Guest Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 >:3c This is LONG overdue. For those who aren't frequent Tumblr-ers: "incorrect quotes An internet trend of putting real people or (more often) fictional characters into dialogue, often from other sources such as shows, films, or Tumblr text posts. These quotes are almost always comedic." - Urban Dictionary Fern: "Are you a boy or a girl?" Adrienn: "I'm a Fairy Gym Leader." Fern: "But what's in your pants?" Adrienn: "Cain, sometimes." *fist bumps Cain* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Mods Dreamy Posted March 28, 2018 Global Mods Share Posted March 28, 2018 Elias: From my perspective, we're the good guys Titania: Do I look like I give a shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargerth Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 "Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!" - Shade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GenEric Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Bennett: “ I love my mother dearly and I appreciate her for sacrificing so much for me.” Serra: “I love my life as a gym leader and totally not depressed or anything.” Charlotte: “That purple guy is hot.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberle Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Anna: "My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickens Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Julia: " Where can i sell my bombs" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLuca Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 some from my tumblr Spoiler Florinia: What’s the best way to kill someone? Amaria: Kindness. Titania: If we’re being stealthy, then potassium cyanide. Otherwise anything from a knife to a bazooka works. ~ Spoiler Fern: I love youCain: good choiceFern, annoyed: fuck youCain: good choiceFern:Fern: wAIT A SECOND ~ Spoiler Florinia: I just have to spoof the IP address and overlay a digital duplicate on the Wi-Fi– Julia: [blows up the camera] Florinia: Or that. Julia: Let’s go. ~ Spoiler Taka: I am like an onion.zeL: What? You have layers?Taka: No, I make people cry... ~ Spoiler Decibel: Y'know what? Fuck you!Cain: I already did!Decibel:Cain: -and I did it real good.Decibel:Decibel:Decibel: You did. ~ Spoiler Florinia: Mission 100% successful. Julia: Rini, we lost Fern. Florinia: Mission 100% successful ~ Spoiler zEl: “What are you even doing right now?” Taka: “Dissociating.” ~ Spoiler Florinia: I think you’re still suffering the effects of your party last night. Julia: All I drank was Redbull! Florinia: How many? Julia: Eighteen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberle Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 (edited) Ok, I know this is Incorrect Pokemon Reborn Quotes, but I thought of this one for Rejuv and I like it too much to not post. (btw the names of the Rejuv protags are Aevis / Aevia / Axel / Ariana / Alain / Aero if you didn't know and also want to do a Rejuv quote) Spoiler Melia: "AEVIS DID YOU ENTER US IN THE GRAND DREAM CITY TORNUMENTDSKJDHASKLJFHASDKJFH!?!?!?1?" She said calmly Edited March 29, 2018 by uberle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEL Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Saphira: "You like revenge, right? Everybody likes revenge. Well, let's go get some!" Lin: "I've got a surprise for you after this next test. Not a fake, tragic surprise like last time. A real surprise, with tragic consequences." PC: "Okay, yes, it's a trap. But it's only way through. Let's just do it." El: "I thought about our dilemma, and I came up with a solution that I honestly think works out best for one of both of us." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velthomer21 Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 PC:I'm ready, I'm cool, I'm totally going to beat Lin. Nothing can surprise me, not even if she was- Lin:Right behind you, bitch. Corin-Rouge:NOW LET US SEE THE TRUE POWER OF THIS ULTRA RARE ULTRA POWERFUL POKE- *Corin-Rouge sent out Magikarp* It was at this moment that he knew.....he fucked up. Amaria:I'm a Water Type Gym Leader..one day soon, I will rule the earth~. But I got this cute new girlfriend, and I gotta torture her ass first~! This is how I always do it, I cast a sweet lil spell, and once they're in my way, I become....THE GIRLFRIEND FROM HELL!!! Cain:I'VE GOT THIS UNDER CONTROOOOL, SO JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH~!!! SOMETHING SOMETHING, I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE!!!! Solaris:Garchomp...KILL HIS POKEMON. PC:No way that's happeni- wait a second....what level is that thing? *Blake is humming the Tetris theme* Cal:WE'RE HERE TO STOP YOU!! RETURN THE RUBY RING!! *Blake pushes Cal off of a cliff while still humming the Tetris theme* Fern:Honey, what'cha waitin for~? Welcome to my Candy Store~! Time for you to prove you're not a loser anymore~! Samson:PC of non discriminate gender identity....get Ciel......out of here. She.....she doesn't....deserve this..... *Samson bleeds out* PC:That's gotta be the worst reaction to Vine I've ever seen. Zel:SANTA!! IS THAT Y- *Taka knocks out Zel* Taka:Almost too easy. Now, where's his presents? *Solaris pretends to do the Kamehameha* Sirius:Commander, I have urgent- What are you doing? Solaris:NOTHING. NOTHING AT ALL. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE THE SUSPICIOUS ONE!!! Shelly:Rain Dance. *PC commits suicide* Amaria:And I am now painting her portrait! Titania:Can I get up, please? Amaria:Move and I'll slit your wrists, bitch. Radomus:The right hat for the right job, dear! Luna:Then why are you wearing no hat? Radomus:....I'm unemployed. PC:What's an easy solution to your problems? Amaria:Suicide. Shelly:Rain Dance. Fern:Bitch, what problems? Anna:There's no one easy solution. It varies on the person! Or at least that's what Nostra says. Noel:Nostra's just a doll. But that is good advice. Sigmund Connal:Drumroll, please... *New World Badass Orderly John provides a drumroll* Sigmund Connal:ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLuca Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Spoiler Cain: ♪ I'm not wearing underwear today~ ♪ ♫ ~ Spoiler Blake: Are you a morning or night person Taka: Oh Blake Taka: I’m barely a person ~ Spoiler Decibel: What’s that? Cain: My to do list Decibel: It’s just a piece of parchment with my name on it Cain: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velthomer21 Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 *Amaria is brandishing a knife* Amaria:What's wrong, sweetheart? You look scared. Titania:OH MY GOD YOU'RE THE DEVIL!! Amaria:Your worst fucking nightmare. Amaria:College days! Kiki:Filled with beer and women! Hardy:Playin' ball! Julia:And blowing lots of boys! (And their stuff up!) Amaria:Reading books! Noel:And raiding World of Warcraft! All:College days have oh, so many joys! We're taking a break and hitting the road for thanksgiving!! Hardy:It's going to rock, just you wait and see! All:We're hitting the road and heading home for thanksgiving!! Hardy:The Jock Kiki:And the Hick! Noel:And the Nerd! Julia:And the Slut! Amaria:And me!!!!! Amaria:My girlfriend found out I'm Satan! PC:Uh... Amaria:It happens every single time!! PC:Please let me out? Amaria:There's no chance of you escaping, PC:Really? Because- Amaria:SO DON'T YOU EVEN TRY~!! PC:PLEASE HELP SOMEONE!!! Amaria:Now I'm gonna stab her painting, and cut holes in her clothes! Next up is to KILL YOU, BABY. Titania:Dating Satan woes! Fern:I saw an old man get hit by a train....he didn't see it in the foreign rain...he didn't hear me shout 'look out for the train!'........... Because I didn't say anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairFamily Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Cain: I've come here to kiss ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GenEric Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 (edited) Fern: Decibel-sen..senpai, I’ve done so much to gain your attention, but...but... Decibel: What? Fern: BAKA!!! Lin: So this is the Reborn Champion. Hydre- (falls asleep) Ame: Woah! Is something wrong with my beloved arctic fox? How can a STAB fairy move not beat that Hydreigon?! This thing must have max affection in Pokemon Refresh. Edited March 29, 2018 by ArcherEric Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seki108 Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 @Amethyst: An initiative I've started with the Revitalization project is the elimination of all Budew within Reborn's walls. If the circus folk, desert-ers, or Team Meteor want to save them, FITE ME 1V1 IRL, M8. (Going from extra formal to TERRA in in one sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velthomer21 Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 (edited) Ame:We're here