I hate you all

[Maelstrom]

for making me want to do this at last. Go ahead, ask me your questions. Beware, silly questions will be answered in kind and much to my own amusement.

JK guys, ily

[Vex]

Is your voice as manly as your appearance?

[Maelstrom]

I'm not sure but I doubt it. Unless I'm speaking in Japanese and then my voice goes down an octave or so automatically for some reason. Ask Wolf for his opinion of it.

[Joker]

How can I become as manly as you? ;~;

Blastoise, Torterra, or Torkoal?

[Maelstrom]

Genetics helps. Working out helps a lot more.

Blastoise with Torkoal a close second.

[Summer]

How did you get this relationship with Wolf/Godot?

[Maelstrom]

We met at the university's anime club. Really there was a whole big group of us that made up the core of the anime club (kind of like how there's a bunch of core reborn regulars), so we would all hang around and have all sorts of fun long past when club meeting ended. There was a whole long time too when we were all pretty deep into Rock Band and Guitar Hero. We've been good buddies ever since. After a while I pestered Wolf to join Reborn and the rest is history.

[Godot]

for making me want to do this at last. Go ahead, ask me your questions. Beware, silly questions will be answered in kind and much to my own amusement.

JK guys, ily

Why do you suck at super smash bros?

Is your voice as manly as your appearance?

My voice is deeper actually, his is kinda inbetween... his "Manly-ness" comes from a mixture between his posture, build, and both physical and Verbal Presentation

[Mashew]

Mael y u so go everywhere but AZ? :c

Why aren't we friends? D:

Favorite SSBB characteR?

[Phoenix]

Before you start this I want you to know that I will love you no matter what

1. Say something good that happened to you today:

2. What is your general philosophy of life?

3. What is the worst thing you have lived through?

4. How old is your inner child?

5. Do you believe in a higher power, and if so, what name do you give it?

6. Are you allergic to anything, and if so, what?

7. Write a haiku on the spot (5-7-5)

8. Favorite animal?

9. Favorite USMB forum?

10. Coffee, tea, or soda - how do you get your caffeine fix?

11. Idealist or realist?

12. Are you lucky or unlucky?

13. How much do you normally tip?

14. Last time you got sick?

15. Favorite word or phrase to use when cussing someone out?

16. Best movie made before 1970?

17. After 1970?

18. Within the past five years?

19. What is your quest?

20. Favorite TV drama?

21. Favorite sitcom?

22. Favorite reality show?

23. Favorite game show?

24. Favorite talk show?

25. A quote that sticks in your head:

26. Favorite toy as a child?

27. Last thing you made with your own hands?

28. Last fight you got into?

29. Last time you were hospitalized?

30. Favorite kind of flower?

31. Are you now, or have you ever been, a communist?

32. Favorite word?

33. Last thing you picked up off the ground?

34. Favorite book as a child?

35. Favorite book as a juvenile?

36. Favorite book as an adult?

37. Last time you flipped someone the bird?

38. Do you have any siblings, and if so, how many?

39. Make _____, not war:

40. Favorite singer?

41. Favorite songwriter?

42. Favorite performer?

43. Surprise parties – yes, or no? why not?

44. Where do you get your news from?

45. If you had to challenge someone to a duel of some kind, what your weapon of choice be?

46. Favorite kind of soup?

47. What, if any, parts of your body do you shave, wax, or otherwise remove hair from?

48. What is happiness to you?

49. Least favorite household chore?

50. Favorite thing to do on a cold and rainy night?

51. Peter Pan or Captain Hook – who is cooler?

52. Have you ever written/carved/etc.

53. Favorite mythology?

54. Favorite magazine?

55. Law & Order – original, SVU, or Criminal Intent?

56. Worst pickup line ever used on you?

57. Best job you ever had?

58. What do you know how to fix?

59. Favorite place to go in the town you live?

60. Favorite munchies?

61. Movie with the best one-liners?

62. How do you groom your nails?

63. Last pity party you held for yourself?

64. Last post-it note written?

65. If you could go back in time to a specific place and era, when and where would it be?

66. How much money do you have in cash right now?

67. What’s the best joke you know how to tell?

68. Last gift that you gave someone?

69. [Write your own question here. Now answer it]

70. Favorite superhero?

71. What songs do you know all the lyrics to by heart?

72. What did you buy on your last trip to the store?

73. Worst habit?

74. Last thing you quit?

75. Disney – too cheesy for its own good, or just cheesy enough?

76. Pet peeve?

77. What do you grab to drink when you're hot, sweaty, and thirsty?

78. Do you wear a watch?

79. What were you doing before you started taking this survey?

80. What do you wish you were doing instead of taking this survey?

81. What’s preventing you from doing that?

82. What are your plans for the rest of the day?

83. Have you ever been arrested?

84. Favorite kind of poetry?

85. Favorite kind of music?

86. How many different kinds of solitaire do you know how to play?

87. What are you a member of?

88. Do you like green eggs and ham?

89. Is the glass half-empty, or half-full?

90. Who is the wind beneath your wings?

91. Favorite John Hughes film?

92. Would you follow the white rabbit down the hole?

93. What classes have you failed in your lifetime?

94. Favorite comedian?

95. Monkeys – funny, yes?

96. Favorite Beatles song?

97. Walk, bike, ride, or drive?

98. Do you take vitamins, and if so, which ones?

99. Bugs Bunny, or Mickey Mouse?

100. What do you want on your tombstone?

[Maelstrom]

