turn them into grenades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 ^you really did those things... Yep. My leg was killing me after that, but the way it works is that road bikes, such as the one I have, have a set of pedals you can atrach that allow your shoes to clip onto the pedals. In normal circumstances, these pedals allow you to increase your total efficiency and speed by about 30% (actually, now that I'm thinking about it, it's kinda like a Choice Scarf). These clips also allow you to pedal with only one leg since you can actually pull upwards with the singular foot itself since it allows you to do so without your foot simply coming off the peddle. More to the topic, however, I ate a dragon's foot with a spoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I'm so tough I can change the bicycle chain on the move and shave my head with a toothpick and a fairy duster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I'm so tough, I told Ame to put a pokemon into the Reborn game. And she did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I'm so tough that after my fight with "The Mountain" (from GoT), he is now known as... "the hill" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverJakler Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I'm so tough that I fought Xemnas in KH1 unprepared and only died in 10 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veterans Azeria Posted January 14, 2015 Veterans Share Posted January 14, 2015 I'm so tough the Gobi Desert was created due to my fight with Goku Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I'm so tough I tied my shoelaces this morning with both hands. Yeah, that's right, look out now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veterans Azeria Posted January 14, 2015 Veterans Share Posted January 14, 2015 I'm so tough that my school bowed before my feet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I'm so tough that oil runs in my veins and my stomach is a steam engine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawr-Ma-Ama Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 I´m so tough I played through E.T. for Atari. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfRed Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 I'm so tough, I beat Ocarina of time. Without picking up any heart containers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 I'm so tough I teach pokemon to Surf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 I'll have you know I couldn't beat Viricide And I only cried for 20 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimvader42 Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 I'm so though I OHKO pokemons with sturdy... ...using constrict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I'm so tough, Chuck Norris wears a WWMD (What Would Mael Do?) bracelet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyrus the Priestess Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I'm so tough I attend Muay Thai on a regular basis. Even if I am on my period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I'm so tough I attend Muay Thai on a regular basis. Even if I am on my period. But doesn't that give you superangrypowers sometimes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 The class becomes: MYYYYYY THAIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!! I'm so tough I survived the same class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 I'm so tough, i drink soup... Using only a knife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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