Joker Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Yeah, I know, it's probably getting annoying. And to be honest, I really didn't want to do one of these. But upon reading some of the other ask me threads, it made me realize I don't really put myself out there. Which is probably why no one ever really talks to me. Being a back up line host, we simply cannot have that now can we? I'm not the most open of people, but I will try my very best, I promise. With that said, feel free to ask anything you want, whether it be serious or wacky. I swear to god, Phoenix. you better chill with those 100 questions << Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vex Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 If we were eating a delicious 5 guys burger & fries, would you look me in the eyes and tell me you love me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted January 2, 2013 Author Share Posted January 2, 2013 If we were eating a delicious 5 guys burger & fries, would you look me in the eyes and tell me you love me? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 I went easy on you cause I like you 1. How old will you be in five years? 2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? 3. How tall are you? 4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? 5. What’s the last movie you saw? 6. Who was the last person you called? 7. Who was the last person to call you? 8. What was the last text message you received? 9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail? 10. Do you prefer to call or text? 11. What were you doing at 12am last night? 12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced? 13. When is the last time you saw your mom? 14. What color are your eyes? 15. What time did you wake up today? 16. What are you wearing right now? 17. What is your favorite Christmas song? 18. Where is your favorite place to be? 19. Where is your least favorite place to be? 20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere? 21. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 years? 22. Do you tan or burn? 23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? 24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh? 25. How many TVs do you have in your house? 26. How big is your bed? 27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer? 28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on? 29. What color are your sheets? 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 31. What is your favorite season? 32. What do you like about fall? 33. What do you like about winter? 34. What do you like about the summer? 35. What do you like about spring? 36. How many states provinces have you lived in? 37. What cities/towns have you lived in? 38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet? 39. Are you a social person? 40. What was the last thing you ate? 41. What is your favorite restaurant? 42. What is your favorite ice cream? 43. What is your favorite dessert? 44. What is your favorite kind of soup? 45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich? 46. Do you like Chinese food? 47. Do you like coffee? 48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average? 49. What do you drink in the morning? 50. What non-banking related card in your wallet is the most valuable to you? 51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? 52. Do you know how to play poker? 53. Do you like to cuddle? 54. Have you ever been to Canada? 55. Do you have an addictive personality? 56. Do you eat out or at home more often? 57. What do you miss about highschool, if anything? 58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you? 59. Do you want kids? 60. Do you speak any other languages? 61. Have you ever gotten stitches? 62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? 63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool? 64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat? 65. Do you know how to drive stick? 66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on? 67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7? 68. What is your favorite TV show? 69. Can you roll your tongue? 70. Who is the funniest person you know? 71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? 72. What is the main ring tone on your phone? 73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little? 74. What red object is closest to you right now? 75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth? 76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? 77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? 78. Do you flirt a lot? 79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? 80. What is your favorite food? 81. Can you change the oil on a car? 82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? 83. Have you ever run out of gas? 84. What is your usual bedtime? 85. What was the last book you read? 86. Do you read the newspaper? 87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? 89. Do you watch soap operas? 90. Do you dance in the car? 91. What radio station did you last listen to? 92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you? 93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper? 94. What is your favorite candle scent? 95. What is your favorite board game? 97. When was the last time you attended church? 98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school? 99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted January 2, 2013 Author Share Posted January 2, 2013 I went easy on you cause I like you 1. How old will you be in five years? 25 2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? No one. ;~; 3. How tall are you? About 5'7 4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? Nothing in particular. 5. What’s the last movie you saw? In theater, The Amazing Spiderman. In general, Billy Madison. 6. Who was the last person you called? My college doesn't really count as a person. 7. Who was the last person to call you? No one calls me. :/ 8. What was the last text message you received? Read above. 9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail? Above. 10. Do you prefer to call or text? Either is fine, really. but if I had to choose, call. 11. What were you doing at 12am last night? Same thing I do every night, talk on Reborn, watch anime, and play games. 12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced? Divorced. 13. When is the last time you saw your mom? Today. 14. What color are your eyes? Grayish Green. 15. What time did you wake up today? Around 1 PM 16. What are you wearing right now? T-shirt, and pajama bottoms. 