Why do you suck at super smash bros?

cuz so pro

Mael y u so go everywhere but AZ? :c Because besides old memories, you're probably the only attraction the state holds for me. Although I do kinda wanna go, get pulled over, and then pull out my military ID and passport and give the asshole cop the evil eye of doom.

Why aren't we friends? D:

I dunno, we just don't talk that much. Between LoL keeping one or both of us busy, I'm almost at a lost as to what to talk about with you. 0.o

Favorite SSBB characteR?

But I like so many of them... but if I really, really had to choose, I'd say Lucas cuz he's my best character. Followed by Ike and DK.

[Maelstrom]

1. Say something good that happened to you today: Hung out with a cousin of mine and we coop'd Portal 2 and ate at a place I've been craving for a while that you only get here in El Paso.

2. What is your general philosophy of life? "Everything depends on everything else." The innumerable multitudes of small interactions, all the little causes and effects, along with the big ones coalesce to determine what happens. There's just too much you can't control to fret about it all, or to plan too far ahead. It also means that everything you do has consequences and you will reap what you will sow.

3. What is the worst thing you have lived through?

4. How old is your inner child? Umm... probably 16 or 17. I've always been a pretty serious kid though.

5. Do you believe in a higher power, and if so, what name do you give it? No, I don't believe in a higher power. Religion is a security blanket.

6. Are you allergic to anything, and if so, what? I used to be allergic to cats a little bit, but not anymore as far as I can tell.

7. Write a haiku on the spot (5-7-5).

Fuck why you do this,

this isn't supposed to be,

my soul is empty.

8. Favorite animal? Turtle of course. All sturdy, sagacious, and enduring. And lookie, most of my favorites right here: http://prntscr.com/nyv7k

9. Favorite USMB forum? What is that?

10. Coffee, tea, or soda - how do you get your caffeine fix? Soda for sure, followed by a liberal application of Monsters.

11. Idealist or realist? Realist, hands down. Which is why batman > superman.

12. Are you lucky or unlucky? Used to think I was incredibly unlucky but knowing what I do now, oh yeah, I've been lucky as hell.

13. How much do you normally tip? Really does depend on what I eat and the service, but it's at least 3 bucks and usually more like 5.

14. Last time you got sick? Right when I was coming back from Afghanistan, I got a cold throughout the whole process. Haven't been sick since or even for the whole of the deployment before it.

15. Favorite word or phrase to use when cussing someone out? I don't cuss people out but I've adopt a fondness for "shitbag" thanks to the army.

16. Best movie made before 1970? Off the top of my head since it's probably old enough... 12 Angry Men. If not old enough, then Gojira (1949)

17. After 1970? mmm, that's hard. I really couldn't decide. But Lincoln is suddenly a top contender for that.

18. Within the past five years? Lincoln

19. What is your quest? To seek the holy grail! So that I may blow mine enemies to tiny bits. Umm, I should find some enemies while I'm at it.

20. Favorite TV drama? House

21. Favorite sitcom? I dunno, scrubs I guess?

22. Favorite reality show? I don't like or watch any of them. =/

23. Favorite game show? Just gonna toss Wheel of Fortune out there cuz that's the only show that even comes to mind right now.

24. Favorite talk show? The Colbert Report counts right?

25. A quote that sticks in your head: "When you have made your enemy your friend, have you not destroyed your enemy?"- Lincoln, and no, that wasn't in the movie.

26. Favorite toy as a child? Probably all the plastic swords my cousin and I used to have. I used to love anything that launched stuff.

27. Last thing you made with your own hands? Swab packets for stuff we were doing in Afghanistan.

28. Last fight you got into? Physical- never.

29. Last time you were hospitalized? Never.

30. Favorite kind of flower? Flowers... have names? I don't have one.

31. Are you now, or have you ever been, a communist? Nope, it's a nice ideal but the practical application of its whole is impossible.