at the World Championship Orre Hold 'Em Poker. We're down to our final four now, and the stakes have never been higher. No player's giving anything away, faces so still they may as well be carved from stone. Radomus:Alright, you've got this. And when you win, you can finally afford to buy that sweet hat you need. Florinia:They can't read you at all. You're a sphinx. You are smooth, like the wind. Anna:I have....no idea how to play this game. I should've been out a long, long time ago, but I keep winning. Bennett:Breathe....AAAAH!!! I CAN'T TAKE THE STRESS!!! Fern:If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls, have your mommy fix you a snack. Or you could come smoke, pound some rump and coke, in my porsche with Team Meteor. Amaria:There's a mean pokemon guy who's always mean to me. I would like to see them DIE!! Titania:Is the PC the one you mean? Amaria:That's right, the player! I'LL DROWN THEM, THE HATER!! Titania:Then why did you help save them? Amaria:SAY WHAT?! Cain:I am the right brain~!! I have feelings~!!!! I'm a little all over the place, but I'm lustful, trustful and lookin' for someone to love! Noel:Here comes a female, here comes a female! Puff your chest out, take your phone and check your email! Our evolutionary purpose is repopulate, so gather data now and see if she's a possible mate. Amaria:Who are you? Elias:Pope Elias! And by the Power of Christ! I cast you out, unclean spirit! Amaria:RAAAAAAH!!! Elias:Leave here forever more, now! I command you to begone in~ THE NAME OF THE LORD!!! Luna:.....And Cloud and Sephiroth lived happily ever after with ten children. The perfect story! Also, Aerith and Tifa died horribly because they got in the way of the true love of Cloud and Sephiroth! zEl:Smooth jazz will be deployed in 3....2....1... *Taka starts dancing* PC:Favorite musical? Victoria:Hamilton. Cain:Wicked. Julia:Hamilton. Taka:Hamilton. Zel:Hamilton. zeL:Hamilton. Cal:Hamilton. Kiki:Hamilton. Solaris:Hamilton. Fern:Heathers. Florinia:What's a musical? Luna:WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOOO.......THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!!!! Elias:I'm sorry, but it's the truth. I am your father and Radomus has turned you against me. Radomus:Don't be a fool. She just finished Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days. *Solaris plays The Three Regis on his grand piano* *Taka does the Robot to the melody* Bennett:Well I guess it would be nice! IF I COULD TOUCH YOUR BODY!! Hardy:What? Bennett:Not you sir. I KNOW NOT EVERYBODY HAS GOT A BODY LIKE YOU! OOH!....... Arclight:Dude, what's the rule about white boys dancing in public? Bennett:......Not allowed unless you're gay.... *Cain begins to dance* Both:Morning, Cain. Hardy:Okay, listen up, folks! We have a security situation here! As you know, when we reach the location, I will be conducting a security sweep! Also, we will be using codenames! You can address me as "Eagle One!" *Everyone sighs* Hardy:Serra, codename, "Been There, Done That!" Aya is "Currently Doing That!" Adrienn is "It Happened Once In A Dream", Radomus, codename, "If I Had To Pick A Dude". Noel is..."Eagle Two!" Noel:Oh, thank god. Hardy:Nice to meet you man, my name's Hardy. Noel:Oh, hey, Hardy. I know who you are. Backup quarterback for the Kyogres. Hardy:Yeah, but that's only because I broke my leg last season. Y'know Samson, the first string QB? Noel:Of course! He's got nothing on you, man. Hardy:Yeah, well Samson's Samson, but Hardy's Hardy. Here, go ahead, touch that bicep. Noel:Oh, that's pretty good... Kiki:I have a muscle for you to touch here too, nerd! It's his penis. Amaria:Bags are packed! Kiki:Beer and lots of jerky! Hardy:Sturdy jeep! Julia:With room enough for five! Hardy:Climb on board! Noel:And don't forget your seatbelt! Julia:Feel the wind! All:It's great to be alive! We're taking a break, hitting the road for Thanksgiving!! (Thanksgiving!!) Kiki:So stick out your butt, and moon some S.O.B! *Kiki and Julia moon the guy behind them* *Fern's Porsche crashes* Kiki and Julia:FUCK YOU!!! All:We're hitting the road, heading home for Thanksgiving!! Hardy:The Jock! Kiki:And the Hick! Noel:And the Nerd! Julia:And the Slut! Amaria:And meeeeee!! Taka:What is love? Baby, don't hurt me! Don't hurt me! No more! Simon:Uh...what's going on? Taka:What is love? Yea-ah!! Aster:Eclipse blew him off. Taka:I don't know. You're not fair. I give you my love and you don't care! What is right? What is wrong? Give me a sign... 