17. What is your favorite Christmas song? I dislike Christmas songs. 18. Where is your favorite place to be? Anywhere with a friend would be my favorite place. 19. Where is your least favorite place to be? I don't know, really. 20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere? Japan. 21. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 years? Hopefully at a job I enjoy, and if by some miracle, with the girl of my dreams. 22. Do you tan or burn? Tan. 23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? Regret. 24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh? You being a smartass with these 99 questions. << 25. How many TVs do you have in your house? 4 26. How big is your bed? Twin size. 27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer? Desktop. 28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on? With. 29. What color are your sheets? Blue atm. 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? One. 31. What is your favorite season? Summer. 32. What do you like about fall? The weather is nice. 33. What do you like about winter? Nothing. 34. What do you like about the summer? The bright blue skies. 35. What do you like about spring? Watching flowers and stuff bloom... Real manly, I know. 36. How many states provinces have you lived in? One. 37. What cities/towns have you lived in? 3 38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet? socks. 39. Are you a social person? Nope. 40. What was the last thing you ate? Pop-tart. 41. What is your favorite restaurant? Not exactly a restaurant, but, Taco Bell. 42. What is your favorite ice cream? If it has banana in it, I like it. 43. What is your favorite dessert? Cherry pie. 44. What is your favorite kind of soup? Chicken. 45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich? Cherry or Grape. 46. Do you like Chinese food? Yeah. 47. Do you like coffee? No. 48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average? I don't like water at all, so none. 49. What do you drink in the morning? Usually tea. 50. What non-banking related card in your wallet is the most valuable to you? My gamestop one. 51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? Nope. 52. Do you know how to play poker? Sort of. 53. Do you like to cuddle? Um... Sure. 54. Have you ever been to Canada? nope. 55. Do you have an addictive personality? Well, not really, no. 56. Do you eat out or at home more often? At home. 57. What do you miss about highschool, if anything? Talking with the majority of my friends. 58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you? Nope. 59. Do you want kids? Someday, maybe. 60. Do you speak any other languages? I took Spanish freshman year, but haven't touched it since then. 61. Have you ever gotten stitches? Yeah, once where my lungs collapsed where they had to operate. That's a long story I won't get into. 62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Above. 63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool? Pool. 64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat? Window. 65. Do you know how to drive stick? Nope. 66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on? Games or clothes. 67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7? Nope. 68. What is your favorite TV show? Don't watch much Tv. Soul Eater was on it once, so I pick Soul Eater. 69. Can you roll your tongue? Yeah. 70. Who is the funniest person you know? Vega and Poe are pretty funny guys. 71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Nope. 72. What is the main ring tone on your phone? Nothing, Phone no worky. 73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little? Nope. 74. What red object is closest to you right now? A PS3 controller. 75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth? Yeah. 76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Open. 77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? I've seen this before, you're getting lazy... Anyway, bear. 78. Do you flirt a lot? I'm as shy as they come. 79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Ketchup. 80. What is your favorite food? Chilli Dogs. 81. Can you change the oil on a car? I was shown, don't remember. 82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? Nope. 83. Have you ever run out of gas? Nope. 84. What is your usual bedtime? Whenever I feel like sleeping. 85. What was the last book you read? lolbooks. 86. Do you read the newspaper? Nope. 87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? That one gamestop has. 89. Do you watch soap operas? Nope. 90. Do you dance in the car? Nope. 91. What radio station did you last listen to? Ipod bro. 92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you? No picture frame near me. 93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper? lolnotes. 94. What is your favorite candle scent? Cinnamon something, I dunno. It smells nice, all that matters. 95. What is your favorite board game? Never played any. 97. When was the last time you attended church? lolchurch. 98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school? A man called Mr. Nelson. Never did anything in that class but watch Forest Gump. Good times. 99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent? Its been so long since I've camped I honestly can't tell you the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poetic Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 *clears throat* I don't have an actual question, so I'm just gonna ask something incredibly nonsensical. How many pancakes does it take to waffle a doghouse in a river going fifty kilometers per Diglett? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted January 2, 2013 Author Share Posted January 2, 2013 *clears throat* I don't have an actual question, so I'm just gonna ask something incredibly nonsensical. How many pancakes does it take to waffle a doghouse in a river going fifty kilometers per Diglett? Fourteen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 what's the story behind the new name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted January 2, 2013 Author Share Posted January 2, 2013 what's the story behind the new name? I wanted a change, Xiphera just didn't have the right vibe... So, I chose one of my favorite fictional characters of all time, Vaati. Of course, most regulars will still call me by my old name, but hopefully that habit will break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mashew Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Why aren't we closer?</3 Do you even like me? What's your biggest fear? What's your biggest dream? Who is your dream girl? What do you feel should be done about Reborn League? How do you like Nonary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 Why aren't we closer?