32. Favorite word? Reprobate

33. Last thing you picked up off the ground? a paper football

34. Favorite book as a child? Where the Red Fern Grows/ Jurassic Park, read in 3rd grade

35. Favorite book as a juvenile? Dandelion Wine- Ray Bradbury

36. Favorite book as an adult? I don't know that I could name a single favorite series, much less a single book.

37. Last time you flipped someone the bird? middle school, it just feels awkward to do.

38. Do you have any siblings, and if so, how many? 1 younger brother

39. Make _____, not war: Pizza

40. Favorite singer? don't have one I guess

41. Favorite songwriter? Billy Joel

42. Favorite performer? N/A

43. Surprise parties – yes, or no? why not? Sure, why not?

44. Where do you get your news from? CNN or the Colbert Report, preferrably.

45. If you had to challenge someone to a duel of some kind, what your weapon of choice be? Spear

46. Favorite kind of soup? Egg drop

47. What, if any, parts of your body do you shave, wax, or otherwise remove hair from? Gotta shave my face everyday for work. No other man-scaping for me, thanks.

48. What is happiness to you? It's that exhilarating rush, that laugh out loud joke, and that one second that you want to last forever.

49. Least favorite household chore? doing laundry and putting it away

50. Favorite thing to do on a cold and rainy night? turn out the lights and watch the lightning, and/or crack a window open so the scent flows in.

51. Peter Pan or Captain Hook – who is cooler? Captain Hook for sure. Class vs flying dennis the menace.

52. Have you ever written/carved/etc. Had a ceramics class. I could throw like a boss.

53. Favorite mythology? Greek

54. Favorite magazine? National Geographic/Time

55. Law & Order – original, SVU, or Criminal Intent? SVU

56. Worst pickup line ever used on you? N/A, qq

57. Best job you ever had? Working at Sonic's on campus.

58. What do you know how to fix? M16 and M4 rifles I guess and some equipment you would never have heard of- I'm not a mechanics kind of guy.

59. Favorite place to go in the town you live? Movie theater

60. Favorite munchies? Pork Rinds

61. Movie with the best one-liners? Scott Pilgrim

62. How do you groom your nails? ??? with a nail clipper.

63. Last pity party you held for yourself? Me grumbling over how lame the cruise was.

64. Last post-it note written? can't remember.

65. If you could go back in time to a specific place and era, when and where would it be? probably back to 1999 or so I can tell myself of some serious things I need to say yes to. Sorry, no grand anthropologic venturing for me.

66. How much money do you have in cash right now? $450

67. What’s the best joke you know how to tell? I can't, I mess em all up. T-T

68. Last gift that you gave someone? Picked up Godot from his work.

69. [Write your own question here. Now answer it]- Elemental bending of choice? I'd totally be a water bender.

70. Favorite superhero? Batman

71. What songs do you know all the lyrics to by heart? sooooo many, it probably deserves its own post

72. What did you buy on your last trip to the store? 3 books, 2 by Brandon Sanderson and 1 by Mark Twain.

73. Worst habit? chronic procrastinating and staying up late.

74. Last thing you quit? Trying to beat Terramorphus and Hyperius the Invincible. alsdfjklsajdfk

75. Disney – too cheesy for its own good, or just cheesy enough? Just enough queso for me.

76. Pet peeve? how everyone underestimates how much work is involved with all the support jobs I do and have done in the army.

77. What do you grab to drink when you're hot, sweaty, and thirsty? Water

78. Do you wear a watch? Yes

79. What were you doing before you started taking this survey? Playing LoL and getting frustrate by several lagouts.

80. What do you wish you were doing instead of taking this survey? Drinking a cold one.

81. What’s preventing you from doing that? Nothing, brb.

82. What are your plans for the rest of the day? Sleep, wake up, go visit a dear old woman, and chill with family while I'm in town.

83. Have you ever been arrested? Nah.

84. Favorite kind of poetry? The kind that combines elegance with brevity.

85. Favorite kind of music? J-Pop (read as anime song) and Alternative

86. How many different kinds of solitaire do you know how to play? Just one.

87. What are you a member of? an airborne Army unit,

88. Do you like green eggs and ham? By Uncle Sam's beard I do!

89. Is the glass half-empty, or half-full? Half empty. It it's only half full you got jipped out of a full glass, and half empty means I'm still drinking and enjoying my drink.

90. Who is the wind beneath your wings? You know, I've never really had anyone to look up to. There was never that one person who I aspired to be like, nor anyone to really turn to for answers or advice.

91. Favorite John Hughes film? Eh, Home Alone

92. Would you follow the white rabbit down the hole? Not knowing anything about it and what it would entail, probably not.

93. What classes have you failed in your lifetime? An abnormal psychology class because I totally didn't take it seriously and didn't do the online quizzes on time, and I dropped out of an Immunology class that was totally kicking my ass.

94. Favorite comedian? Stephen Colbert

95. Monkeys – funny, yes? No.

96. Favorite Beatles song? I've just seen a Face

97. Walk, bike, ride, or drive? Ride

98. Do you take vitamins, and if so, which ones? Green vegetable supplements.

99. Bugs Bunny, or Mickey Mouse? Bugs Bunny

100. What do you want on your tombstone? "Made a difference."