'Noel Murphy':Dear Bennett Voclain, we've been way too out of touch. Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much. But I should tell you that I think of you each night. I rub my nipples and start bulming with delight- Bennett:WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THAT?! Blake:I'm just trying to tell the truth. Bennett:This has to be perfect. These E-Mails have to prove that we were actually friends. Here, just let me do it. 'Noel Murphy':I gotta tell ya life without you has been hard! Blake:Hard! 'Noel Murphy':Has been bad! Blake:Bad? 'Noel Murphy':Has been rough! Blake:Kinky. 'Noel Murphy':And I miss talking, about life and....other stuff. Blake:Very specific. Bennett:Shut up! 'Noel Murphy':I like my parents! Blake:Who says that?! 'Noel Murphy':I love my parents, but each day's another fight. If I stop smoking drugs, then everything may be all right. Blake:Smoking...drugs? Bennett:Just fix it! 'Noel Murphy':If I stop smoking Crack- Bennett:CRACK?! 'Noel Murphy':If I stop smoking Pot, then everything may be alright. I'll take your advice and I'll be more nice! I'll turn it around, just wait and see! Cuz all that it takes is a little -Re-in-ven-tion! All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be! SIN-CER-ELY-ME!!!! Edited March 30, 2018 by Velthomer21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velthomer21 Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Ame:Thank you everyone for attending. We are here to discuss what to do with the Warlord Lin and her repeated attempts to destroy the world. I believe at this point we are open to any suggestions, so speak your mind and keep it civil. Saphira:I say we take her by force. Serra:You're stupid. You've lost more battles than the rest of us have ever had combined. Saphira:That's what Pokemon are for. They hurt Team Meteor. And then they die. Serra:But they're NOT hurting Lin. She's still fine and she's wrecked two of our houses. Saphira:I denounce you. I DENOUNCE SERRA! Ame:I think the point that Serra is trying to make is that Lin has a brutal and determined trainer force and it would be best to avoid a direct, physical confrontation. So what might be some alternative options? Radomus:I have...a LOT of money. I'm just throwing it out there. Serra:Wow, all our problems are solved. Thanks, Radomus. *sarcastic* Radomus:Look, all I'm saying is that if we need money, I've got it covered. So just ask! Serra:But if we need any castles, don't. You've only got one. Saphira:Ha! Nice. Kiki:I would be happy to send my students to help. Apophyll Acolytes graduate very quickly. Aya:Yeah, we know. You can train whoever you want when you live on your own private continent and no one can attack you and break your stuff. Ame:I think it would be in our best interests if we can put our personal squabbles aside for now. After all, Lin destroys more of our land with every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velthomer21 Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 (edited) Ame:And starting with the flop, we've got the King and Queen of Spades and the Ace of Diamonds. Radomus:Ugh! Nothing again? I'm sick of waiting for a good hand. Time to bluff my way to victory. 10,000. Ame:Oh, my! And Vanhanen comes out swinging. What could possibly be going through everyone's heads right now? Florinia;AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! Bennett:AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! Anna:Mmm...Sandwiches.... Radomus:AAHAHAAHAAAH!!!! Ame:Nothing but calm calculation down there. Let's see what they do. Florinia:AAAAIEEEEE!!! Call. Keep it together. You're calm....like the wind. Anna:Call. What does call even mean? I'm literally just doing what the person before me does. Bennett:Keep it together, Bennett..make your Bug-Types proud. Call. Ame:Ladies and gentlemen, we have a poker game on our hands! Amaria:What's up - people - Satan's back! By now everybody knows that's me. And I got a new hot gal. Saw her downtown sitting and I thought 'Oh my god! Look at her face! Who cares if she's straight or gay? Time to ruin your life babe!' Titania:WAIT WHAT?! Amaria:Nothing! Ha ha! Blake:Are we done yet? Bennett:Well, I can't just give them one e-mail. I wanna show that I was, like, a good friend, y'know? Blake:Oh my god..! Bennett:Dear Noel Murphy, yes I also miss our talks. Stop doing drugs, just try