</3 I'm generally a distant person, which is a bad thing, honestly. But I made this topic for that exact reason. So I will /try/ to be less distant. Just talk to me. Do you even like me? I wouldn't be your back up host if I disliked you. So, yes, I like you. What's your biggest fear? As cliche as it may sound, being alone. That and spiders, those evil bastards are up there too. What's your biggest dream? To live a fulfilling life, another cliche thing. lol Who is your dream girl? Someone who is sweet, but will slap the shit out of me when I get into one of my funks, because most of the time, I need it. They would also have to like anime, because, it's one of my biggest interests. Same applies to games, really. What do you feel should be done about Reborn League? As a host, I feel people should read the god damn rules. As a challenger, it's really fun, and I enjoy talking and battling with the leaders. See you Friday, Amaria. <3 How do you like Nonary? I think it's amazing that Ame created such a fantastic adaptation of her own. It's probably the thing I enjoy most on Reborn, activity wise. I mean, it has drama, suspense, action, brain busting puzzles, all that good stuff. I'd love to beat it, but really, I like playing it so much I'd rather just keep losing so I can play it more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Are you an innie or an outie? Have you ever written a song? Can you make change for a dollar right now? Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet? Have you ever written a poem? Do you like catsup on or beside your fries? Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? Have you ever written a book? Have you ever broken a mirror? Are you superstitious? What is your biggest pet peeve? Do you slurp your drink after it's gone? Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Would you ever parachute out of a plane? What's the most daring thing you've done? When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. Did you have a baby blanket? Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? How did that turn out? Have you ever sleepwalked? Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? Can you flip your eye-lids up? Are you double jointed? If you could be any age, what age would you be? Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? Do you ride roller coasters? What's your favorite carnival ride? What is your dream car? What is your favorite cartoon of all time? Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? If so, would you eat another one? If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first? Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Can you pick something up with your toes? How many remote controls do you have in your house? Have you ever fallen asleep in school? How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? How many foreign countries have you visited? If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? Do you ask for directions when you are lost? Have you ever held a Mexican jumping bean? Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? Do you prefer light or dark bread? Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? Do you talk in your sleep? Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn? Have you ever played in the rain? Did you make mud pies? Have you ever broken a bone? Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? Do you drink pepsi or coke? What's your favorite number? If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? Do you use regular or deodorant soap? Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? Do you need corrective lenses? Would you hang out with / date someone your best friend didn't like? Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like? Have you ever returned a gift? Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? If you could participate in an Olympic Event, what would it be? How many pairs of shoes do you own? If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? Do you sing in the car? What is your favorite breed of dog? Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? What is your favorite fruit? What is your least favorite fruit? What kind of fruit have you never had? If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? Are/were you a good student? Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? What do you think is your best feature? If you were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for? If you were to win an Osacr, what kind of movie would it be for? What is your favorite season? How many members do you have in your immediate family? Which of the five senses is most important to you? Would you be a more successful painter or singer? How many years will/did you end up going to college? Have you ever had surgery? Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? What do you like to collect? How many collectibles do you have? Did you have fun answering these? You wanted more questions? You got 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted January 5, 2013 Author Share Posted January 5, 2013 Are you an innie or an outie? I'm assuming this is belly button related....innie. Have you ever written a song? Afraid not. Can you make change for a dollar right now? Yes, yes I can. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet? Nope. Have you ever written a poem?I had to write one in Creative Writing. Do you like catsup on or beside your fries?Haven't seen that version of ketchup in a while... Anyway, either way works for me. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? I have not. Have you ever written a book? Nope, though if the inspiration ever struck, I probably would. Have you ever broken a mirror? Once or twice. Are you superstitious? I am not. What is your biggest pet peeve? People who ask rhetorical questions. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone? Nope. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? ...Yeah. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? Whopper. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Nope. Would you ever parachute out of a plane? Hell fuckin' yeah. What's the most daring thing you've done? Killed a spider, that bastard had it coming. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? I usually just take whatever they give me, I'm not picky with baggage. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. I would rather eat steak on pizza. Did you have a baby blanket? No, but I do have a blanket I prefer to use. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? That's usually how I get my haircuts. How did that turn out? bettet than when someone else cut it. Have you ever sleepwalked? Haven't heard of me sleeping walking from a family member, or friend, so no. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? Never had a birthday party. ever. Can you flip your eye-lids up? I could try, but I'd rather not. Are you double jointed? Not that I know of. If you could be any age, what age would you be? 17 Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? Long time ago, but yes. Do you ride roller coasters? Of course! What's your favorite carnival ride? The ones that don't spin around like a beyblade. What is your dream car? I can honestly say I've never gave that any thought. lol What is your favorite cartoon of all time? Ooooh, tough one! Hmm... Old school Pokemon. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? I don't let them eat my food, so I won't eat theirs. If so, would you eat another one? Nope. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first? Un-fasten the seatbelt. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Yup. Can you pick something up with your toes? If it's small enough, yeah. How many remote controls do you have in your house? Four or five. Have you ever fallen asleep in school? More times than I can count. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? Never. How many foreign countries have you visited? None, still hoping to visit Japan someday. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? I would compete in that shit so fast. I mean, it's food bro! Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? Poor and happy. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? Swim, even thought it would be pointless. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? Yeah. Have you ever held a Mexican jumping bean? I want to make a joke about Fred here... Anyway, I have not. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? Probably Alice. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? Box of crayons with broken points. Do you prefer light or dark bread? Light. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? Scrambled. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? Luckily, no. Do you talk in your sleep? I've had some instances where I have. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn? Shovel snow, the other gets me all sweaty and nasty and is overall just ew. Have you ever played in the rain? I hate the rain, so nope. Did you make mud pies? One of those things that gets me dirty, nope. Have you ever broken a bone? I have broken my left arm before, as well as my right hand. And for the record, I kicked that tree's ass. ;~; Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? Yeah! Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? Nope, but I'm curious now, probably gonna google it. Do you drink pepsi or coke? Pepsi. What's your favorite number? Four. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? Sports. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? Someone's life. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? Yeah, and it sucks. Do you use regular or deodorant soap? If it is banana, lavender, or cherry scented, I will use it. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? A few times. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? Simpsons voices. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? Adam Sandler. Do you need corrective lenses? No. Would you hang out with / date someone your best friend didn't like? If we had a connection, absolutely. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like? I'd try my best to endure it. Have you ever returned a gift? Yes, but it was one I bought for myself. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? NO, THAT SHIT IS MINE! If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? Never got into the Olympics, but, anything aquatic looks fun to watch. If you could participate in an Olympic Event, what would it be? The 100 meter dash, or whatever it is. I'd run out of stamina fast though. << How many pairs of shoes do you own? Around 5. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? Yeah, I wouldn't want her to waste her money on something I already own. Do you sing in the car? Depends on if people are in that car with me. What is your favorite breed of dog? Never cared for dogs, but probably Husky. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? If I had the money to spare, of course. What is your favorite fruit? Cherry. What is your least favorite fruit? Lemon. What kind of fruit have you never had? I've tried them all at least once. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? Best Buy. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? Eh, none of them, really. Are/were you a good student? I was not, if only was in school with my current mindset. << Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? Quite a few, but my best friends pretty much outrank me there. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? If I got chosen, I'd just go wherever they assigned me, don't really have a preference. What do you think is your best feature? A better question would be; What is your worst feature? I could answer that one. If you were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for? Probably pop or rock. If you were to win an Osacr, what kind of movie would it be for? Comedy. What is your favorite season? Summer. How many members do you have in your immediate family? ...Is it bad I don't know? I wanna say around 12. Which of the five senses is most important to you? Sight. Would you be a more successful painter or singer? Painter. How many years will/did you end up going to college? I start soon, so I don't really know. For now, I'm looking at four. Have you ever had surgery? Yup. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? Football, but only because they make a shit ton. What do you like to collect? Pokemon cards, and manga. How many collectibles do you have? Of those two, I used to have boxes filled with Pokemon cards, but my collection has grown much smaller, only a binder full now. As for manga, I really only have Naruto. Once things pick up money wise, I intend to buy all the Soul Eater volumes as well as many other manga. Did you have fun answering these? I did, and people should keep them coming. Hopefully serious questions. << You wanted more questions? You got 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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