to take deep breaths and go on walks. Blake:No. Bennett:I'm sending pictures of great bugs sitting in trees. Blake:No. Bennett:You'll be obsessed with all my entomology! Blake:Absolutely not. Bennett:Dude, I'm proud of you! Just keep pushing through! You're turning around, I can see~!! Fern:Are we gonna have a problem? You have a bone to pick? You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?! I'd normally slap your face off, and everyone here could watch! But I'm feeling nice, here's some advice, listen up BIIIATCH!!! Sigmund Connal: One out of one doctor supports the use of Electroshock therapy as a cure-all! TRY IT TODAY!! Lin:Behind you, bitch. PC:I didn't even get to deliver the punchl- *Lin knocks the PC unconscious* Lin:Now there's a punchline. Cain:Where did we meet before, just like this~? I know your smile, your voice just like that~!! You talk to me and I smile right back! I don't believe in fantasy~~! PC:NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOW TWO OF MY FAVORITES NAMED TAKA ARE DEAD!!!!!!! WHY IS THE WORLD SO AVERSE TO AWESOME GUYS WITH TAKA IN THEIR NAME?!?!?! Cain:Every day, streets are covered with fake people~! Every night, streets are jammed with these noise~! Things are so strange, are they real or a dream~? Where am I now, trapped in a city of illusion~~~!!!! Cain:AAAAAAND ACTION!!!! Taka:Why are you making us do this? Cain:I. Said. And. Action. Julia:Bu- Cain:IT'S LUNA'S BIRTHDAY AND THIS IS OUR FAVORITE GAME!!! I SAID AND ACTION!!! Julia:But I- Taka:Look, he's not gonna stop until we do this. And he has a gun. Julia:Fiiiiiiineeeee.......I hope things at least blow up.... Cain:AND ACTION!!! Taka:Ugh......where am I now? Julia:Are you awake? Taka:Uh, what are you doing? Julia:Just people watching. I mean, look at them all. Shibuya is so diverse..and everyone's got their own story. Taka:Shibuya sucks. Who needs a town with so many people? All they do is get in the way and screech at each other. They're the REAL Noise. Wish I had a giant mute button. Hardy:But mate, you ever try scanning 'em all? It's like having the radio on every channel at once. Anna:Yeah....like everybody's values are all trying to come in the loudest. No other town compares. Julia:Shibuya's a battlefield. Taka:Yeah...it is kinda like that. A clash of creeds.. Hardy:But, mate, all these people, and they can't even see us. Anna:Yeah...makes you sad, huh? Taka:Sad?! I'm thankful. Nobody sees me. Nobody bothers me. And nobody expects anything from me. This is like a dream. Once I survive the seven days, does the dream end? OH COME ON, STOP MAKING ME ACT LIKE SUCH AN EDGELORD!! Cain:NEKU IS NOT AN EDGELORD!!!! GODDAMN IT!! CUT!! Edited April 3, 2018 by Velthomer21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outside Indoorsman Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Dragon Mono PC against Adrienn: "I don't believe in fairies!" Amaria: "I really need help." Laura: "Are you always a smartass?" Charlotte: "No. Sometimes i'm asleep." Cultist: "Defend yourself!" Titania: "...Okay." (Pulls out Aegislash). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velthomer21 Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 PC:GUYS!! HURRY!! Laura's been taken prisoner by Team Meteor! Saphira:Can't. Watching Anime. PC:BUT SHE'S- Wait, what's that guy doing? That looks awesome. Saphira:Well, it's called Gate of Babylon and.... *Several days of Anime later* Laura:HELLO?! ANYONE?!?! Titania:I challenge you to a battle! Meteor Grunt:Hah! A Pokemon battle? I will destroy you with my two raticates!! *Titania impales the Grunt* Titania:I never said it was a Pokemon battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faeborn Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Cain: *sends out Nidoking* Move I'm gay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doombotmecha Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Shelly: I'm only happy when it rains~ ------ Titania: I did what I had to do. MC: You didn't have to do that. Literally nobody had to do that. ------ Titania: I need to stop saying "how am I going to kill my way out of this one" whenever I'm in trouble, at least out loud anyway. ------ Julia: I am so sorry you guys! We are actually a lot cooler than this! MC: Are you, actually? Julia: ... Julia: No Julia: No we are not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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